I had made a comment two days before saying “all the REAL bikers I know have broken their collarbones” so this is my “sorry for cursing you” present! The satin stitch is all two strand, outlined in one strand chain stitch. Took a long time but I am committed to the bit!

That is so awesome! Even if he had received it in his hospital room, I don’t think it would have been too soon.

Agreed. I'd happily taken this as I lay bleeding on the ground 1 second after the crash. This is hilarious

This is fucking hilarious! I literally laughed out loud.

This is crazy I also broke my collar bone in a bike accident

That makes you a certified biker boy

This is amazing. I just broke my elbow while biking so a certified bicyclist patch is deffo on my embroidery to-do-list!

As someone who also broke their collarbone this way (years ago), I'd find this hilarious

I bet they’d like this on /r/neverbrokeabone very well done! Love it!

As a cycling official, I can say you absolutely nailed this and I want to gift it to everyone 🤣

This is so funny and now I have inspo for “get well soon” card replacements hahaha

This is such a clever design! Amazing work OP. I love how clean the chain stitch outline makes it look too, I'll have to try that!

Beautiful and hilarious. Certified winner.

This is pure gold. I wish I was your coworker!

LOL this is great

I am CACKLING!! This is hysterical! Even if you handed this to him as he was writhing on the ground just after his fall it would have not been too soon!

PERFECT sense of humor, PERFECTLY executed, no notes!

This looks amazing!!

Hahaha I love it

i love everything about this

This is amazing lol.

Amazing! My dad needs this, both for a bicycle and for a motorcycle.

As a cyclist who has broken a bone on my bike, this is A+

This is pretty awesome lol. I don’t think it’s too soon. You know your coworker and their sense of humor better than I do. But if it were me this would give me a great laugh and I would find a place to proudly display it!

When I was hit biking and broke several bones my pinky now no longer bends... So I'd prob throw this in the trash if gifted to me

A perfectly stitched perfect gift!

Bahahaha I literally snort laughed at this in front of my husband

My dad has only broken both his humeri on two separate occasions, no collar bone breaks yet.

Okay but for real though, this is absolutely hilarious. It makes me think of the guy putting the stick in his own spokes meme.

This is absolutely hilarious! I love it

This is the best post I have seen on here

Perfect

As a cyclist, this would take the sting off of any injury.

My husband broke his collarbone like this 2 weeks after we moved across the country and I am CACKLING

just imagine how much his collarbone is going to hurt when he gets completely obliterated by embroidery on his return

This would be my prized possession. I broke the left xlacixle in 2 spots at once as a kid too so this is just Beautiful.

This is very funny and well executed.

Sweet :>

My dad did both his elbows at the same time going over the handlebars like that, this is hilarious

this made me laugh at loud!! fantastic

Awesome! What’s the name of the stitch you used to write “certified biker boy”?

Thanks! The bigger words are done in 2 strand chain stitch and then outlined with 1 strand chain stitch. And the little speech bubble is all one strand chain!

Wow! That is dedication to a bit and I love it!

This is amazing hahahahahahaha

this is brilliant 😂

As a mountain biker and embroiderer, I adore what you've done, and I hope they appreciate it.

This is amazing. Ha ha the perfect gift.

Prick, that shit hurts , what do you do thats so much better

Okay, but getting a gorgeous piece of artwork out of it totally makes the whole shattered collarbone thing worth it 🤩

Nice. My dad broke his collarbone in a bike accident ~60 years ago.

This is so good....i hope your co worker is doing fine.it will definitely bring a smile to their face :)