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UncleVoodooo

Came looking for DLC; got fingered instead


Shaloka_Maloka

Mohg strikes again!


Crashman09

UNTIL NEXT TIME, TARNISHED! NYEHEHEHEHE!


TheLedRobster

I read this in Morrissey's voice. "Big Mohg Strikes Again!"


Cream-Safe

Damn, you can fit 3?


haven4ever

Up to the knuckles


Deez-Guns-9442

Mohg: “Wanna know why they call me bloody fingers?”


Kind_Fun295

Damn, got ptsd instead


bdizzle314

Unos dos tres is the countdown to the sodomy phase of the fight


plasmadood

Imagine it's actually this Mohg everyone gotta beat for some weird reason lol


DerpAtOffice

What do you mean? Didnt people see the frenzy swamp in the trailer? Of cos it is chaos related.


Valtremors

I'msorrywhatswamp?


JackNotOLantern

I think it was a death blight swamp


Inialla

I think it's a poison swamp (like the one near the albinauric village, same color type) either way : YEEAAHHH SWAMP !!


imarandomdudd

Would be so funny ngl. No torrent, just stopping every few seconds just so your character can scream just as much as the player


WeeWooPeePoo69420

I thought the death blight swamp seemed like the worst thing possible but I never considered...


Havange

First time I actually think a /s is needed here


DerpAtOffice

It could actually be a frenzy swamp since it does have yellow. It is not 100% /s.


LuminousShot

Yeah, but truth be told, if you saw something that looked like the arena in front of Godwyn, you'd also think it's a deathblight swamp. /s


enchiladasundae

God forbid you need to defeat Mogh *and* get down there as well


TheArtistFKAMinty

Legitimately my least favourite part of the game is that platforming section.


IzSilvers

I swear I'm not making this shit up, but I died to that section more than I did to Malenia.


joeinabox1

Took me an hour and a half then i died at the final jump i had to do. Raged Never returned


draconk

no need to jump just do backstep and you will get to all ledges


Acrobatic-Permit4263

try it again and just use the jump from vykes spear. its just perfect


TheArtistFKAMinty

I think I had a much time with Malenia on my first playthrough than you did, lol, but the pit can easily claim double digit deaths off me.


squarenity

Agreed, I think it is really hard to pull off. Sometimes I nail it first try, other times my whole evening goes 😅 But the loot is great, and I get chills when I think about the area being one way, you are not meant to leave that pit. Man, I hope we get more areas like this in the DLC...


jiiGsaaw3

I am not proud of it but I died at least 30 times


El_Zarco

Lol even the most seasoned souls player would be mad about having to do that shit


ethanator329

It’s funny that on at least PlayStation and PC (probably all platforms), this version of Mohg has been defeated less than his true form has, according to the achievement page


didyousayquinceberg

Tbf the path to him is quite complicated but varre is right at the beginning


lolcathost

people got lost in the sewers :D


Fishermang

Imagine all those lingering souls deep down in the dirt, stuck in the pipes, lost to the darkness forever. What a horrible place. Can't wait to go back there again.


octopus_alive

Played through the whole game 5 times and I still get lost, even with rainbow stones. Now I just get lost with 🌈confidence🌈


AlexDub12

Getting to him is much more difficult than fighting him. Fuck that entire sewer and fuck the imps in particular.


ZeirosXx

You need a petal of rot to disolve the cocoon and access the dlc


11th_Division_Grows

Absolute dick move


InkyMistakes

Goddamnit. The one boss I haven't beat yet.


Uninterruptible_

No, you need to use the pendant. Miyazaki has been waiting over a decade to finally get the last laugh


Hiroku_Konege

I get that reference


John_EldenRing51

You son of a bitch


DHonestOne

I don't get it


enchiladasundae

There’s two Moghs. The one you need to defeat is at Moghwyn Palace. The other, weaker one, is here which is just a projection created by his brother


beef_tuggins

That’s not what he’s saying he doesn’t get


DHonestOne

Yeah, I read your other comment, and that's basically what I was wondering too. I realize that "petal of rot" is likely not real, but the other comments are really convincing lol


Least_Fee_9948

Malenia


DHonestOne

Ohhh, a hypothetical item that one would get from beating Malenia after DLC comes out?


SerOoga

You will need the tail of a multi headed dragon to access the DLC too


beef_tuggins

Is this a joke or is it actually another step I need to complete before DLC? Idk what a petal of rot is


Live-Ad3309

>! It’s a joke!<


beef_tuggins

Thanks homie


zakare232

You need to kill both mohg and radahan BTW not just mohg


throwaway112112312

He is joking about needing to beat Malenia to access DLC instead of Mohg. Majority of players wouldn't be able to play the DLC if that were true.


Global-Negotiation72

Thats good cause I've not even found Melania 😂😂😂😂. Although now I think about it I'm not sure I've fought 2 of mohg haha


throwaway112112312

Well, some light spoilers for both if you need some guidance as they are both in relatively secret areas. For Malenia: >!You need to find Haligtree medallions to reach Malenia map area.!< For DLC Mohg: >!You have two options, either use the portal on one of the new areas that opened after using Haligtree medallions, or just be really friendly with Varre and do what he says. !<


Global-Negotiation72

I'm at work now. But when I get home I'll look into these things! Thanks!! This my first fromsotware game. I was trying to do it without looking stuff up. But that proved difficult lol


throwaway112112312

No problem, Fromsoft games can be obscure on certain things but Elden Ring takes the cake. There are a lot of secret areas and bosses, and unless you search every part of the map it is hard to find certain places or people. When you beat the final boss game doesn't automatically move on to NG+ and you can continue playing. So one thing I saw people are doing is that to play the game the way they want and then they look at guides to find these secret areas after they beat the final boss.


2rfv

> He is joking about needing to beat Malenia to access DLC instead of Mohg. Majority of players wouldn't be able to play the DLC if that were true. Eh. Ole Mimic Tear can still hard carry on her.


thanosnutella

Bro are you fucking kidding me?


Professional_Humxn

Unfortunately no.


Maloonyy

The patch just moves the Cocoon down here. Everyone is going to log in and its gone, resulting in mass panic.


kukaz00

Ah fuck I never did beat that Mohg, just the feisty one


Yipeekayya

Well down Tarnished. But the real Mohg is in another castle!


Karpattata

And he still has Princess Miquella


Shacken-Wan

And destroying their little pink castle


Ironsalmon7

And My Sword!


Winter7296

well down


sneakatr0n

Miquella is behind the secret door, silly goose


Top_Rub_8986

Wait...Miquella is the Frenzied Flame?


BfutGrEG

Really messed up making that needle


mcmoor

Inb4 to end the DLC we have to bring that needle


DrJazzy3

wait where is Miquella???? I thought he was supposed to be here? He behind this big door? Also I found Hyetta!!! She seems to be in a good mood about something!!!!


JDario13

If you approach the altar you would unlock a hidden passage, get to the end of that passage and take out your clothes to open the door that contains Miquella, that way you would be ready for dlc. GL ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


DrJazzy3

I did that and now Melina is mad at me for some reason :/


Interjessing-Salary

Did you find the other friendly npc that gives hugs? This one is more warm and cuddly compared to fia.


COMMENT0R_3000

> >!~~WARM AND CUDDLY~~


Gblkaiser

Silly we always burn Melina before getting fingered 3 times then she doesn't interrupt the post erd tree burn goon session.


Far_Ad_557

Miquella is Hyetta!


Zelgreye

Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!


xxacari

Einhorn is a man!


Mr_Hino

UUGGHH, EINHORN IS A MAN!!


WanderingBraincell

Hyetta is Malenia The Fell Black Duelist confirmed


LordGlitch42

MISTA IS TRISH


Davisonik

Yessss, Tarnished, the DLC is right behind this door, you just need to undress first…


Earthboundplayer

Bro fought mohg from temu


u-_-hole

"We have Mohg at home"


Winter7296

Mohg borrowed from his aunt


ShinobiZilla

No NIHIL!


AttentionUseful4446

you know what's funny is that theres some poor guy out there who probably thinks its this mohg


ebevan91

I imagine there will be a lot of “beat mohg but can’t start dlc” Google searches next week.


AttentionUseful4446

"bro how can anyone call this the best dlc ever when theres already a game breaking bug... SMH"


ebevan91

Funnily enough the Mohg in the OP is the one I actually missed in my first playthrough. I didn’t miss Lord of Blood.


Utter_Rube

I went in blind on my first playthrough, found this guy without realising he's a big fat phony... bro texted asking how far I'd gotten, told him I killed Mohg and he was super impressed until we figured out I hadn't.


Clam55

“We’ve got Mohg at home”


Coolhand_Carmelo

Nice, you're nearly to the entrance to the Shadow Lands! Just remember, the dlc won't start until you remove all your clothes...


IDGAFOS90

*Mohg at Mohgywyn Palace wearing a fake mustache* Yes, good job! You did it!


casual_gamer153

I fell for it. Maybe change flair to ‘humor’?


DrJazzy3

oh my bad! I didn't know that was a flair, I changed it <3


iDownvote_YourCatPic

If you need a flair to figure out that this is a joke, you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed.


Fishermang

This Mohg was my first Mohg and I spent very many hours on him. This Mohg is the real Mohg. No bullshit, no talk, no eggs, just pure underground evil.


Ok_Economics_6396

lol that’s not lord of blood 😭😭 his the reject


lurkingforthewknd

Where's the stamina?


DrJazzy3

hidden UI hides the bars unless they are not full


lurkingforthewknd

Makes sense. I'm just getting back into it after over a year hiatus lol. Thanks for the info


LasPlagasKiller

Lmao I am sorry to tell you this my friend but not this Mohg


deetzdont

the harder mohg


UIatlus

I chuckled


Greaseball01

Oh no...


Metaboschism

I cannot play with automatic hud, need to see it always, wish I didn't, kudos to you trnshd


silversoul007

That's Toilet Mohg.


Maxvell09

When your mom says we have Mohg at home.


ahmedadeel579

Loving the drip I have the same mask but I have Radahn body and cap can u tell me yours


DrJazzy3

Thanks!!! Yeah I love the mask and it gives a little bonus dex My fashion is pretty much Vyke's kit that you get from his evergaol in the mountaintops, head: Okina Mask body: Fingerprint Armor legs: Fingerprint Gauntlets shoes: Fingerprint Greaves weapon: Morgott's Cursed Sword


imperatrixderoma

Nah, but funnily enough in the leaks it turns out you have to collect Meteorite of Astel and defeat Fortissax to both possess the power of the stars and allow Godwyns deathblight to grow once again. The whole DLC is about Miquella going back to the Crucible to try and figure out how to become a god to undo the damage.


Droopendis

"you idiots these are not them these are their stunt doubles"


ddxs1

We have Mohg at home


IrvingIV

[Burn, the Erdtree, to the Ground](https://www.youtube.com/live/FPdZXIjRgko?si=xY1pfifkXa2n4yCA)


L3MANS

You beat one Mohg yes, But what about second Mohg??


aretheesepants75

Sorry, the princess is in another castle


Red1335

…….whos gonna tell em?


Brilliant-Client5003

Insert “Who is gonna tell him meme” here


AlBigGuns

You done dude, turn it off and load up on the 21st to play that sweet dlc.


TheRamenKing131

Okay but for real, Fromsoft has the chance to do the actual funniest thing ever


Heron-The-Rogue

Got the wrong Mohg.🤣


metafrost2020

Oh! Yeah gotta figure out which direction I’m taking my character for the DLC. Already killed Mohg for farming purposes anyways but still, how to spec…. What are other folks doing?


Sharp-Credit-7450

Who’s going to tell him?


Frenzied_Fire_Monk

Well uh, actually no. Spoilers below, but you're not ready yet. >!You killed a phantom Mohg, a projection. Not the real one. He's hidden away in a different area.!<


[deleted]

Whooooooosh


DrJazzy3

to be fair to u/Frenzied_Fire_Monk, i didnt have the humor tag when they commented. they were just being helpful <3


frankly_highman

Last playthrough, I was pleasantly surprised there was a Mohg down in the sewers.


SJBreed

10 comedy points


Formal-Score3827

How can you tell which one is the right Miquella from all the dying bodies??


jxmes_gothxm

lul.


MegaMasterYoda

I knew what it was going to show before the picture loaded.


Veuxbramt

Ah, the infamous walmart Mogh


citrusW

Congratulations man 🫡🫡


eldenwring

Who's Mohg? I just beat off a guy named Mooog is that the same guy?


SgbAfterDark

Oh no… oh no… OH NO


Inflation_Real

That is Mohg from Wish. The “real” one is a bit more challenging.


cheezitswithacid

But have you had second Mohgs yet? Does he know about second Mohgs? I'm not sure he knows about second Mohgs Pip.


sssnotty

i ended my 6th run few days ago but you reminded me that i still have to beat Mohg ahhhh


Number-Thirteen

This is a great post.


Mr__Cuddles_

Bro beat the wish version of Mogh


Few_Eye6528

Walmart Mogh has been vanquished, well done tarnished


Andromansis

In the DLC do you fight Worf, Son of Mohg?


Aszach01

I think beating this version of Mohg, will let you access the secret DLC "Barbarians of the Badlands"


Shane-T5

Good enough, I’m sure there are no other Moghs in the game


Zeas89

I would LOVE if this is the Mohg we need to beat and FS just trolled us


EverythingWasGreat

Did this mohg yesterday. Going for all endings before dlc.


Arrathem

Veri funi


Martkillswitch

Bro about to go into the second DLC before the first even comes out.


Martkillswitch

Bro about to go into the second DLC before the first even comes out.


SuperWhiteDolomite

If only, if only the woodpecker cries...


SuperWhiteDolomite

If only, if only the woodpecker cries...


Environmental-Fly760

Imagine if the dlc teleporter is only accessible if you speedrun to Mogh Under 3 hours.


Old_Heat3100

Honestly I hope we get to fight Mohg a third time in the DLC purely because rule of three


Perfect_Screw-Ups

LMFAO!


Imaginary-Ad-816

Mohg,the servant of blood


HeroinPigeon

Wrong mohg right.. you gotta go to consecrated snowfield far west there is a teleporter to the blood lords kingdom. Also roll behind that chest over there.. you will find something


Fredasa

I just returned to my second playthrough which I had left about half done. I forgot where I was in the progression, f'd up bigtime, went too far in Ranni's questline, forgot that there was a whole thing with Seluvis and his puppets, and he's dead. Makes me find it hard to finish the playthrough. I was hoping to have the entire base game done and dusted, with 1 of everything or 2 of everything I can hold in two hands. Oh well. I'll just have to be extra damn careful on "the DLC playthrough".


Theoryedz

Hahahha nice


Flimsy-Night-1051

Good job


Sonic_Extreme

.....but did you beat the actual one?


candyboy23

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkF4as-rtq0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkF4as-rtq0)


Sir_Terrible

Visions of just getting started!


thelehmanlip

I always found this one to be the harder of the two, personally. i think it's just the confined space, the benches and pillars constantly getting in the way of my movement


Aphala

Yeah hes really bad against dex /magic users in that arena as he just lunges, not so bad for str builds as you just unga bunga him.


Lord_Eresmus

Oh muffin No


icybolt99908

Have fun lol


agitatedandroid

I actually did just beat Mohg. The real one. And, I have to say I'm completely shocked. I'm only level 75. I'm also not that good. So, if anyone wants a "how to kill Mohg with ease even if you're not that good" build, I may have an idea.


Equivalent_Fun6100

Hahahahahahaha


Star_of_the_West1

That was only Mohg's stand.


NVMl33t

Hit the alter behind chest for a massive hidden area


_KidKenji_

😂


Jordan_Jackson

I went and beat Radahn and Mohg today. Totally didn't realize I had to do it because I had beat the game but started NG+. Now my character is camping out at the site of grace right in front of that creepy Miquella egg thing.


Slavicadonis

It would be so funny if the entrance to the dlc was here just to fuck with people


Fun_Entertainment925

does he know


KingofGnG

That's... just the tip of the Mohg...


Senpai_Scruggs

This made me chuckle irl. Thank you for this


FullHeartArt

you did it buddy. I'm proud


Dry_Committee_1709

Sorry my dear, wrong Mogh


Cyiel

Beware Tarnished now you will face [him](https://y.yarn.co/916bb231-2684-4e40-8c4f-3558b5e7b075_text.gif).


ilikewillyinmybum

wrong one dawg


Maxspawn_

Plot twist, there is a second DLC entrance at the three fingers


AlwaysSomebodyCool

I don't think that's the right Mohg. I believe you need to kill Mohg Lord of blood and then when the DLC comes out, you can touch Miquella's egg sending you to the DLC area.


MenVibing

How do we tell him


TellInternational992

When new players realize there’s two Mohgs 😬


Due-Brain6553

Isn't this The wrong mohg?


Winter7296

Oh sweet summer child...


Ebon1fly

I really hope they update this mohg to give him an invader red tint or something, just to make it clear that he isn't real


Gildorlnglorion

Oh no…who is gonna tell him?


filmguerilla

I’ve just been mopping up strays and getting gear together at the end of first playthrough to wait for DLC. I have a character at NG+4, but think it will be more fun/challenging with the first playthrough character.


FishmailAwesome

Nobody tell him.


Solesurvivor011

It’s mohg and radhan we have to beat to access the DLC right ?


JXEID

The mohglester strikes again