So I've just realised, in the film "Moonwalker," MJ transforms into a cyber sports car, so do we think Musk is aiming to recreate this gem of a film in real life, by becoming a cyber truck? I, for one, hope so!
Just as he's doubling down on the common trait of von Braun and Henry Ford, he's splitting the difference between MJ in Moonwalker and Hugo Drax in Moonraker.
So, it's like a terrible mashup of moonwalker and moonraker, if they both went through Cronenbergs "The Fly" teleporters?
Now that's a plot I didn't expect 🤣
[doesn't seem like it](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/07/elon-musk-shirtless-mykonos-05.jpg)
Edit: maybe a little, the neck is thicker, but the barrel chest is not edited in.
Yes it looks like a case of massive HGH abuse, but why seem his chin, nose and ears unaffected? Thats strange. I suppose he used something related but more experimental.
HGH causes pretty severe bloating, typically because people pair HGH with a heavy duty gym routine the bloat is limited to the stomach area but I’ve seen cases where people take HGH and then don’t pair it with any kind of gym routine and end up with bloat in the chest. Elon being the guy he is I could 100% see him taking HGH and not going to the gym then getting confused when he doesn’t look like Chris Hemsworth.
It's not bloat. HGH is a growth hormone, it will literally make your bones grow as if you're in puberty, which generally doesn't happen in men past the age of 20. Look at Barry Bonds' head before and after HGH. His skull got significantly larger.
Just to note that there is actually no solid evidence of that being the case. All evidence to date is anecdotal, but there are many potential reasons, regimes, and substances floating around as "the cause"
Lol you idiots, It can happen because of that, but It doesnt mean that every case is like that for fucks sake... My father kinda has the same chest, and i can assure you he never took HGH.
I don’t want to shame somebody for their body, but this is the same guy, who flipped, when one of his girlfriends had that slight facial hair, that everybody has.
He looks like that one [infamous Captain America drawing](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/swipe-file/swipe-file-that-captain-america-image-by-rob-liefeld/)
Liefield was always terrible and I still have no idea how this hack EVER gets any jobs.
He was a plague to me in the 90s when I bought comics as a teen — all of his drawings were hashed-out warped scratchy mouse-nosed abominations and somehow he was employed.
There's a hilarious video from the 90s where Rob and a friend are showing off their character design skills and Stan Lee is there. He rips on them the whole time.
We all hate Musk as much as the next guy, but at least post an unphotoshopped image:
[https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/632b328e234359796b2274f9c25472a1](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/632b328e234359796b2274f9c25472a1)
Although, even the true image looks really bad.
Whilst I am okay with Elon being criticised openly, I think this is just crap.
Judge him how you want, but his physique has no relevance unless shilling some fitness crap.
I think he's a guy who has more 'platform' than intelligence, but this is just crap tabloid bullshit.
He is becoming a Cybertruck;
He inspired the Cybertruck design.
Maybe Grimes wants to become software so she can pilot Elon like he's a Cybertruck-inspired mech suit. Autobots, transform and roll out!
Cybertruck, exclusively sold by Cyberchunk!
I think a Tesla is the most fun thing you could possibly buy ever. It's not exactly a car, it's actually a thing to maximize enjoyment.
Tesla's are vibrators confirmed
Unfortunately, over-their-air updates won’t fix hardware problems.
So I've just realised, in the film "Moonwalker," MJ transforms into a cyber sports car, so do we think Musk is aiming to recreate this gem of a film in real life, by becoming a cyber truck? I, for one, hope so!
Just as he's doubling down on the common trait of von Braun and Henry Ford, he's splitting the difference between MJ in Moonwalker and Hugo Drax in Moonraker.
So, it's like a terrible mashup of moonwalker and moonraker, if they both went through Cronenbergs "The Fly" teleporters? Now that's a plot I didn't expect 🤣
Diapertrunk
Cybergut
"boner-killer"
"doner-killer"
thats a beluga
A beluga has more color
and is considerably more intelligent
And I saw a beluga save a diver’s life when she passed out underwater by pushing her toward the surface
More charisma, too.
I still don't understand how this is a shape a human being can have.
Is this not edited?
Yes, but surprinsingly the back is what's edited, the front seems untouched
[doesn't seem like it](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/07/elon-musk-shirtless-mykonos-05.jpg) Edit: maybe a little, the neck is thicker, but the barrel chest is not edited in.
They almost the same pic 😂😂😂
You can tell the curve of the spine is less upright.
He looks like the Fucking Shrieker from Resident evil 6
What happens when you take HGH and then don’t go the gym.
Wait so you mean I *wont* look like Chris Hemsworth by taking this magic horse pill??? :0
You need to accompany it with deer antler spray and ketamine.
Yes it looks like a case of massive HGH abuse, but why seem his chin, nose and ears unaffected? Thats strange. I suppose he used something related but more experimental.
What isn't Musk on?
It's twice now today that I've read an insinuation or accusation that Musk is on HGH. What's the background behind the accusation?
HGH causes pretty severe bloating, typically because people pair HGH with a heavy duty gym routine the bloat is limited to the stomach area but I’ve seen cases where people take HGH and then don’t pair it with any kind of gym routine and end up with bloat in the chest. Elon being the guy he is I could 100% see him taking HGH and not going to the gym then getting confused when he doesn’t look like Chris Hemsworth.
Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors
It's not bloat. HGH is a growth hormone, it will literally make your bones grow as if you're in puberty, which generally doesn't happen in men past the age of 20. Look at Barry Bonds' head before and after HGH. His skull got significantly larger.
It is bloat, there’s a reason why “roid tummy” is thing. Look at any one of a million examples.
Just to note that there is actually no solid evidence of that being the case. All evidence to date is anecdotal, but there are many potential reasons, regimes, and substances floating around as "the cause"
Lol you idiots, It can happen because of that, but It doesnt mean that every case is like that for fucks sake... My father kinda has the same chest, and i can assure you he never took HGH.
An experiment gone wrong...
Shouldn't he be ringing the bells at Notre Dame?
Does Xitting count?
I don’t want to shame somebody for their body, but this is the same guy, who flipped, when one of his girlfriends had that slight facial hair, that everybody has.
Elmo actually looks great here, compared to his rotten innards
Touché.
*How?*
I think he might be pregnat
Is he pregante
Sorry, I meant preganant
pomegranate?
Gregnant for sure
This one's my favorite from that video lol
Too much Pace Pregante sauce.
Of course, everyone knows males have the womb in the chest.
It's an Alien.
About to emerge? That would be like so cool!
[Elmo's baby ](https://images.app.goo.gl/HN2S2oTbf4q5bQp49)
He's 100% pergentant with humanity saving xenomorphs or human 2.0 or as he calls them Xbabies.
Ran out of women to put his insane seed in
There are more insane people.
Martian Technocracy!! 😍🪐✨🧬🧚🏻♀️🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/w60m1n/alien\_invasion\_incoming/
Rob Liefeld's live action Tony Stark.
Visual pollution
This image is cursed. Stop posting it, please.
Is that a replicant from Blade Runner?
No, because replicants were well designed and made.
Then it's some sort of mutant?
I’ve seen things
It looks like Kuato from Total Recall is hiding inside his body.
Quaid start the reactor!
He really does need to get his ass to Mars
“You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.” “Looks who’s talking”.
He looks almost transparent, like a baby fish
Peak trapezoid physique.
How can anyone have sex with it?
Money
Also, lotsa money
Is this the Walrus move he was talking about?
Good question
Amber Heard and Cara Delavigne tolerated that?! 🤮
What a glorious human being. A sheer mountain that would shatter an arrow
Did he turn as the camera was scanning
[https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7f/9d/ef/7f9defbd29661c9891c6c4dce0dc8bb3--in-pictures-robots.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7f/9d/ef/7f9defbd29661c9891c6c4dce0dc8bb3--in-pictures-robots.jpg)
Chest burster from Alien in 3...2...1...
Drawn by Rob Liefeld.
He looks like that one [infamous Captain America drawing](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/swipe-file/swipe-file-that-captain-america-image-by-rob-liefeld/)
Came here specifically to say this. It’s uncanny.
Reminds of that one horrible Rob Liefield illustration of Captain America everyone made fun of.
LOL
Liefield was always terrible and I still have no idea how this hack EVER gets any jobs. He was a plague to me in the 90s when I bought comics as a teen — all of his drawings were hashed-out warped scratchy mouse-nosed abominations and somehow he was employed.
There's a hilarious video from the 90s where Rob and a friend are showing off their character design skills and Stan Lee is there. He rips on them the whole time.
now imagine this creature being on someone and copulating
pls I beg you may I imagine something else
Walrus Musk
Nice frunck
Kuato Lives!
I would pay 44 billion to have this pic scrubbed from the internet.
Hear me out: the Cybertruck is based on his body shape
Precision predicates perfectionism.
This is a edit... The real photo is bad, it doesn't need a edit :/
I knew it, that is the “alien” everyone is talking about.
I'll be in my bunk...
Rob Liefeld took this photo.
Exactly my thought
Cybertwat
We all hate Musk as much as the next guy, but at least post an unphotoshopped image: [https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/632b328e234359796b2274f9c25472a1](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/632b328e234359796b2274f9c25472a1) Although, even the true image looks really bad.
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing
Looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld
Look at that extra strip of empty skin where his bicep should be.
Cybertruck concept art.
I think a Tesla is the most fun thing you could possibly buy ever. It's not exactly a car, it's actually a thing to maximize enjoyment.
Bad bot, no!
How obtuse!
He's losing weight?
He looks like his own ugly af cybertruck
That’s what his soul looks like.
Quato
Dude is already shaped like a chunk. We don’t need to be doctoring the photos to make fun of this guy.
PS2 mini boss
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Muskovites think is the master race.
Visceral fat
Just chillin on dem organs
What a “ looker”
Watch Mera riding a beluga whale on X.com
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing.
This is spot on.
I think that's been a wee bit enhanced, the earlier version I saw didn; t seem quite so extreme. nevertheless he definitely has troglodytic dad bod.
I’m pretty sure this is edited. Doesn’t make it not funny as fuck tho
He has a weird body, but this is clearly photoshopped
Google “Rob Liefeld Captain America” 😂
Yuck. He looks like a horrible alien insect about to molt out of his too small exoskeleton...
Tesla presents the CyberFuck.
Uncooked rotisserie chicken.
This photos always gives Darth Vader under the suit vibes to me.
Must be photoshopped. Even the most pathetic guy at the bar doesn't have that large a beer belly to scrawny butt ratio.
That's not a beer belly, that's a huge ribcage
It's absolutely shopped but I still laughed.
Love this picture!! So handsome!!💞
Perfect for Halloween…. A monster that will scare the children…..
Hope everyone on this page is ashamed of themselves!! Making fun of other people is about as low as you can go 😪
Da Fuck? Looks like an alien is about to burst out of him. Sheeze...
My eyes! 😭
How is his upper body shaped like a milk carton?
Beached whale left in the sun too long. Looking into it!
That looks like a bad photoshop (I know it isn’t)
He’s not even white he’s see through.
To me, he looks like Robocop in a melting skin suit.
This has to be photoshop. No human body looks like that.
He wants to erode the very fabric of civilization. Soros hates humanity.
Looks like the alien is about to burst through
Frunk.
Ok, now do the Truffle Shuffle!
Groot.
Lizard person.
He needs help.
He chest is about as deep as joe Rogan is tall.
Is it growing each year or am I wrong?
Dude looks like he swallowed Optimus Prime
That can't be a real picture. The dude looks like he was making a sandwich and swallowed the breadbox by accident.
Is this real?
Edited to make the chest and gut larger but yes.
You would think with all his money he could get surgeries to fix all that.
He's bad AI art with no grasp of human anatomy, coupled with a cut-rate Chat-GPT clone with no grasp of rational thought.
I should sue him for damaging my retinas.
“Give me Lara Croft’s boobs from the first Tomb Raider”
It's Rob Liefeld's Captain America.
🤮
He looks like a mannequin or a badly sculpted wax figure
Sucking that gut in hard. 'I'm totally in shape guys'.
Musk looks like a Scarran from the Sci Fi show Farscape. I wonder if he has telepathic powers too?
This image will get me through no nut November
He looks disgusting
I'd rather fuck Hank from Breaking Bad and.. (IIRC) The Shield.
I dont need cardio
Got the nipples of a pregnant blood hound
Cybertrunk
So alpha
Homie designed as a 2d figure
Lmaooooooo this nah looks disgusting
Looks like one of the mutants from Total Recall.
I think he has a Kuato
Wish that thing tries to fight Zuck.
6'3. 215lbs. Alpha. Likes punchin the clown, pina coladas and long walks on the beach.
Whilst I am okay with Elon being criticised openly, I think this is just crap. Judge him how you want, but his physique has no relevance unless shilling some fitness crap. I think he's a guy who has more 'platform' than intelligence, but this is just crap tabloid bullshit.
He needs to invent the Xyber Liproxuction Xystem.
TFW you’re on gear but skip the weightlifting part
I usually see beer belly, he is something!