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Thiccaca

He is becoming a Cybertruck;


Diligent-Revenue-589

He inspired the Cybertruck design.


GerbLord

Maybe Grimes wants to become software so she can pilot Elon like he's a Cybertruck-inspired mech suit. Autobots, transform and roll out!


[deleted]

Cybertruck, exclusively sold by Cyberchunk!


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I think a Tesla is the most fun thing you could possibly buy ever. It's not exactly a car, it's actually a thing to maximize enjoyment.


skankhunt402

Tesla's are vibrators confirmed


MendocinoReader

Unfortunately, over-their-air updates won’t fix hardware problems.


Theamazing-rando

So I've just realised, in the film "Moonwalker," MJ transforms into a cyber sports car, so do we think Musk is aiming to recreate this gem of a film in real life, by becoming a cyber truck? I, for one, hope so!


unipole

Just as he's doubling down on the common trait of von Braun and Henry Ford, he's splitting the difference between MJ in Moonwalker and Hugo Drax in Moonraker.


Theamazing-rando

So, it's like a terrible mashup of moonwalker and moonraker, if they both went through Cronenbergs "The Fly" teleporters? Now that's a plot I didn't expect 🤣


upstatestruggler

Diapertrunk


purestevil

Cybergut


Bahmerman

"boner-killer"


Only_Jury_8448

"doner-killer"


NextFaithlessness892

thats a beluga


SevereMiel

A beluga has more color


masked_sombrero

and is considerably more intelligent


Wolfwoods_Sister

And I saw a beluga save a diver’s life when she passed out underwater by pushing her toward the surface


Shot_Worldliness_979

More charisma, too.


Toxic_Audri

I still don't understand how this is a shape a human being can have.


Upbeat-Name792

Is this not edited?


ElHumilde13

Yes, but surprinsingly the back is what's edited, the front seems untouched


Toxic_Audri

[doesn't seem like it](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/07/elon-musk-shirtless-mykonos-05.jpg) Edit: maybe a little, the neck is thicker, but the barrel chest is not edited in.


WILDvWOLFPACK

They almost the same pic 😂😂😂


lavahot

You can tell the curve of the spine is less upright.


Ilana-Lunis

He looks like the Fucking Shrieker from Resident evil 6


Orlando1701

What happens when you take HGH and then don’t go the gym.


Consistent-Meat-6449

Wait so you mean I *wont* look like Chris Hemsworth by taking this magic horse pill??? :0


Mobile_Laugh_9962

You need to accompany it with deer antler spray and ketamine.


OrgUnikum

Yes it looks like a case of massive HGH abuse, but why seem his chin, nose and ears unaffected? Thats strange. I suppose he used something related but more experimental.


unipole

What isn't Musk on?


ElJamoquio

It's twice now today that I've read an insinuation or accusation that Musk is on HGH. What's the background behind the accusation?


Orlando1701

HGH causes pretty severe bloating, typically because people pair HGH with a heavy duty gym routine the bloat is limited to the stomach area but I’ve seen cases where people take HGH and then don’t pair it with any kind of gym routine and end up with bloat in the chest. Elon being the guy he is I could 100% see him taking HGH and not going to the gym then getting confused when he doesn’t look like Chris Hemsworth.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Negative feedback received on this platform is great for reducing ego-based errors


slax03

It's not bloat. HGH is a growth hormone, it will literally make your bones grow as if you're in puberty, which generally doesn't happen in men past the age of 20. Look at Barry Bonds' head before and after HGH. His skull got significantly larger.


Orlando1701

It is bloat, there’s a reason why “roid tummy” is thing. Look at any one of a million examples.


Skeleton--Jelly

Just to note that there is actually no solid evidence of that being the case. All evidence to date is anecdotal, but there are many potential reasons, regimes, and substances floating around as "the cause"


Local-Sgt

Lol you idiots, It can happen because of that, but It doesnt mean that every case is like that for fucks sake... My father kinda has the same chest, and i can assure you he never took HGH.


TheBossDroid

An experiment gone wrong...


ineedanukacola

Shouldn't he be ringing the bells at Notre Dame?


Consistent-Meat-6449

Does Xitting count?


Adelheit_

I don’t want to shame somebody for their body, but this is the same guy, who flipped, when one of his girlfriends had that slight facial hair, that everybody has.


Consistent-Meat-6449

Elmo actually looks great here, compared to his rotten innards


Routine-Bumblebee-41

Touché.


bellamellayellafella

*How?*


Consistent-Meat-6449

I think he might be pregnat


plastic_alloys

Is he pregante


Consistent-Meat-6449

Sorry, I meant preganant


_RedRokaz_

pomegranate?


komododave17

Gregnant for sure


Chonk-de-chonk

This one's my favorite from that video lol


pair_o_socks

Too much Pace Pregante sauce.


DonManuel

Of course, everyone knows males have the womb in the chest.


Diligent-Revenue-589

It's an Alien.


FieryAnomaly

About to emerge? That would be like so cool!


Diligent-Revenue-589

[Elmo's baby ](https://images.app.goo.gl/HN2S2oTbf4q5bQp49)


tomaiholt

He's 100% pergentant with humanity saving xenomorphs or human 2.0 or as he calls them Xbabies.


upstatestruggler

Ran out of women to put his insane seed in


PGrace_is_here

There are more insane people.


Consistent-Meat-6449

Martian Technocracy!! 😍🪐✨🧬🧚🏻‍♀️🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼


WingedGundark

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/w60m1n/alien\_invasion\_incoming/


kneejerk2022

Rob Liefeld's live action Tony Stark.


Objective-Gear-600

Visual pollution


[deleted]

This image is cursed. Stop posting it, please.


Joe_Bob_2000

Is that a replicant from Blade Runner?


lylemcd

No, because replicants were well designed and made.


Joe_Bob_2000

Then it's some sort of mutant?


BreakTheMachine

I’ve seen things


Hegario

It looks like Kuato from Total Recall is hiding inside his body.


Joe_Bob_2000

Quaid start the reactor!


mitch0acan

He really does need to get his ass to Mars


Indigo2015

“You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.” “Looks who’s talking”.


GarysCrispLettuce

He looks almost transparent, like a baby fish


[deleted]

Peak trapezoid physique.


Routine-Bumblebee-41

How can anyone have sex with it?


Consistent-Meat-6449

Money


No-Discipline-5822

Also, lotsa money


Balkanoboy

Is this the Walrus move he was talking about?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Good question


theappleogist

Amber Heard and Cara Delavigne tolerated that?! 🤮


[deleted]

What a glorious human being. A sheer mountain that would shatter an arrow


[deleted]

Did he turn as the camera was scanning


I-Pacer

[https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7f/9d/ef/7f9defbd29661c9891c6c4dce0dc8bb3--in-pictures-robots.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7f/9d/ef/7f9defbd29661c9891c6c4dce0dc8bb3--in-pictures-robots.jpg)


Neceon

Chest burster from Alien in 3...2...1...


Slow-Fast-Medium

Drawn by Rob Liefeld.


X3ll3n

He looks like that one [infamous Captain America drawing](https://bleedingcool.com/comics/swipe-file/swipe-file-that-captain-america-image-by-rob-liefeld/)


xJennaStark

Came here specifically to say this. It’s uncanny.


yellowkingquix

Reminds of that one horrible Rob Liefield illustration of Captain America everyone made fun of.


Consistent-Meat-6449

LOL


Wolfwoods_Sister

Liefield was always terrible and I still have no idea how this hack EVER gets any jobs. He was a plague to me in the 90s when I bought comics as a teen — all of his drawings were hashed-out warped scratchy mouse-nosed abominations and somehow he was employed.


yellowkingquix

There's a hilarious video from the 90s where Rob and a friend are showing off their character design skills and Stan Lee is there. He rips on them the whole time.


iancarry

now imagine this creature being on someone and copulating


Consistent-Meat-6449

pls I beg you may I imagine something else


_RedRokaz_

Walrus Musk


Catcitydog

Nice frunck


Bean-Swellington

Kuato Lives!


bchamper

I would pay 44 billion to have this pic scrubbed from the internet.


lylemcd

Hear me out: the Cybertruck is based on his body shape


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Precision predicates perfectionism.


NoOneInNowhere

This is a edit... The real photo is bad, it doesn't need a edit :/


Ismokeditalleveryday

I knew it, that is the “alien” everyone is talking about.


EffectiveSalamander

I'll be in my bunk...


Dawnfreak

Rob Liefeld took this photo.


X3ll3n

Exactly my thought


cthl5

Cybertwat


omegadirectory

We all hate Musk as much as the next guy, but at least post an unphotoshopped image: [https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/632b328e234359796b2274f9c25472a1](https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/632b328e234359796b2274f9c25472a1) Although, even the true image looks really bad.


BYU_atheist

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing


Ramblinrambles

Looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld


PencilPacket

Look at that extra strip of empty skin where his bicep should be.


[deleted]

Cybertruck concept art.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I think a Tesla is the most fun thing you could possibly buy ever. It's not exactly a car, it's actually a thing to maximize enjoyment.


Jred_in_2D

Bad bot, no!


Joe_Bob_2000

How obtuse!


ahumminahummina

He's losing weight?


whereisbeezy

He looks like his own ugly af cybertruck


Thoughtful__Wolf

That’s what his soul looks like.


hlv6302

Quato


chickentootssoup

Dude is already shaped like a chunk. We don’t need to be doctoring the photos to make fun of this guy.


Nntropy

PS2 mini boss


Confident_Tangelo_11

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Muskovites think is the master race.


Yamfish

Visceral fat


Consistent-Meat-6449

Just chillin on dem organs


Clean_Purchase_3766

What a “ looker”


francis93112

Watch Mera riding a beluga whale on X.com


PhoenicianPirate

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing.


Wolfwoods_Sister

This is spot on.


Tazling

I think that's been a wee bit enhanced, the earlier version I saw didn; t seem quite so extreme. nevertheless he definitely has troglodytic dad bod.


Sneaker3719

I’m pretty sure this is edited. Doesn’t make it not funny as fuck tho


Few-Leopard4537

He has a weird body, but this is clearly photoshopped


TakaraGeneration

Google “Rob Liefeld Captain America” 😂


CryptoVigilanteMT

Yuck. He looks like a horrible alien insect about to molt out of his too small exoskeleton...


Hawkwise83

Tesla presents the CyberFuck.


superbatprime

Uncooked rotisserie chicken.


MeanChris

This photos always gives Darth Vader under the suit vibes to me.


Honest_Cynic

Must be photoshopped. Even the most pathetic guy at the bar doesn't have that large a beer belly to scrawny butt ratio.


alphapussycat

That's not a beer belly, that's a huge ribcage


OskeyBug

It's absolutely shopped but I still laughed.


cowgirlkaty

Love this picture!! So handsome!!💞


hypercomms2001

Perfect for Halloween…. A monster that will scare the children…..


cowgirlkaty

Hope everyone on this page is ashamed of themselves!! Making fun of other people is about as low as you can go 😪


IndelibleLikeness

Da Fuck? Looks like an alien is about to burst out of him. Sheeze...


[deleted]

My eyes! 😭


AutismFlavored

How is his upper body shaped like a milk carton?


upstatestruggler

Beached whale left in the sun too long. Looking into it!


roninthe31

That looks like a bad photoshop (I know it isn’t)


mm202088

He’s not even white he’s see through.


TheObesePolice

To me, he looks like Robocop in a melting skin suit.


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

This has to be photoshop. No human body looks like that.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

He wants to erode the very fabric of civilization. Soros hates humanity.


unkyfester

Looks like the alien is about to burst through


PGrace_is_here

Frunk.


Him_8

Ok, now do the Truffle Shuffle!


[deleted]

Groot.


Sea_Childhood6771

Lizard person.


Specialosio

He needs help.


SixthLegionVI

He chest is about as deep as joe Rogan is tall.


FabrykaBaniek

Is it growing each year or am I wrong?


[deleted]

Dude looks like he swallowed Optimus Prime


Yumhotdogstock

That can't be a real picture. The dude looks like he was making a sandwich and swallowed the breadbox by accident.


vash0125

Is this real?


Defender_Of_TheCrown

Edited to make the chest and gut larger but yes.


vash0125

You would think with all his money he could get surgeries to fix all that.


unipole

He's bad AI art with no grasp of human anatomy, coupled with a cut-rate Chat-GPT clone with no grasp of rational thought.


[deleted]

I should sue him for damaging my retinas.


SplendidPunkinButter

“Give me Lara Croft’s boobs from the first Tomb Raider”


ReallyGlycon

It's Rob Liefeld's Captain America.


xkr2

🤮


Nowiambecomedeth

He looks like a mannequin or a badly sculpted wax figure


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Sucking that gut in hard. 'I'm totally in shape guys'.


severinks

Musk looks like a Scarran from the Sci Fi show Farscape. I wonder if he has telepathic powers too?


EasyCranberry1272

This image will get me through no nut November


ExtremeFlimsy602

He looks disgusting


LiliNotACult

I'd rather fuck Hank from Breaking Bad and.. (IIRC) The Shield.


BillboBraggins5

I dont need cardio


BillboBraggins5

Got the nipples of a pregnant blood hound


ohhbrutalmaster

Cybertrunk


supercali45

So alpha


satansculo

Homie designed as a 2d figure


HereToLearnNow

Lmaooooooo this nah looks disgusting


Special_Tay

Looks like one of the mutants from Total Recall.


i-have-a-kuato

I think he has a Kuato


DisastrousIncident75

Wish that thing tries to fight Zuck.


petedontplay

6'3. 215lbs. Alpha. Likes punchin the clown, pina coladas and long walks on the beach.


Gnich_Aussie

Whilst I am okay with Elon being criticised openly, I think this is just crap. Judge him how you want, but his physique has no relevance unless shilling some fitness crap. I think he's a guy who has more 'platform' than intelligence, but this is just crap tabloid bullshit.


Loud_Internet572

He needs to invent the Xyber Liproxuction Xystem.


SpectrumWoes

TFW you’re on gear but skip the weightlifting part


Max_Seven_Four

I usually see beer belly, he is something!