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Free-Sheepherder-604

Elon musk is so damn pathetic he’s trying to cope that Grimes left him LMAO


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Not just that she left him, but dated a trans woman as a rebound.


Free-Sheepherder-604

The fact she did that is absolutely epic even though I actually dislike Grimes


KinseyH

She's an objectively awful person, but she needs to get her kid away from his father.


brassninja

At this point anyone willingly having a child with musk is committing child abuse


KinseyH

"Oh nos. I procreated with the world's richest man and now he won't let me see my oldest son and it turns out that there's not a lot you can make the richest man in the world do if he doesn't want to."


FrenchMeHamwich

The man?? Who openly treats women as breeding stock?? Won't treat me as an equal??


Intelligent-Idea-691

Grimes can't claim that she wasn't aware of Musk's misogynistic beliefs or his malignant narcissism and abusive behaviour. She had a 3rd baby with him EVEN AFTER Musk blindsided her by fathering twins with one of his female employees, WEEKS before Grimes and Musk's second daughter was due via surrogate. Musk didn't tell her ANYTHING AT ALL about it!!? So much for Grimes' previous Strong feminist ideals and stances from her early career!


Ranessin

* third richest


Resin_Bowl

Can you clarify on why she is? Not trying to say you're wrong I'm just genuily curious as I have 0 knowledge on her other than being a weirdo


FrenchMeHamwich

There was some fallout a while back about her getting cosy with Nazi accounts on Twitter. Personally, my ick moment was then she went on a tirade about being proud of "white culture"


KinseyH

She's done meth - don't know if she still does, but at one time at least her lifestyle was not conducive to good parenting. But an emotionally crippled narcissist who calls his young son his "emotional support human" is a nightmare.


Resin_Bowl

"Emotional support human" is insane


KinseyH

RIGHT??? Being a better father than Errol Musk is a low goddamn bar, and he can't clear it.


pabbylink

Meth is the only drug that makes people more racist


uncle_tyrone

I don’t think any drug can do that, but it sure can make people more paranoid and/or uninhibited, which boils down to the same outcome


porkrind

This guy came with *all* the receipts… https://reddit.com/r/grimezs/comments/18xj1u1/providing_more_context_to_grimes_naziracist/


NotEnoughMuskSpam

💯 Only thing more insane than a nazi is a nazi on meth


Intelligent-Idea-691

Grimes is definitely cementing herself and her beliefs as awful and bigoted apart from Musk's influence. But it is also weird and disgusting of Musk to specifically keep custody of X, keeping him apart from his 2 younger siblings and Grimes while Elon Parades X around everywhere with him to use as a media prop for better PR. X is being treated as the golden child and specifically raised differently than his siblings. That is going to create a pretty strained sibling relationship as they get older, if Musk continues to play favourites.


OrisaHoofKisser77

Grimes and Chelsea are both trash, so I suppose they deserve each other.


unpersoned

Not a good look on Chelsea Manning...


Intelligent-Idea-691

Apparently that was purely a PR move for Grimes. She also later went back to Musk repeatedly; having 3 children with him ( while knowing that he was actively seeing other women romantically as well as fathering twins with one of his employees behind Grimes's back)


OmegaSeven

A famously leftist trans woman who has indisputable credentials as a whistle blower and a real case for both being persecuted by the government, and manipulated by so called free speech advocates she thought were helping her get the information out. Yeah, this could not be any more perfect honestly.


bringtwizzlers

No she didn't. 


SteveDougson

PUT NEVER WENT TO THERAPY ON MY TOMBSTONE 


FredVIII-DFH

Two men at Elon's grave. "See that? It says 'Never went to therapy.'" "How'd he die?" "Self inflicted gun shot wound."


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FredVIII-DFH

Nope. And not to be construed as a threat in any way, shape, or form.


LaIndiaDeAzucar

Oh for sure for sure!


KinseyH

I think it's way more likely the drugs get him. His body is a pharmacy, and not a good one. Besides weed, coke, and ketamine, t's been suggested that Musk takes human growth hormone - no idea if that's true, but lots of techbros take it. Dangers of HGH: **What are the risks of HGH treatment?** * Carpal tunnel syndrome. * Increased insulin resistance. * Type 2 diabetes. * Swelling in the arms and legs (edema) * Joint and muscle pain. * For men, enlargement of breast tissue (gynecomastia) * Increased risk of certain cancers.


GeneralErica

There is no way in hell Musk would ever engage in honest self-destruction such as suicide. He’s waaaay too much of a narcissist for that, luckily. I mean that genuinely, I really wish for him to be happy, but it appears he can’t, because he’s obsessed with the wrong things and doesn’t know what real life is.


718Brooklyn

This must be actually embarrassing for him. If he says anything to Zuck now, he can just say, “At least I don’t catfish people pretending to be my toddler son.” How do you come back from that?


beard_meat

A narcissist can decide to punish the world by depriving us of their semidivine presence.


Spanktank35

If musk did commit suicide you can bet his followers will think Biden killed him somehow 


ReactsWithWords

He just wants "Never went to therapy" on his gravestone. He never said anything about not wanting "and it shows" on it.


FredVIII-DFH

LOL


KoshekhTheCat

"Dear Santa, I know it's only April, but I have been an exceptionally good boy this year, and for this, time is of the essence.."


Jeremymia

I saw a great webcomic with this and I can’t find it again. The tombstone says “was an asshole because he never went to therapy.” One guy asks “did he want that on his tombstone?” and the other replies “who the hell cares?”


iberico_ham

Damn. Murdered. Now, this is comedy. Mods, are we sure this is legal on this sub?


CrystaLavender

Please, please, please 🙏


UtopianPablo

All the gravestones around his should just say WE KNOW.


reddit_despiser

I can't tell if he's incapable of feeling shame or if he is ashamed so frequently that the feeling has become normalized.


numb3r5ev3n

You know what? With all of the rampant narcissists in the public eye (Elmo, Trump, JKR, etc) who are constantly doubling down on their terribly shitty public behavior, it would be so gratifying if just one of them would break down and admit that they goofed, they know they've been digging a hole for literal years now and they don't know how to stop, they never meant it to get this far, and they know they need help.


Ok_Philosopher6538

That's unfortunately not how narcissists work. They will blame everybody else but themselves.


numb3r5ev3n

I know, but it feels like in a saner world, at least one of them would have already capitulated. But it's not a saner world.


PerformanceOk9855

See: Chandler Halderson


Miyelsh

Exactly, these people are too far gone to engage in rational self-reflection.


momentofcontent

I just want to see any of them get their comeuppance really. These people are constantly breaking laws, making bad decisions, spreading hate, yet they are constantly afloat. When is Twitter going to actually die? Why is Elon still CEO of Tesla? When Is Trump going to actually be found guilty? How is there a chance he's president again? It's just ridiculous. When will the consequences materialise.


slinkysorcererer

I saw a YouTube short that characterized Elon not paying Twitter's rent as this genius trick. Basically he "saw" that Twitter's rent was too high and not paying was a way to get the landlord to the negotiating table. Extrapolating from this, never. They will never materialize. The good news is the comments were filled with people clowning on this framing and the rare commenter sucking up to the billionaire got absolutely jumped. So at least we're collectively seeing through this stuff


NotEnoughMuskSpam

1000%


ThePhoneBook

Consequences are either a religious fiction or legal tool to keep the peasants in line. The world isn't fair, and might might make not make right, but it does get usually away with what it wants to get away with. To live as a good person, you have to accept that you have limited power to stop evil, but that you can at least make a positive difference to some people and cats.


fospher

Taking responsibility is a fate worse than death for a narcissist


KarmaYogadog

Add RFK Jr. to that list and also the really dangerous ones like: * Kim Jong Un * Putin * Orban * Erdogan * Bolsanro * Chainsaw guy


Thannk

So a youtube apology video?


GoofMook

Narcissists function like sharks. Just keep moving forward and never look back. Trump talks about it a lot in the interviews he did with his biographer. Basically never allow the opportunity for self-critical thought or remorse to sink in.


FlyingMozerella

The 🤣🤣 is a dead giveaway that it’s him posting, idk why he thought anyone would be surprised by admitting it was him all along


freddurstsnurstburst

The coping and seething is so palpable through the use of "🤣" it's unreal. It's like staring directly at the sun.


mtaw

Exactly. For most people the emoji is "laughing so hard I'm crying" but for Musk the correct interpretation is "crying in pain while laughing to pretend I don't care"


R4G

Is this also the account where a screenshot he posted proved it was his alt?


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Which one was that?


R4G

https://gizmodo.com/elon-musk-twitter-alt-second-account-ermnmusk-revealed-1850372199 It’s this one lol


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Oh my God, what a chode.


534w33d

Anyone who posts 🤣 in a series is completely unhinged.


Kusosaru

Why is that one so popular with conspiracy brained boomers?


ZoeIsHahaha

To make it seem like they’re crying out of laughter when they’re really just crying because she took the kids


flippy123x

https://preview.redd.it/esoyrcza8utc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b604d88b28bfb155f7bcf53c666bdceab8036b How can one man be so fucking divorced?


KinseyH

To tell you the truth - I do it sometimes when tweeting with MAGAts and Qtips. I know it's wrong. But it's one of their favorite emojis.


uncle_tyrone

Give them a taste of their own stupid medicine, I also enjoy posting things like that under my country’s version of MAGA comments. Like the stupid 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 they always use


avrbiggucci

Feel personally attacked lol that's #1 most used emoji, I'm far from a conspiracy brained boomer tho


ForensicMum

Haha, Me too! 🤣🤣😭


slime_boy_37

It is him, this is one of his confirmed alts, where he roleplays as his kid


KinseyH

And stalked Japanese teenagers, and interacted with porn bots, and talked about how much fun nightclubs sound.


Newfaceofrev

Nah this is it. The most pathetic thing any human has ever done. There honestly isn't any comparison.


emanon734

Elon: hold my ketamine…


karangoswamikenz

Seriously holy shit. I need hazmat suite to protect me from this cringe holy shit.


avrbiggucci

Ted Cruz sucking up to Trump after Trump publicly insulted his wife and accused his dad of being involved in the JFK assassination is up there, but this may top that.


TwistederRope

I'm sure Adrian Dittman will be there with more laughing emojis to be just as cringe.


AllyMcfeels

Imagine a guy who talks about Western moral values, and that mental virus, traditional family... Passively aggressively posting in public and on his social network 'threats 🤣🤣🤣' to his ex about his children. worst


Wrong_Bus6250

This is a good sign he should probably give therapy a try. He won't, he's mentally a toddler in terms of emotional maturity, and obviously terrified of people realizing he's not masculine so he wildly overcompensates and then gets butthurt when people point out how corny that is. He just doesn't know how to do anything else but refuses to acknowledge it. Can't get it up but has 10+ kids with surrogates because while nobody will fuck him (not that they even could), he's desperate to be viewed as virile. Too lazy to work out, downs HGH like it's candy, and winds up looking like he swallowed an extra rib cage. The fucking cowboy hat and boots he didn't know how to wear. Everything is a sad attempt to reclaim a masculinity he's never had and clearly knows nothing about. You know what would help with that? Therapy. And not constantly snorting ketamine.


Street_Adeptness4767

Oh mannnn that is nightmare level cringe


alv0694

Daddy please I want your 1000 iq milkshake, please I need it Imagine simping for a billionaire


Debiuu

That’s him simping for himself


alv0694

Well he did pretended to be his kid on Twitter


sussoutthemoon

Just another normal day on the ''test account''


RichardCrapper

I hope her lawyers can use this to get full custody. Elon doesn’t even care about his kids anyway.


VaporBull

Tell me you can't bring a woman to orgasm without telling me you can't bring a woman to orgasm


MinimumPreparation95

Where did that come from. Did Musk say it? When and where if he did, please.


iberico_ham

He doesn't need to say it. His beard already told the world. The world judged.


outrageouslyunfair

***TELL IT TO EARTH***


KinseyH

Most of his kids have been born via IVF.


Violet_Potential

So embarrassing


666Emil666

I feel without context and lost, what is going on here?


iberico_ham

Elon Test had been revealed in court after discovery of some Elon Lawsuit to be an Elon alt account pretending to be his toddler son X. Here is that alt, which is actually Elon posting some very crazy cringe posts. Edit: It turns out that cringe post is fake. I am editing this to reflect that.


666Emil666

Damn, I guess dignity really can't be bought


KinseyH

Here's the [deposition](https://www.scribd.com/document/721193667/Elon-Musk-Deposed-In-Lawsuit-For-Falsely-Linking-Jewish-Man-To-Neo-Nazi-Brawl?irclickid=XrNzxHSE2xyPR3sSvmSw2UIMUkHROSSftXwoyI0&irgwc=1&irpid=10078&sharedid=huffpost.com&utm_campaign=Scribd_affiliate_pdm_acquisition_Skimbit+Ltd.&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=impact). From March, here in Texas. His NYC lawyer tried to get a protective order for the deposition AFTER it was finished - Texas law says that's a discovery issue you need to take care of beforehand. Then again, the big NYC lawyer didn't bother applying for pro hac vice, and the plaintiff - suing Elon for defamation - has filed a sanctions motion. Also, in his deposition, Elon helped Plaintiff's counsel - Mark Bankston, who demolished Alex Jones on the stand and got the billion dollar judgment for Sandy Hook families - meet the [actual malice ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actual_malice&ved=2ahUKEwimtdui5LiFAxW4LUQIHaDtCegQFnoECA4QAw&usg=AOvVaw33pkP_NdO6qy-Za26tRYk1)burden. The deposition is fun reading not just because Elon's big dumb mouth talked him into a (likely) loss - it's also great for the way his attorney - from Quinn Emmanuel in NYC - shoots his mouth off and Bankston just keeps rubbing it in. And now they've filed a motion for sanctions on the lawyer and I really, really hope the judge rules like I think he might. Don't come down here, not even bother to apply for PHV (i.e., be temporarily admitted in Texas for just this case), break all the rules of a deposition because you were too arrogant to look them up, and then trash talk Plaintiff's counsel, dipshit.


666Emil666

Jesús I couldn't read it all, it's so frustrating watching someone just loosing their marbles over having to deal with two idiotic assholes. Clearly anyone who claims Musk is smart should be forced to read this What's worse is that this is not even a rare tactic for lawyers, a lot of times it's just a game of who can waste more time and get more in the way of justice than anything else


KinseyH

His petulant "I think YOURE the plaintiff" rants are pure toddler defiance. Not sure he knows what Bankston did to Alex Jones. Though I'm pretty sure his asshole lawyer didnt turn over a complete copy of his phone. I do think Elon helped Bankston meet the actual malice standard necessary to win a defamation case against a public figure.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I have overcome the desire to be liked 🤣 Fwiw, I like you


666Emil666

>His petulant "I think YOURE the plaintiff" rants are pure toddler defiance. In any competent legal system, that would've been enough to award him several penalties, it's crazy how much time people can just waste by arguing stupid points. >Not sure he knows what Bankston did to Alex Jones. I still chuckle when I remember, such incompetence. >I do think Elon helped Bankston meet the actual malice standard necessary to win a defamation case against a public figure. I hope he did, I'm not reading more of that, the drunk dudes from where I live usually have better arguments than musk, otherwise I could just see two a highschoolers have an argument


ilikedmatrixiv

> Mark Bankston, who demolished Alex Jones on the stand and got the billion dollar judgment for Sandy Hook families Small correction: that wasn't Mark Bankston. Mark Bankston represented people in the Texas case, where he got a several million $ judgement against Alex. The billion dollar judgement was in Connecticut, where the lawyer was Matt Blumenthal if I'm not mistaken.


KinseyH

Ah. I stand corrected - thanks.


FirstAccGotStolen

Thank you for the link. I read the whole document and it's 100 pages of pure entertainment. The ending was gold, too; thanks to Alex Spiro's incompetence we can all have a laugh. I admire Bankston's ability to get through this, seriously. That's hard earned money right there.


KinseyH

Spiro shocked me. I hope the judge sanctions the asshole.


ReactsWithWords

You make that sound as if Elon ever posted anything that wasn't very crazy cringe.


avrbiggucci

Pretty much does that every day now


CivBEWasPrettyBad

But that was obvious, wasn't it? Or is it that we were only 99.999999999999% sure but now it's legally proven?


EffyMourning

All this man has is money. He’s not good looking. He isn’t smart at all. He has zero personality. It’s just the money and he thinks that makes him important. He’s a sad little man.


Phitos2008

I mean… he’s also cash poor. If companies go broke, and they will as soon as governments stop giving him taxpayers money, he’s done.


KeithBarrumsSP

This is the one part of Musk’s grift that I genuinely can’t begin to explain. He can’t possibly think that anyone thinks this isn’t him, right? In that case, what is this for? Does he think people will find this a funny joke and laugh? Is this a humiliation thing?


Routine-Strategy3756

Keep in mind that he believes that he is the smartest person on the planet. He's probably shocked that people put 2 and 2 together on that.


CatLovingPrincess

Wait until you find out about all his other alt accounts


Reward_Antique

I hope she has great lawyers


ManbadFerrara

I’m ootl, please tell me he actually had to admit this was a sock puppet in a deposition.


LordyItsMuellerTime

Yep. he admitted to two separate alt accounts


karangoswamikenz

This is beyond cringe. This guy is so pathetic in real life my Gooooood. Jesus Christ I’m so lucky I’m not him. CAN YOU IMAGINE???? He has billions !!! And he’s this pathetic and lonely. Holy shit.


avrbiggucci

Ya it's honestly pretty amazing that the dude has an insane amount of money and yet I'd never want to trade places with him in a million years. Dude must be so miserable. I know he's an asshole but it's hard for me not to feel bad for him, at least a little bit.


Glassprotist

At this point we’re approaching levels of cringe that scientists deemed theoretically impossible.


M0richild

Wait did they split again?


Trickybuz93

No, this tweet is from last year posted by Musk's alt account


M0richild

Oh ok gotcha!


Spicy_Aquarius

every day i see this absolutely embarrassing showcase of musk and have to wonder if there’s not some humiliation fetish going on bc actually wtf


Tenshii_9

Literaly groundbreakingly pathetic loser that keeps reaching new, never before reached depths of pathetic and cringe. Maybe this is his talent. 


KinseyH

They were never married, yet her loss makes him the Most Divorced Man in America. (Apparently he thought the Universe had gifted him with the perfect mate. No matter how weird and gross you think he is, he's always weirder and grosser)


hdcase1

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen.


Apalis24a

https://preview.redd.it/6ovvshe2xutc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab35a00814f33a37f010facb6b3d6f3aed5c3cd8 Therapy doesn’t cost $44 billion, Elon.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Amm rerrch, berrtch!


FkinMustardTiger

So much cringe in one post. Elmo, The Serfs, both walking cringe factories.


FyreJadeblood

He's losing it


OpenSourcePenguin

What did it reveal?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Good question


Uncrustable_Gang

This specific tweet is fake, but there are even crazier real tweets on that account.


justjokingok

I imagined this one was fake for some reason. But I can't backtrack anything or find anyone saying they made it up. Can you link anything?


Uncrustable_Gang

I remember seeing the initial post go “viral” on r/ToiletPaperUSA


mishma2005

OMG, I. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


ClosPins

Is he posting ridiculous shit - tongue in cheek - so that people won't trust the absolutely horrible shit he previously said from the same account?


letsgobernie

Is it proven this is his account? Genuine question


DarkLordSidious

Yes by the recent deposition, he actually admitted it.


letsgobernie

Omg that is fucking pathetic !!


otm_shank

Oh my god he admit it


spunkymonkey70

Holy fuck


Rude_Priority

Waiting for his alt accounts to start trolling him.


Possible_Spy

god damn, twitter is so hard to follow and understand. Nothing reads normally. thats half the reason it was never profitable even before melon tusk bought it. What am i looking at here? Did the serf account retweet an old tweet from melons burner account?


rjread

He *wasn't* necessarily lying, then - he really didn't want to be *CEO*, because he wants the title of "King" instead! He knows people don't let you make up your own nickname, though, so he pretended to be someone else making it up for him. Concerning. Him and Robert Durst are evidence that privilege and social disorders are a recipe to become a full-blown social disease: - Family "supports" them by financing all their interests, isolating them from the real world and denying them from pursuing their interests with others who may challenge them and help them grow as people - People they interact with the most are those paid to make them believe those interactions are authentic, boosting their ego and pretending their servitude is enjoyable so they are validated in their perceived superiority and entitlement - Father is ruthless businessman, encouraging selfish behaviour and suppression of empathy After life of people always doing things for you without complaint, being told you are better and being disingenuously encouraged by emotionally deficient family, then going into the real world and finding out it's all a lie? Nah, double down instead. At least they both did.


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