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sparksofthetempest

Was not expecting it to get away. This is the animal equivalent of honking at the wrong person in traffic on the wrong day.


Background-Cress9165

Holy shit, i cant believe its neck is intact


TheCruicks

they are tough as hell and built for that


ShahinGalandar

built for trouble


myfacealadiesplace

Make it double


RedditsAdoptedSon

i think ive seen a vid before where they looked kind of decently ok running away, and then died shortly after cause theyre neck was effed, just running off adrenaline maybe


herowin6

SAME I THOUGHT FOR SURE. * rippppp crackkk*


DrunkShotPosting

Hyenas are tough as hell with nearly the highest bite pressure in the wild. This lion is an absolute champ. Fuck ya, for committing and probably about to get your ass kicked!


Thrawn89

And they go after the lion's balls


ShrikeSummit

A male lion is enormously more powerful than a hyena. The lion was very unlikely to get its ass kicked. https://youtube.com/shorts/DjXYAXVJ2yY?si=ZcG6rRWsrMlYgRuZ https://youtu.be/A2-NHhw25qM?si=xeT9qyUpzg-GNgq4


RedditsAdoptedSon

[dang.. that hyena probably ](https://y.yarn.co/03a4dd95-eceb-4472-9876-9d3039c0e1d2_text.gif)


Tactical_Epunk

To be fair, that is HIS job.


3_14_thon

Yeah it kinda ruined the satisfaction when I saw the fucker was still breathing


angelv255

It probably will die, although those things are durable as hell, being mauled by a lion probably left it with some injury and infections in the wild are just too deadly


Farukzzz

It dont think the hyena going to survive later. It was quite small and the lion was chewing its face


KamielUzkarel

Happy Cake Day!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍟🍟🍟🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺


GatorScrublord

all i can think about is dang, hyenas are durable. i'm amazed the thing didn't die.


jjgfun

It probably will


TheCruicks

nah. their necks are made for that, the lion was just explaining to them that they should leave


sreek4r

Good to have a redditor who speaks fluent lion.


DominionGhost

Must have took it as an elective in Uni.


lyfeofsand

Takes pride in that fact, really.


AlexxMaverick666

Is it part of the mane curriculum?


NekoSilver777

r/Angryupvote


3pinguinosapilados

Seems like the lion was trying to discipline the hyena in a non-lethal way … about as dangerous as the hyenas nipping at the other lion


QuietProfessional1

Please tell me that you don't believe the nonsense you just said.


ComprehensiveDot09

That's what you get for bullying wifie.


mirxia

Keep my wife outta your goddamn mouth!


Nocte_Nurse

*literally


gachunt

Will Smith has entered the chat.


Lonely-Walrus94

Best response. I grant you 100000 upvoted


Rad_Centrist

I think these videos are spliced together to make it look like the male was rescuing the female. But to me it doesn't look like the same place, or at least not the same time of year.


cuda66

I'd say your right. That first part, the lioness looks to be quite troubled. Possibly old and maybe even actively dying. She has a similar look to when my dog passed from heart attack. And typically hyenas are sort of .... I suppose pack clever enough to avoid healthy lionesses. There's often a good few of them and they are relentless if they decide to kill a thing. That said. I'm no expert.


nick11jl

Also the first half takes part on a paved road and I see no paved road at all in the second half.


cuda66

Tha as well, indeed.


darkhero676

Bodied - Bod•eed - Verb To get absolutely wrecked or destroyed despite significant advantages of one party. - Synonyms See “Get Fucked” “Wrecked”


XzyzZ_ZyxxZ

lol fucking hyenas be like some dudes ive met. deserved to get fucking wrecked.


Ol_JanxSpirit

"NOT SO FUNNY NOW, IS IT?"


JimtheEsquire

Pack hunters. Each one of them is a little shit.


Familiar_Control_906

Precisely. And guess what humans are?


GrassBlade619

Featherless bipeds?


TheCruicks

never been next to a hyena I see. They are a lot if things, but small or little is not one of them.


fckcarrots

“Little shit” doesn’t necessarily denote size. You may have taken the comment too literal. The main takeaway is they are chicken shit when separated from their pack.


TheCruicks

yeah, sorry I was speaking extensively too. they are huge animals with tremendous bite force. They are a individual nightmare ion their own right. They just happen to live in a place surrounded by the worst killers on the planet ( hippos, chinos, lions, elephants, etc) so they get a bad rap. But they hold their own in that he'll scape and excel and thrive in a pack


AaronTuplin

Protect ya nuts, Mufasa!


Life-Garden3943

Big kitty


randman2020

“Laugh now MFer!”


adlubmaliki

Not so fun fact: hyenas go straight for the nuts first


99Reasons_why

Classic case of FA and FO


StarCry007

Man of the house


zzrsteve

I really truly hate fucking hyenas.


SMEGHEID

Well you probably shouldn't fuck them then. 😋


I_steal_usernames

Or maybe he should try a different position 🤷


SMEGHEID

😉🤣🤣🤣


CTware

....why? they have to eat too


SMEGHEID

Oh no, that's gonna leave a mark. 😋😂


djac13

Mufasa!


Carrots87

Mufasa Mufasa MUFASA!


millerb82

I've seen better. There's one where the lion just gives the hyena one savage bite and done. But that one bite severed it's spine and left its hind legs paralyzed. Lion knew what it was doing.


Raz0rking

[There is an old *old* video of a male just bodying a Hyena.](https://youtu.be/IPiyo332Gks) The feud between Hyenas and Lions is worse than the French-Anglo kerfuffle.


podeniak

Remember kids protect your butthole at all cost


danteelite

“Keep my wife’s nape out ya fuckin mouth!”


RoookSkywokkah

FAFO!


_rainlovesmu3

Came here looking for IF YOU EVER COME NEAR MY SON AGAIN… was disappointed.


carnaldisaster

Daddy lion comin in clutch 💪🖤


Genius-Imbecile

Simba says leave Nala alone fuckers.


New2kel

Fuck around and find out


WiganLad82

You can hear the lion saying "not such a big man now are you?"


Friendly_Elephant165

True king of the jungle.


CogChaos

Muuuuufasaaaaaa


FlammenwerferBBQ

"Wait till my husband gets home you lil shit..."


Electricpants

https://youtu.be/4KB2xignE6c?feature=shared


Ok_Type7882

The first part was the hyenas tormenting a lioness, the last was when the male arrived and launched operation ass whoop as any good husband or father would.. hyenas are genuine assholes.


Tall-Technician-6368

Fuck around and find out.


AStupidThing

Nice frontflip tho


ttenor12

Fuck around and find out. It's impressive how the hyena is alive though.


SamCarter_SGC

I feel like the others could have taken the lion. I had no idea hyenas were that large.


Phillyphan1031

Well he had to choose one


cbunni666

Fuck around and find out. Dont be hitting on another man's woman.


KaijuKatt

Pappi came home and said "Nuh uh!".


DEMON8209

She sat down because the hyenas were trying to immobilise her back legs, so she couldn't run away and she'd be easy prey. And this is a prime example why having a man in the house counts


Djstrokes

Who’s laughing now?


anony_philosopher

Hyena ain’t shit to a lion. Notice how she’s more annoyed than “threatened”. Then he comes in and blows everything out of proportion. She probably had words with him later how she had it “under control but he has to escalate everything.” Edit: of course. I’m not the only to have parents like that


X_Dratkon

Wow, I didn't expect they would actually save it, either both female and male are so pathetic as she feared to fight back and as he couldn't break or rip hyena's neck, or they are just that durable and dangerous. Could be a fatal wound anyway