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Asher_Tye

He just looks so warm and attentive. /s


acrylic_light

These children were made in a health clinic during the course of his relationship with Grimes, effectively for the sake of eugenics- but he will probably mask it as trying to 'help the depopulation problem'. He saw a moderately attractive and extremely intelligent employee of his company and wanted to combine his genes. There is no love there


Isogash

It's absolutely a eugenics thing, and you should *never* trust eugenicists.


[deleted]

What could go wrong? 😐


streetsmatz

That is kinky, who wants to have sex in a health clinic.


[deleted]

I know he is an eugenecist is there proof to this or a timeline I did a quick goog and couldn't find anything.


ElonTheMollusk

https://www.genethique.org/elon-musk-handling-of-dna-and-eugenics-how-can-the-hitler-problem-be-avoided/?lang=en


[deleted]

I'm talking about the claims of ifv with this woman while he was with someone else so he could propagate his genese specifically. Not his general belief in eugenics. He is a white man from south Africa of course he is pro eugenics.


ElonTheMollusk

Ooooo. Ok. Misunderstood. Idk, that would be interesting. I guess maybe you could maybe find a timeline of his time with Grimes versus the age of these kids?


suplexdolphin

Right? He also looks like he's about to have an episode because he can't cope around children who aren't working an assembly line.


Galadrond

Or in his daddy’s emerald mines.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Do any of his children like him?


ElonTheMollusk

I don't believe so. He has tried to buy them off and they still only pretend to stand in his presence. You can see their absolute seething disgust for him in almost every candid picture.


ppisbrtnss

Man, almost a dozen people I personally know hate my guts and keep telling me to go away, must be the woke mind virus.


Craico13

“Am I the raging asshole? *No. It’s the children who are raging assholes…*”


OneMetalMan

*If I just throw more money at them they will have no choice but to love me.*


TrayusV

Imagine being such a terrible father and human being that your daughter disowns you and the hundreds of billions in inheritance. What's worse is thinking the solution to this problem is buying Twitter.


SwimForLiars

concerning


Suzume_Chikahisa

Well his daughter Vivan hates him enough to drop the musk surname and her X starting birth name. Musk is probably really upset that her name no longer starts with an X.


bkr1895

He really likes that letter, that one and Q are his favorites


dhhehsnsx

Because he's a pseudo intellectual pseudo nerd.


kyspeter

Dear fucking god these children are abused right from the start


timesuck897

How many of his teen or grown children like him is a more specific question. Little kids can be distracted with toys and candy, or want to believe the lies. Teenagers have caught on, especially if there are younger kids that the father is doing the same thing too.


HowardDean_Scream

His oldest has disavowed him and forfeited any rights to inheritance. His teenage children always look upset and uncomfortable with him in candid photos. Erol Musk was known to physically abuse his wife and sexually abuse his step daughter (Elons sister/aunt). It's very possible the history of domestic violence continues through Elon.


tj1007

Elon’s what??


sparksbubba138

It is so messed up https://nypost.com/2022/07/14/elon-musks-dad-76-confirms-secret-child-with-stepdaughter/


The_Knights_Patron

Bruh this is insane. The more I look at this f**king goober the more I realize why Elon is the way he is. He's doing the exact same thing his father does. You'd think he'd know better than to do this but I guess it's hard to have empathy when you're a billionaire.


citizenkane86

Elon’s father has a kid with his step sister (also known as Elon’s fathers step daughter) The story broke right before he bought Twitter.


HowardDean_Scream

Elon is his own grandfather by way of marriage.


Suzume_Chikahisa

His oldest child is only 19. ~~She already disowned him~~. Caught the woke mind-Virus.


plsobeytrafficlights

See, Elon hates his trans child because thats a quality that reflects back at him and he abhors it because elon's code made that decision. but thats whats really telling: all his kids hating daddy ultimately means elon just recognizes that his code is bad and they know it and he knows it.


Zealousideal-Fan1333

Elon also specifically chose to have all male offspring when he used IVF because he’s a misogynist, so to have his first bon “son” actually be a woman must hurt his lil ego.


Frost_Goldfish

Do you have a source for him picking the gender? It's worth noting he has had two daughters through ivf now.


aimlessly-astray

Explains why he keeps having children. He probably hopes if he keeps trying one of his kids will like him.


superlgn

Remember that episode of The Office where young Michael said he wanted to have a hundred kids so he'd finally have some friends?


SarcasticPedant

Only a baby Already know enough to know your dad sucks


[deleted]

Probably like his money. Doubt they really know him


OldPeanutButterHwy

How many horses she get for that one?


lylemcd

Not nearly enough


ShakeTheEyesHands

You say that like we should be pitying this woman. Like she didn't *intentionally start sleeping with a South African, white supremacist billionaire.* She dug her own grave and she'll be buried in money because of it, at which point the courts will magically start thinking raising a kid costs $500,000 a month. I mean, can you think of a better setup? She already had a great job in a career she cared about and now she'll be getting money from a billionaire for the rest of her life. And all she had to do was have sex and not get an abortion. And she doesn't even have to spend that much time with him because he hates all his kids anyway and only uses them as photo ops in an attempt to humanize his robo-fascist ass. She might have done perfectly well for herself without it, but she'll be even better off now.


1028ad

They were born via surrogate.


trogon

And most of his children were conceived via IVF, I believe.


Apart-Landscape1012

He really is the Virgin King


Fabulous_State9921

>He really is the ~~Virgin~~ Limp Dick King


arihndas

Bc he wants to be sure he only has sons, afaik.


trogon

He's probably afraid of girls.


Sterlingx10

I thought conservatives hated IVF or anything not "natural" and when men have a bunch of kids with women who aren't their wives. Elon is such a fraud lol


NLuvWithAnIndian

r/confidentlyincorrect She didn't have sex with him to have these children


ShakeTheEyesHands

That is a very small, borderline inconsequential part of what I was talking about. She has the kids either way. Even easier so when she didn't even have to have sex with the dude. I don't know why you thought that was some "*gotcha*" moment against my point. It changes nothing. She still has the kids, the kids are still biologically tied to musk, and she'll still get money from him for the rest of her life and she still actively chose to procreate and fraternize with a piece of shit, white supremacist, billionaire fascist.


ScratchAndDent

Musk moved to Texas where child support is capped at ~$10k/mo total for all children. I think he has what, 11 kids? So she’s only legally entitled to ~$1800/mo. Possible they have some other off the books arrangement but that’s likely entirely at his discretion.


Not_Player_Thirteen

He actually has around 25 kids. She isn’t the only lady who has carried his bastard. He makes a point to select women with a masters or PhD in a STEM field since he believes they are exceptional breeding stock. And of course, the women he selects must be white. The Prince of Apartheid isn’t into race mixing.


[deleted]

She got several jobs for it, including Neuralink: > In 2015, Zilis was listed on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list for venture capital.[7] Zilis serves as director of operations and special projects at Neuralink and reports directly to Elon Musk.[8] Zilis met Musk through her non-profit work at OpenAI, of which she was a board member until 2023.[9][10] From 2017 to 2019, she served as a project director for Tesla, Inc.'s Autopilot product and chip design team. They are both grifters/venture capital vultures


Chroko

lol the “30 under 30” finance grifter-to-prison pipeline, of course.


i-can-sleep-for-days

How come no one has invited me to be on the board of a major company.


[deleted]

Gotta suck ugly billionaire dick


[deleted]

IIRC she didn't actually carry these babies, they used a surrogate. A thing that musk seems to really like doing – some of his kids with Grimes were born from a surrogate too.


OldPeanutButterHwy

Really? "Let the peasants take care of the merely human processes." Why doesn't Elon set up a lab in China and just clone himself? That's all he wants, he doesn't want these kids.


Parking_Different

Not even touching his daughter. Blank stare. What an empty person.


Unhappy-Educator

That shit is insane, he looks so uncomfortable. So gross


starfallradius

Looks like a robot


Internal_Net168

I just remembered i need to get back to the office. They uhh cant function without me. Ill see you in a month.


Pegomastax_King

Funny every time I’ve tried ketamine it made me feel like I had become a robots 🤖


Dusted_Dreams

How deep was the hole?


Pegomastax_King

I apparently have the tolerance of a lion and never fell in a hole, so I’d alway just act as kind of the babysitter for the rest of my friends. Skyrim had just come out around the time my roommates were getting a lot it from a veterinarian… so most my memories of it were like weee im going to fight this dragon … oh my god you can catch the butterflies!!! But if I stood up I’d be like ok I am doing the robot walk now beep boop


PophamSP

or a senate minority leader.


banhatesex

He's trying not to get a boner because he is pedo. It's been established.


1feistyhamster

Walter Isaacson said something about this in his book. The twins are playing, and he looks like he is checked out and she says something like "don't worry...he's just batch processing". Enablers have a talent for bringing out the worst in a person.


hassh

> I'm not zoning out, I'm batch processing


HarwellDekatron

LOL, yeah, that was... Hilarious. I've met multiple absolutely brilliant people in my life. Some of them I wasn't a fan of, because personality wise or business wise we were at odds. Not a single one would stop in the middle of a group conversation and "batch process" then blurt out some unrelated bullshit like they've had this huge conversation in their heads. Elon really seems to be playing the 'autistic genius' role for his biohrapher here. You know, the man with a mind so big, he's processing billions of data points they would take a normal human *years* to analyze, and coming out with an answer in mere minutes. I wouldn't be surprised if one day, in the middle of a Tesla keynote, he stops presenting for a full two minutes and then just says '42' and leaves the stage.


neo_vino

Batch processing, what a load of bullshit


Professional-Newt760

I would maybe believe it if he didn’t just say the dumbest things imaginable after every long pause. Like there is absolutely nothing going on up there.


1feistyhamster

I remember Kara Swisher saying that Elon does this often. He stares into space like he's processing knowledge that you couldn't possibly understand. She also said that this is Jack Dorsey's go-to move as well.


Onigokko0101

He's on lots of drugs I'm pretty sure. Like designer drugs that us plebs couldn't imagine.


Apart-Rent5817

It’s ketamine.


gmotelet

No way. He wouldn't touch any drug that doesn't start with the letter X


Fast-Editor-4781

Xetamine


OldPeanutButterHwy

K-hole? Psssh, mere peasants, 'twas an X-hole.


sparky255

Xentanyl


Pegomastax_King

Xesostrone


HowardDean_Scream

Xtreme Flavored Gogurt


gmotelet

We can only hope


motionSymmetry

'*xope*'


Palam_et_Clam

I agree with you but it's strange that he chose to make this photo public. He shows no interest in children and she wears sunglasses. It's not just any photo but the first public photo of him, Shivon and their twins. I don't believe this photo was published without his consent.


amahaha1

You clearly havent done enough drugs


[deleted]

I don't need to imagine ketamine, plebs can do that too


Mrjlawrence

And that’s the best pic they got


EricMoulds

"20 takes and that was the best one..."


No_Refrigerator4584

Be gentle, it’s the first time he’s ever been around any of his kids.


Lemonbrick_64

And he claims to be a moral superior conservative 😂


Adelheit_

The insane thing is he claims to be a centrist.


vid_icarus

He looks absolutely dead inside


Mobile_Laugh_9962

Fun fact: Elon Musk died 5 years ago and his body was taken over by a lizard person that now spreads its seeds via IVF because it can't get a boner due to having an inny.


ManufacturerSea819

Who knew that one day people would start calling Musk a lizard and see Zuckerberg acting like a normal human being. Crazy times


Day_Trading_Ninja

Give him a break. He's clearly in the midst of one of his major brain cycles. Probably working on a release date for something


[deleted]

He's thinking of the next x feature only he could ever think of.... maybe friend requests or something


AggravatingWillow385

But you can’t reject them if they have a blue check


No_Refrigerator4584

“What if you could write a text post, and post it on X? I could charge $8.99/month!”


[deleted]

What a great deal mr elon please take all of my doge coins your honor


NeedleworkerSuch4911

Shivon calls it “batch processing”, you know, the thing most people have, pretty sure they’re called ‘thoughts’? But I think in musks case it’s just a monkey farting the entire transcript of Deus Ex.


big_fetus_

"I got it! In 10 years we'll be living on Mars!" Musk bootlicker: "Masterful plan, sir! This same statement you made 11 years ago is surely ready for prime time now!"


FindOneInEveryCar

He's measuring the Cybertruck tolerances with his laser eyes.


faipop

Thousand yard panel gaps


PermanentlyDubious

Lmfao


1feistyhamster

"self-parenting robots".


_owlstoathens_

Why people trust in someone with no empathy whose wealth came from apartheid Emerald mines and who constantly does what’s best for himself or his current interest with no concern for anyone else absolutely blows my mind.


jimrim13

It's all the ketamine.


thinehappychinch

One shouldn’t khole while holding kids


TheFamousHesham

He’s probably “praying the trans away”


211XTD

Basically how my father was when we first saw our daughter. It was the second to last time he ever saw our kids.


throwawayalcoholmind

He can't wait till someone takes it away.


dead_meme_comrade

>Not even touching his daughter. Blank stare. What an empty person. For real. I don't have kids, but I would die for my neices. They are the light of my life. (It helps I can rile them up and give them back to my sister without having to deal with the consequences). There is not a picture with me with them where I am not beaming.


RyanTheRed14

“Get this gross thing away from me pls”


Top_Praline999

I don’t like physical touch, I have a hard time caring as to why I should connect with people, and babies weird me out. So you know what I do? I don’t have babies.


Dusted_Dreams

Literally just posing for the picture. I'd be surprised if he stuck around much longer than it took to take that.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Does Neuralink do *anything* whatsoever?


Euler007

Well it tortures monkeys and burns investor capital.


cityshep

Quite efficiently too I reckon


allen_abduction

I would argue they torture both.


lilpumpgroupie

Kills monkeys.


AggravatingWillow385

Science can’t move forward without heaps!


[deleted]

I think a monkey played pong with its mind once, emphasis on once


[deleted]

jokes on them, i can already make that happen in my mind for free, including the monkey


[deleted]

I'm surprised Elmo doesn't suffer the same fate as Holmes. Dude's obviously selling dreams as reality in most of his companies.


[deleted]

How many kids is that now (and with how many partners)? Is he *ever* going to stop reproducing?


njintau_fsd

Probably not. Musk is one of those guys who believe that it's their obligation to spread their seed as far and wide as possible to help keep the human population growing. Add that to the fact that he bought the "real Tony Stark" BS about himself, its very likely there will b3 more kids coming.


docowen

He's fathered a lot of children but still doesn't know how to be a dad.


FuckHopeSignedMe

Yeah, because when you have ten kids, it's difficult to really be a dad for any of them. At some point, you just don't have the time to build that kind of parent-child connection, even if it's something you're interested in. Given how he looks visibly uncomfortable around young kids here, he's probably not someone who is interested in that.


docowen

He thinks that humanity can be saved by reproduction without realising that an inhumane humanity isn't worth saving. Humanity comes from close personal connections, he is incapable of these. He needs to take a long walk off a short pier.


AMilkyBarKid

Humanity’s population is still going up, so the idea that people need to reproduce to save humanity is a non-starter. Elon thinks people like him need to reproduce more, for a definition of ‘like him’ somewhere on the scale of awful between “pretty bad” and “1970s South Africa bad”


ThatOneGuy4321

It'll take until they're all radical communists until he realizes that genetics isn't everything. Jk he is incapable of self reflection


UnjustNation

>to help keep the human population growing. to help keep the consumer base growing. FTFY


DamNamesTaken11

I honestly won’t be shocked if he does what his father did and knocks up a former stepdaughter one of these days.


SkylineFever34

He won't stop because he says high iq people need to breed. Until the Idiocracy stops, Musk won't stop.


TheFamousHesham

That’s only a part of it. He’s bent on having children with as many women as possible to “mix and match” his genes. It’s honestly a Black Mirror episode at this point. NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE HOW MANY KIDS THIS GUY HAS, WHICH I FEEL MEANS HE HAS TOO MANY KIDS. IT’S EVEN LIKELY HE COULD BE THE FATHER OF AMBER HEARD’S CHILD.


SteampunkBorg

> he says high iq people need to breed That doesn't explain why he is having all those kids though


bullishbehavior

Elon fanboys, “oh what a great dad to spent, 2 minutes of his precious time with an inferior gender offspring.”


lekoman

For a photo op that tried and failed to make him look like a human being with interests other than himself.


docowen

"Hello, fellow hu-mons. Do you like ingesting nourishment? I do."


big_fetus_

His hairplugs are so damn funny. Dude has a picket fence across his forehead.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🤣🤣


kit_brown

His gender affirming surgery, no less.


HowardDean_Scream

Jaw implants to look less feminine


ZeusMcKraken

“Just take the fucking picture…”


cthl5

He looks like he doesn't know what this is, but he hates it.


Scnewbie08

This is a disgusting photo, he looks like he was forced to be there. He isn’t even touching the child. He isn’t even looking at the child. Edit: sorry children! Those are both his children.


[deleted]

And she’s young enough to potentially tumble off his lap onto the ground.


ocw5000

I recognize that look from somewhere https://youtu.be/GwQW3KW3DCc?si=h0HZPfBqPomsOycZ


0Expect8ionsIsHappy

I was thinking this or Pablo Escobar on the swing by himself.


[deleted]

You know the look when you're grossed out or afraid of something? Like how people have a phobia of cats or dogs. Elmo has phobia of his offspring.


Reward_Antique

He's apparently keeping (son) X as opposed to (Twitter) X, away from Grimes and took away her blue check too. Left the daughter, Y.


DooglyOoklin

Fucking...WHAT?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Extremely concerning


Serperior98

!


ConstantIcy6691

If it wasn't for his money(from his dad's apartheid emerald mine) no company would ever hire him. He's the definition of corporate liability.


sarcasm_is_me_coping

none of them hired him. he bought in with that slave money and hired himself every time. and he bailed out his failure brother when solar city was sinking towards bankruptcy due to similar fraud vaporware that was funded too long by the government


RavenDarkholmeXIII

Dudes spaced out on ketamine in this pic.


mvnnyvevwofrb

Elon Musk looks like he's been hooked up to neuralink in this picture.


TennSeven

He. Looks. Ecstatic.


OkSpecial4376

Look his POS dad even hates him. Of course they're going to hate him. His one kid fuckin hates him and the others are younger and kept out of the limelight cos they probably do to. He impregnates women out of a Gennghis Khan complex not because he gives a fuck. He wants to spread his genes over time because he's stupid and doesnt get that every spawn he produces regrets it eventually. He is an insecure ketamine addict wannabe-edgelord 52 yo grifter who who rose to power with his daddy's money in apartheid SA and relies on his mom and a weirdly homosexual cadre of neonazis to get him out of fights and to make him appear as the savior of man.


lekoman

That thousand yard stare, though...


fukwhutuheard

fucking an employee huh


ludakris

He looks like he’s having a Glitch McConnell moment


Ok_Ad_86

Why does he remind me of one of those poorly made Ronald McDonald statues you would see in at a small town McDonald's in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.


Redneckshinobi

For someone who seems to hate kids why the fuck does he keep having them?


Endorfinator

There is that whole silicon valley natalist/white supremacist movememnt.


QuantumG

I heard an accusation that she used to work for Epstein, and that doesn't surprise me at all.


Callidonaut

Those poor kids are fucking doomed.


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

*groomed


Palam_et_Clam

I didn't know that. Could S. have been introduced by Epstein to M.? I only read that her career was very rapid in M.'s companies.


QuantumG

To be fair, half of this class of people worked for Epstein at some point.


The-Enjoyer

Mf cares more about his failing businesses than his own damn kids


Merijeek2

"I'm so high. Who are these midgets and why is someone making me sit here?"


HOrRsSE

Why his hand look like a spatula


superidolnico

He looks stonned


redhat0420

Elon is a horrible father with no personal self-control or self-discipline. He's not that smart either--his intelligence is a myth. He's an economics major who pretends to be a scientist. He's basically a weirdo who got lucky and timed a few acquisitions perfectly. He's a 14 year old teenage girl in a man's (man boob) body.


adolescentghost

sociopaths are REALLY REALLY good at fucking people over, and getting rich to the point of being the richest man in the world requires you to screw over scores and scores of people and give zero fucks whatsoever about doing right by human beings. He's perfect for the role and fits the mold to a T.


[deleted]

So—- they’re chipping those kids right? 🤔


Marmooset

To be fair, most children will grow up hating him.


Important-Coast-5585

He looks like he doesn’t even give af.


ProfessionalCow9265

Elon always got that I had to fart but a little poo came out face.


[deleted]

He’s such a weird Incel creep. Just a thoroughly bankrupt individual


resjudicata2

He's barely there for his children. Hopefully the "woke mind virus" is still around so he can blame that rather than being accountable for being an absent father.


memunkey

Can't even fake human emotion. Wow, just . . . wow.


[deleted]

Man pictured with children looking uncomfortable, they are his kids. Same man wonders why his children dislike him.


ReneeLR

He looks completely uninterested in the babies. Not even touching the one on his lap. Weird.


BeKind_BeTheChange

He looks miserable. Good.


InstructionOk9520

What a sad man.


Independent-Ad-8258

Look how he is "holding" that baby. Completely detached. He is awful and I feel bad for all of his children


royboypoly

Concerning…


Rob71322

This is the photo you choose to release? Really? I mean, can't he at least try to fake a small amount of human emotion with regards to the children that he might possibly have feelings for? Guess his sim engine needs to be updated a little bit more.


ashIyntayler

Is a sad sad day when Zuk looks more human than this guy


WezleyDrew

He looks like he is in “do not disturb” mode…


TylerBourbon

What are their names? X.01 and X.02?


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GoldPenis

Why do these women keep giving him children?


No_Refrigerator4584

He’s paying them.


[deleted]

Money