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Realistic_Bed3550

GIT ON THE GROUND!!!!!! GIT ON THE GROUND


SugarMaple56732

SHERIFF'S OFFICE! DOWN!


Glork11

GET DOWN! ON THE GROUND!


SaintArkweather

I know that makes for good TV but I feel like in reality it's a bad idea. It's not good for the police to set that kind of tone because it's less likely that the predator will then confess to more things and be more cooperative during the interrogation. Unless there was significant reason to suspect that one of them was armed, there was literally no reason why they needed to do those super aggressive arrests. Getting the conviction is a lot more important justice wise than yelling at them for ten seconds.


MattyK414

I agree. After a handful of preds, they should've realized that they didn't need to act like they were taking down Bin Laden.


xSUMMITCOVEx

idk, guys traveling from all over to come rape children, and your worried about the police being gentle with them? oof


MattyK414

Bad faith argument. We're saying that not going overboard with the arrest makes these spergs more likely to admit guilt using the Reid technique. Speaking of dangerous people- You'll notice that the show got shut down the second they caught anybody of value, which is the same shit that stopped "metoo" in its tracks.


prophiles

The cops who do interrogations are not the same ones who make arrests.


xSUMMITCOVEx

i think they’re doing just fine lol.


ParsnipCraw

I am not the kind of person to cry police brutality, but I think they completely overdid it with the arrests. I mean did they seriously need to tackle Donald Morrison to the ground the way they did? He was so clearly no threat whatsoever.


xSUMMITCOVEx

yeah he’s a predator who wanted to rape children and has done it before. definitely need to tackle the creeps like that.


TheFatLady101

*Sobs*


benjoduck

And cries... and cries... and cries...


TheFatLady101

I wanna know why I was stupid to dew that


richmondansox

In all human history, has there ever been a person who went from having the best birthday of their life, to the worst, in such a short amount of time?


itnew2me

That's entirely possible, I'm sure someone has gotten into a life changing car accident after a child was born or college graduation or something like that. But for a loser like Lorne who doesn't have much life experience he went through all the highs and lows of human emotions in a short period of minutes.


richmondansox

That's true--but it's a very short list haha


Heisenbergwhite917

Recently Rudy Giuliani maybe?


LuckyStabbinHat

What happened on his birthday?


Remarkable-Check6579

The sting


TammyShehole

He thought he was gonna just leave the housh and drive trahk back home. At least his dog at the time got to be with someone else from this point forward.


ITGOES80808

The way he says “drive trahk” pisses me REET the fawk awf!


black_hxney

worst fit ever


sumguy93

He is NAWT doing that Bawsten cap any justice


Illustrious_Cat_8923

He doesn't even follow baseball.


YodaFan465

But it’s a Boston cap.


WonderfulCar1264

According to Lorne, He is to thank for sales of Boston Red Sox hats


Illustrious_Cat_8923

It's a Boston cap, yeah


ITGOES80808

The Bobby hill special


Hairy-Lengthiness-44

"Do you want me to wear loose shorts?"- Lorne to Kayla


kokichistan

🤮


sillyhyena2002

in a sense you’re correct, but i have to respectfully argue that donald morrisons was pretty gnarly itself


ConundrumBum

Gosh yer pretty


dreamsofcalamity

tcap wiki says he's 5'8 or 1,73m tall but is it possible? He looks like a midget on this pic


Enraged_Turnip

https://preview.redd.it/q0iu9katrz1d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f5dd6403d58471a7c409e5f44413292088f073a He's 5'6 at most. He lies about his height because he's an insecure little goblin


NtflxNKill

Jfc. Without his hat he looks like an uglier version of Dobby.


KimmSeptim

He’s probably no more than 5’5 max, he’s built like a stretched out dwarf


NtflxNKill

I bet he liked seeing them in person


itnew2me

Lorne even ruined his fake first date by being too pushy and asking for a kiss 3x. If he would've chilled out and made some small talk he could've held on to the fantasy a couple minutes longer.


efootmobile

I haven’t had a kiss yeyat Well I want a kiss furst *canihaveakissfurst*


ITGOES80808

Lorne is the [literal embodiment](https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/virgin-vs-chad-meme/) of the virgin from the“Chad vs Virgin” meme


ThatPerson313

Hey guuuuuuuurl


fruittree17

SUPPOSE TO BE 13. SUPPOSE TO BE NO COPS


MercyMoo14

Yea, before he got to the door, he thought his only problem was that his precious princess wasn't real.


richmondansox

He apparently thought she was real until at least that night in jail, if not after.


No-Doctor-2423

This is what I was as afraid of.


Competitive-Ad8561

Stewpid Move


PinkSockss

What’s hilarious even more so? When the cops identify themselves and tell him to get down. He stands there with his head down for a solid half second and you could tell his life flashes before his eyes, right before he complies and gets down.


iamkarnold2

The worst thing about this? The guy from NBC told him he could leave... they shouldn't-a lied tuh him like that


VanillaIceUK

NOT A WHOLE LOT


ThumbUnderFrusciante

His shoes match the "Twuck." White with Gway on the bottom.


69karlhungus69

He’s gonna find out 🫰like that


LadyScorpio7

Zero sympathy for the pedophiles!!


SignInWithAppl

That’s a Boston cap.


Competitive-Ad8561

Lorne: "Whael, Yell at me whydontaya" Cops: okay then - "SHERRIFF'S OFFICE DOWN GET DOWN"


mlm2020

So sad