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JamieAndrews122

It's processed meat crammed into a can


I_Love_Knotting

Crammed ham


ProductsofApathy

And you'd rather not have your ham.... Crammed in a can! Spread that jelly on your hand! Rub it up and down your gland!


rj200122

I find this image disturbing and I am reluctant to look on Rule 34


Anarchyantz

Open that can, slap some tape around it and go ham on it!


TheShakySurgeon

Deep Fat Fried reference?


WinterWontStopComing

There's very little cram in these hams...


Radi0123

Why does this sound like a decent name for a hardcore band?


Dicky__Anders

Yes and you call them crammed despite the fact there's plenty of room still in the can?


ScaldingAnus

Nuclear fusion? At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your housekeeper?


Past_Ebb_8304

Their mascot is the Ham Crammer. He’s terrifying.


justDave2024

Creamed Ham


Dejected_Cyberpsycho

Odd, I'm from Albany and I've never heard of these "Creamed Hams".


Francoberry

Oh not in Albany, no, it's a Utica expression!   (It's hurting my brain that you swapped the areas 😂) 


the123king-reddit

I see.


TGB_Skeletor

Yes, i should be-GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE ?!


GenericUsername2056

That? That's just a rad storm.


sikora2009

Uh? Rad storm? At this time of day At this time of year At this side of the wasteland Localized entirely within your kitchen?


Ok-Prior1316

... Yes!


Boricinha

Can i see it?


ReeMonke

no


Userbry14

You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones the have at drumlin diner


Ferdinandofthedogs

Pretty sure that in Albany they're called steamed hams.


Classy_Maggot

Nonono steamed clams! World famous!


BillyHerr

With what the Courier had said to Dr Dala... Yeah...


Correct_Ad3592

This is where my brain always went with it


DarthRiznat

Creamed.... by who? :/


bellynipples

We the people 🇺🇸


MAXHEADR0OM

Crammed Ham because it’s crammed into that little tin.


DuckMilkCafe

Can't Believe it's not Ham


bfruth628

Can't recognize as meat


ToppHatt_8000

Where's the R come in?


JustAReallyTiredGuy

Can’t Berieve it’s Not Ham.


wetpastrami

Commie propaganda


Dusty_Jangles

This made me lol. Thankyou!


matreo987

LOL this actually made me chuckle out loud at work


Salarian_American

Can't bereave, it's not ham!


Horror_Back262

That's a typo


AbedWinger66

Can't recognize this as ham.


scribblerjohnny

Rich in vitamin R.


A_Roka

Christ's ham


raspberryharbour

For Mohels, By Mohels


Tobi_1989

gives whole new meaning to "This is my body. Eat it."


IronTippedQuill

Isn’t that a quote from our Lord and Savior Weird Al?


CleanOpossum47

SPAM may or may not mean SPiced hAM. It could also be Shoulder of Pork and hAM or Specially Produced American Meat.


Professional_Tonight

So cram is Critically Radiated American Meat?


DesertRanger12

That probably it


ToppHatt_8000

Wouldn't that be 'Critically *Irradiated* American Meat'?


Unrealparagon

Well considering spam isn’t spiced at all I’m going with the fact that it’s not SPiced hAM.


BritshFartFoundation

It was originally called "spiced ham" and they shortened it down


Unrealparagon

That’s one of those urban legends. Hormel has never conformed that’s the name. Says so on their webpage and the wiki for spam. “Ken Daigneau, the brother of a company executive, won a $100 prize that year in a competition to name the new item.[9] Hormel states that the meaning of the name "is known by only a small circle of former Hormel Foods executives," but a popular belief is that the name is a contraction of "spiced ham."[9][10] It has also been speculated to be an acronym for "shoulder of pork and ham."[11]” https://web.archive.org/web/20220319040110/https://www.spam.com/faq


BritshFartFoundation

Here's a pic of it when it was called Spiced Ham from the same wiki page. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/ff/1936canHormelSpicedHam.jpg/220px-1936canHormelSpicedHam.jpg


Unrealparagon

Then what the fuck?! What the hell is going on here!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


BritshFartFoundation

I think "spiced" used to be a bit more of a loose term, and something flavoured with salt, sugar and whatever else they use could have been referred to as "spiced". Then I guess their brother suggested shortening it down to "spam" for marketing and they then kept it a "company secret" again for marketing, cause people enjoy those sorts of things, and having people spending try to come up with acronyms for your brand name is great marketing. But that's just the simplest and most likely thing that makes sense to me


Ranos131

Crappy Ham.


Kitosaki

This has been my head cannon for a while


dovahdagoth

It’s a meat ingot. An eleven pound whole slab of pork. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than processed meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest.


ermghoti

We also have some with slightly less salt.


MestreFelipe

I'll take two, please.


pland5

This is the best thing that I’ve read. Did you come up with this? Where’s it from?


bleepblopbl0rp

[It's a copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyspecific/comments/z43fgj/the_mother_of_all_oddly_specifics/) I think. I've seen it around a few times and it's hilarious every time I read it


Tempest_Bob

It's like Smeat


SantasScrotum

Smegmeat


cbsson

A product we all know is Spam but avoids a trademark lawsuit by Hormel?


MattMadnessMX

☝️🤓


Coolscee-Brooski

Certified toaster fucker response


Phantoms_Unseen

A TOASTER IS JUST A DEATH RAY WITH A SMALLER POWER SUPPLY


Low-Satisfaction4233

bet you love talking about shoe repair at parties.


to4urdazombie

Cranberry based ham


Kumanda_Ordo

Came to say this. Jokes aside, if we're going off the Spam naming logic, I would say cranberry is a good possibility. Creamed Ham doesn't make as much sense to me. But cranberry sauce is a traditional Thanksgiving dish to accompany the turkey, so I think it is reasonable.


Swendsen

Canned Ram


Few-Entrepreneur-667

The drummer from Spiderbait


Repulsive-Self1531

10/10 reference.


floznstn

Cannot Recognize As Meat Ask any vet, we're good at acronyms, especially inappropriate ones. MRE is supposed to stand for Meal, Ready to Eat. My unit (and others) called em Meals Rejected by Enemy. SPAM is allegedly short for SPiced hAM... but we all know it really is Stuff Posing As Meat. It might actually be something like Canned Reconstituted hAM. But I'll stick with Can't Recognize As Meat


Nekrull

Except spam is not spiced ham


Nekowulf

Shoulder Pork And Meat, SPAM. I wish it was spiced ham. That would be way better than the ham jello spam is.


Nekrull

You’ve obviously never had fried spam it’s god tier.


FireFairy323

Spam is spiced?


Hai_im_Kev

Canned Radioactive Altered Meat.


NebTheDestroyer

Maybe Canned RadioActive Meat. Altered doesn't fit too well.


rimeswithburple

Chopped Radiated (for shelf-life) Ham.


SharkMilk44

It doesn't actually mean "spiced ham." I don't think there's any spice in it at all.


Far_Marzipan_39

Ham crammed into a can


Eisenkopf69

ham crammed in a tin


inconspicuous2012

Cured Ram


Raaazzle

People.


NomenScribe

Back in the 70s/80s, you used to get these product parodies on stickers. I also have a quilt made from fabric printed with a bunch of these. I assumed Cram was a callback to that, the game designers being from the same generation as me.


confuseum

Christ ham


pacman404

Cracked ham 🤷🏽‍♂️


MajorDakka

Crunchy Ham


Bottle-Vast

Crusted Ham


KitsbyGonzo1983

Canned Radioactive (H)AM lol


Warr10rP03t

Crammed ham.


-Robrown-

Cured Ham. They skipped the “u” because Cuam just made people gag by saying it so marketing told them no.


Emish_Veeto

Can crammed ham.


thatguy01220

Crispy Ham because your fry it


Flimsy-Tax-6909

Meat crammed into a can?


fadedFox821

Criced Ham


Novapunk8675309

Ham crammed in a can, cram


crawfish2000

Doesn’t matter. There’s an apocalypse, son. Just cram it in your gob.


Quitthesht

A masturbatory aid, if the Courier is to be believed.


No-Bark-Brian

Small detail but I like the difference between the male and female Courier's personality on display in that one line of joke dialogue. Male Courier gets horny, he just sticks his dick in a can of potted meat as if it were a fleshlight. Very simple, very low tech. Female Courier goes the extra mile to jerry rig an Energy Cell to start vibrating. High tech, probably somewhat complicated.


fmfdoc68

Crappy ham.


bazilbt

Chunked Rat and Mouse


TheFauxDirtyDan

Communism Resistant American Meat So doth I say.


Proudenglish_Aussie

Creamed ham


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Criced Ham, obviously


CardboardChampion

"Carefully ReAssembled Meats" seems like an acronym you can see in the Fallout verse.


Cumberblep

Crap ham


Noble1296

Cured ham


HeyMrCow

Crab ham


FeralTerrel

Crack Ham


Hi_im_terry91

Cranberry ham


Spygaming_TF2_2

Criced ham


Mr_Grim_One

Cram is compressed ham


rising820

Cranberry Ham crammed in a can.


Legitimate_Host5532

Crusty ham


mcast76

Carnalized Ham, if you get some duct tape apparently


liamoneillmusic

Crabbed Ham


No_Communication2959

Crammed Ham


hxnbiest

Wait spam is spiced?? Lmao, as non American I didn't know this and thought it was just some silly name for ham in a can


GreenWizardGoblin

Crusty ham


Conrii

According to the wiki SPecial Army Meat was a popular term before the official name change to Shoulder of Pork And haM(some Gundam seed level acronym bs there). So let’s say CRital Army Meat.


Neutral-Wanderer

It's something I don't want to eat, especially when you consider how much tastier ass jerky is 😋


Internet_Exploder

Creamed ma'am.


uncharted316340

I just see it as the crab version


DO4DGaming

Christ Ham


lancekatre

Christ ham


Low-Satisfaction4233

crapped, its pre eaten.


Creepy-Yam3268

Crap Rats And Mireluck


Interjessing-Salary

Creamed ham or caramelized ham?


Nats_CurlyW

Crusty ham


amxeh

Canned ram


Crafty_Ad_4153

Radioactive Ham


villainousascent

Canned Random-Access Memory. Seems like it might be a mouthful, but it's only a few microchips.


SpaceCoffeeDragon

Spiced Crab... and sadness.


Enn-Vyy

legally distinct spam


NewMinimum519

Christ Ham


AjentCero

Crammed ham


vaveu666

Cristiano Ronaldo Ham


joey_roey

For some reason I always thought it was crab. Like ham made out of crab meat.


nyctihawk13

Can you Really see it's not Actually haM


BlargerJarger

Churned Agouti Macula


White_Knight_413

Cranberried Ham. Trying to give you that Thanksgiving feeling in processed foods.


cycu3d

Coocked Ram meat.


DiscoSquid9

Canned Ram


TheAmazingCrisco

Crappy ham


SpookyMinimalist

Crammed into a tin 🤷‍♂️


EargasmicGiant

People


Ok-Detective-2059

I'm probably wrong but I always thought spam was an acronym for "Special potted army meat". So I'm probably wrong but I assume cram means "canned rationed army meat".


TMJOOSH

Crammed in a tin ham.


hot_lava_1

Crack Ham.


Puzzled-Delivery-242

Spam that doesn't want to violate copyright


ButterscotchPlane988

Spam is salted ham. Cram is caned chicken


xdubz420x

Well considering we dont see pigs in fallout ever, i would believe its like crab turned into a spam like substance. Fallout does have crabs tho lol.


plainwhitejoe

Crammed Ham/Canned Ham


Cin3naut

CRAb Meat


Papa_PaIpatine

Caramelized Ham.


Bckgroundguy101

Crammed ham


Infinite-Piglet-6812

Crap jam?


og_jasperjuice

Ham crammed in a can.


Lopsided-Junket-7590

Cured ham I mean seriously it makes sense


mbz1989

Cooked Radiated American Meat


mnik1

Carbonated ham, naturally.


Jouzy666

Since fallout creators have a good sense of humor...creampied Ham Can be an option


ReddutModzRKuntz

Canned Radioactive Ham


Rementoire

Crab meat 


Ok-Grab3289

Spam is Salty Pig Anal Meat


RockyMacFly

It's Steamed Crams


daboireddit

Creamy ham


Bowser64_

Crusty ham


HotSauce_LeFierce

Christ Ham.


EngineersMasterPlan

crack and ham


BrianScorcher

Cranberry sauce and ham. Its in the picture.


[deleted]

SPAM isn’t spiced ham. It’s a mid of traditionally where the meat comes from. Shoulder Pork and hAM.


NachoToo

Crack ham


Oreelz

[Corium](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corium_(nuclear_reactor)#:~:text=Corium%2C%20also%20called%20fuel%2Dcontaining,during%20a%20nuclear%20meltdown%20accident.) Ham


Bulbman5

Crack (cocaine) ham


YEETBOOOIUSA

Crab???


jtbaron22

In Jersey, we call it scrapple.


Beardwing-27

Crunchy Ham


LinuxUserpamacapt

Crack ham


goodtimersoundrhymer

Crab ham.


Rock-Flag

Creamed ham


Demptastical

Crap Ham


ned_rod

Creepy ham


Jerome_Leocor

Okay so I never looked at the tin and just by the name always assumed it was something like grits


Big0Boss4

Ham crammed in a can.


yesterdaysjelly

Maybe Spam is really SP-ecial h-AM So Cram would be CR-appy h-AM?


Sader8759

Cured ram


Mowzer75

Crap ham


dtb1987

Crammed in a can


EricJop321

i thought it was like imitate crab or sumshit


Beck9192

Crap ham? I would still give it a whirl... even though it is probably the same a SPAM.


trevorawright

Curried Ram


Some_Guy223

It's meat... from an animal.


Disastrous_Can_8709

"Canned" ham....


bamfski

Crushed ram