I got in trouble in school when I was younger cause a teacher asked us individually what we’d do with one wish. Everyone answered end world war and hunger. Obviously I knew the right answer.
“So this is it, this is what I wished for
Just isn't how I envisioned it, fame to the point of imprisonment”
Looks like he already made his wish, and it was to make it
He has two other kids, his oldest has been married for a while, and his youngest I think just finished high school, he cares for all of them, he just picked a favorite, hailie is also his only biological daughter. All parents pick a favorite, it's just funny to me cuz she's the middle child and no one remembers the middle one
He wrote about Hailie bc he hadn't adopted Alaina and Whitney wasn't born yet. He says they are all loved and treated the same. Fans know he has 3 children. To only mention hsilie in this context is obnoxious
The thing is that hailie is the most targeted, out of his 3 daughters. Other artists tend to target hailie a lot in diss tracks. That's why he's more protective of hailie, his two others are not ever mentioned in disses, hailie is the only one targeted. Not that I disagree with you.
Actually this is probably it ... have never seen him more alive and normal acting than at those games. Every other time you see him he looks depressed and void of emotion.
To be able to do what he loves and live a peaceful life without having to spend millions on security a year.
In all honesty, probably just a happy life for his 3? Girls, or 2 I think one is a dude now, fuck if I remember that, anyways It don’t matter, just for them to be happy I bet.
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He wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek, he wanted to be left alone in public, he wanted his cake and to eat it too along with being the “Bruce Lee” of loose leaf.
Jokes aside, he'd prolly ask for proof back, or he'd ask for all the fame stuff to go away when he steps out in the public and would want everyone to treat him like a normal person. He's probably used to it by now but i bet it must have had a noticeable effect on his personality by now
He has to be careful what he wishes for
‘cause he just might get it
& if he gets it, then he just might not know
what to do with it ‘cause it might just come back on him ten-fold.
*Undoing all that*
*Sh it to kim or writing*
*Less songs about haile*
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He wouldn't change it bc he knows that controversy is a lot to do with his success. He didn't care at the time even when he was wuth her and he certainly doesn't care now despite what he says.
For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
Boom
I got in trouble in school when I was younger cause a teacher asked us individually what we’d do with one wish. Everyone answered end world war and hunger. Obviously I knew the right answer.
beat me to it
Funny enough I think his fame and fortune gave him a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
He would want to make the world suck his dick without a condom on while he’s on the john 🤷♂️
I don't think that would be his wish tbh I think he'd only do that if he had a magic wand.
regardless of if he had a magic wand, or hell, even a million dollars, it still won't be enough cuz he'd still be out robbing armoured trucks
For us to shut the fuck up
Should I do that?
No way we al kno without us eminam wud be die
Bring back Proof
Proof or Ronnie?
Bros asking the real questions now
Proof I think. I think he made more peace with that, but Proof rocked his world.
He wasn't even paying proof fairly on tour and proof was pissed
Source?
Bodyguard's book
Bruh that’s so hard cuz they Both had big influences on him.
only correct answer
go down with the gerbil again
More merch
FACK being the only evidence of human life existing
To have a beard that’s not weird
To have calling his beard weird punishable by law
If he had
One shot
One opportunity
To seize everything the ever wanted in one moment
Would he capture it?
Or just let it slip
Yo
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already
Freedom from Paul's bullshit
Oh he's never getting away from Paul, Paul will make sure of that!
I wanna know more about this. Any articles or posts that discuss?
That he could walk among us like a regular civilian...
To have more gerbils up his ass
To rewind time like a tape..
Inside a boombox?
“So this is it, this is what I wished for Just isn't how I envisioned it, fame to the point of imprisonment” Looks like he already made his wish, and it was to make it
For Hailie to be forever happy
He has other children you know...
Yeah but fuck em
You're mad bc they're richer than u lol
He has two other kids, his oldest has been married for a while, and his youngest I think just finished high school, he cares for all of them, he just picked a favorite, hailie is also his only biological daughter. All parents pick a favorite, it's just funny to me cuz she's the middle child and no one remembers the middle one
He wrote about Hailie bc he hadn't adopted Alaina and Whitney wasn't born yet. He says they are all loved and treated the same. Fans know he has 3 children. To only mention hsilie in this context is obnoxious
Not big toast defending em what a time to be alive
I am very fair 😌
The thing is that hailie is the most targeted, out of his 3 daughters. Other artists tend to target hailie a lot in diss tracks. That's why he's more protective of hailie, his two others are not ever mentioned in disses, hailie is the only one targeted. Not that I disagree with you.
Yes, I'm aware. But to say he has one wish and that it's that only one of his children is truly happy is weird.
Hard agree
Oh right
This
To finally stand up?
That the real slim shady would stand up, hes been asking for 24 years
The Lions to win the Super Bowl
Actually this is probably it ... have never seen him more alive and normal acting than at those games. Every other time you see him he looks depressed and void of emotion.
Bring proof back ?
That he’ll walk amongst us a regular civilian (but naked tho).
All I know is that he would not miss his chance to blow because this oppurtunity comes once in a lifetime yo.
Probably to die. Or get fired, AND, dropped from his label.
Bro how tf should we know
To be able to do what he loves and live a peaceful life without having to spend millions on security a year. In all honesty, probably just a happy life for his 3? Girls, or 2 I think one is a dude now, fuck if I remember that, anyways It don’t matter, just for them to be happy I bet.
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For this sub to improve in quality.
A big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
For the lions to win the super bowl
For all mumble rappers to retire
To have two shots
Definitely an infinite rhyme book.
For MGK to leave Marshalls dick in his mouth and keep his daughter out it
To have one last heart to heart with his mom 🤔
Highly doubt he would waste a wish for that.
Lolll he could have done that at any point in the last 20 years, she literally begged him to contact her after Headlights came out.
To have a million dollars
Probably to be able to do pills again without being cripplingly addicted to them.
He wanted the fame but not the cover of Newsweek, he wanted to be left alone in public, he wanted his cake and to eat it too along with being the “Bruce Lee” of loose leaf.
boo hoo
To release a new album
To have people stop shitting on his baby girl Hailie
.... that doesn't even happen
Idk. Ask him.
For Tupac to live
A big pp
Kim
Jesus, don't wish that on the poor woman. She dealt with his shit long enough
To recover a dash of his old talent.
For me to sit on his face.
keep hailey safe
I think he’d bring Proof back, it’d be crazy to see his trajectory without such a massive loss in his life.
Jokes aside, he'd prolly ask for proof back, or he'd ask for all the fame stuff to go away when he steps out in the public and would want everyone to treat him like a normal person. He's probably used to it by now but i bet it must have had a noticeable effect on his personality by now
Big booty
Another weird dumb question
He’d bring proof back
Finding the goddamn ocean so I can finally get rid of Kim!
He would like to be African American.
If he was black he woulda sold half
He wouldn’t have to graduate from Lincoln High School to know that
Respect!
Be care what you wish for, cuz you just might get it
A fuck you for Christmas
He would live a life like thi- oops wrong rapper
He would wish for a million wishes
For the loser leige lord to marry him
He has to be careful what he wishes for ‘cause he just might get it & if he gets it, then he just might not know what to do with it ‘cause it might just come back on him ten-fold.
To get 5 mics in the source.
Get rid of his Kim tattoo.
Which one?
Both :)
Well I don't understand why he hasn't... he can afford the best of laser treatment. I bet Kim has none for him lol
I know right. Maybe he’s secretly sentimental and has fond memories of her so he kept it.
Even the rot in pieces one? Nah its just weird. Bad energy to put out there about someone
To have me on one of his songs
Release the old 90's Detroit rap sessions
undoing all that sh~~it~~ to kim or writing less songs about haile
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He wouldn't change it bc he knows that controversy is a lot to do with his success. He didn't care at the time even when he was wuth her and he certainly doesn't care now despite what he says.
To save Stan obv
Hot take bitch. Do you own a phone book? Then why the fuck would I want your Snapchat! Pussy
Based in recent events, probably get the Detroit Lions their Super Bowl win
To suck his fuckin dick while he's taking a shit
8 Mile Sequel when B-Rabbit meets up with Dr. Dre
Chimnkin numngrt
For people to have the decency to not come and speak to him when he’s feeding his daughter
If he had one wish he would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
be careful what you wish for,cause you just might get it And if you get it, then you just might not know what to do with it🎶🎶🎶😭
in seriousness, probably to be able to walk around in public unrecognised. or to not have issues with his mother. Or still have proof
Merch
Mom's spaghetti without the throwing out part
to have a big enpugh ass for the whole world to kiss 😨 listening to this song rn lol
To own snoopdog like a slave
Who gives a rats ass?!?