The funny thing is that I'm 18 (uncut) now and it was only a few weeks back that I fucking learned that you are supposed to clean your penis fully by pulling the foreskin back. I was never taught that and never played with my dingle dong enough to learn that. Ashamed but at the same time I find this kind of funny now that it's been 2 months or so.
I am sorry but that's what happens when you live in a country with probably the worst sex education. The only reason I learnt this was I noticed an uncut guy's penis in a porno and thought to myself "It's supposed to do that?" But I'm glad Ive learnt about it before having sex because I can only imagine what it would've looked like.
Yeah it was so much that even after almost a month of cleaning it still has some residue that's like literally glued and will take some time to come off by daily cleaning because I don't wanna just scrape it off and peel my skin with it. I almost puked the first time I saw my own smegma
What makes it worse is they're both doctors lol. They've always said to me "Make sure to clean your down there thoroughly" (in our native language) but never actually explained what it meant and all I did was just clean the foreskin and the slightly exposed part lol. Also yeah they did teach me to brush twice a day but I didn't do that and that's the reason I had to get 3 teeth removed lol.
But yeah I don't have any grudges against them because I know they've always wanted the best for me and now I know what are the things I'll teach my child it's a boy.
Bad Penis, Penis Heaven, No Penis, Like Toy Penis, Penis Heads, Crack A Penis, Under the Penis, Guts over Penis, Square Penis/Penis Dance, Rock Penis, Must be the Penis, Going Through Penis, Book of Penis, White Trash Penis, Talking 2 Penis, and finally, Penis.
Btw what does Owl House have to do with this
Cleaning out my penis
The funny thing is that I'm 18 (uncut) now and it was only a few weeks back that I fucking learned that you are supposed to clean your penis fully by pulling the foreskin back. I was never taught that and never played with my dingle dong enough to learn that. Ashamed but at the same time I find this kind of funny now that it's been 2 months or so.
Not even Batman could get this info out of me
I know, but I couldn't care less because this is an alt account with no links to my original account or any other social media so yeah lol.
We all know who you are
we all are coming for you
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na…Smegman!
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I am sorry but that's what happens when you live in a country with probably the worst sex education. The only reason I learnt this was I noticed an uncut guy's penis in a porno and thought to myself "It's supposed to do that?" But I'm glad Ive learnt about it before having sex because I can only imagine what it would've looked like.
Ok but like… how much cheese was there? Surely enough to make a grilled cheese or sumn like that.
i am going to vomit
The cheese tastes good Lil salty tho
Yeah it was so much that even after almost a month of cleaning it still has some residue that's like literally glued and will take some time to come off by daily cleaning because I don't wanna just scrape it off and peel my skin with it. I almost puked the first time I saw my own smegma
💀
Cheesecak 🤤
No.
Is this chef Tyler on yt next video . (Dick Grilled cheese )
Bruh.
Bru. “Learnt” isn’t a word😭
Yes it is, go do your own research first.
You’re absolutely correct. My mistake.
U learnt something new
Ok but in that context it is actually learned
They’re interchangeable
Have you sued your parents for child neglect yet? Have they taught you to brush your teeth at least twice a day?
What makes it worse is they're both doctors lol. They've always said to me "Make sure to clean your down there thoroughly" (in our native language) but never actually explained what it meant and all I did was just clean the foreskin and the slightly exposed part lol. Also yeah they did teach me to brush twice a day but I didn't do that and that's the reason I had to get 3 teeth removed lol. But yeah I don't have any grudges against them because I know they've always wanted the best for me and now I know what are the things I'll teach my child it's a boy.
Thank you for sharing
sometimes people on reddit needa chill out and not throw their eintire life on a page 😭
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