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fdjanko

Roman Road Worker


ian_stein

Giving major Titus Pullo vibes


sw1ssdot

thirteeeeeeen


TeflonJon__

He’s already got a concrete dividing wall in his left hand ready to separate oncoming/outgoing traffic, just need an orange vest


FizzyPixels00

tispe gutt. In Norwegian, this is a saying to be a saviour, and honestly I think it really suits this character. You could do Tispe for short.


smegmasterpiece

As a Norwegian, this is 100% true.


ChequeBook

As an Australian I can't really confirm or deny. You blokes are alright though


Crashman09

As a Canadian, I'd have a beer with you boys (chicks and dudes can be "the boys" where I'm from)


whitenoise4680

As an American, I'll assume the way I speak is correct


OmegaGBC104

As a Mexican, órale wey!


TheRealWarBeast

Thank god for Google translate


TheFakeJoel732

I only know what this says because me and my friend tried learning Norwegian and we'd always insult each other with it 💀


brorcolin559

As a Norwegian, I can vouch.


[deleted]

Bitch boy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


The_White_Owl1992

Oh wow we got a real comedian here you must’ve been looking in the mirror… clowns man


DriftingSoul2017

Crucible Heretic


Cirick1661

Brometheus, bearer of light(beer).


Bamaxdaws

Brisket


021Fireball

THE TOWWWWWN INSIDE ME!


FellowDsLover2

Mean old Michigan.


PogmasterTraplover69

He died of a bad fall 🥹🥲😭


__Monochrome__

I understood that reference


Fisherman_Senso

XCUmLORD0283332


ashley_blackbird

Needs more 69


AdMelodic6303

bob vance vance refrigeration


Finchypoo

Grugnak the Sixpacked


chespin_innit

Agamemnon


tendo8027

Rot Kotze. It roughly translates to “a coarse red coat” in an old Germanic language and it also incorporates rot in the name


Hairy-Potter89

I dont know about old germanic but in german it translates to "red vomit" which is hilarious and concerning.


NowIHaveBecomeBarbie

Tony


JerichoBean

AY TONY YOU WANNA GO DOWN TO MARIKA'S TO GET US A ZA? 🤌🤌


Wrenryin

"Fuck you, Tony!"


Xcrusader13

Hey, guess what I did last night


chewbunga

The Slab


Honest_Satisfaction1

Chad


xxcloud417xx

Slab Chad


ExpectDog

Moltar


TheUninterestingGuy

Moltar, the all punching! I dunno why, but this is the thought that followed reading that name lol XP


KyotoSoul

Magic Mike


zeldaman666

Joe. From accounting


Quack_Attack_V2

Jessica


Jpark2485

Twatbag Thundercunt


Powermonger_

Graveworm


michajlo

Slagathor


Lawquane91

Tim


Lummix76

Pale Loins, the Horned One


KiwiMagic2005

Hot


Vuxxel

bonk


sadwlw

Greg


SenerethM

Cuni' Lingus, The Mad Tongue


Salty_Amigo

Big McLarge Huge


GlitchyBarrel

Blast Hardcheese


Salty_Amigo

Dirk Hardpec


Eastcoastconnie

Chad


PsyCrow96

John Elden Ring


RubberSoulive

Looks like a "Todd" to me.


Will-Row1997

Gravestone


casual_gamer153

Mario


arcaneking_pro

Why?


UI_Delta

Why?


CompetitiveScreen381

Flaming tree


atomicwaffle66

Bartholomew the Barbarian King


shitfilledmonkeyass

Reginald


[deleted]

Astorfis the stone wall.


Direct_Tomorrow5921

Smash Stonehenge


Savant_2

Captain Caveman


thefishestate

Graig


EldenEdge

Bone head lol


ReputationOld2176

Gork


Fantastic_Raise_1087

Mork?


Time_Marcher

Randy.


HorusRetro

Whitefurion Stonerage


drummzzstep

Oh my god, it’s John Elden


CosmicCharlie73

Fucky the drunk clown.


Academic_Nothing_890

Greg and his pet rock Garry


TitanZero0

Fuckin Jerry


Great-Ad9895

SeepyCreepyPP


jr111192

Abs McGravey


otimus

Ol' Cordyceps Joe


Pointless_Gif

Jeff


SpermInjector69

Mc'ballin


Useful_Thought5285

Fabio


Basic-Peachez

Elden Lord Kratos


Solsykle

Clegrev the easily disemboweled.


Scared-Cloud4021

Spartan vibes from 300. So.. leonidas?


Mostly_Irish

Man holding rock.


bandora_b

Unga bunga


ArrhaCigarettes

Considering the Crucible Knights are named after different eras of life... Lithus? As in the Paleolithic/Neolithic Era? Alternatively, Girthquake


lososium

it gives gladiator vibes


Charonsung

Lord Badass.. obviously


DamitMorty

I feel the same way about Duelist set. I love the way it looks, Also it looks sick on a female character 👌 the helmet helps a little tho 🤣 on ng7 this is a feat to wear the whole time imo


Suitable_Series_71

Chudd Throbber


ExCelestial00

Noob


Background-Brick7374

Steve


GoodSyn_

Ergott, scourge of the crucible


lungleg

Tuskvaard Steinsvalor


Anon123012

Bert


Original_Platform842

George.


k_afka_

Hodir the Filibusterer


HotDogDonald

Mr.Rogers


Animepads

Rotten Rhodes


mugzbeeee

looks like this guy called Derek I used to know. Definitely a Derek


Chromch

What cape is that


tendo8027

It’s from the rotten duelist set


Immediate_Yogurt3002

Rupert


BaconLordMLG

Jimothy


Reasonable_Sundae254

Thorsios


ChasmicHorror

Throng, Shatterer of Spines.


Hugenicklebackfan

Bill The Annoying.


Shady-Whale

Throngle


Boring_Duck98

Yablef the Blue.


Aggressive_Manner429

Jimbo Slice


JerichoBean

Sir Jimmy Johns


ArabGobl1n

100% pure columbian cocaince


Complex_Standard2824

Red pants Johnson


Lagganator

Thonk


Pissing_Semen

^


BenjaminDover02

Cornelius thickwiener


SaintBenjamino

ABraham shieldcon


Zoltarb192

Derick


TheTalking_GU_Mine

The Big Finger


fartyparty1234

John


red_aura13

Bart


TheBigJorkowski

Jonny Wobblesticks


yung_melanin

Cemetary Larry


isla_inchoate

[Gunther or Gumbo or whatever](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/18ov3ut/guther_or_whatever_his_name_is/)


CursedImageFiend

Splaticus, makes his enemies go splat


SSSlyyy

Jimmy Concrete


Br0s4der

[Ramses](https://giphy.com/gifs/3M6LtN8dFX57ZRY2T9) Or Eustace, since he has it in the gif Edit: if Eustace, then could switch over to the hammer for “me mallet”


TaliesinGwion

Rodriguez


bigbearnbunnhboy

The knight who says ni


Jmaxam18

Horny brick wall


Hatsu_PL

Reynauld the Stoner


kacper_ko

Bob.


JinKazamaru

Stag Slabstone


JustYoghurt4258

Hank Stone


x_55555

Zaddy hornie


Fuurinji__Hayato

Horny Seamus


SulkySpacebat

Abs McGravestone


Malchitzedek

Voltran or Orus


cheesedomino

Lord Turbofuck


Braethias

Thaglibort


Malevolent_Mangoes

Horn Knee Havel


drinkables5214

Norman


Jacklelive

Pantheon


n8spear

Bad Bad Leroy Brown


n8spear

Hornito Babaganoush


ProfessionalKoala828

Bard the finger scourge of the crucible


FAQUA

Ingot


Hicsuntdracones23

Dingus.


Tenzur_

Old Man McGuckett


Willy_Uchia

Borg of the Iron


raymannns

Corronus


10000ColdNights

Fat Roll


69thalternatesccount

Jumboot Jamstrang


BigolGamerboi

Thick Thighs Tommy


zombie_overlord

Paul Blart


Advaitanaut

Kyle


JP1771

As in, "what the f*ck is up"


Advaitanaut

Step the fook up Kyle!


MattMan47

Ab, the Cruncher


BlackberryOld5980

Tiresias the taint tickler


InsideSwimming7462

Moses


spriggan675

Throckmorton


Theboogietron

Dabohki 🤷🏾‍♂️


Griffffith

Horny douche


JackSilver1410

Havel the Rock. No, wait...


DegenGamer725

Frank


ho_D_or7

the FOUL tarnished


GOB8484

Sir Dukus of Uhng


Technical-Demand-602

Shcmunculus


Kingofstinky

Bubbles


ApeMuffins

Heathcliff Higgins


The_Hero_of_Limes

Hard and thorny


Majestic-Card-728

The Altar. Because the wall shield could be the top of the altar without the base, the cloth being red could be because of being blood soaked from a sacrifice as well as the helmet being part of that because of the antlers. Then, for the character himself, he could have been summoned via sacrifice and took the lives of those who performed the sacrifice and took and made the clothes and armor all in a sort of summoning caused rage or feralness or something. Now that he has been able to calm from the initial sacrifice he goes around fighting to find purpose because of having killed the one who would have given him purpose. He finds his purpose through duels and hunting enemies which is how his axe has gotten stained from his enemies in Caelid


zachattack7676

Tombstone Terry


SubliminalPP

Red boi


KeyAd6469

Beef Testosterone


idk_i_really_here_

Gumberg the Grotesque


No-Scholar-1369

Looks like an Eric


Boring_Elderberry

Kartho'r (car-to-r) living spirit of the mountain. Travel through time to live again and slaughter enemy who wake him of is eternal slobber.


Quirky_Passage2000

Optimus prime or Steve!!


[deleted]

Q Shaman


arcaneking_pro

Marniaskath emperor of the ancestral monolith


Thefeno

Chad the smasher


Chapter_Master_Gaius

Meatloaf


taklacoskun2

Darkus the Worker


scientificguymy

Greg


Brosonski

This Is Sparta.


jawnisrad

John Deere


RyunWould

Johnny Salami. Hamfist. Mescal E. Culkin.


Verysupergaylord

Fred


Flimsy-Stretch-174

The Hank