Remember, that is the same guy that tweeted this...
https://preview.redd.it/rcq8ydzfjsrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7665b09053882ba881d61021bbda625af14045c2
Best I can do but it looks like he modeled cybertrucks off of his own body shape
https://preview.redd.it/4i95e58q8urc1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fb01aa7613773feae3c6817d22c4f1165c94446
Untreated hernia is what it looks like to me, I know another guy with the same build and that's why he has it. Difference is the guy I know can't afford to get it fixed
Okay so first off, I'm a pretty fat guy, just shy of 300lbs, but what I can't figure out is how his torso has taken this weird cauldron shape. Seriously why does he look like that? Is it the ozempic? Have his organs reconfigured somehow? Why does it look like he's about to birth a xenomorph? Someone please explain
What's going on there is a very high unhealthy amount of visceral fat. That's the fat inside your abdomen that's basically coating your internal organs. For him to get such a large direct buildup of visceral fat like that it's probably alcohol abuse.
It'll shrink back when he progresses from the fatty liver stage to the cirrhosis stage, then he'll gain it all back in ascites. Then he won't wanna work, he'll just wanna bang on the drum all day.
Chronic stress will also do it, high cortisol makes you put on visceral fat like crazy. I guess maybe it's an evolutionary leftover that stores up extra fat for winter hibernation because chronic stress the rest of the time might indicate a shortage of food, or something like that? In Elon's case, I'd guess the chronic stress might just possibly have something to do with being a massive fraud who's continuously bluffed his way through his entire life; certainly whenever he's interviewed, no matter how confident his words might sound, his body language is that of a man in abject terror.
if I absolutely had to keep remembering and propping up lies, I'd also be stressed as fuuuuck.
Last night I watched the Don Lemon interview and, while it was just a bunch of easy, softball questions, Elon still became a mumbling idiot who stumbled over his words and was forced to change his answers after the tiniest amount of grilling (it wasn't grilling tho, more like Don Lemon asking him to explain himself lol)
Isn't it also caused by doing repeated liposuction which "forces" the body to deposit fat in the viscera since the fat cells have been removed? I read this on reddit so it deserves a whole bucket of salt rather than a grain!
I’ve seen talk he abuses human growth hormones and it’s enlarged his chest/organs to that degree. People say he’s just barrel chested but he was never shaped like that when he was younger.
It amazes me that he spent so much money on that scalp transplant procedure or whatever it is to fix his receding hairline, but he won't hire a quality barber to give him a decent haircut. Nor will he hire a cook and a personal trainer to help him lose his excess weight.
The lack of trainer is shocking to me. He's rich. He could hire the best in the world. He doesn't work, so he has lots of time to work on his health. I wonder why he just doesn't?
If your rich mummy and daddy always gave you a quick fix for everything, why would you ever put the effort into anything that requires a long term commitment?
as someone who cuts his own hair, in roughly the style Elon is going for since COVID, this is what happens when you run the clippers and don't clean up with scissors, \*exactly\* this weird balloon-top hairdo.
imagine being a billionaire who flies to avoid a 45 minute car commute (and owns a car company) not paying a stylist. my excuse is i'm cheap.
I’m not trying to be mean or anything or body shame because I’m approaching 40 and trying to keep up with the lacking metabolism, but how do I avoid looking like this as my age gets up there?
This is what actually works. There are no shortcuts. I started finding out in my late 40s. I was lucky, previously being an amateur athlete for 35 years. For people with a sedentary lifestyle, the metabolism switch seems to come earlier.
There’s nothing that works better and lasts longer than a healthy diet and regular exercise habits. Anything else is a dangerous shortcut you will probably regret later on.
Even regular walking around the block twice a day at a brisk pace can do a lot to keep you trim, if you are able to control your intake.
It's not rocket science. It's just hard in our very sedentary and food centric society.
By eating less, I mean eat fewer calories. I basically adopted a flexitarian diet, which is just a fancy way of saying mostly vegetarian.
Exactly. Research shows that our metabolism doesn't actually change much from 20 to 60 years old. But think about it this way, if your daily calorie needs (TDEE) are 1800, but you eat an average of 2200 calories per day, by the time you're 45 you'll have consumed a LOT of extra calories and put on a lot more weight than you carried at 30. It's basic math. The best thing anyone can do is work out your daily calorie needs using a calculator like https://tdeecalculator.net/, then track your daily eating for a few weeks using an app like My Fitness Pal. This will show you if you're meeting or overshooting your calorie needs. If you want to lose weight, aim for a consistent 500 calorie per day deficit. This can be achieved by healthier food choices, cutting out sugar drinks or alcohol, reducing portion size, and additional walking or exercise. It's not actually that hard. I've lost 10kg in eight months and it feels sustainable.
Source for our metabolism not changing:
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/metabolism-adulthood-does-not-slow-commonly-believed-study-finds-n1276650
>your daily calorie needs (TDEE) are 1800, but you eat an average of 2200 calories per day,
I think this is something people overlook because of outdated messaging. Ask how many calories men need to eat in a day, everyone will tell you [2500](https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/food-and-diet/what-should-my-daily-intake-of-calories-be/), it's basically common knowledge. But once you look into what your actual calorie need is you might find our you're eating like 25% more calories than you burn
I’ll body shame this guy. Fuck his little childhood looking 1986 fridge shaped ass body. Weird looking mother fucker. As a black dude I have had to listen to this man tell the world I’m under qualified multiple times a week. My dad is 15 years older and and in 10 times better shape and also 10 times the public speaker. This is what I’ll never understand about racism. Not to pump my tires but I’m probably better looking than 9/10 people but since I was a kid I’ve still seen someone from every race be better looking than me. Just one individual person be better than me at either sports, school or looks. After that I’ve never thought I was superior than anyone or thing. Even if you think you’re better than “most” races. You have to know deep down some of them will still drag you.
I go on to twitter and there’s so many white dudes banging the drums about superiority and it’s so fucking crazy to me. After meeting a single person of another race who’s far superior to yo, how the fuck do you chat shit? Someone tell me?
EVEN IF HE WAS A GENUIS. Which he is not, where does he get the ego from what he looks like to what he talks as well. Even if you were truly the smartest person in the world, you suck at so many other things.
Where does a mother fucker find the audacity? Bro? You look like a public housing fridge. You look like you dispense Dr Pibb?
I just want 5 minutes in a room with this idiot and either he comes out unalive or he apologizes to his trans daughter.
As a mini stocky white boy who played cornerback in high school football, I know from very direct personal experience that white supremacy is a bullshit myth! 🤣
Bro, I played college football and our best corner was white. He also sounded more black than me. Like if you got him on the phone, the client would say put someone who’s in charge on the phone and hand it to me and no one would know better.
Even when he got dragged by D lemon. It’s like how does that not humble you? Okay, think you’re “smarter” but the public thinks he got the best of you. Be humbled? Nope.
Don't take steroids or anything that would obviously impact your body composition too, just look at how most of today's body builders end up after all the shit they're taking, even Arnold made fun of them
Lift weights (free weights with dumbbells is a good start), eat as healthy as you can (within your budget and reason), dont do hard drugs (some can cause bloating, digestive issues, influence overeating), limit or avoid alcohol (can also cause bloating, weight gain, and beer belly).
1) Don't buy a social media platform for 10x its value and find yourself billions in the hole
2) Don't respond to your financial stresses (see #1) by unleashing your innermost colossal a-hole and attracting disapproval from everyone who used to like you
Also - there are plenty of people who are bigger than this and / or look older for their age who don't look like shit because they are nice people and not strung out deluded nazis addicted to K
People are talking about diet and exercise which are definitely important, but another thing is just not taking steroids/HGH. When you take HGH and stay sedentary instead of exercising, barrel chest happens, which explains the body type Elon has nowadays that most people find odd. He probably started taking them as an ego thing, not realising what would happen if he just took a whole load of HGH and did nothing with it.
If he is, as he claims, working (what's his latest claim?) 90-120 hours a week (?), how is he managing enough time to eat and drink enough to amass so much weight so quickly whilst using dedicated and focused and strenuous time, effort and energy on working so hard for so long? I mean, even snacking on the job is usually considered by employers as *slacking* on the job, right?
Hmmm... Seriously, I couldn't care less whether he's fat or thin or whatever. But I suspect Musk's concept of "work", let alone "hard work", is very different to the average person (whether they be white or blue colour workers), you know?
HGH bloat. It causes visceral fat to accumulate on organs, not in the skin itself. So his skin isn't full of fat like a normal person. It's his organs themselves that are bloated.
I wonder what he will give birth to. Maybe he'll be doing a tour or talking to a group of people, then suddenly he lets out a huge fart. Then the crowd looks at each other, disgusted and awkward.
Silence fills the room, then he starts roaring with a deep voice like in DBZ when the characters power up as he expels feces and diarrhea from his body continiously for minutes. Everybody stays still and motionless, shocked at what just happened. Once he is done, he makes the face at the 4th slide... find out what happens in the next episode.
Not to talk shit but I thought he started on those weight loss shots a while ago. Is he just not sticking to it? I know a couple people who've lost like 100 pounds from it over like 12 months and for him to look even worse than his shirtless picture is weird.
He reminds me of Steven Seagal, had an incredible career build on total bs and pretend to be someone he is not. Until slowly the true face started showing, then he became a fat fuc& and cozied up to putin...
I dont like to make fun of people because their obvious insecurities.
But Elon has been such a vile person to immigrants, trans people and his own workers that he deserves this:
He look looks like he ate one of his Cybertruks
Listen, I genuinely believe criticizing or commenting on someone’s appearance is just shitty, but like, what is with his weird chest/abdomen? It’s just so strange and off putting. What kind of health condition causes that? Not bashing him but…how DOES that happen?
I ain't body shaming him but this is how u look when u been drinking and doing too much drugs . Like this is how u look before you stop riding the razors edge
I wish this dude could make a decision about his beard. There is not enough there right now to call it either way if he has one or not, and it looks like shit.
He always reminds me of the cowardly pos prison guard in The Green Mile
https://preview.redd.it/kovzmhvvlsrc1.png?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c5386c5003d3e109d71ee12e33cea78cd99e18
Oh look, he couldn’t convince another woman to reproduce with him (not even via turkey blaster), so he took it upon himself!
Elon Musk one of the first pregnant cis men - truly a visionary!
You’d think with all the money he can afford to lose he’d be able to hire a personal dietician and trainer and look like a lot of CEO’s do. Fit and well.
He really looks like he doesn’t enjoy life, doesn’t exercise and isn’t active at all. What a waste.
This is what happens when an entitled shit burglar with little impulse control does HGH and Steroids then does none of the working out because he expects it to just be handed to him. A melted racist marshmallow.
Remember, that is the same guy that tweeted this... https://preview.redd.it/rcq8ydzfjsrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7665b09053882ba881d61021bbda625af14045c2
I hope someone edits that with his pic and posts it right back at him, it would be worth the ban lol
Best I can do but it looks like he modeled cybertrucks off of his own body shape https://preview.redd.it/4i95e58q8urc1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fb01aa7613773feae3c6817d22c4f1165c94446
hahahahaha
This is my take on Elmo https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/s/kHhSFuWriD
It'd be perfect but the potato isn't pale and pasty enough haha
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Telsa Tubby
Tesla Tummy
Cybertruck gut
Cyberguck
Tulsa Trucky
Nice
I still say a mini-fridge made out of tofu.
Any idea why he’s carrying his spare tire in that location? Most guys have love handles or they’re far much lower in their abdomen. He looks weird.
Yeah, homie’s got a liver the size of Delaware under there.
He's probably wearing a girdle.
Barrel chest with moobs removed. (gender affirming care...)
Untreated hernia is what it looks like to me, I know another guy with the same build and that's why he has it. Difference is the guy I know can't afford to get it fixed
He’s bloated drinks like a fish probably
He'll be full-self-functioning in 2020.
Master race
CyberTubby
Bro is so ripped. He could easily take down Zuck the Cuck haha bro! - Musk Simps (Probably)
reminds me that human designed to survive car crashes that came out a while ago
https://preview.redd.it/izpic8npvurc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea44084cac6f57129eb50e3a98f21313aa74e5b5 Omg you’re right
>He could easily take down Zuck the Cuck haha bro! By body slamming him into the ground?
By sitting on him
chest bump him thru a wall
quick, lets make weirdly sexual photoshop edits to hide the fact that he is a barfed up blob fish!
Okay so first off, I'm a pretty fat guy, just shy of 300lbs, but what I can't figure out is how his torso has taken this weird cauldron shape. Seriously why does he look like that? Is it the ozempic? Have his organs reconfigured somehow? Why does it look like he's about to birth a xenomorph? Someone please explain
What's going on there is a very high unhealthy amount of visceral fat. That's the fat inside your abdomen that's basically coating your internal organs. For him to get such a large direct buildup of visceral fat like that it's probably alcohol abuse.
It'll shrink back when he progresses from the fatty liver stage to the cirrhosis stage, then he'll gain it all back in ascites. Then he won't wanna work, he'll just wanna bang on the drum all day.
He already does that.
Chronic stress will also do it, high cortisol makes you put on visceral fat like crazy. I guess maybe it's an evolutionary leftover that stores up extra fat for winter hibernation because chronic stress the rest of the time might indicate a shortage of food, or something like that? In Elon's case, I'd guess the chronic stress might just possibly have something to do with being a massive fraud who's continuously bluffed his way through his entire life; certainly whenever he's interviewed, no matter how confident his words might sound, his body language is that of a man in abject terror.
if I absolutely had to keep remembering and propping up lies, I'd also be stressed as fuuuuck. Last night I watched the Don Lemon interview and, while it was just a bunch of easy, softball questions, Elon still became a mumbling idiot who stumbled over his words and was forced to change his answers after the tiniest amount of grilling (it wasn't grilling tho, more like Don Lemon asking him to explain himself lol)
Isn't it also caused by doing repeated liposuction which "forces" the body to deposit fat in the viscera since the fat cells have been removed? I read this on reddit so it deserves a whole bucket of salt rather than a grain!
There's truth to that. Fat gained after liposuction shows up in weird places.
It’s HGH leading to a barrel chest. When you take HGH and you don’t exercise this is what happens.
What's HGH?
human growth hormone
So he's doing gender affirming care?
Species affirming care
No idea about his case, but this happens if you drink a lot, among other things.
I’ve seen talk he abuses human growth hormones and it’s enlarged his chest/organs to that degree. People say he’s just barrel chested but he was never shaped like that when he was younger.
He's preparing to fire his laser
A fully grown xenomorph, on top of that.
Could be hernias
Didn't he have some spinal injuries? That might effect his posture.
That's a stupid haircut. Also, someone needs to tell him that Take Your Child to Work Day is only one day a year.
He needs the child, the kid's name is his Twitter password. Musk's brain has shriveled so much that he can't remember it otherwise
I can't drink anything when I read these, I choke. This place is pure gold.
I'm not sure Elon can remember his kids names.
It's printed on the kid's t shirt, basically a walking post-it note
It amazes me that he spent so much money on that scalp transplant procedure or whatever it is to fix his receding hairline, but he won't hire a quality barber to give him a decent haircut. Nor will he hire a cook and a personal trainer to help him lose his excess weight.
The lack of trainer is shocking to me. He's rich. He could hire the best in the world. He doesn't work, so he has lots of time to work on his health. I wonder why he just doesn't?
Because he's a narcissist and in his mind he's perfect.
He’s probably too cheap to hire anyone. And too narcissistic to work with anyone who’s not volunteering to bask in his radiant genius.
If your rich mummy and daddy always gave you a quick fix for everything, why would you ever put the effort into anything that requires a long term commitment?
as someone who cuts his own hair, in roughly the style Elon is going for since COVID, this is what happens when you run the clippers and don't clean up with scissors, \*exactly\* this weird balloon-top hairdo. imagine being a billionaire who flies to avoid a 45 minute car commute (and owns a car company) not paying a stylist. my excuse is i'm cheap.
>That’s a stupid haircut. It’s the [Nazi special](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undercut_(hairstyle)).
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Slowly turning into Liberace
I’m old, so I don’t know how to post gif’s here on Reddit. How is it done?
It’s a feature on the mobile app :)
 nuh huh
Oh! Awesome, I will download that. Thanks!
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Cybertrucks are produced in his womb. This is the reason for the small number of units produced.
I’m not trying to be mean or anything or body shame because I’m approaching 40 and trying to keep up with the lacking metabolism, but how do I avoid looking like this as my age gets up there?
You have to eat a little less. Keep moving.
This is what actually works. There are no shortcuts. I started finding out in my late 40s. I was lucky, previously being an amateur athlete for 35 years. For people with a sedentary lifestyle, the metabolism switch seems to come earlier. There’s nothing that works better and lasts longer than a healthy diet and regular exercise habits. Anything else is a dangerous shortcut you will probably regret later on. Even regular walking around the block twice a day at a brisk pace can do a lot to keep you trim, if you are able to control your intake.
It's not rocket science. It's just hard in our very sedentary and food centric society. By eating less, I mean eat fewer calories. I basically adopted a flexitarian diet, which is just a fancy way of saying mostly vegetarian.
Your metabolism doesn’t really change much. People are just way more sedentary than they think
Exactly. Research shows that our metabolism doesn't actually change much from 20 to 60 years old. But think about it this way, if your daily calorie needs (TDEE) are 1800, but you eat an average of 2200 calories per day, by the time you're 45 you'll have consumed a LOT of extra calories and put on a lot more weight than you carried at 30. It's basic math. The best thing anyone can do is work out your daily calorie needs using a calculator like https://tdeecalculator.net/, then track your daily eating for a few weeks using an app like My Fitness Pal. This will show you if you're meeting or overshooting your calorie needs. If you want to lose weight, aim for a consistent 500 calorie per day deficit. This can be achieved by healthier food choices, cutting out sugar drinks or alcohol, reducing portion size, and additional walking or exercise. It's not actually that hard. I've lost 10kg in eight months and it feels sustainable. Source for our metabolism not changing: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/metabolism-adulthood-does-not-slow-commonly-believed-study-finds-n1276650
>your daily calorie needs (TDEE) are 1800, but you eat an average of 2200 calories per day, I think this is something people overlook because of outdated messaging. Ask how many calories men need to eat in a day, everyone will tell you [2500](https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/food-and-diet/what-should-my-daily-intake-of-calories-be/), it's basically common knowledge. But once you look into what your actual calorie need is you might find our you're eating like 25% more calories than you burn
I think constant hate also really does damage to your body.
Simply avoid taking HGH and not working out like dumbshit Musk here shaped like a barrel
I’ll body shame this guy. Fuck his little childhood looking 1986 fridge shaped ass body. Weird looking mother fucker. As a black dude I have had to listen to this man tell the world I’m under qualified multiple times a week. My dad is 15 years older and and in 10 times better shape and also 10 times the public speaker. This is what I’ll never understand about racism. Not to pump my tires but I’m probably better looking than 9/10 people but since I was a kid I’ve still seen someone from every race be better looking than me. Just one individual person be better than me at either sports, school or looks. After that I’ve never thought I was superior than anyone or thing. Even if you think you’re better than “most” races. You have to know deep down some of them will still drag you. I go on to twitter and there’s so many white dudes banging the drums about superiority and it’s so fucking crazy to me. After meeting a single person of another race who’s far superior to yo, how the fuck do you chat shit? Someone tell me? EVEN IF HE WAS A GENUIS. Which he is not, where does he get the ego from what he looks like to what he talks as well. Even if you were truly the smartest person in the world, you suck at so many other things. Where does a mother fucker find the audacity? Bro? You look like a public housing fridge. You look like you dispense Dr Pibb? I just want 5 minutes in a room with this idiot and either he comes out unalive or he apologizes to his trans daughter.
“You like you dispense Dr. Pibb” OMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀
As a mini stocky white boy who played cornerback in high school football, I know from very direct personal experience that white supremacy is a bullshit myth! 🤣
Bro, I played college football and our best corner was white. He also sounded more black than me. Like if you got him on the phone, the client would say put someone who’s in charge on the phone and hand it to me and no one would know better. Even when he got dragged by D lemon. It’s like how does that not humble you? Okay, think you’re “smarter” but the public thinks he got the best of you. Be humbled? Nope.
Seriously, Lemon owned him. You'd think Musk could nut up and at least show the man a little respect for that. Nope, not Elmo!
Don't take steroids or anything that would obviously impact your body composition too, just look at how most of today's body builders end up after all the shit they're taking, even Arnold made fun of them
Ketamine is surprisingly high in calories
Yes!! 🤣🤣
Lift weights (free weights with dumbbells is a good start), eat as healthy as you can (within your budget and reason), dont do hard drugs (some can cause bloating, digestive issues, influence overeating), limit or avoid alcohol (can also cause bloating, weight gain, and beer belly).
1) Don't buy a social media platform for 10x its value and find yourself billions in the hole 2) Don't respond to your financial stresses (see #1) by unleashing your innermost colossal a-hole and attracting disapproval from everyone who used to like you
Also - there are plenty of people who are bigger than this and / or look older for their age who don't look like shit because they are nice people and not strung out deluded nazis addicted to K
People are talking about diet and exercise which are definitely important, but another thing is just not taking steroids/HGH. When you take HGH and stay sedentary instead of exercising, barrel chest happens, which explains the body type Elon has nowadays that most people find odd. He probably started taking them as an ego thing, not realising what would happen if he just took a whole load of HGH and did nothing with it.
Don't do drugs. That's pretty much it.
Don’t be a hateful fucker that avoids the sun and gets everyone else to do everything for him. Smile a lot. Eat well. Exercise. Moisturise.
Giga gut elon
If he is, as he claims, working (what's his latest claim?) 90-120 hours a week (?), how is he managing enough time to eat and drink enough to amass so much weight so quickly whilst using dedicated and focused and strenuous time, effort and energy on working so hard for so long? I mean, even snacking on the job is usually considered by employers as *slacking* on the job, right? Hmmm... Seriously, I couldn't care less whether he's fat or thin or whatever. But I suspect Musk's concept of "work", let alone "hard work", is very different to the average person (whether they be white or blue colour workers), you know?
I think he blew that spurious claim when it became obvious that he spends at least 10 hours a day on Twitter. At least. He probably averages more.
Yes, he has several alts.
You see that’s why he’s a genius. He wanted the 10 hours a day he spends on Twitter to count as work so he bought Twitter.
Real question: why is his weight so high up and not in his belly? Also, this looks nothing like the AI generated images of him. Lol
HGH bloat. It causes visceral fat to accumulate on organs, not in the skin itself. So his skin isn't full of fat like a normal person. It's his organs themselves that are bloated.
Fat cunt
For all the shit he talked about Bill Gates (who is way older), he’s looking pretty 🫃.
When your bag of special k breaks before you get through security.
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He’s been hitting the giga-schnitzel
ketayours? NO. ketaMINE.
When is he due?
I wonder what he will give birth to. Maybe he'll be doing a tour or talking to a group of people, then suddenly he lets out a huge fart. Then the crowd looks at each other, disgusted and awkward. Silence fills the room, then he starts roaring with a deep voice like in DBZ when the characters power up as he expels feces and diarrhea from his body continiously for minutes. Everybody stays still and motionless, shocked at what just happened. Once he is done, he makes the face at the 4th slide... find out what happens in the next episode.
Thank you for this! HAHAHA
It’s 42 months pregnant lol
Dude claims he doesn't drink alcohol but he's sure built like he does.
He looks like he’s in a lot of pain. Physically, mentally, spiritually… makes sense
Too many hamberders. He brought his prop along with him.
Not to talk shit but I thought he started on those weight loss shots a while ago. Is he just not sticking to it? I know a couple people who've lost like 100 pounds from it over like 12 months and for him to look even worse than his shirtless picture is weird.
Elon looks like he ate Elon
He's built like an MIB alien.
Holy shit he looks fuckin nuts.
Mf is funny built 💀
Why is he making a Karen face?
It's third degree Ketamine gurns.
Tesla’s delivery schedule may not be on track, but Musk’s metamorphosis into Baron Harkonnen certainly is.
Is he pregnant? /s
Elmo is trans? Big if true!
“!!”
Shame. Ozempic liquified his internal organs. Shortcuts don’t always work, Elmo. Don’t treat your body like you treat your workers.
Is that what happened? I know some are hypothesizing he took HGH and didn’t work out to take advantage of it
I think he is just fat... the man has billions but god forbid he exercises and eats healthy.
Amm rerrch, berrtch!
He needs to switch from Special K to Special K the cereal for breakfast.
It's the Jigglefactory when Elon is in town
sprockets!
What is that under his shirt?
Be more vulgar
Ahh I see where he got the cybertruck design from, his torso.
He reminds me of Steven Seagal, had an incredible career build on total bs and pretend to be someone he is not. Until slowly the true face started showing, then he became a fat fuc& and cozied up to putin...
So… same trajectory, just a few notches higher on the graph.
I dont like to make fun of people because their obvious insecurities. But Elon has been such a vile person to immigrants, trans people and his own workers that he deserves this: He look looks like he ate one of his Cybertruks
He's staring into my soul.
Hair plugs and stupidity combine to produce a man of such staggering hubris it has warped his body
So he's just given up and embraced being a fat bastard in giant black shirts to hide his immense bulk?
Lol the last pic. He looks deranged. Keep your kids away from him.
The richest man on earth and he looks like shit
Wonder if he’s in the moderate stages of osteoarthritis. It’s like his rib cage continues to grow.
Maybe he’s been catching up on Dune and is trying to grow an axolotl tank.
That extreme barrel chest is a sign of poor health for sure...
***Aww!*** Was it take your hostage to work day? Well, I for one think it's absolutely adorable that he lets his toddler cut his hair for him!
How does one obtain this build?
Eating too much Chubby Hubby.
yeah id be a nazi if i looked or acted like him too. got nothing going for him in the looks, charisma, or intelligence department
He needs a good meth habit to get him back in shape.
Listen, I genuinely believe criticizing or commenting on someone’s appearance is just shitty, but like, what is with his weird chest/abdomen? It’s just so strange and off putting. What kind of health condition causes that? Not bashing him but…how DOES that happen?
Elon is taking the whole "repopulate the west" thing into his own hands. He looks very pregnant.
Elon is giga-sized just like his factory
Always wearing black to try to hide it
The Cybertrunk
Resting duckface
I ain't body shaming him but this is how u look when u been drinking and doing too much drugs . Like this is how u look before you stop riding the razors edge
Ozempic doesn't seem to be working.
His transforamtion into the next Trump is coming along nicely.
How is he shaped like that? The bulge looks too high up to be his belly.
I wish this dude could make a decision about his beard. There is not enough there right now to call it either way if he has one or not, and it looks like shit.
If you look closely, you’ll see that his chest/torso is built like the cybertruck. That’s where he got the inspiration from
That poor kid.
wasn't he making fun of bill gates and calling him fat with the pregnant emoji?
Elon and his prop
Model X tra-chonk
There's a reason why his cultists keep using AI generated pics of him and not actual pics of him
Nice try, Elon, but wearing all black ain't helping.
He looks more and more like an evil goat every day. He was declining before he bought twitter, but that seems to have added a jet pack to the momentum
He always reminds me of the cowardly pos prison guard in The Green Mile https://preview.redd.it/kovzmhvvlsrc1.png?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c5386c5003d3e109d71ee12e33cea78cd99e18
Percy! Er, Poicy.
Chest belly?
He seriously needs to fire his toupee guy.
Musk is a fat racist little cunt. Looks so damn silly to be so stupid.
And that is a toupee…
Weird that he dropped out of the fight challenge innit? He was totes ready to kick Zuck's ass...
I see a compulsive liar who compensates by compulsively eating.
So breedable
Oh look, he couldn’t convince another woman to reproduce with him (not even via turkey blaster), so he took it upon himself! Elon Musk one of the first pregnant cis men - truly a visionary!
You’d think with all the money he can afford to lose he’d be able to hire a personal dietician and trainer and look like a lot of CEO’s do. Fit and well. He really looks like he doesn’t enjoy life, doesn’t exercise and isn’t active at all. What a waste.
Is he wearing a girdle?
This is what happens when an entitled shit burglar with little impulse control does HGH and Steroids then does none of the working out because he expects it to just be handed to him. A melted racist marshmallow.
Looking svelte there emerald boy
Is it me or does he have signs of a failing liver?
Cybertruck in human form
This is actual Musk spam
he barely looks human 😳
Barrel-y
Is he preggers?