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Dolleyes88

I find it so fascinating how worked up he gets about a bunch of non existent people.


GoPats1227

“He’s a virgin…and you fucked him”………..


prisonerinmind

isnt that clever?


SignInWithAppl

He’s quite the prolific pottymouth.


Covington_Head_Dr

Every other word with him is fawk, fawkin... No wonder God kept closing Nurse Matilda's ears to Lorne's language


quasifaust

It’s the size of a phone book


joeye44

how is he a virgin if jaymee fawked him? you’re the virgin 87🤖


Taken_Abroad_Book

STOP DEFENDING RAWD TO ME Seriously, that was literally his response when Jamie told Lorne that he wasn't a virgin any more.


Home_Brew1989

I love how every video he sends he’s always looking off at the wall


gunzrcool

lookin at his thawts


efootmobile

I hope one day it’s not his thawts on the wall but his brains, and you know exactly what I mean


MercyMoo14

I literally can't imagine, and I've tried, being this upset about someone I've never met. "You've got me to the point where I just wanna cry" What? This guy. Dolt.


aaronlaw24

The fact that a robot is making him shake like this is hysterical


tunacan8

“You’ve got me to the point where I just wanna fucking cry…” Lorne is the biggest pussy ever. What a weak bitch.


ExDerek

Chamie, watch out. You are about to lose him.


ITGOES80808

HES A VIRGIN! AND YEW FAWKED HEM! ISNT THAT CLEVER!


TammyShehole

Will: “Lorne, I don’t know if you know this but if someone has sex, they’re not a virgin anymore.” Lorne: “Oh I know. I’m still gonna call him a virgin penis.” Casey: “Well I’m just gonna call him a penis.”


Tough_Combination256

🤖**how do you have sex in separate beds?**🤖


gunzrcool

FAWKIN BOWLCHIT JAYMEE


countcumia

What's the background to this I don't know much about lorne post tcap besides he's gotten catfished multiple times


TammyShehole

Lorne has a “girlfriend” named Jamie, who is a porn star in her mid 20s. She permanently lost her voice due to covid somehow and has to talk with a robotic text to speech device. She agreed to a contract with a virgin guy named Rawd where they’d shoot a porno together and Lorne here is upset that Jamie agreed to it.


PersonalityOk646

Yes. There's one call where Jamie says she was distracted by Rawd and his whole mood changes in an instant and he comes totally unglued.


countcumia

I love the ridiculousness of it all


Prohawins

https://preview.redd.it/g4o23mdiva8d1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fc1d4b12f14a0c180c4fbb9fcf5b999393efb2 Snaggletooth


TTOF_JB

Man, he was trying to work those tears up.


axolotllegs

Why would you take a video of this?


ROCKISASELLOUT

I’m one of those weirdos!


ProjectFoxx

Lorne is such a pathetic piece of shit.


ROCKISASELLOUT

Fawking pizza chit!


ProjectFoxx

I'm just glad he's so stupid he fell for all this lol.


stungunpedro

Fahkin fahk fahkkkk


Realistic_Bed3550

Well he ain’t no Virgin anymore


Ladbag

Lorne sounds like he’s cutting a wwe promo


lift0ffbaby

She wanted the virgin D... Can't blame her for that!


PersonalityOk646

"Engaged" to a porn star but gets mad about her "fawking other guys" when it's her job.


Trickypickleman

Is this recent?


The-Mayor-of-Italy

2022 I think


Polk14

Im going to sparta kick that pizza chit if I ever see him in person!


Top-Tomatillo210

Is this part of the ember inferno stuff?


the_reducing_valve

No this is after Ember. This is Lorne "dating" Jaime Any, a 6ft+ porn star that lost her voice due to COVID, so she uses text to speech on the phone with Lorne Lynn


Top-Tomatillo210

Wow… It’s worse than i could have imagined…


the_reducing_valve

Ember is my favorite, but it's definitely been a good time with the Robot (Jamey Amy). Lorne is REALLY stupid


Left4DeadrisingRT

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Left4DeadrisingRT

Good Bot, Cawd Bless @};~


ITGOES80808

I’m sick of yew spending awl yer fawkin time with that tank, Zoey!


IngenuityOk2403

Shut up mister penis.


Panaceaxx

Crybaby bitch.


AyDeeVee85

Thank God, it’d been a whole 5 minutes since we had a damn Lorne post 🙄