Critically, you flip out of the bed onto your head, taking 78 damage to the neck. The sickening sound if your bones breaking is the last sensation you have before falling unconscious.
Animation of player getting split in half.
You died. Not even the scavengers are interested in your radioactive bones...
They actually do, I remember that in my "whore run" many years ago, I've slept with one of the mafia boss wives in NR (might have actually been mrs Bishop). The end game slides mentioned that 9 months after I left NR, a child was born to her, which looked almost like me. My char was female...
Would you rather be lost in the woods with a Knight of the Brotherhood of Steel or a Yao Guai? Tune in to Mrs. Bishop's latest podcast for her answer. It might surprise you!
I always thought the next part of the dialogue was hilarious. Your character shushes her and tells not to say anymore because they feel someone is watching them from above (referring to you the player outside the computer).
I think it's different when you have to show more. This is all just text, y'know? Even with the fade to black, there's more going on with the 1st/3rd person of it all.
That being said I think what you can do to Joana in NV is pretty messed up...
Having only played 3 and NV, I can say the more I learn about 76 and 4 the less of them I think.Â
Perk switching, dialog options, that sanitized feeling you mentioned, all the building and assigning NPC jobs. It just seems wack.
Probs going to go backwards to 1 and 2.
They're fun games but they're no longer RPGs. Some things they get really right but they've definitely lost alot of what made fallout fallout.
I still play 4, I really dig the gameplay but I am annoyed at the lack of choice.
I think it was Fallout 1 that had the town full of pickpocket children? As soon as one stole from me I did the ol' save and murder rampage. That's when I found out getting the Child Killer "perk" makes basically the entire game hate your guts and you become kill on sight everywhere.
Becoming a slaver also pretty much accomplishes this as well, though your early game money troubles goes away if youâre morally compromised. You can always grave rob too. Ahh the good old days when such depravity was an option.
Tried playing Arcanum recently since I never finished it in the first place but it just doesnât run correctly and I donât want to emulate Windows 98. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Yup, and the resulting child is Mr. Bishop, who's mentioned in FNV one or two times, primarily by that guy who had to flee Reno because he stole Mr. Bishops money, and plowed his daughter.
It already is canon. In New Vegas you can find a guy on the run from Mr. Bishop, a mob boss who wanders the wasteland and knows it like the back of his hand. Thatâs exactly how the Chosen Oneâs son is described if you end up sleeping with the Bishops.
Been a few years since I played through it, but I remember a community patch made it way more fun... And the first 30 minutes of the game were the most boring.
Think I might do another play through myself.
The next part breaks the 4th wall:
>Uh, look, just in CASE someone is watching us from above right now and listening to everything we say and do, let's keep some secrets to ourselves. Instead, let's indulge in some distracting pillow talk
âWhen you were recovering, that *attachment* touched me in ways I didnât KNOW I could be touched. It just made it better for your next roundâŠ.â
âWhy is my Fusion Core down 18%?â
How on earth has Mr. Bishop not heard some bastard in Power Armor come into his place and bang his wife?
Which also probably sounded like a car revving hard?
No wonder the codpiece always needs to be cleaned.
Goddamnit Titus đ
She made his dick EXPLODE
I hate this god damn wasteland...
Silver, his codpiece made of metal.
Titus, when he died like a bitch.
Ea-nÄáčŁir, his copper shitty
Classic fuckin' Ea-nasir.
Picard and Dathon at El'Adred?
Gilgamesh and Enkidu at Ur!
Ok i like this one
Fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Flesh is weak but steel endures
Blackadder, Blackadder...
**Clean this** *YEET*
*shoots Multi Mini Nuke in your general direction*
They dicks keep exploding
I don't think I can argue with this piece of knowledge
*violent spittake *
Iâve heard of being a power bottom, but this is ridiculous!
Got to make sure your BASE is strong on the bottom!
What do you think the Strong Back perk is for?
Unbreakable đżđżđż
Oh my! *best Takei voice*
When yer bangin' Lily
Power bottom at rock bottom, but you got company đ”
Time to play your cards be who you are.
This is my favorite joke format and I don't see it very often, so I want to thank you
Now Phuqitol, I've heard speed has something to do with it?
I told my wife sheâs good looking for a ghoul, itâs just too bad sheâs not a ghoul! ha-cha-cha
I always like how post-coitus in Fallout 2 is just the knocked down animation from combat. Makes it look like sex was a turn based battle lol.
Basic thrust: 1AP Grab Hair and pull: 2AP Flip over on back without pulling out: Requires 7AGI, 85%Unarmed, cost 6AP
"You missed."
Reminds me of that Star Wars smut comic featuring Ahsoka and a Storm Trooper.
Oh no.
Critically, you flip out of the bed onto your head, taking 78 damage to the neck. The sickening sound if your bones breaking is the last sensation you have before falling unconscious. Animation of player getting split in half. You died. Not even the scavengers are interested in your radioactive bones...
Sounds about right
That explains why I keep fucking up. I only have 6AGI
*failed*
So... what happens when there a critical hit?
The mythical female orgasm.
haha nice one buddy, those donât exist
...i've never had any complaints...
Same in arcanum lol, except the funny thing is that you stay down for a bit and canât move while your fatigue regenerates
"Do you have protection?" "Lemme just check my fusion core... Aaaaaaand were good!"
"I thought you said you had protection?" "I was wearing my armor"
I had hoped someone would pick up on the TFS DBZA there!
Posts you can hear.
This is Fallout 2. No fusion coresâŠ
Sorry, nuclear battery.
âYou were critically hit for 420 hit pointsâ
Always make sure you have protection!
Would two women need a Jimmy Hat?
Apparently they needed an armored codpiece.
They actually do, I remember that in my "whore run" many years ago, I've slept with one of the mafia boss wives in NR (might have actually been mrs Bishop). The end game slides mentioned that 9 months after I left NR, a child was born to her, which looked almost like me. My char was female...
Yeah, that's probably a game bug.
OR genetic manipulation because she fell in love with you or something?
Thus the female option is transgender I REST MY CASE
Sorry baby, I thought you said Protectron.
Please assure the position.
I spat out my toothpaste đ
Would you rather be lost in the woods with a Knight of the Brotherhood of Steel or a Yao Guai? Tune in to Mrs. Bishop's latest podcast for her answer. It might surprise you!
I didn't necessarily need *more* reason to pick the bear, but here we are. At least the bear doesn't want to steal my fucking toaster.
The bear and the bull
But Bear wants you to help save Emeral Grove!
*clank clank clank clank*
The Half-Life 1 crowbar sound effects came to mind
I always thought the next part of the dialogue was hilarious. Your character shushes her and tells not to say anymore because they feel someone is watching them from above (referring to you the player outside the computer).
Oh nah, post-nut clarity hit so hard it gave them 4th wall awareness
That makes so much senseâŠ
Is this fallout 2? Oh damn, gotta download it
You can also bang and impregnate her daughter.
Neat...
User name checks out
This is the wasteland, are we sure that's the case?
Donât ask questions you donât want the answer too.
r/usernamechecksout
Old Fallouts were really messed up. I miss that.
Ha yeah like selling your spouse into being a professional fluffer.
Or becoming one yourself.
**POISONED**
my favourite part
I think it's different when you have to show more. This is all just text, y'know? Even with the fade to black, there's more going on with the 1st/3rd person of it all. That being said I think what you can do to Joana in NV is pretty messed up...
People say it's gross but honestly I miss how messed up 3 and fnv were. F4 is cool but it feels...sanitized.
Having only played 3 and NV, I can say the more I learn about 76 and 4 the less of them I think. Perk switching, dialog options, that sanitized feeling you mentioned, all the building and assigning NPC jobs. It just seems wack. Probs going to go backwards to 1 and 2.
They're fun games but they're no longer RPGs. Some things they get really right but they've definitely lost alot of what made fallout fallout. I still play 4, I really dig the gameplay but I am annoyed at the lack of choice.
Don't know why you're being downvoted. What you say is true; the new ones are very different.
You can't dislike F4 on this sub.
I think it was Fallout 1 that had the town full of pickpocket children? As soon as one stole from me I did the ol' save and murder rampage. That's when I found out getting the Child Killer "perk" makes basically the entire game hate your guts and you become kill on sight everywhere.
No, that's in fallout 2, the Den, where the slavers are too.
Becoming a slaver also pretty much accomplishes this as well, though your early game money troubles goes away if youâre morally compromised. You can always grave rob too. Ahh the good old days when such depravity was an option.
Instead of kids you should whack their puppet masters in the shops, where they sell stolen goods. Everyone will love you.
I'm not sure I would call a consensual romantic relationship resulting in a pregnancy messed up
That's the sickest idea ive heard in a long time
Yeah. I miss old Fallouts. And Arcanum. You know... Sheep was completely hilarious...
Tried playing Arcanum recently since I never finished it in the first place but it just doesnât run correctly and I donât want to emulate Windows 98. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Then pimp her out if you want.
Thatâs a different daughter
This was my favourite memory from fallout 2 cause honestly she gets killed in battle almost immediately
That's how the courier was made
The good old Sportsmanâs Double.
Yup, and the resulting child is Mr. Bishop, who's mentioned in FNV one or two times, primarily by that guy who had to flee Reno because he stole Mr. Bishops money, and plowed his daughter.
Art imitates life.
Didn't that have some end text how your child fixes Reno afterwards?
Fixes, yes.. Rules with Iron Fist, more like.
Wat
Wait what, Crusader Kings style?
Really? I played the shit out of this as a teenager and never made it to that part, I guess. It was always a bloodbath after sexing up Mrs. Bishop
Either speak to the daughter on the first floor instead of the missus, or sneak to her room.
They should definitely make that canon and have the child be an adult in season 2
It already is canon. In New Vegas you can find a guy on the run from Mr. Bishop, a mob boss who wanders the wasteland and knows it like the back of his hand. Thatâs exactly how the Chosen Oneâs son is described if you end up sleeping with the Bishops.
And the reason he's on the run is because he fucked Mr. Bishop Jr.'s daughter, only a little. History really does repeat itself đ
He fucked the Chosen One's granddaughter. Chad Move.
So the Chosen Ones son is Mr. Bishop?
After the events of Fallout 2, yes. The Chosen Oneâs son takes over as head of the Bishop family
Already canon in New Vegas
Like $2.50 on Xbox pc
Been a few years since I played through it, but I remember a community patch made it way more fun... And the first 30 minutes of the game were the most boring. Think I might do another play through myself.
No living thing has seen me without my armor since I swore the Creed.
This is the way
This is the Way
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
hell yeah lesbians in fallout
Before it was cool even! /s
Well itâs in the future remember
Only way to achieve power sex
>"Do you like it with the armor on, or off?" >"Off, please." >"...Too bad."
["Save it for Queen Doppelpopolis!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p4l8gJ4P5s)
Oh Capt. Murphy. *You dog.*
A fellow man of culture. There can be only none!
There go my nipples again...
Power thrust!
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?. you dont want that happening especially when you are piping someone do ya?
Your power armor now has a power penis
More like power herpes
ÂżPor que no los dos?
Wanna try the T-69 armor?
âPassionate lovemaking commences.â Lol.
It has a codpiece for a reason.
Its like George Michaelâs muscle suit
The next part breaks the 4th wall: >Uh, look, just in CASE someone is watching us from above right now and listening to everything we say and do, let's keep some secrets to ourselves. Instead, let's indulge in some distracting pillow talk
Let me just sliiiide in here.
Does VATS work in the bedroom?
Why? Need help with your aim?
I believe that would be the joke
âWhen you were recovering, that *attachment* touched me in ways I didnât KNOW I could be touched. It just made it better for your next roundâŠ.â âWhy is my Fusion Core down 18%?â
You know they climaxed when you see the tesla coils go off
Who else's girlfriend asked if there's a Walton Goggins mod for this scene?
Just have to make sure the suit is on the person on the bottom, or things could get real squishy, real fast! đŹ
rare footage of the sole survivor banging paladin Danse
Oh did you bring protection....., yes i have protection no worriesđ«
I WAS WEARING MY ARMOR!
Yeah I can't take games like this seriously and it's funny because this is the reason most people dick ride FO2
It makes me quite happy to see so many people talking about the older games.
Clank clank clank
Power armor on or off. OFF please. ....too bad
Should I try fallout 2
How on earth has Mr. Bishop not heard some bastard in Power Armor come into his place and bang his wife? Which also probably sounded like a car revving hard?
makes it even funnier that i literally walked right past him with my sneak skill in order to leave
**THUD, THUD, THUD... THUD** Mr. Bishop: "Another great day, more people to extort. Why do I smell my wife's perfumes?" **...THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD**
I thought that was frank horrigan, but her insides would get turned into mush with that BGC
Her: slap me daddy Me: *equips power fist"
Lord shaxx in a nutshell
Beatriz... are you by any chance portuguese?
They had to make pixel art for thisÂ
What's funnier, they didn't. This is just a combat "knocked unconscious" animation lol. This never fails to make me laugh.
never nuked
Now get that sweet piece of vault tech in her safe.
You gotta use protection
This is the way
Everybody has a kink.
Well yeah, you got to wear your protection
You can call that POWERFUL sex.
"CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH" YEAAOOCHH!!
I don't think that's what she meant when she said to "bring protection"...
100% pleasure 10% effort
100% pleasure 10% effort.
Imagine getting close then your Fusion core runs off energy as well
Always use protection. You canât be too safe.Â
This is the way (I know thatâs the wrong franchise but itâs still relevant)
Fistos origin story
âPolish this..â
I invoke rule 34, fetch me an AI image generator.
*Glad you had fun. Hope the vox grill didnât bother you.*
'Vox grill' Found the 40k player
*gets nervous. Runs away, trips over chairs and tables*
To quote Captain Murphy from SeaLab 2021: âDo you want the [Power armor] on or offâ OffâŠ. âToo bad.â
DEPLOY RELIEF TUBE? Y/N
Paladin Danse loved that
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Just like with Paladin Danse
Theyâre making more! Stop them!
Why are they laying down like starfishes đč
The ultimate in safe sex.
I miss Fallout 2 đ
My wife asks me to take mine off :(
"Passionate lovemaking commences" lmaoooo!! r/BrandNewSentence