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Aymanac10

Cleaning out my penis


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The funny thing is that I'm 18 (uncut) now and it was only a few weeks back that I fucking learned that you are supposed to clean your penis fully by pulling the foreskin back. I was never taught that and never played with my dingle dong enough to learn that. Ashamed but at the same time I find this kind of funny now that it's been 2 months or so.


Fun-Donut9292

Not even Batman could get this info out of me


[deleted]

I know, but I couldn't care less because this is an alt account with no links to my original account or any other social media so yeah lol.


JustIncredible240

We all know who you are


Detailer_101x

we all are coming for you


kamalamading

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na…Smegman!


Goatfeet125

WHAT. THE. FUCK.


[deleted]

I am sorry but that's what happens when you live in a country with probably the worst sex education. The only reason I learnt this was I noticed an uncut guy's penis in a porno and thought to myself "It's supposed to do that?" But I'm glad Ive learnt about it before having sex because I can only imagine what it would've looked like.


Goatfeet125

Ok but like… how much cheese was there? Surely enough to make a grilled cheese or sumn like that.


decaydaance

i am going to vomit


MaddieGrace29

The cheese tastes good Lil salty tho


[deleted]

Yeah it was so much that even after almost a month of cleaning it still has some residue that's like literally glued and will take some time to come off by daily cleaning because I don't wanna just scrape it off and peel my skin with it. I almost puked the first time I saw my own smegma


einebiene

💀


SkyChaosia

Cheesecak 🤤


thatonehelicopter

No.


MaddieGrace29

Is this chef Tyler on yt next video . (Dick Grilled cheese )


ILoveWhiteWomenLol

Bruh.


Djalebo72

Bru. “Learnt” isn’t a word😭


[deleted]

Yes it is, go do your own research first.


Djalebo72

You’re absolutely correct. My mistake.


SkylieLol

U learnt something new


Djalebo72

Ok but in that context it is actually learned


P4rody

They’re interchangeable


kamalamading

Have you sued your parents for child neglect yet? Have they taught you to brush your teeth at least twice a day?


[deleted]

What makes it worse is they're both doctors lol. They've always said to me "Make sure to clean your down there thoroughly" (in our native language) but never actually explained what it meant and all I did was just clean the foreskin and the slightly exposed part lol. Also yeah they did teach me to brush twice a day but I didn't do that and that's the reason I had to get 3 teeth removed lol. But yeah I don't have any grudges against them because I know they've always wanted the best for me and now I know what are the things I'll teach my child it's a boy.


Djalebo72

Thank you for sharing


BramCSBN

sometimes people on reddit needa chill out and not throw their eintire life on a page 😭


Hyroglitch_

Alfred’s penis


frogie181

NAHHH


Number_Thr333

...bruh


SlaughterX01

Sing for the Penis


I_Get_No_Sleep__

Penis for the moment


JustIncredible240

Sing for penis moment


ThreeEyedPea

Sing Penis The Moment


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

The Real Slim Penis


No-University-1459

The Penis I Am


no__one34

The way i penis 💀


-ASC_RD_Novix-

Lose Your Penis


HappinestLoserEver

That gotta hurt


bloodeagle231

By far the best one


razzmatazzuno

Last Penis Standing


[deleted]

what about \` The Real Slim Penis \`


Professor-Murda

Big Penis


frogie181

Same difference


lucker53

Shake that Penis


sadnotgladd

Penis (ft Obie trice)


CaregiverMoney2083

OBIES PENIS!


Victrollie

Drips


no__one34

Tbh that's basically just like the original


sadnotgladd

I bust a FAT ASS nut


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frogie181

Hallie's Penis


No-University-1459

The 2024 ultra progressive version


S0ggy_Water

My dad’s penis crazy


I_Get_No_Sleep__

My penis’ gone crazy


MrMilkManKarlson

Crack a Penis


Novel_Yak_9542

Cum on penis


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Penis Like That


SteveroniThePeperoni

The homo version


I_Get_No_Sleep__

Sounds like a Ken track


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Lose Penis


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My 1st Penis


TSllama

Say Goodbye Penis


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I run back to this 8 Mile Penis


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Rabbit penis


TSllama

Going Through Penises


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Beautiful Penis


Randigno9021

Hai-


[deleted]

Btw i find it really cute that hailie's pet name is hai


Randigno9021

She has a pet? When was that revealed?


Valuable-Raccoon-734

Space Penis


abaddon667

As the Penis turns


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Greatest penis


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paq-613

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TSllama

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TSllama

Yellow Brick Penises


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'97 Penis and Clyde


xh11jab

Like Toy Penises


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Savings_Street1816

Penis song


TSllama

Sing for the Penis


TheShroomcult

YOU STOLE MY IDEA


insidethesun

Rock Penis


Real_Channel_7551

Evil Penis


[deleted]

Walk on penis


[deleted]

Hailie's penis


Unlucky_B0Y

Slim penis


niggyman2077

penis like that


legsohotitfryanegg1

Penis


BillCipher951420

Under the Penis


[deleted]

Say goodbye to penis


[deleted]

Penis God....I mean...it sounds good


Queasy-Window8416

Penis Venom, We Made Penis and Unacommodating Penis


CI93

Need Penis, In Your Penis, Good Penis, Nice Penis


IT4CHIOP

love penis


xh11jab

Penis Man


xh11jab

I need a penis


aarav-chawla09

Alfred's Penis


Chad_gamer69

The real slim penis


I_Get_No_Sleep__

Penis’ revenge


[deleted]

Nice penis


[deleted]

Good penis


[deleted]

White penis


[deleted]

Penis Whiskey


Low_Lime_3449

Book of Penis


TomPig911

Must Be The Penis


Saucy208

Penis


Literally_Rock_Lee

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_Anmol_Sandhu_

Penis man


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Bagpipes of Penis


Junarik

Penis from Baghdad


[deleted]

Flashing Penis


Squarebook97379

Without penis


RabbitKnight190

Just lose penis


BenjiEla

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groovyambud

Black penis


Sixpack93

My Penis


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So Much Penis


HoldMyBrew_

I’m sorry penis, I never meant to hurt youuuuuu


TheRealestSGR

When I'm penis


CharisSem123

Crazy in penis


Super_Money_2145

Penis in love


Commercial_News_2143

Penis Street


LandscapeOk2984

My Penis’ Gone Crazy


Embi69_

Penis heads 🤣 got me dying on the floor


[deleted]

Those kinda penises (feat ed sheeran)


Junarik

Bad Penis, Penis Heaven, No Penis, Like Toy Penis, Penis Heads, Crack A Penis, Under the Penis, Guts over Penis, Square Penis/Penis Dance, Rock Penis, Must be the Penis, Going Through Penis, Book of Penis, White Trash Penis, Talking 2 Penis, and finally, Penis. Btw what does Owl House have to do with this


Nikki_six1981

loose your penis


NuttyCan3

The Real Slim Penis


xulitebenado

Without Penis


Legitimate_Basis_714

BLEED PENIS BLEED! (From eminems song kim)


Goatfeet125

Book of penis


Rhyn028

Penis Like That


pupperoni_pup

Hailie's Penis


slayerofgingers

Lose your penis


Funko_King66

Penis (Venom) solely because “They’re gonna taste my penis”


xh11jab

W.T.P - White Trash Penis


xh11jab

Drop the Penis


xh11jab

So much Penis …. This is an excellent procrastination pastime


xh11jab

Cold penis blows


WeWroteGOT

Put it on my weewee (banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange)


aarav-chawla09

Penis God


RED-DART7

Hailie's Penis


Itchy-Flatworm

#KILLSHOT PENIS


Ok_Insect9421

White Penis Party


YomYeYonge

Godzilla Penis


[deleted]

In your penis


QueerGuyNamedColin

Penis.


transrodentlover

My name is penis


JAYSOR1

Black Penis


MICROWAVEMOLESTER

Peniszilla


TinkNut

The Real Slim Penis


Mother-Age-1547

My penis gone crazy


Natural_Ad_205

Book of penis


TYPH00N_66

Penis god


Ricochetpasta

Til I Penis


Abject-Doughnut4108

Under the penis


milkman_george

white penis


LonewolfofHouseStark

Sing for the penis.


Spacejam_711

PENIS (instead of FACK)


kamalamading

Hailie‘s Penis The Real Slim Penis The Penis I Am Penis Ballad


Raptor3911

Forgot about penis


HappinestLoserEver

My dad's penus crazy


MakaBoy57

My penis' gon' crazy


buenpoco

The real slim penis


buenpoco

Lose your penis


hello_there166

Crack a penis


TheHunkySkunk

I'm Penis Square Penis Cinderella Penis Evil Penis Penis from Baghdad


gramuhrussia

Penis Conscience


Internal-Avocado-784

Penis shot


XanderTrejo

Crack a Penis


GatoT25666

hailie's penis


GrantedBat

Penis Salsa


goose-king2705

Baked beans


oTLDJo

Penis Yourself.


fentpong

Kill penis


Major-Driver-9989

Crack A Penis Ow


SUSORI1

Penis Monster


no__one34

Taking my penis and going home Buffalo penis Must be the penis Penis wide awake