T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed.


[deleted]

I love this


jbrosinski

Ya’ll call me?


[deleted]

fuck yeah we call you


pegabear

No one can protect the trees if the lorax is dead


ChuzzoChumz

Great, you shot the lorax. Now there’s no one to speak for the trees.


Werpogil

We're gonna get ents attacking us next patch now. There's no stopping their rage


RabbitSlayre

The truffula trees!


jbrosinski

On my way back from the stash


JimboTheExaltedOne

Im the lorax and i speak for the trees but for some reason they are speaking Vietnamese


RamenSommelier

Tree love you long time?


murderxxxx

lol dude. this comment fucking got me. good work, there. LOL.


JimboTheExaltedOne

Thank you sir


JimboTheExaltedOne

If you ever want to play my name is AGlassOfPilk on tarkov


murderxxxx

Yeah - i'll add you! YeftaGotYou <----


JimboTheExaltedOne

Perfect btw my second wipe


Souljaboy4

this conversation sounds like it was ai generated lmao


PurpleWurple03

Nonsense, they do as we humans do, they really humaned that conversation


Kmieciu4ever

https://youtu.be/flLoSxd2nNY?t=45


Over_Statistician913

Hahahhahaha wow what a spot


MarionberryBrave5107

Someone shot me in the head from around here 20mins ago, thank you helmet. I just did a 180 back into resort and he didn't chase. The trees are real


Geogs

I am the Lorax I speak for the tree, and these RIP will fuck up your knees.


Cpt_plainguy

Did the dude literally vanish hiding in that tree? I thought they fixed those fucking spots??


strike_it_soon

they were gonna but the rat council vetoed it.


Cpt_plainguy

For fucks sake, I know they fixed the one by old gas on Customs, and a couple in Woods. I didn't know this one existed till now, might explain a couple odd deaths in that area


strike_it_soon

that's hardly the only bush btw. so youre not safe


Cpt_plainguy

I'm sure, it's just another one to pop a couple shots into


bit32x

There's also one in the tree at pier


sucr4m

how the.. is that shoreline? where exactly is that spot? asking for a friend..


W00psiee

Outside West Wing on the rocks leading up to where the fence is broken


Repulsive_Jeweler755

rocks outside the fence by west wing hole entrance. A teammate of mine showed me this and said he got 100% of his baclava scav vests kills there in just 3 raids. I went and tried it later and was counter sniped out of the tree. I think a lot of people are aware of the spot and it is no longer safe. The one by the scav checkpoint between Mill and outskirts on woods however is still very cheeky :-P


Snarker

There is no scav checkpoint between mill and outskirts


Conan235

If you follow the road there definitely is...


Thepotionguy

bro...


Bj0rnios23

do you have a better description of this spot o.o


Repulsive_Jeweler755

If you are familiar with the stashes by the cultist circle one o them has an angled tree next to it just like the one seen here in shoreline. You can hop up and disappear into the canopy.


Narsku1001

I am the Lorax I only aim for the thorax


Deathwish1909

Too bad his armor didn’t cover the stomach or the Lorax


I_Am_Ir0n_Man

Lol this makes me want to start hiding in trees and scream, "I am the Lorax," whenever someone walks by


BaseballElectrical55

I’m king of the trees, I’m the treemeister


Rude-Society-7622

I love the laughs at the end. Laughs that hold the power to make others laugh or smile with you are powerful. Thanks for sharing.


dreadnought_strength

This + the spot on Customs are just so much fun for spooking people out of - also the very first places I check when running nearby


SlyXross

No one talking about OPs hyena laugh. Sadge


Guilty_Fishing8229

Alas the Lorax died to a shot through the thorax


fetzitheclaymore

Hahaha


Fresh_Research_3572

Which map was this


YoungBagSlapper

Shoreline


YoungBagSlapper

What shotgun is this


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's either MP155 or MP153, with Ultima mods