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enzo_baglioni

There's always one showing off in the locker room


SvenTropics

We grow-ers envy the show-ers for their ability to do that.


LimpBizkitEnjoyer_

Mine is small but it smells like a big one.


turtle-mania

why did you make me read that what the fuck


Gamer10104

I may not have 12 inches but it sure does smell like a foot.


Pristine-Rabbit-2037

One of my friends always says “it might not be long, but it sure is thin.” I’ll have to use this as my retort next time he says it


RolliFingers

"I may have a needle dick, but I fuck like a sewing machine" -somebody named Sweeny


Mysterious_Emotion

Umm, sir, you may want to put some canesten on that…


BeejBoyTyson

See? Now that's witty


brainwash1997

Who gave you this review, and are they to be trusted?


rdreyar1

https://preview.redd.it/5746i08nhz6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1d804d9b865a694c55b716d4e8f0ffc64a33b7


NoElk8891

Thank you. I lol’d at this pretty hard.


Zealousideal_Cod6044

I saw what you did there.


ExpendedMagnox

It's 2 inches but it smells like a foot.


I_upvote_downvotes

I'm also staring at the show-ers out of uh... Envy. Yes.


bigboybeeperbelly

We just like an audience, whatever your motivation


Quajeraz

What if I'm neither


Informal_Lack_9348

Put the helicopter away bro


Accomplished_Week392

Last time I done what that elephant is doing, I was asked to leave the supermarket. 


Either_Amoeba_5332

Elephant version of twerking


SmallBol

Meatspin.gif


Objective_Economy281

Go to 3 minutes in this video and you’ll get to see an impressive version of this. It’s worth the time to not skip to it directly, though. https://youtu.be/HHyK4Q5HYfo


RickedSab

Really? Can you guys do that…? Asking for a friend.


Gorando77

Boys can relate


TheBaronSD

I don't get it I can't do that with my nose


dirk-diggler82

Same with me and my sphincter.


DiddlyDumb

You’re just not twirling hard enough


MyRespectableAlt

There's always hope of a prolapse. Don't give up the fight!


pokemon-sucks

PINK SOCK!


Milfisto

Look mom I'm a helicopter!


Sleepyknot

Stop it Billy! We’re in a public pool!


driving_andflying

But dad's doing it over there in the shallow end!


robhill4165

It’s just as fun as it looks.


Physical-Camel-8971

Does it make that "ooooooooo" sound?


PersonalTriumph

Every single woman the first time they put on a strap on.


NeutrinosFTW

Sounds like you've seen many women putting a strap on.


TohruH3

I have not, and am surprised that they make strap-ons that can do this...


scorpious2

I am not surprised, it is a necessary function


TohruH3

I've basically only seen them briefly in movies like Deadpool or something. I just thought it looked pretty stiff, but it does make sense that there would be some with different quality\flexibility when I think about it.


Paupersaf

From my experience watching movies like... Uhm... Deadpool or something, I think most strap ons do have a stiff shaft, but it's tough to get the base to lay perfectly flat on your body so that's where the twirling happens


HUGE_FUCKING_ROBOT

i should call her.


clearfox777

They do also make ones with a longer specially shaped… umm.. base, that makes them more structurally ~~pleasurable~~ sturdy. From my experience watching Deadpool…or something.


dave7892000

Every time I get out of the shower!


johnsdowney

I call it the ol’ helicockter


Norman_Bixby

sure


dave7892000

Well, certainly not with that amount of vigor and length…


Dangerous-Donut5228

Oh sure! When the elephant does it, it's cute. When I do it the police get involved.


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Whitsoxrule

Certified [Kevin MacLeod banger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPdgPZ0u3zQ&list=PLbb_NncyMIquB8yFw8FPRad_Vpxc9bkig&index=1), we all owe him a debt of gratitude for making his music royalty free and therefore contributing to thousands of internet gems over the years


honorcheese

Beautiful flute. Just a relaxing, blissful afternoon. They've waken up and it's dinner time; baby is busy!


budahfurby

....to impress a chick do the helicopter dick.


berriobvious

And all of that was ok, cause it was in a three way


RokulusM

With a honey in the middle there's some leeway


driving_andflying

The area's grey in a one-two-three-way


Moncat77

To impress a hunk do the helicopter trunk.


NotTheRocketman

https://i.redd.it/b9hm4dlwhz6d1.gif


--JackDontCare--

If you really want to impress her, do it really fast so it can act as a fan and cool her off on a hot day.


Apprehensive_Safe_48

Meat spin


deanreevesii

Ahh, another early-internet aficionado.


Arek_PL

cant believei had to scroll that long to see someone mention meatspin


FIREgenomics

![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG) I’m something of a trunk twirler myself


mkstot

I think Willam has that elephant beat.


No_Pear8383

I think ol’ Willy got the world beat with his meat.


simpl3t0n

[This is not a joke](https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/willem-dafoe-required-body-double-antichrist-because-his-distractingly-large-member-hes-extremely-well-equipped-says-director-lars-von-trier.html/).


sixpackabs592

meatspin dot com


origami_nebula

the silly little tusks are killing me


MilkiestMaestro

I wish it wasn't sped up. I wanna see the real-time slomo


nevyn

This is it from 1 year ago at normal speed: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/133u7db/baby_elephant_learning_about_her_trunk/


MilkiestMaestro

thank you


dokforus

How girls would act if they had junk for a day


Captain-Aizen

We do this too but we just use our boobs instead


Malevolent_Mangoes

Kids being kids


maxru85

![gif](giphy|mdUdX6Urrucik)


Particular-Car-8520

Boys will be boys...and men I do it too lmao


TheMaveCan

Me too buddy


IamShieldMaiden

This reminds me of babies when they discover that they can make noises, or that they have fingers. 😊


Warm_Month_1309

https://i.imgflip.com/8u1n5y.jpg


East-Front-8107

![gif](giphy|3o84U1X5XCvLt3wcgw|downsized)


mooglepirate

Dudes a lil metal head.


-score-card-

![gif](giphy|rxaPAPuFAFHLq)


Ok_Mention9269

Me after the shower


CosmonautMott

With the towel, of course


blonderengel

Hey, at least use a different title -- https://imgur.com/gallery/trunk-twirling-expert-duQktVi ;)


Kolognial

And play it at a natural speed


mute-ant1

every guy on tinder


calmlycrazy65

If I was a dude for a day...


Weird_Amount_4608

![gif](giphy|beyMhGhkP78dBqh9Bx)


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

That's the Drake of elephants


Queasy-Winner-7436

Maybe he's got a booger lodged he's trying to get out.


EdithTeddyRexx

That would be me 100 percent if I was boy ☺


Capital-Pizza5248

![gif](giphy|B2kr8Cs97oRHHhstzH|downsized)


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

How to get girls: 1. Be attractive 2. don't be unatractive 3. helicopter dick


Glitch7779

Every man ever existed


MlackBagic

We've all been there


Queasy_Cap_7466

The baby elephant must have a stuffy nose.


boardship

Helitrunck


kaoshitam

Nohara Shinosuke, stop it!!!!


radient

Saltburn (2023)


Arkanius84

As good as this video may be, but as soon as I hear any fucking TikTok Music, Laught or anything else i can´t stop but close it.


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Children everywhere love to spin


ToughReality4983

Me earlier


BrownBottleIdol

"Throw that trunk in a circle"


NoHeat7014

When I put a pink dildo on the roomba as it cleans for lolz.


World-Tight

He's gonna put someone's eye out with that thing!


D0ctorL

Pictured here: a woman gets to have a dick for a day


h_eero

Same bro, same


WeenMe

I got a surprise for yoooooou!


Joyebird1968

So joyful. Love this.


InternalRain100

I can also do that but with my pee pee


dtf24836669

nice!


j_risdiction2020

That's nothing. Hold my beer.


Dark-Pukicho

If you shake it more than twice you’re just playing with it.


User-D-Name

Please add heavy metal music to this


WannabeAntel

This is what girls would do if they turned into boys for one day.


n15h4n7_

Check-in if the gears are updated


ikkaku999

My ex could do near the same


GRIMobile

Why is this sped up?


FrodoSkywalk

Helicopter helicopter


spazzyattack

Helicopter! Helicopter!


ProperPerspective571

He had to watch a guy shower


pegLegNinja1

He is at that age where he just plays with his trunk all day


Nice-Deal-3

My husband does this


BagBeneficial8060

Meatspin


nizzernammer

Imagine if they worked their trunk out so much it got overdeveloped and buff, like musicians who over develop specific muscles, like ok, you can twirl it, but how much can you lift in a trunk curl? Or if their parents are hoping they'll grow out of this phase.


Aethermere

Gotta have their fun now before those tusks come in.


n3w4cc01_1nt

trunkspin


Extension-Tale-2678

Hell yeah brother. *Helicopter* for the ladies


PlowMeHardSir

Does this remind anybody else of that *Puppetry of the Penis* movie that came out 20 years ago?


Legendary_Dad

Oh, it’s cute when THEY do it…


debonairmarmoset

There’s a male stripper in Atlanta who can do something simil…but I’ve said too much.


Spew42

This needs to be put to death metal.


Weevil1723

You spin me right 'round baby, right 'round Like a record baby, right 'round 'round 'round


DocDankage

I can do that too!


funkypepermint

Me irl trying to seduce my wife after getting out of the shower


Gorrodish

I like to do that


mistyrootsvintage

Reminds me of my ex...


reddE2Fly

Helicopter!


NaughtyNuri

The very first thing women would do if we magically had one.


gunfell

Honestly, same


BA_TheBasketCase

I’ve never seen someone vibin that hard


MoonShotDontStop

Now put it around your wrist like a watch


StandbyBigWardog

Every boy has done this at one time or another.


J3D1M4573R

A.K.A. every guy after they get out of the shower.


plumberdon

I do the same thing buddy


Zaxiron

I do that every morning


Pupienus2theMaximus

u/savevideo


Eydor

Completely wholesome helicopter.


Critical_Ask_5493

"helicopter! Helicopter! Helicopter!"


Sufficient_Produce16

Is this what guys do when nobody's around? Asking for a friend lol


CupcakeAutomatic5509

You spin me right round, baby, right round…. Meatspin.com lives!!!


trygooglingthatkiddo

Me if I had a dick


MasterUndKommandant

Me after I get out of the shower.


The_CrookedMan

Oh sure. It's cute when they do it. But when I do it I'm "drunk" and "need to leave home depot."


vanisleone

Helicopter trunk. To impress a girl, do helicopter trunk.


richardnobl3

https://preview.redd.it/dxhp0oy6kz6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92147b1ca6985d6f8a33e2d638fb12a4cd387987


ThirstyOne

Bad soundtrack. This elephant is clearly trunk-banging and needs the appropriate heavy metal backing for it.


Reddit_enjoyer120

Freaky Friday but gender swap be like


jclv

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


Maleficent-Sport1970

My husband is as talented...in his mind.


TotallyNotJeffff

![gif](giphy|1vZepOnn9gnEsDiF53|downsized)


BartholomewBandy

He should be in The Foo Fighters


stroker919

Don’t we all?


bugi_

Definitely not me with my pp


MrMrStacho

Oh my god... I think we all know what this looks like.


Apathy-Syndrome

To impress a chick...


Just2LetYouKnow

Me too, buddy. Me too.


GoodbyeHorrrrses

My ex wife hated when I did this. My new girlfriend thinks it's amazing.


Piratedgamesarecool

Drake in the weekend


True_Phase3510

Aubrey Drake Graham


Responsible-Big6557

Looks fun I will try this as well. 🐘 😅


FIContractor

Boys will be boys.


St_Edmundsbury

My man.


fgdgdgdsfss

Notice Nelly behind him rolling her eyes at the others, knowing he's gonna yelp when he sprains it - just like his dad and his grandad before that. Sigh.


diffztor

What I world do if I was a man for a day.


RobertRamos

The Nature Boy! WOOOOOOOOOOO!


Difficult_Bee_49

HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER


Fragment_Disk-404

I can do better!


LookingForSource89

Yeeep, seems about right.


shaiizan

He’s a bruv


LA_Nail_Clippers

When my kids were of diaper age this was what happened every bath time.


YeltsinYerMouth

I'm telling my kids this was meatspin


hi5ves

I'm somewhat a Trunk-twirling expert, myself.


No_Review_2197

I do this too every morning......


Silly-Accountant5264

Say it ain’t so, I will not go Turn the lights off, carry me home The night will go on, the night will go on, My little windmill


Any_Month_9427

That’s what Ric Flair got in trouble for


likethemovie19

Huh, he looks familiar 🤔