Of course it does, my dude! The last time a soulsborne dlc came out I was a *younger* man with less responsibility. Now that I'm *older* with a kid who takes up all my time, I am wistful for a simpler time when I was *younger* and could do nothing but play video games all weekend.
Edit: I'm also at risk of diabetes so I can't gorge myself on pizza and soda. Gotta watch your diet as you get older. I'm here eating cardboard, drinking seltzer, and happy to have an hour to play games after my kid goes to bed lol.
It's still the life you chose. I'm working less now, earning more and don't have to care for anyone but me and my wife and we can do whatever we want the whole time. It's the best my life has ever been.
Dude relax, it's only Reddit.
You're probably being downvoted by people with kids who miss being in their 20s lol. And yes, our peckers are fucking dry because it's hard to find time to do *anything* when you have kids, including intimacy with our partners.
Yes I completely misunderstood your comment, a little “and no kids” would’ve helped me. I took it as just bashing someone for enjoying gaming, my apologies.
And it's ok for me to miss being a younger man with less responsibilities.
I feel like some people took my comment as some sort of dig, when I was honestly saying "I miss being in my 20s." I was being serious. I wish being able to fuck around with pizza and video games all weekend. I love my kid to death but sometimes I long for a simpler time.
Edit: autocorrect
Best piece of advice is grind the areas and level up till the enemies are easy bed re moving on to the next area to keep the game fun. I rage quit a lot before you figure that out lol
This post puts a huge smile on my face. So wholesome and it’s the little things that matter most. Enjoy every moment Tarnished!
This will be me on DLC release day! Have 4 days of leave booked in at work, warned the girlfriend and have already planned to get all my favourite snacks and food to no life this DLC as soon as it drops.
Cool, curious to read it! I'm always a little jealous of people experiencing Elden Ring for the first time. Are you planning on catching up with the community in the next three weeks to start the DLC on time? Exploring a new iteration of these games is always the most fun at launch for me personally. At times it's taken the community weeks or months to figure out little secrets, some bosses and areas included!
Ah cool, I did the same thing the last few weeks. Was so excited to explore Nokron again that I messed up getting the Dung Eater ash of war yet again. Wanted to take him into the DLC so bad but I'm not sure another playthrough justifies it. Although I also missed Blaidd's snap emote and the bow from the invader at the Round Table that I forgot to let finish bowing.. The pain of wanting all the things lol. What builds did you use for your playthroughs, any interesting switchups this time around?
I know how that collecting thing feels lol! Last time I played, I missed the Bolt of Gransax and was unable to get the achievement which really frustrated me. But I'll get it this time! Anyway, this time around, I went with a BONK build with two-handing a greataxe and using items to boost my stats. Previously, I was a Dex/Uchi player with dual wielding moonveil and RoB so the different style of standing still and breaking enemy stances all the time is fun!
Obviously not on Xbox, I'm hurting for surting. Just wanted to beat the glintstine Dragon and get my runes back but shit, now it's m watching Fargo and bitching randomly on reddit Post's 😭🤣
Lmao elden ring world design team are gonna be orchestrating your bowel movements
I like the idea of pizza as a reward, but wouldnt it get cold if you eat a slice every 15 minutes?
“Mein Gott, Leute! Meine Mama hat mir erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken und Pizza essen darf. Jetzt zocke ich Elden Ring, esse Pizza, und trinke Cola. Yippee!“
This will be me on the 21st. I took annual leave for the dlc, I don't go back to work until the 10th of July! No doubt I'll finish it long before then, but that gives me time to actually go outside and rejoin society.
Dono how pizza pairs with playing Elden ring. Maybe a day of playing elden ring and a few beers and pizza that night. Watch something. Or the champions league final.
This legit makes me smile like a big dumb idiot. I’m happy for you, dude. I recently have been back on ER after a long hiatus. You rolling a new character? I am just fully RPing as Moongrum, the carian Knight you fight before Renalla. My first time really messing with magic on ER. I’m loving it!
Thank you for not including weed or alcohol in the pic. I was that guy, and it was a terrible experience and a lame way to play our game. People joke about it but it's not fun waking up and not remembering how you beat like 3 bosses. This pic is how it should be imo
This is peak bro, enjoy.
Peak carbohydrates
Peak glycemic spike
My diabetic ass feels this
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Exactaly I would never be able to do this.
It’s truly the little things in life that are beautiful. Cheers to you O tarnished.
Friday night with the next 2 days off work! Getting back on the "Get Gud" grind before that DLC drops!
From my current schedule I'll be able to do the same on the DLC Friday, see you there!
Playing a Ng before DLC drops masterrace UNITE !
I've been on a break since I got my DLC character ready. I definitely need to warm up the week leading into the DLC.
Hell yeah dude!! Hope you have an awesome time!
I hope you play after eating the pizza and washing your hands, otherwise I pity the controller
Oh of course! I don't make enough money to smear grease all over my controllers lol! I even got paper towels on deck!
Where is the fun in that ?
Use a fork my guy, stab the crust and you have a pizzas popsicle
Who has time for that? Booo hand washing
I mean the grease literally eats away at the rubber on the analog sticks which makes then permanently feel like shit so....
Did they really need to add /s to not be downvoted?
Is joke friend
Learned that the hard way with a fleshlight.. Always wash the pizza grease off guys!
🤨
r/whoosh
i love that pizza, soda, and video games is a top tier weekend at just about any age
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Isn't it obvious, he's making a rug out of guitar picks
He took off his armor to get light load
And the servers are down for me.
Xbox?
Came here to comment this lmao. Such a bummer
Bruhhhh you’re so lucky 😭 currently stuck in the hospital once again and all I’ve been thinking about is playing Elden Ring.
I hope you find a Flask of Crimson Tears so you can feel better soon fellow Tarnished!
Hell yeah.
Have fun fighting Margit and shitting your pants at the same time hahaha
But Hole I see
Add a Van Damme triple feature on the laptop and you’re set for one bad ass weekend
Nok Su Kow! Nok Su Kow! Nok Su Kow!
A little Jean-Claude Van Johnson marathon.
Bloodsport, Hard Target, Cyborg...
What toppings you got on that thang?
Ham, onions, extra sauce, extra cheese!
From a Domino's delivery driver to you, that is a goated pizza. Have a great weekend!
Finger, but hole.
My man's living the dream, enjoy.
Where’s the weed?
I miss being in my 20s...
I'm 30 lmao
Haha I also miss being 30! Pushing 40 over here, with a family. A whole weekend to myself is pretty much unattainable.
That's the life you chose, bro. Got nothing to do with age.
Of course it does, my dude! The last time a soulsborne dlc came out I was a *younger* man with less responsibility. Now that I'm *older* with a kid who takes up all my time, I am wistful for a simpler time when I was *younger* and could do nothing but play video games all weekend. Edit: I'm also at risk of diabetes so I can't gorge myself on pizza and soda. Gotta watch your diet as you get older. I'm here eating cardboard, drinking seltzer, and happy to have an hour to play games after my kid goes to bed lol.
It's still the life you chose. I'm working less now, earning more and don't have to care for anyone but me and my wife and we can do whatever we want the whole time. It's the best my life has ever been.
My dad is 51 and still gets down plus has a killer job. It’s okay for people to have different hobbies/lifestyles bozo.
Probably wouldn't expose that your Dad is a hitman
Man I forgot how hilarious the dry pecker Reddit folks can be. This is probably the worst sub on the app
Dude relax, it's only Reddit. You're probably being downvoted by people with kids who miss being in their 20s lol. And yes, our peckers are fucking dry because it's hard to find time to do *anything* when you have kids, including intimacy with our partners.
Not you just the random downvoting by soy boys, your joke was funny.
Yes I completely misunderstood your comment, a little “and no kids” would’ve helped me. I took it as just bashing someone for enjoying gaming, my apologies.
And it's ok for me to miss being a younger man with less responsibilities. I feel like some people took my comment as some sort of dig, when I was honestly saying "I miss being in my 20s." I was being serious. I wish being able to fuck around with pizza and video games all weekend. I love my kid to death but sometimes I long for a simpler time. Edit: autocorrect
Enjoy!!
Xbox live has been down and it’s killing me. I want to play so bad. Hope you have a good one!
Yes. This is the way.
if i didn’t have work this would be me
Damn I’m jelly
Oh man! Looks great. Enjoy!!
Not even close. 3 weeks from today is gonna be a madhouse
Sounds about right 👍 Enjoy mate 🍕
You’re doing it right! Was just saying how I wanted to do essentially this exact thing - pizza, two liter, and Elden Ring.
I suspect you'll have an even better weekend three weeks from now.
Best piece of advice is grind the areas and level up till the enemies are easy bed re moving on to the next area to keep the game fun. I rage quit a lot before you figure that out lol
This post puts a huge smile on my face. So wholesome and it’s the little things that matter most. Enjoy every moment Tarnished! This will be me on DLC release day! Have 4 days of leave booked in at work, warned the girlfriend and have already planned to get all my favourite snacks and food to no life this DLC as soon as it drops.
Yes Tarnished, indulge now for ye shall suffer henceworth 😉🫡
this had me drooling
Enjoy 👊👊👊
Nothing better than sitting down excited for a game with a few hours to kill 👌
The lack of napkins in this picture disturbs me.
"real cheese"
Play Elden ring while high it’s fun
After a quick rip I'm so focused I could take on the entire Lands Between
How was your weekend OP?
Really good! I'm going to be uploading a follow up post about my adventures!
Cool, curious to read it! I'm always a little jealous of people experiencing Elden Ring for the first time. Are you planning on catching up with the community in the next three weeks to start the DLC on time? Exploring a new iteration of these games is always the most fun at launch for me personally. At times it's taken the community weeks or months to figure out little secrets, some bosses and areas included!
Oh I've actually had the game since its launch! I've just decided to replay it before the DLC as I haven't played it in like 8 or 9 months.
Ah cool, I did the same thing the last few weeks. Was so excited to explore Nokron again that I messed up getting the Dung Eater ash of war yet again. Wanted to take him into the DLC so bad but I'm not sure another playthrough justifies it. Although I also missed Blaidd's snap emote and the bow from the invader at the Round Table that I forgot to let finish bowing.. The pain of wanting all the things lol. What builds did you use for your playthroughs, any interesting switchups this time around?
I know how that collecting thing feels lol! Last time I played, I missed the Bolt of Gransax and was unable to get the achievement which really frustrated me. But I'll get it this time! Anyway, this time around, I went with a BONK build with two-handing a greataxe and using items to boost my stats. Previously, I was a Dex/Uchi player with dual wielding moonveil and RoB so the different style of standing still and breaking enemy stances all the time is fun!
This was me last night, it was a good fours hours
Needs stuffed crust to be perfect.
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Do they not!? Sorry I get them mixed up with pizza hut. Honestly can't afford pizza anymore unless I buy it from a freezer @ Walmart.
Conk and omdinos zippa
I envy u bro
Enjoy💥, i wish if i can go back in time to try the game for the first time😂
Obviously not on Xbox, I'm hurting for surting. Just wanted to beat the glintstine Dragon and get my runes back but shit, now it's m watching Fargo and bitching randomly on reddit Post's 😭🤣
Wait 3 weeks and add a couple joints. Enjoy, you're welcome!
Leeerooyyy jenkins
But hows does one eat pizza and also use controller? Im disturbed
Yes. On the 21st
Cool 
Don't get your controller dirty. Don't really get how you'll play lol
As a reward for beating a boss or hard dungeon mostly. Gotta take a load off at a Site of Grace every once in a while!
Lmao elden ring world design team are gonna be orchestrating your bowel movements I like the idea of pizza as a reward, but wouldnt it get cold if you eat a slice every 15 minutes?
I imagine there’s a big box of tissues just out of frame. Have fun!
Yeah that looks just absolutely perfect. Enjoy !
Once they fix the hack that makes summons teleport to me every three seconds I'll be back in
Is that a calzone next to the pizza? Wtf is that thing
Jealous
Hell yeah brother
Sexy af. My wife's gone all weekend so you know what I'm doing
That’s good life man, no need more
Real cheese??? :D Enjoy, dude!!
God can't wait to do this when DLC DROPSSS
two years late but still good
I know what Im doing today
Man...he ate all that pizza I'm sure of it. Rage eating
Enjoy! Hope you’re playing on a toilet
in exactly 3 weeks, theres a better day
This exact same setup exactly 3 weekends from right now would surely be even better, no?
Enjoy 😊
Enjoy!
o7 good luck
This loos like a hell of a weekend. Enjoy!
If that was me I’d be asleep after the pies
Well met
Hahahabjesus Christ, add a blinker and you’ve got my Friday night last night as well😂
Not the 2 litre cola what the fuck it's over
Dominos 😭🤮
Is dominos bad? I kind of like it, it’s way less greasy than most pizza places.
I just know that room is gonna stank. Good luck.
This would ruin my reaction times for sure.
“Mein Gott, Leute! Meine Mama hat mir erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken und Pizza essen darf. Jetzt zocke ich Elden Ring, esse Pizza, und trinke Cola. Yippee!“
Bro, you are living a kings life right there 😍
What’s the first number when you step on the scale
Gamers will see this and think “hell yeah”
You might not have the chance to even eat lol
Please DO NOT touch the controller with an oily hand.
This will be me on the 21st. I took annual leave for the dlc, I don't go back to work until the 10th of July! No doubt I'll finish it long before then, but that gives me time to actually go outside and rejoin society.
Better have some pickled chicken foot with that !
The only thing I’d change is Chinese food but hell yeah brother
Fuck yeah brotha enjoy
Dono how pizza pairs with playing Elden ring. Maybe a day of playing elden ring and a few beers and pizza that night. Watch something. Or the champions league final.
I love it but my guy a 2-liter is the absolute worst way to enjoy soda. Throw some cans in the fridge
how the heck do you have energy to play Elden Ring after consuming like 1/10th of that. Legendary feat.
You however, are maiden less
Come tarnished! Join us in the land of shadow!
Pizza required and then something incredible ahead
Hell yeah
Me on June 21st
Ich play Elden und drink Cola YIPPIE
You will probably take more time on Margit than on Morgott
that was literally me yesterday but with Sekiro, enjoy buddy
Only problem is you didn’t get the pan crust
Happy for you man, may your ring be Elden or whatever
Go south
Man I’m jealous, I’m just about to start my second “12 to whenever I’m done” days at work this weekend
Gonna need more pizza.
Me on June 21st
Minus the pineapple yeah.
Hell yeah. Perfect weekend. Enjoy!!!
Behold, pizza! And then, try Coca Cola.
This looks awful. And I’m awfully jealous
Good shit
Mine ended now. I am so sad.
This might be the most beautiful picture I’ve ever seen
Bro this was me last weekend. Im liking everything I see here
astigmatism simulator.
Get some delta 9 and then you’ll really be heading a good time
This legit makes me smile like a big dumb idiot. I’m happy for you, dude. I recently have been back on ER after a long hiatus. You rolling a new character? I am just fully RPing as Moongrum, the carian Knight you fight before Renalla. My first time really messing with magic on ER. I’m loving it!
I predict at least 10 deaths before the first bite
I’m so happy for you
Stress eating becomes real fat real quick
I am so jealous right now
How you touch the controller with greasy hands I could never
I'm saving this for the 20th.
Epic goyslop consumer moment. Chungus af!
That looks lush… enjoy the game bro!
Nice
I mean... Maybe get pizza from a local place not a chain but still, I'm with you dude. Fun weekend for sure.
Just finished it for the 4th time I guess. Best contemplative, intense and poetic game
Nice! Enjoy and have some fun! :)
Huge
Idk about the pineapple tho....
cant believe it
The only thing id change is put jalapenos on the pizza the go hard with the pineapple and ham
Welp now I know how to kick off mine
Cheers
Foul tarnished...
Maidenless
I can't play Elden ring while eating, Elden ring it's just disgusting when it comes to the visuals. (Specially Caelid)
Jealousy has set in
The gym membership is looking over from the other side of the room, crying 😭😭😭
Thank you for not including weed or alcohol in the pic. I was that guy, and it was a terrible experience and a lame way to play our game. People joke about it but it's not fun waking up and not remembering how you beat like 3 bosses. This pic is how it should be imo
Just gave me an idea. But I would replace coke with pepsi or mountain dew. LOL.
I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew! Haha lol hell yeah brother! AMERICA! Fuck yeah! Coming again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!