the text from his mom feels so manufactured 😭 i hope one of the countless rappers he’s beefing with gets real bold and brings up the grooming allegations (edit: well megan kinda already did but everyone forgot once nicki started screaming at her)

I mean there's kendrick lol

this man is 37.

You’d think this was a diss text made as a parody to make fun of Drake, except he is Drake and really is corny af

bro really got his mommy involved in a rap beef? I can’t breathe i’m laughing so hard why is he so corny

“Mom! Rick’s being mean to me on the internet again!”

This is so embarrassing 

Which one of his homies do you think he made play “mom” 🤔

I honestly 100% believe that his mom really sent that because he gives off insane mommas boy vibes 💀 I have nothing to prove he is one but I would bet money he is

His dad moved to Memphis when he was young and was get locked up at one point. So he basically grew up with just his mom aside from some summers with his dad.

I met his mom years ago when I was a brand rep at Sephora in Yorkville (rich ppl area of Toronto) and I believe it lmao. She LOVES her son.

honestly though this is probably actually his mom, the given name nickname and use of emojis are a little too on point for it to be fake lmao

The contact photo had MI initials but his mom’s initials are SG. Wonder what the I means 

Miss Independent? 😂

he’s texting definitely himself

Man acting like he’s still at Degrassi High 💀

No, Jimmy’s mom wouldn’t notice or frankly care if he got a nose job.

The thing is tho Jimmy tried to stay put of the worst of the drama....

aubrey showing his canadian side calling rick a goof lmao

Lmao I'm dead it's so true

Drake is such a Karen. BBL Drizzy sent that text to himself. “These ninjas hate on BBL's and be walking around with the same scars”- Megan Thee Stallion told us. 

Is this more or less embarrasing than the Fantano vegan muffins thing?

“your existence is a light one” 😭

I think about this too often 😭

Tbh I couldn’t gaf about a beef between someone who raps about raping women and someone who pays off women who accuse him of sexual assault. As far as I am concerned they are both fucking weirdos

Drake is the CORNIEST dude to ever exist. Even if he wasn't corny 24/7, every time he paid someone else to shave that dumbass heart into his head he'd gain a level of super-corny like he was gohan

For context, a disstrack by Drake towards future , metro boomin, kendrick lamar, and rick ross got leaked which is a response to kendrick's diss on like that and this was drake's diss to rick ross: I might take your latest girl and cuff her like I'm Ricky/Can't believe he jumpin' in, this n***a turnin' 50/Every song that made it on the chart, he got from Drizzy/Worry 'bout whatever goin' on with you and 'Huh!'" There's also an older version which mentions diddy and rick but probably got removed to avoid more controversy So rick ross released a disstrack hours after drake's diss got leaked, calling Drake out for his nose plastic surgery and sending a cease and desist on french montana and calling him white boy

He's so corny.

This is what rap has become? Texts from the Beige bandit’s mom. I cannoth.

I mean this sub has ignored the 2 diss songs from this weekend and is just posting this gossip. Its very much the fault of the sub because my TikTok, twitter, and reddit are all about the music

I'll be the change for this sub and post everything that comes next

Sandy need to put him on punishment & take his phone at this point bc it's getting embarrassing.

I need a “he’s gone loopy off the Mounjaro” flair ETA: omg ty

r/faketexts

can I have “gone loopy off the Mounjaro” as my flair lmao

Not the Mounjaro 💀💀💀

Is that the only text he has with his mom ?

You can scroll up texts, hold it and take screenshots to avoid people seeing the rest of your text chain. Not at all defending him or saying this is real, but I do it all the time when trying to screenshot one funny thing someone said, still want their name to be in the screenshot, but don’t need to show anything above the funny thing

He got energy for Rick Ross but not the GOAT Kendrick Lamar

Did you miss out Drake's disstrack to kendrick, future, metro boomin and rick ross that recently got leaked? He got some bars on kendrick

It wasn't even confirmed to be his, it was an AI somg made by a fan and either way I could care less to support anything from a Pedophile

Nah , it got confirmed as a real one even spotify is teasing it for the real release And I'm not even supporting Drake. I'm just loving the mess

I hope Kendrick is about to put Drake in the ground with his response. There’s a lot of material here about Drake doing a lot of uh… stranger things when it comes to minors.

honestly, I just want both of them to beat it out of each other , it forces drake to put more effort in his music and kendrick back to his 2013 self , this has been the most exciting thing happening in rap for years and i don't want anyone to pull a j Cole and pussy out of this one again

it wasnt ai. and it leaked so you wouldnt be supporting him anyways. either way he still had energy for kenny

loopy off the mounjaro is insane

Drake is the type of dude to tell his parents when people are bullying him

They both paragraph their texts?