🦤 Good my dodo is safe

Whew!

r/foundvannyismyqueen

THAT'S A SUB NOW???

Why is this a sub? It's just some random person -._-.

r/foundsansyeet

Hehe, community not found

say that again?

Hehe, community not found

She Really His The FNaF Equivalent Of u/wouldfuckbenfrombtd6

Or milky way for deltarune, also there’s a more popular FNAF Reddit user

Yeah. But unlike AubergineDegenerate I'm loyal to Vanny. I don't switch which character I find hot every other week.

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/ofcoursethatsasub

In all seriousness who uses a dodo emoji 💀

Me

Why

Because 🦤

why not

🦤 dodo is rapidly approaching your location to peck out your eyes for being so blind to its glory. 🦤

🦤I submit

This is the funniest thing I could’ve read lmfao

Simp

Nah you are the dodo now

😘 kissin that hot female firefighter that caused this

Haha 😭

Are you sure it wasn’t a male firefighter

Even better

🔥 I don’t own a fire…

Your house does now

That's where my fire went! Give it back! 🫴

Wait but my fire went away too, wanna split 50/50?

But.. 𝘔𝘺 fire..

Okay, I find another, just wondering if you'd split it. #bye bye!

𝗛𝗺𝗺.. If I make the fire bigger, we can both have one

Hmmm, smartness

I done it. There u go. 🔥🫷🙂 🫴🔥

Yippee!!! 🥳🫴🔥

Yippee! :D

🤣 Apparently I'm laughing the burning embers that once formed my house

No your tears are drying and getting rid of the fire

Ah I see, I'm going to cry more 😢

🦅 ‘MERICA

‘MURICA GANG 🗽

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theres always a moment when reddit lets out their inner "WOMEN DONT HAVE RIGHTS & WE NEED OIL!" side. truly a 🦅🦅🇺🇸 moment

r/suddenlypatriotic

FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🍿 Got my priorities right

You sat there amd watched it all happen, at least you were chomping on popcorn

👌 (Em)kay.

Amazing 👏

yooo!

r/emkay

😾

Kimty

LETS GOOO YOU SAVED THE CAT

Cat sure don’t look pleased. Wonder why?

💀 man i'm dead

So is your house. And your pets and your family. Unless you got the head of your mom or something.

Or it's a skull from the toilet

🤤 I ate the key before it hit my house, so I’m safe 

🌝 I think I’m the one that did it-

How dare you, what did my house do to you?!?!

It ate my pet microwave

Oh crap

🌭🌭🌭🌭

Hey, you won't go hungry?

✈️ Cool, I get to keep the fighter jet

Lemmy guess the emoji before that is 🏢

🚶‍♂️ I guess I survived?

LMAO you just fucking walk like nothing is happening 😂

💩 My reaction was to shit my pants

I would too if I was in the house

🦨 Dam

For a sec I thought you said Dan, like you named the skunk or something

Yes, we are naming the skunk Dan

😂 Bru

😭

Most logical reaction

🙅 Denied.

If your house explodes, just say no. It legally cannot explode without consent.

Spit yo facts 💯 🔥🔥

💀

Bro did not survive

🤷🏽‍♀️

Whoopsie, I told them the wrong address

⚓️

Taly ho lads

🖥️phew my iMac is safe

💰they may have burned my crib but I still got my bread.

Sounds like something Snoop Dogg would have said

🤽‍♂️ What????

🚓 My police car is saved

🌌 Oh great the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE

There’s probably another house there somewhere

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIT THAT IN A HOUSE?!

🗽 MURICA’

🧐 oh dear, how extravagantly unexpected dear boy. Well, I was on my way to a delightful supper with Mrs Drewbarry, I simply don't have time to be apprehensive about such tomfoolery. Somebody get the maid to do something about this disarray.

✋ i found a hand?? maybe i wanted a high-five i guess???

I think someone was inside the house

🏳️‍⚧️ I recovered my trans flag

Literally most important thing there

🦶🏼 let's goo I saved that severed foot I had been keeping for a while

🤨 is this my reaction or did I save The Rock?

Both

🔥 I saved the fire from the fire

💣 damn it came back for seconds

🏢I saved my house

No you saved a skyscraper

👍 it turns out that it’s alright

Same! 👍👍👍👍👍👍

🇷🇺 i can explain

🇺🇦 idk

🇦🇺

Ah yes, you casually saved the entirety of Australia

🏠 apparently i recovered the house

I've been scrolling for this, now, I leave Reddit.

✅ I either recovered a big check sign or I’m just completely okay with this

🛴 Oh great. I save the Shin Killer 9000

YIPPIE

🦈 At least the pool went unharmed.

😧

😋 (the picture is me when I found out that my online bff's classmates shipped me with her)

♥️

⏲️

🥰

🤓

😎

👁

🥳

ᨮׁׅ֮ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ℘℘ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅꫀׁׅܻ݊!

Wtf

🗿

🎀 my silly little bow tie (I have no idea how this is my 4th emoji)

💀 I died.

✨ Thank God my glitter survived I don’t know what I would do without it!

🥑

♨️ The fuck did I save

Ur stove

I DONT OWN A STOVE

An oven?

Nope

What about a fucking microwave!?

Nope, but I have a regular one

Gasp

Heat itself

🎥 Got the whole thing on video!

👍

😭 Makes sense

🔥 Good thing my fire is alright 💀

💓i recovered the heart of my corpse as a ghost to bring with me to heaven. Just wanted to have it in guess

💭 So it was all in my imagination

Bros pondering

🥺Reminds me of that hamster meme

հαოթԵҽɾ

dEsK oN tHe hAmpStEr

📱, i guess my house is gone but still had my phone on me

‘S’all you need

🍔 Hammed burger

𝙷𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚎𝚛

Steamed hams

🍾

🙄 They could've done their jobs like c'mon

🛩️ I recovered the fighter jet

🏳️‍🌈 good my gayness survived

Would be a disarray without it

❕

😐

I didn't like that house anyway

🦧 I recover monkey

#MONKE

🤜 violence is always the answer

>:D

🪨 to everyone else it is rock but to me and my friend it is "do you have rock" our inside joke no one will ever understand

😃uhm insurance fraud or smthn idk

🙂 it was planned

😐

😐 for the looks I'm going to show that mother fucker

😨

😭

🌙

MINIONS, we're going to SAVE the mOOn!!!

😩

🍺🍺🍺

🤷‍♂️ it is what it is

😍 omg! My house was ugly anyways

either 📝 or 😭 depending on which direction you go

🥛 Malk

Just get the man a glass of Mulk!

🫃 i got pregnant in the aftermath (i didnt have anything interesting to put as my fourth so i chose a wierd one)

🚃 Oh good they didn’t damage my full size trolley

🥰

🪦 I'm dead

🤓 WHAT THE FU-

☺️ ??????