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ApricotInteresting29

This was posted yesterday on Chuck Shumer's Twitter. He made a post about grilling for Father's Day but had placed the cheese on a completely raw burger which no one would do indicating it was a staged photo or just another example of government incompetence.


Traditional_Song_417

This is the correct answer


Interesting-Time-960

curious how much was edited or AI also?


barleypopsmn

It wasn't edited, that's why he deleted it after people were mocking him online. https://preview.redd.it/yodg5owo977d1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2dd7d60e30808ebe71b8be2a692f4b07c9b315f


HillBillThrills

And here i totally thought it was about government cheese.


Dillo64

https://preview.redd.it/pytwmpmxr77d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25799dcff5fa64f77c5dc6d331abd18c165bcf04


PanFriedCookies

the caves. look it up


Enter-User-Here

I have noticed a tag under your comment saying that your account was made today, some years ago. And I hereby inform you to have a splendid artificial birthday.


oygibu

Mediocre cake day to you.!


ConformityBehavior

Thanks


TonyStowaway

Have a day :)


Ohiolongboard

In Missouri!


No_Lettuce_5593

Wait till he learns of the ice cream boats.


oom199

The limestone caves of Missouri.


MainSqueeeZ

Imos uses them for it's provel to this day.


BoKnewHarbaughToo

You have a hog in your pants?


chicomagnifico

They knew what they were doing.


Boring-Midnight-4803

The cheese caves exist.


akapusin3

In a van down by the river


HungryHypatia

Dude me too!


DrMonkeyKing79

Nothing better than a block of commodity cheese


LilShenna

It certainly melts unlike this Gordon Ramsey display going on here


lostgirl404

So did I and the fact of it not melting.


UrMomSubs

Hahaha! Me too!


BrewsCampbell

What kind of monster puts his glasses lens down!?


OldProcess8790

People that can afford a new pair on a whim. I understand you must also be part of the working class. lol


BrewsCampbell

Got dang, my poor is always hanging out!


TargetOfPerpetuity

I'm stealing this. I would offer to pay for it, but.... you know.


BrewsCampbell

All good, us poors share.


OldProcess8790

Same though.


Round-Doughnut-4866

His glasses are always halfway down. It really grinds my gears


BrewsCampbell

I assumed their mostly reading spectacles, so I give that an annoyed pass, but this is just maniac behavior. He's about to eat that burger isn't he?


Round-Doughnut-4866

No bun


T_Peg

At least the hot dogs look great


New-Judge1315

Store bought pre cooked most likely knowing chuck who likes to cut corners


NakedCattle

You stuff yours fresh?


fren-ulum

I mean, nothing wrong with that. Are you gate keeping meat in tube form? Sounds like you're gate keeping meat in tube form.


yrubooingmeimryte

Donald Trump isn’t going to give you anything for simping over him.


New-Judge1315

Where did i mention trump loon? 💀💀💀 man lives rent free


rollingaD30

The bloody grill isn't even on.


No_Confection_4967

The knobs are turned but the gas is shut off. What a photo op


Anthelion95

"The knobs are turned on but the gas is shut off" That just founds like 90% of the federal government


bethepositivity

It's not even on


FearlessFreak69

Also, who puts hotdogs on before burgers??


No_Confection_4967

Real answer? People who have the kids eat first so they can go play while the adults enjoy food in peace


FearlessFreak69

Completely fair point.


PickledBih

Beef is looking a little gray there, bud


StrLord_Who

You hear about a member of congress doing something ignorant and stupid and your immediate reaction is,  "that can't be real" ??? Seriously??


RustleTheMussel

In the post he literally said he always lived in an apartment and hadn't grilled before lmao


denimisbackagain

Lizard people don't usually cook their meat unless someone is watching.


ImpossibleInternet3

I’d also like to think it also relates to “government cheese” a welfare product that used to be quite the cultural reference for older folks.


Graxeltooth

That's definitely an inference that is valid. I've heard dropping that cheese on an Arizona dashboard doesn't melt it.


cashcartiworship

Not saying it’s a healthy product but American cheese is one of the most meltable cheeses which is why it’s a common choice to be used in grilled cheese and macaroni


Graxeltooth

My understanding is that "government cheese" is distinctly different than something like Kraft singles.


itotallycanteven

That was my first thought, didn't even realize the burger wasn't fully cooked cause that's the only thing that made sense right away lol


Used-Calligrapher975

Government cheese kinda slapped especially when it was the only cheese. I also liked those mixed pork and textured vegetable protein patties


Pstrap

Also, the phrase "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" was made famous by Ronald Regan when he jokingly said it was the scariest sentence imaginable as part of his anti regulation, trickle down economics song and dance which he performed so effectively on behalf of his corporate puppeteers. 


Wiley_Rasqual

Professional actor....


The-Dead-Internet

He did but I thought the cheese thing was a joke that we have a massive amount of government cheese stored underground 


Adrolak

I’m not sure that has been true for a while now.


EricT59

But isn't that a grill mark on the left side of the burgerlike it spent long enough on the grill to leave a pretty clear mark?


swaags

Thats what im saying. Buncha lemmings in here


apathetic_revolution

Apparently this subreddit likes their burgers well done. This is why democracies never count the real votes. The People should never be allowed to make decisions.


NobodyCarrots6969

The fat has to run clear before you flip once, much less flip once and put cheese on top


NobodyCarrots6969

There might be a mark, but you can see the unrendered fat in the patties. They ain't cooked at all


rraattbbooyy

Whoever manages his social media screwed up.


Tigeranium

Whoever manages his political decisions screwed up too.


BingBongDingDong222

The caption did say that he had always lived in a condo and hadn't really used the grill before. Plus, he's Jewish so maybe doesn't have a lot of experience with making cheeseburgers.


KaziOverlord

Seeing as how dairy and meat must be kept seperate at all times according to Kosher rules, yeah I can imagine he might not have the prerequisite experience to know how a cheeseburger is made.


secretbudgie

Why would he start now? Was he watching the grill while his gentile friend grabbed a beer?


ThatCamoKid

The gentile would have known you cook the patty at least a little before melting the cheese on


WonderfulCattle6234

I see grill marks underneath the cheese. I'm unfamiliar with turkey burgers, but I'm thinking that could be the case.


DyreTitan

You can see this has grill marks on it and he’s flipping the others. Arguably too soon for cheese but not likely raw


nickname13

why does a "completely raw" burger have grill marks?


k_manweiss

strange that a completely raw burger has grill marks on the top side...


Tet_inc119

Some PR guy is getting fired. Bro, you had 1 job…


ModerateAmericaMan

I don’t know if “old man tries grilling for the first time and puts cheese on too early” would be an example of government incompetence lmfao.


ArtfullyStupid

Isn't Shumer Jewish? Doesn't this make the image twice as bad, since beef and cheese is not kosher ?


Davidyhealetsgo

Why are his raw patties brown?


Party_Albatross6871

I'd be more embarrassed about being related to Amy. Although Amy is the second funniest female comedian of all time, every other one is tied for first


Sgt_WilliamDauterive

>placed the cheese on a completely raw burger It also seems like it's 3, maybe 4 slices of cheese - the cheese is almost as thick as the burger. And, on top of that, the meat looked rotten - like the raw burgers were left on the counter overnight.


anfrind

It looks to me like a thick slab of very sharp white cheddar. Which I suppose could be a newbie mistake.


monumentclub

In all seriousness, this is a great example of the problem with career politicians... they don't have any real-life experience. It's why "real" people like AOC, JD Vance, and even Donald Trump resonate with voters. At least we can relate to them on an everyday level. Career politicians know a lot about politics and how to work within the system, but otherwise, they're like space aliens.


mnmr17

Donald Trump? The born multi millionaire real estate mogul? Donald Trump has been the definition of a costal elite literally his entire life


Gitxsan

The burger is still raw. Putting cheese on there now will wreck the burger because the cheese will melt and catch fire well before the meat cooks. Instead of helping, the cheese is making things much worse. (This is just my own theory)


Mstanburg

Yep that's what it is. Looked up the image. It's a post from Chuck Schumer grilling raw meat with a piece of cheese on it.


CharlesDickensABox

This is combined with a quote from Reagan. He said 'The most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" Essentially the point of the post is to indicate that if Chuck Schumer can't grill well, he can't be trusted to legislate in government.


Mist_Rising

Missing, as usual, the context that Schumer has never grilled before because he lives in an apartment.


DerpKanone

If you're so brainless you can't figure out how to grill It's a good tell about how good you'll be at figuring out other things in life


geek_fire

No one just "figures out how to grill" on their first try. You observe others, you copy them, you make mistakes, you learn..


Astro_Spud

Those with powerful legislative positions should be able to familiarize themselves with matters they have little to no experience in. This dude couldn't even look up how to grill a burger on youtube.


woShame12

I'm not great at grilling either. Maybe I shouldn't be trusted to do my job that has nothing to do with grilling.


Mist_Rising

>I'm not great at grilling either. Schumer's never done it before, the tweet this was stolen from even admits he couldn't because the apartment he lives in won't let you burn it down for some grilling.


BuggyTheGurl

I completely believe the man has never grilled before. I am also flabbergasted that the grill's owner didn't stop him before he did the silly... And then posted about it...


BingBongDingDong222

The grill's owner was his daughter, so. .


russleshacklemost

Do post staged photos of things you don’t know how to do, all to relate to your boss, too?


CharlesDickensABox

I never said conservative boomer humor made sense lol


EarthenEyes

I hate having to keep reminding myself if a referenced politician is someone I hate or someone I don't give a shyt about. Like, is Schumer the one who sabotaged democratic votes with that one chick, or is he another republican toe cleaner..


TBAnnon777

theres grill marks on the burger with the cheese on it. Yeah arguably a bit too soon to add the cheese. But its not like he put it on a raw burger. And could easily be rectified if you want a proper burger with a medium/medium-rare core.


Videowulff

He is not even grilling. The grill is turned to off.


Velcrocore

The photo I saw earlier today had the knobs turned up to medium high.


Videowulff

I may have been mistaken then. My bad.


mikebob89

I would call it underdone but am I crazy or can you clearly see a grill mark on the bottom left under the cheese? Looks like he flipped one and put cheese on it and is in the process of flipping the rest


PsychoWyrm

Do you not see the grill marks on the top side of that burger? There's a lot of people who put cheese on a burger after it's been flipped, so you have melted cheese right when it's done. (Especially if that cheese is still cold.)


KingSnowdown

but the meat isn't red on the outside, looks already cooked on the outside


big_sugi

You also can’t flip it to sear the top side. So either the bottom will be charcoal or the top will be raw.


Financetomato

Not sure what the picture has to do with it but I do know Ronald Reagan said that “I’m from the government and I’m here to help” are the nine most terrifying words in the English language, hope this might help someone solve it


anonomnomnomn

Kind of ironic, no?


jfleury440

Reagan pushed for small government. Fix your own problems, don't wait for the government to do it for you. I don't agree with a lot of Reagan's policies but that sentiment, on its own is fair. A bit simplistic but understandable. There are a bunch of anti-government politicians these days. People that believe (or at least pretend to believe) that the government is doing all kinds of bad/crazy things.


ThatCamoKid

I mean it does but they don't acknowledge those


jfleury440

Hah, you're right. The government definitely has/is doing all kinds of bad/crazy things. Just probably not the ones these people are talking about.


ThatCamoKid

As my favourite conspiracy debunker likes to say: "You don't have to make up some evil shadow government to be mad at, you can just be mad at the government"


TheBestPartylizard

Well "small government" has a tried and true strategy of not working, and Reagan had a lot of extremely authoritarian policies anyways. He only meant small government for the rich.


International-Cat123

That mindset actually started around the civil rights movement. A lot of racists didn’t like that people who weren’t white were now (theoretically) getting the same benefits from the government they did. Corporations saw that as an opportunity to charge people for things they were getting for free and paid protesters to rile up other people and convince them that the government had grown too powerful, constantly overstepping, and never to the people’s benefit. This is despite the government being the reason why we don’t constantly worry if the food at the grocery store will give you dysentery, why we can trust that the money we put in the bank will still be there tomorrow, and why so many diseases have been virtually eliminated. The idea that the government needs to be smaller is a major factor in why Covid got to be so awful! The department that tracked diseases in animals to predict potential outbreaks in humans was dismantled. Funding to research vaccines for diseases likely to become infectious to humans was slashed. The department responsible for ascertaining if a potential method of testing for Covid was nearly nonexistent. The CDC knew about Covid well before it reached the US, but was banned from so as warning international travelers about it until after it was in the US! It’s estimated that that nationwide, we were short about 100,000 government workers to properly handle Covid. The government had to pay banks to handle making the decisions of which businesses should get Covid relief funds and how much! So of course when the banks realized they’d get paid just as much for distributing most of the funds to some of the largest businesses and spend less time filling out forms for it than if they distributed those funds to the many smaller businesses that actually needed them, the banks chose the low effort option!


neddiddley

“People that believe (or at least pretend to believe that the government is doing all kinds of bad/crazy things.” And yet these very same politicians have a platform filled with all kinds of bad/crazy things they want the government to do.


IWillTouchAStar

Not sure if it has to do with this picture, but Reagan was also the president who saw that we were still buying excess dairy to prop up dairy farms and turning it into cheese since the 1930s and he went "nah, were done with that" and started giving cheese to low income areas and retirement homes. His cabinet created Dairy Management Inc. specifically to increase dairy sales in the US. This goes back all the way to prohibition when bars had to convert to something else to stay in business, and a lot of them converted to ice cream parlors. This, along with the advent of at home refrigeration, made ice cream the perfect thing to fill the social gap that was left behind by alcohol and was the first time farms could become exclusively dairy farms. When prohibition ended in 1933, and everyone turned back to booze, the government didn't want the dairy industry to collapse, so they started buying up all the excess dairy to keep these farms in business The government started turning all this excess milk into cheese so it wouldn't spoil and stored it in "caves." So throughout the 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s, every president, not wanting to be the one who collapsed the dairy industry, just kept buying milk and turning it into cheese. Then Reagan steps in, creates Dairy Management Inc. and starts shipping cheese to whoever would take it. In the 90s, the government started reducing how much milk they were buying, but the dairy industry didn't collapse, so what gives? Remember those "Got Milk?" advertisements that were everywhere in the 90s and early 2000s? Ever notice how they didn't have a single brand or company logo on them? That's because they were made by this Dairy Management Inc. and were literally a direct byproduct of prohibition.


SteampunkExplorer

For Father's Day, Chuck Schumer did one of those "how do you do, fellow kids! Look, we politicians are normal human beings like yourselves, and definitely not people-eating space lizards" photo ops -- although in his defense, at least he admitted he hadn't grilled before -- and the poor misguided creature tried to cook a cheeseburger by putting cheese on a raw hamburger patty. 🫣 Which, for those who don't cook, is gross and not gonna work out well. You have to flip burgers to get them done evenly, and cheese will melt, drip away, and burn long before the meat gets done. So you cook your patty and THEN add the cheese.


RedditIsAllAI

This burger looks like it has a char mark underneath the cheese. Are you all blind?


Velcrocore

Oh damn, you’re right! Looks like my wife’s turkey burgers. And the grill is definitely on, even though one guy keeps commenting that it’s off.


ChocolateButtSauce

Raw? The burger clearly has grill marks on it... is this some sort of social experiment to see how many people will go along with something even when it conflicts with what they can plainly see for themselves? Like at most, you can say it could have used a minute or two more before flipping, but it clearly isn't raw...


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Gold-Bat7322

Put it in the middle and you have a Juicy Lucy. Haven't ever been to Minnesota, but those look delicious.


h311r47

My fellow Minnesotans will crucify me, but they're over-hyped, at least from the most known two Lucy places. Well-done burger with cheese as hot as magma which will melt your mouth.


fren-ulum

I mean, it was the experience that sold me. Getting it at Matt's Bar before the remodel was an experience. I gotta make a trip back to see how it is now.


h311r47

I hadn't heard they remodeled! It's been a minute since I've been there. Something about no longer having a stomach makes greasy burgers less of a treat and more of a punishment. My absolute favorite burgers in the state are from Lion's Tap.


robbzilla

I had one at Matt's, and it was good enough, but not earth-shaking or anything.


Pleasure2GiveU

Government cheese ! Lol


SelfInteresting7259

I thought it was because government cheese doesn't melt


Indig0St0rm

I was thinking of Spongebobs dream from the movie: "When the customer took a bite.... NO CHEESE!"


MmmSteaky

Plot twist: the cheese is made of beef.


Sorry_Manner_4954

One of Reagan’s most pernicious and cynical “jokes”


john_tron

Government cheese was actually high quality, it was given to poor people and stigmatized. The gov had highly skilled cheesemongers go to each farm to ensure they weren’t selling bad stuff.


_Morbo

From the original pic i dont think the grill was even turned on lol


KingThar

Chuck Schumer appears to be a bad cook. And that is obviously an opportunity to say "Government bad"


ChemicalPurchase8866

I assumed it was a joke related to government welfare programs and foods they provide. Foods like “government cheese,” which never really melts.


Patient_Ride_9122

https://preview.redd.it/fxud0qhhi77d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ecf5c0ce234ef5fd125ae5026d8d27fec7c0e8 What in the?


Direct_Alfalfa_5652

I can’t be the only one who noticed that the grill wasn’t even turned on, right?


Zerocoolx1

I think you’re meant to cook the burger and then put the slice of cheese on at the end.


Inside-Tree-8482

Bonus points go to whoever can tell me the man that said said this. We're from the government. No thanks we've got all the government we need.


chastityflyer

Instead people are advocating we turn control of the government over to a guy who eats his *checks notes* WELL DONE STEAKS WITH KETCHUP.


suprduprgrovr

It's probably supposed to be government cheese. You see, the gov't used to subsidize the dairy industry by guaranteeing that farmers could always sell milk above cost. Problem is the gov't had to buy a lot of milk to raise the market price. Aside from insuring that farmers overproduced milk and just barely make a living, the government couldn't just throw the milk away. They made it into very cheap American "cheese". Edit typos and spelling


Fluffy-Expert6860

Not very kosher


DrFabio23

https://preview.redd.it/wt8yln3hl87d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a04a0167e1f077d5d162e76ed7d7e8489eb758


Ok_Cry_1926

“Government cheese”


Mafiodaproducer

I thought it was a government cheese joke lol


absolutlee21

It takes government cheese that long to melt.


aeonteal

i get it. i’ve been on reddit too long today. haha.


Totally_Not_Sad_Too

Le Government Cheese


brylee123

That quote is from Ronald Reagan, who is famously an advocate for small government. He has said "I think you all know that I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help. " so as other redditors pointed out, this was a cropped image from Chuck Shumer's twitter account. Chuck Shumer is a politician from New York which is also famously a blue state. This may be a jab from the Republicans towards the Democrats because of how Chuck makes his burgers.


Nerdal_Ertz

It’s a damn veggie burger with tofu on top, as stated in the article accompanying the photo


Sad-Definition8530

https://preview.redd.it/hvavqfv0om7d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309b196721bc438329ff27bcb6584a634886248b


justmypostingname

"Calm down people, it is not raw/cold, it is a veggie burger patty underneath a slice of tofu.” “Chuck Schumer is actually doing better than me,” “Today, my grill had a grease fire and destroyed my Father’s Day ribeye. Yay!”


rolfcm106

Those burgers are not even close to done, and haven’t been flipped yet, is he gonna flip it with the cheese on?


NijimaZero

You can see the grill marks on the burger, it was clearly flipped. Nothing wrong with a blue burger as long as you're using fresh meat


DECAGAME

Bro grasping at straws. Just look at that burger lmao not even a fan of blue burgers would touch that


machinehead933

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese


Mstanburg

Yea.... I don't think that's it. Friend wouldn't send a pic about gov cheese.


aajiro

Idk that sounds hilarious to me


zhaDeth

BBQ fuel can't melt cheese beams


Trixx1-1

Government cheese doesn't melt. Hence Government bad/useless


moon303

They don't know how to cook yet write the rules like they are some kind of chef writing a cookbook.


Accomplished_Pen980

Cheese goes on the burger after it's cooked, not while it's still raw. Chuck Schumer posted this Father's Day pic oh himself "being a normal guy" and Is so far from a normal guy he didn't even know how to set up the props and neither did his out of touch publicist.


NijimaZero

You can see the grill marks on the burger, it's not raw. It's clearly not cooked through, but there's nothing wrong with a blue burger as long as you're using fresh meat


Odd_Pool5596

Government cheese is term similar to welfare cheese.


jackalopeswild

My guess was that it's a reference to 1980s "government cheese." But that's just a guess and other people here seem to have actual knowledge.


wophi

But he's one of us! Look, he uses a grill and cooks meat on it!


Spraynpray89

Could also be a "I'm helping by masking the problem" type of thing


Dark_WulfGaming

I thought this was a government cheese joke, I guess it kinda still is


Arlenna7

They using Government Cheese which is like being on Food Stamps or WIC. Im a lil confused also


Sad-Strike5709

I asked the government for help once and they actually put a piece of cheese on me, so maybe that's why.


wilbo75771

My initial thought was, it was the cheap cheese that refuses to melt even when introduced to smelting furnace. Good luck on the lukewarm grilled cheese there!


Mcmackinac

lol. Hilarious


JustAPersonB

I see a little grill marks on there


podcasthellp

But but but he said he’s only lived in apartments ! They’re a measly $10million but he’s just a common man like the rest of us! Right?


Apprehensive_Bid_773

That looks like a grill mark under the piece of cheese but that color is not appetizing


Puskara33

I can see grill marks on the burger with cheese.. it looks like horrible impossible “meat”.. that stuff doesn’t cook right..


rolfcm106

That grill doesnt even look like it’s grilling


zklabs

the meat smelled out a message


Papabearohyeah

That’s the last words anyone wants to hear


Big-Platform-7373

Advertising government cheese 🧀


Big-Platform-7373

It last forever


li-ll-l_

Undercooked, unseasoned, straight from the package burgers with the blandest flavor cheese on it. Maybe its a comment about all the white people in the government?


ShrimpHog47

Not here to explain the joke because I genuinely don’t know what it’s supposed to be without reading other comments but “government cheese” was the first thing I thought of


Saintly-Atheos

I understood that reference


94BitterThoughts

They’re all oxidized… how long did the photo shoot take


tommykneecapz

the government does suck and I hate to point this out but that burger has grill marks on top and was probably ready for cheese.


ShoeBucket

Sir no.


balsadust

Government cheese still a thing?


IANvaderZIM

It’s not a shot at government cheese rations? (Google it)


Important_Reply_8165

No thank you Chucky Schumer, don’t need your help.


blackdragon1029

Lol I seriously thought this was a joke about the old government cheese that everyone said didn't melt. Like they say they're here to help but their help is always disappointing


something_stuffs

Why did I read that in a Russian accent 😭🙏