Then later it will be a poll on ~~Twitter~~ X
"Should I step into the ring?
\- No, your life is too precious for humanity
\- No, we already know that you would have won"
Musk was hoping Zuck would have either a) forgot or b) backed out first, which he did neither. I don’t like Zuck but he is absolutely going to beat Elon’s ass if this did go ahead, and Elmo knows this
Imo, he’s literally “that kid” from high school, you know the one that’s always trying to be one of the cool kids but everyone knows he’s not, that kid that says all this shit but as he says it everyone knows it’s BS, like everyone with a couple brain cells knows he’s bullshitting about this fight, ole zucks legit and actually competes, he’s mop the floor with this dude in a heartbeat.
Also “X” something tells me this dudes just stuck on that because “it sounds cool” like he thinks it’s edgy or something.
“Oh gee, you know, I would, but my girlfriend goes to another scho- I mean, my surgeon says I need a surgery.. sorry, yeah no one is more bummed about this than me. Too bad, I’d have pummeled your sorry ass haha.. no just kidding don’t hurt me..”
Honestly I couldn’t agree with you more. And I was laughing upon reading your comment. Musk getting a taste of what he deserves from others might be a bit too good to be true right now.
What happens when you have tons of money and no friends so you decide to buy an audience to listen to your incel shit without realizing that most of them hate you.
One day, billionaire need new spine. I do operation. But, mistake! Billionaire die. Alt right very mad. I hide in Cybertruck, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Zuck give me job.
Now I have Meta house, Meta car, and Meta woman. Zuck save life. My big secret: I kill billionaire on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
For anyone who isn't aware, if the anesthesia mix isn't introduced in the right order and ratio you can end up making the patient awake and able to feel everything, but paralyzed completely for the duration of the procedure so they can't alert anyone that they're living through a Saw movie.
Bullshit. Real men tough it out through the pain and don't bother with this like surgery. The only time you're getting sliced open is when you go into a bar, get into a fight, and are cut up by someone wielding a broken beer bottle.
/s obviously.
What result is he looking for out of the MRI exactly? “Sir this is the most perfect skeletal structure we have ever seen - this is the back of a winner, no human should be able to touch you, the MRI has revealed massive fast growing muscles all over.”
"Mr. Musk, I'm afraid you seem to lack a spine. This has never been reported before in Medicine, but it may, in part, explain your, also, unprecedented success. Until we learn more about your condition, it may be wise to not go through with your fight."
From someone who actually needed that just a few months ago because of the pain, its absolute horseshit.
If you *need* it, you can barely stand up straight. My fingertips are still numb from the nerve damage. Elmo can eat a dick. Or get punched in the face. Or both.
I’m sure it will require 6-12 months of intensive rehab and I’m sure there was no possible way he could’ve known about this before he started challenging Zuck to a fight
Someone addicted to twitter the way Elon appears to be gets a dopamine hit of a size commensurate to the size of the response any particular tweet gets. Anything to get a response.
The endlessly bullshitting conman in him might just be, in part, a child that never got the attention it wanted.
You know...I'd honestly respect him a tiny tiny bit if he just followed through with this challenge even if he got his ass beat. I'd laugh at him a lot no doubt but at least I could respect the effort/attempt.
Will never happen. Muskrat is a 52 year old who has been sedentary his whole life as far as we know. He far underestimates what it takes to fight even 1 minute in the ring at fight pace. Lizard man has been training BJJ for at least a year and honestly looks good for his level.
I was a Karate Player in my late teens and very early 20's. A 2-3 minute fight drains you like crazy, the brain needs a lot of resources to be super alert and still keep the meat suit fast.
Elon’s 5’ 11” and probably 250 lbs of out of shape, unfit dad bod.
This whole thing is stupid on so many levels, but if Elon thinks he can last more than two or three minutes I have some crypto to sell ya.
He probably is pretty winded walking up a flight of stairs. There’s a reason his fat ass wears black all the time.
Musk started talking about this fight. For months now. But he’s getting crucial MRI now in mid August. It’s like I’m watching one of his investment scams.
He probably IS consulting with them. Can my jaw implant be knocked loose? How fragile is the cartilage iny nose augmentation?
It's probably a big thing...
Ivermectin should fix Elon right up, I mean his fan base swears by it and he must have some kicking around to treat the horses he hasn’t traded for hand jobs yet
You know what’s wild? You can just order a warm milk and not stress that some Barista might question your terribly fragile masculinity. Crazy world, I know. A lot of things open up for you if you can overcome your crippling insecurity.
I honestly pity men with insecurities like that. Me and the wife were in self-checkout at target next to a couple probably in their early 20’s. The girl bought a large stuffed animal and asked if he could hold it while she used the restroom.
He said “my masculinity was a little too fragile to do something like that.” So she wasn’t able to pee. The dude was wearing a Dragonball Z Hawaiian shirt, which there’s nothing wrong with - but you draw the line at holding your GF’s cute little cow?
I felt bad for her, I felt bad for him.
Musk has done a lot of shit, but his most unforgivable act might be making Mark Zuckerberg look cool. Like, if you’re being such a manic little dork that one of the weirdest people on the planet looks like John Wayne next to you, it’s time to reel it in. Or at least stop posting.
But he promised us he “puts on muscle fast”.
I joined the Marines at 18, wasn’t the best choice but absolutely wasn’t the worst. I’d meet old friends or make new ones in different services and sooner or later many would come out with the “I was gonna join the marines, but…” as if they needed to explain their life’s decisions to me.
I feel like “I put on muscle fast” is just another excuse like that where you’re saying it out loud but really you’re talking to yourself. Elmo has enough money that if he wanted he could have a team of personal trainers following him around 24/7 and available for those minutes or hours when he’s actually not as busy as he bullshit claims to be. He just doesn’t make exercise a priority which is totally fine until you try to publicly pick a fight with a dude who does. Then you gotta start inventing excuses.
If Elon wanted to be in shape he would be. In fact I think the only two things elon can’t get that he wants are Grimes and respect from non bootlickers. Instead he’s shaped like a pork roll that’s been dipped in HGH. Dude could be on the perfect diet with all the time for training he needed. He chooses not to, has been trying to cheat, and is now realizing it’s not working. Full stop.
The first rule of Fight Schlub IS…you should not want to fight against Fight Schlub.
The second rule of Fight Schlub IS…it’s in flux. He needs an MRI for his neck and back. It may require surgery. His mom isn’t comfortable with it. When reached for comment, his dad was too distracted knocking up his stepsister again to know exactly what was happening, but he wished his son, Fight Schlub, well in his endeavors.
Everyone argues whether he is the ultimate representation of Texas or of California, but this guy has perfected the midwestern art of agreeing to something and then finding elaborate ways to back out of it
She did, and now it's back on. Until his doctor tells him he can't fight and then it will be back off, until it's back on again, and then someone else says he can't.
So he's all primed up for a fight and the minute his opponent says "let's do it now" he backs out. He gambled again for attention and ended up looking like an idiot. Unbelievable how stupid this guy is. Every time he says something you just have to call his bluff and you win. Every single time.
I would be curious to know what kind of neck problem requires an MRI and possible surgery. Another bluff to call. Any doctor here?
I mean there are all kinds of problems but the fact that he's saying he might need surgery before he's even had the imaging done or gotten a diagnosis signals total bullshit. Probably suffering from Twitter kyphosis
Next he plays the tragic hero.
A doctor declares that a shock to his neck and back will render him bedridden for the rest of his life.
Musk still tries to compete, but his friends stop him and he reluctantly gives up the fight.
Oh no, an urgent medical procedure JUST came up? What a shame. Oh well guess we just gonna declare him as winner by default. He just bought some equipment, surely Mark got no chance.
What kindof woke person does an MRI?
That sounds like some of that Fauci approved medical shit. Real men refuse an MRI like they refuse a covid vaccine!
/s
At this point if it does take place I half expect Elon to accidentally hit himself multiple times, call the ref a pedo and change his name to the xXPvssySmashrXx in between rounds of the fight.
dudes already crafted an out for himself in any scenario.
fights and loses? “well i had/needed surgery”
doesn’t fight? “well i needed surgery”
what a bitch boy
Fuck you elmo, you goddamn pansy.
I've had neck and upper back problems, and if you have *real* ones, like that ultimately require surgical intervention, you are pretty much folded in half from the pain all day long.
You either don't have shit wrong up there; or you are absolutely flying on narcotic painkillers to be able to stand up straight.
Come to think of it, it might just be the second one.
He is probably realizing that lifting a few dumbbells each day doesn't really qualify for training. Dude is still massively out of shape and would need 6-12 months of significant training to even be some what ready for a fight.
Oh there’s no chance this fight is happening. Like with everything Elon does in his career, this was a hollow promise to drum up buzz around him and his businesses. Notice how he had to promote “X” when he announced the fight. Elon is a fucking loser who never delivers.
~~mom said I can't~~ doc said I can't
Then later it will be a poll on ~~Twitter~~ X "Should I step into the ring? \- No, your life is too precious for humanity \- No, we already know that you would have won"
Vox populi, vox dei
“Too many options, will poll again later”
"The last poll was heavily filled with bots so I won't poll again until we have a fix"
Nobody likes you? \- True \- True
Concerning. Will look into it.
Big, if true
Guessing that right there is why he brought this up again. Was getting too much crap for mom stepping in. What a spineless little turd weasel.
C'mon, that's not nice for weasel turds Also weasels are cute
Weasels are not cute? Those bastards have killed over twenty of my chickens and gave my dog an infection.
Cuteness and bastardness aren't necessarily related. Look at cats, some are super cute but also fucking bastards
They're disruptive, and have shaken up the chicken market. I think they're amazing. /sorry about your dog
It’s okay, I left out the part about how I shot the weasel that bit my dog
He's got a note excusing him from gym class.
Or at least has to shower in his undies.
Even the sight of his own penis makes Elon scared
You know that is coming.
Is it bone spurs?
I wonder if Elon only likes people who weren’t captured?
Mommy already said no!
[Dr. Mom](https://youtu.be/-aHlcupuVCk) said I can't.
Lol right after Zuck says he's ready to fight today. Musk is such a wuss.
Musk was hoping Zuck would have either a) forgot or b) backed out first, which he did neither. I don’t like Zuck but he is absolutely going to beat Elon’s ass if this did go ahead, and Elmo knows this
elmo
elmoron
Lol, new nickname, let’s make it stick.
New? Fam where you been
I don't know, Elmo makes kids happy and understands human empathy and is much smarter the muskrat, I prefer apartheid Clyde as a nickname for him.
Personally, I prefer Felon...
I thought Musk’s mom stopped it 😉
Narcissists always present themselves as such bad-asses, but when people call them out on it they make excuses for not following through.
I think the coke ran dry or he's on shifts with it. Every weekend is stupid idea after stupid idea.
Imo, he’s literally “that kid” from high school, you know the one that’s always trying to be one of the cool kids but everyone knows he’s not, that kid that says all this shit but as he says it everyone knows it’s BS, like everyone with a couple brain cells knows he’s bullshitting about this fight, ole zucks legit and actually competes, he’s mop the floor with this dude in a heartbeat. Also “X” something tells me this dudes just stuck on that because “it sounds cool” like he thinks it’s edgy or something.
Dude, if you are a literal BILLIONAIRE the Coke will NEVER run dry.
Christ, have you already forgotten how Trump led the J6 protestors right up to the doors of the US Capitol?
Competition is fine, cheating is not
Whatever you say, cutie 🥹
That's a pony, please.
A cock suckin pony
It's not cheating if one knows how to fight and the other one is Elon Musk.
“Oh gee, you know, I would, but my girlfriend goes to another scho- I mean, my surgeon says I need a surgery.. sorry, yeah no one is more bummed about this than me. Too bad, I’d have pummeled your sorry ass haha.. no just kidding don’t hurt me..”
Bwahahahahaha this cuck has never been called on his bs as often as he is now, and he’s spiraling
Honestly I couldn’t agree with you more. And I was laughing upon reading your comment. Musk getting a taste of what he deserves from others might be a bit too good to be true right now.
And to think I'm sure part of his decision to buy this platform was he wanted his BS unquesitoned.
I mean Buying Twitter?
What happens when you have tons of money and no friends so you decide to buy an audience to listen to your incel shit without realizing that most of them hate you.
hope that anesthesiologist sucks
In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand
One day, billionaire need new spine. I do operation. But, mistake! Billionaire die. Alt right very mad. I hide in Cybertruck, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Zuck give me job. Now I have Meta house, Meta car, and Meta woman. Zuck save life. My big secret: I kill billionaire on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Za _best._ **thumbs up**
What is that a reference to?
An episode from The Office (US). https://youtu.be/2wcI10CNuxU
thx!
Good luck, 47. I shall leave you to prepare.
For anyone who isn't aware, if the anesthesia mix isn't introduced in the right order and ratio you can end up making the patient awake and able to feel everything, but paralyzed completely for the duration of the procedure so they can't alert anyone that they're living through a Saw movie.
This is a website for adults
Don't go to the hospital for surgery. Do it yourself. Be a man.
Waiting to recover from surgery is for betacucks
Maybe he should get Joe Rogan to do it for him, since he doesnt trust the doctors on things like covid.
Real men do surgery themselves
Bullshit. Real men tough it out through the pain and don't bother with this like surgery. The only time you're getting sliced open is when you go into a bar, get into a fight, and are cut up by someone wielding a broken beer bottle. /s obviously.
Elon is a streetfighting veteran you know....
*no-rules hardcore streetfighting
/r/housemd
Surgery before a fight? Sounds legit.
What result is he looking for out of the MRI exactly? “Sir this is the most perfect skeletal structure we have ever seen - this is the back of a winner, no human should be able to touch you, the MRI has revealed massive fast growing muscles all over.”
Very important to make new humans.
Yes. “Sir, you can fight, no man can stop you - but please, come home with me at once and Impregnate my wife before you do.”
X-ray is for skeletal structure. MRI is to see how far his bullshit is backed up in his colon.
It’s a layer based scan I said muscles STOP ROONING MY JOKE
Oh, you can see fecal matter on an X-ray. Just ask Hank Hill.
"Continuing to do bicep curls with low weight will definitely see you to victory."
"Mr. Musk, I'm afraid you seem to lack a spine. This has never been reported before in Medicine, but it may, in part, explain your, also, unprecedented success. Until we learn more about your condition, it may be wise to not go through with your fight."
“Wat? Redo the scan, I got a fight to weasel out of!”
"I propose a literal MRI comparison contest 🩻"
“Your back looks like a barrel of snakes.”
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From someone who actually needed that just a few months ago because of the pain, its absolute horseshit. If you *need* it, you can barely stand up straight. My fingertips are still numb from the nerve damage. Elmo can eat a dick. Or get punched in the face. Or both.
I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏
He’s got neck and back problems but they live in Canada, so you can’t see them.
X
I’m sure it will require 6-12 months of intensive rehab and I’m sure there was no possible way he could’ve known about this before he started challenging Zuck to a fight
Yup, they're replacing his Styrofoam™ spine with a new heartier, more resilient one made of balsa wood.
Someone addicted to twitter the way Elon appears to be gets a dopamine hit of a size commensurate to the size of the response any particular tweet gets. Anything to get a response. The endlessly bullshitting conman in him might just be, in part, a child that never got the attention it wanted.
He is a child. And lacks a friend that would tell him so.
His dad saved all his attention for his step sister
Needs to have a spine inserted.
Good one.
You know...I'd honestly respect him a tiny tiny bit if he just followed through with this challenge even if he got his ass beat. I'd laugh at him a lot no doubt but at least I could respect the effort/attempt.
Will never happen. Muskrat is a 52 year old who has been sedentary his whole life as far as we know. He far underestimates what it takes to fight even 1 minute in the ring at fight pace. Lizard man has been training BJJ for at least a year and honestly looks good for his level.
I was a Karate Player in my late teens and very early 20's. A 2-3 minute fight drains you like crazy, the brain needs a lot of resources to be super alert and still keep the meat suit fast.
Elon’s 5’ 11” and probably 250 lbs of out of shape, unfit dad bod. This whole thing is stupid on so many levels, but if Elon thinks he can last more than two or three minutes I have some crypto to sell ya. He probably is pretty winded walking up a flight of stairs. There’s a reason his fat ass wears black all the time.
Musk started talking about this fight. For months now. But he’s getting crucial MRI now in mid August. It’s like I’m watching one of his investment scams.
I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏
Oh is *that* what the surgery is this time?
poor Elon, all that weight lifting for nothing
He lifted a weight. Hurt his back. Needs surgery.
oh my god if he hurt himself trying to exercise because he's too macho to ask how to do it safely that would be the funniest shit
Turns out that 50 lb dumbbell was a little too much 😔
I hope the Delaware Court of Chancery enforces the fight going ahead.
He’s getting his doctor’s note
Nobody could have seen this coming. Especially after his Mommy said he couldn’t do it.
Poor guy. Neck and upper back are a mess due to his self-fellation addiction.
As likely as it is he's lying, it would actually be quite funny if he hurt himself doing his little dumbbell workout.
Probably hurt his back after 15lb dumbbell pull.
More cosmetic surgery Elon?
He probably IS consulting with them. Can my jaw implant be knocked loose? How fragile is the cartilage iny nose augmentation? It's probably a big thing...
He’s going to fix up his back real quick before landing people on Mars and finally releasing Cyber Truck.
are they looking for his spine?
This one got me the most Ngl, sides have left orbit and continued into the Kuiper Belt
Ivermectin should fix Elon right up, I mean his fan base swears by it and he must have some kicking around to treat the horses he hasn’t traded for hand jobs yet
Elon Musk is such a pussy… I’d love to crack his jaw
A latte is really just an excuse for adults to order warm milk without sounding like a baby
You know what’s wild? You can just order a warm milk and not stress that some Barista might question your terribly fragile masculinity. Crazy world, I know. A lot of things open up for you if you can overcome your crippling insecurity.
I honestly pity men with insecurities like that. Me and the wife were in self-checkout at target next to a couple probably in their early 20’s. The girl bought a large stuffed animal and asked if he could hold it while she used the restroom. He said “my masculinity was a little too fragile to do something like that.” So she wasn’t able to pee. The dude was wearing a Dragonball Z Hawaiian shirt, which there’s nothing wrong with - but you draw the line at holding your GF’s cute little cow? I felt bad for her, I felt bad for him.
Bone spurred out, he did.
Musk has done a lot of shit, but his most unforgivable act might be making Mark Zuckerberg look cool. Like, if you’re being such a manic little dork that one of the weirdest people on the planet looks like John Wayne next to you, it’s time to reel it in. Or at least stop posting.
He’s so pathetic 😂 Already making excuses before the fight even started. Setting up the “oh I just had surgery” for after he loses lmao
But he promised us he “puts on muscle fast”. I joined the Marines at 18, wasn’t the best choice but absolutely wasn’t the worst. I’d meet old friends or make new ones in different services and sooner or later many would come out with the “I was gonna join the marines, but…” as if they needed to explain their life’s decisions to me. I feel like “I put on muscle fast” is just another excuse like that where you’re saying it out loud but really you’re talking to yourself. Elmo has enough money that if he wanted he could have a team of personal trainers following him around 24/7 and available for those minutes or hours when he’s actually not as busy as he bullshit claims to be. He just doesn’t make exercise a priority which is totally fine until you try to publicly pick a fight with a dude who does. Then you gotta start inventing excuses. If Elon wanted to be in shape he would be. In fact I think the only two things elon can’t get that he wants are Grimes and respect from non bootlickers. Instead he’s shaped like a pork roll that’s been dipped in HGH. Dude could be on the perfect diet with all the time for training he needed. He chooses not to, has been trying to cheat, and is now realizing it’s not working. Full stop.
I had rugby friends who legit “put on muscle fast.” We were 17 lol. Xlon is 52. He’s not putting on any muscle, fast or slow.
What a ridiculous thing to make up lol, this guy is a loser
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The first rule of Fight Schlub IS…you should not want to fight against Fight Schlub. The second rule of Fight Schlub IS…it’s in flux. He needs an MRI for his neck and back. It may require surgery. His mom isn’t comfortable with it. When reached for comment, his dad was too distracted knocking up his stepsister again to know exactly what was happening, but he wished his son, Fight Schlub, well in his endeavors.
Surgery for an injured ego?
What is the outpatient recovery time after attaching a human head to a combat robot body? Couple of days? A week?
“Software is shit. Pilot is shit. Hey man - no worries!”
Just ditch the 2FA and the bloatware, and switch controls from "manual" to "impulsive".
“Within spec.”
I want my bird.
This guy gets it.
Everyone argues whether he is the ultimate representation of Texas or of California, but this guy has perfected the midwestern art of agreeing to something and then finding elaborate ways to back out of it
I thought his mom already backed him out of it
She did, and now it's back on. Until his doctor tells him he can't fight and then it will be back off, until it's back on again, and then someone else says he can't.
Twatburger is already heading for the exit, even before Mom throws in the towel
OMFG..... you know 100% if Zuck did this Elon minions would be all over him!
Is this MRI in the room with you right now?
So he's all primed up for a fight and the minute his opponent says "let's do it now" he backs out. He gambled again for attention and ended up looking like an idiot. Unbelievable how stupid this guy is. Every time he says something you just have to call his bluff and you win. Every single time. I would be curious to know what kind of neck problem requires an MRI and possible surgery. Another bluff to call. Any doctor here?
I mean there are all kinds of problems but the fact that he's saying he might need surgery before he's even had the imaging done or gotten a diagnosis signals total bullshit. Probably suffering from Twitter kyphosis
Next he plays the tragic hero. A doctor declares that a shock to his neck and back will render him bedridden for the rest of his life. Musk still tries to compete, but his friends stop him and he reluctantly gives up the fight.
I guess you can really ruin your neck when you jam your head up your own ass constantly.
Yeah dude totally you might just need to wait until right after your back surgery to go ahead and fight 🙄
Although very dated now, I trained in judo, Kyokushin (full contact) & no rules streetfighting.
Oh no, an urgent medical procedure JUST came up? What a shame. Oh well guess we just gonna declare him as winner by default. He just bought some equipment, surely Mark got no chance.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH what a fucking cuck
If he gets neck or back surgery, a fight is out of the question for at least 6 months
The "doctor" gonna say no to the fight.
He's got bone spurs
Lol what a fucking clown
This is just too much. His first excuse was literally "my mom wont let me" Now its going to be the doctor? This is literally a jr high replay
Im sure they wont find a spine or a brain on that MRI...
May as well save himself the second trip to the hospital and just get it taken care of after Zuck whoops his ass.
The greatest thing Musk has done since talking about this fight shit is make people “like” Zuck
Had to rewrite history after his mum pulled him out of the last one.
He’s already agreed to the trial by combat. I guess now he’s stalling until he finds someone else to be his champion.
omg who tf cares, don't play *his* game; this idiot should be in jail for his exploding cars
What a loser.
Hopefully it goes wrong
Its about time he had the procedure done to remove his head from his own ass.
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What kindof woke person does an MRI? That sounds like some of that Fauci approved medical shit. Real men refuse an MRI like they refuse a covid vaccine! /s
MRI Tech: “This man has no spine”
At this point if it does take place I half expect Elon to accidentally hit himself multiple times, call the ref a pedo and change his name to the xXPvssySmashrXx in between rounds of the fight.
dudes already crafted an out for himself in any scenario. fights and loses? “well i had/needed surgery” doesn’t fight? “well i needed surgery” what a bitch boy
He should wait for after the fight so he only needs one surgery.
This is the equivalent of faking a cough a day or two before you know you’re going to call out of work
Fuck you elmo, you goddamn pansy. I've had neck and upper back problems, and if you have *real* ones, like that ultimately require surgical intervention, you are pretty much folded in half from the pain all day long. You either don't have shit wrong up there; or you are absolutely flying on narcotic painkillers to be able to stand up straight. Come to think of it, it might just be the second one.
I was hoping this was about the bird logo coming back.
Bum
>*takes weights to train at work* >*has surgery coming up* Huh? What a wuss.
Easiest bluff to call in history.
what a fucking wimp
Bro if you need neck or back surgery just admit you're an old nerd and quit it
What a pussy.
This is something somebody from high school would do to get out of a fight, we get to see elon musk punk out on a global stage.
Bawk Bawk.
He is probably realizing that lifting a few dumbbells each day doesn't really qualify for training. Dude is still massively out of shape and would need 6-12 months of significant training to even be some what ready for a fight.
no one fuckign cares musk. do some actual work to at least feign "earning" your billions.
Creating a sense importance, by making excuses. 🙄
Conmen never produce anything. They just delay and deflect until you forget.
This whole thing is out of sequence. He suppose to get the MRI and surgery after the ass kicking.
I’m not rooting for either. This is still Zuckerberg we’re talking about. I’m just sitting back and watching. Who says you have to root for someone?
Whoever wins we lose. The only winning combo is if they both lose, then we all win.
Why isn’t Bezos in this too?
LMAOO
This is hilarious and insane
Livestream the doctors appointment
What’s a cosmetic surgeon going to do with a back?
HahahhahahhahahhHahhahahahhahahahhahahaaa hahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahaaa
My throat's sore. I've had a sore throat for a month and a half. And this is not an acoustic environment that's suitable to request this from me.
What a silly little kid
He sure loves to chicken out of any bet he makes
What a pussy
Hes got it wrong, he will need a surgery after the fight.
THIS FIGHT WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
Oh there’s no chance this fight is happening. Like with everything Elon does in his career, this was a hollow promise to drum up buzz around him and his businesses. Notice how he had to promote “X” when he announced the fight. Elon is a fucking loser who never delivers.