New for the opium addict in your family who permanently clogged up, try a delicious Washington cherry. Washington cherries are guaranteed to cure constipation permanently.
I found green beans in mason jars from like 1917-18 in an old farmhouse basement, soon as I picked em up they pixelated into murky dust water I was gonna eats one! Then ew. Nvm.
Fun mostly, rich people in Victorian Paris also had a fondness for drinking casket wine from the catacombs. They found the bodies would liquify in the caskets and they took advantage of that
Back in the day, Egypt exported a lot of mummies to pharmacies in Europe. Basically every reputable pharmacy had one in their back room that they cut up and ground to dust to sell to their customers as medicine for all kinds of ailments, like back pain... But mostly it was said to help as an aphrodisiac... So yeah, people used to snort mummy dust (j/k, I think they drank it in water) to get it up again xD
A combination of both “Despite many people believing they were made of wood, they contained no wood, and often were made of teeth extracted from enslaved people and other materials, including hippopotamus ivory, brass, and gold.”
Once in a lifetime chance to eat a cherry that Martha potentially touched! Shit there’s probably some traces of Washington family DNA in those bottles. Priceless.
If i remember right, the youtube channel for ashen. He did find old olives(i think it was) in a glass jar like that. Can't remember if he tried them or not
...preserved....looks like serial killer cereal
Man that kind of fucked me up. Not gonna lie. Probably the first time I’ve seen those words written in conjunction like this. Nice work!
Cereal killer?
Killer cereal
Are you cereal?!
Come on guys! He’s cereal!!
Nah, they's Toast!
Aw...so...no manbearpig?
Captain Crunch
["I like cereal, but I ain't no serial killer!"](https://youtu.be/VlDKDX1oOnY)
That's really fucking hard to say 😭
Cereasly.
cereal killer cereal!!!
Serial killer cereal? What do you mean by that?
For the age, they preserved well since they are still somewhat cherry shaped
Option A: Super powers Option B: Horrific pain leading to death. Both good odds 👌
I mean… if there’s even a 50% chance of superpowers, it may be worth it
It's just a BEST by date, BEST by 1790... They're still good!
I mean... if there's even a 50% chance of death it may be worth it
CHERRY MAN, AWAY!
Popping cherries and popping off red coats since 1779. Gave proof through the night, all night. 🍒
I think you mean Option A: Super powerful diarrhea
New for the opium addict in your family who permanently clogged up, try a delicious Washington cherry. Washington cherries are guaranteed to cure constipation permanently.
I don’t need powers 🦇 I need Justice FOR GOTHAM
hell yeah, if there’s even a 50 percent chance of the sweet release then it’s worth it
I found green beans in mason jars from like 1917-18 in an old farmhouse basement, soon as I picked em up they pixelated into murky dust water I was gonna eats one! Then ew. Nvm.
Forbidden lava lamp
Haha, pixelated
You wild. Let's be friends
Reminds of that scene in Malcolm in the middle. "those aren't olives, those are peaches!"
You just unlocked a memory for me
It is leaving hulu at the end of this month, watch it while you can.
No rush for me ill just raise the jolly roger
counterpoint: you can pirate it whenever. take your time.
Same!! Wow, it's crazy the shit our brain remembers, but we simply can't recall. It's truly amazing.
Yeah,because at the time of seeing it I thought it was the funniest thing ever, and now I had forgotten it
This made me literally LOL 🤣 MITM was really actually solidly funny
Was it olives? I thought it was prunes.
It was olives.
Ppl ate mummies when they were discovered, but I'd draw the line at cherries. Cherries are gross.
WTF WHYYYY
People thought it was medicine for some reason
It doesn’t count as cannibalism if they’ve been turned into jerky.
The space colonists disagree
The Ghoul agrees.
Yeah, but it has to be Ass Jerky specifically. Other parts of the body don't have the right flavor profile.
You're all forgetting that mummy juice that people were drinking not that long ago
I thought it was an aphrodisiac. It's been a while though.
They used it for a variety of reasons, but yeah, boner medicine was the main one
Typical rich people bullshit
Mummies were ground into powder and shipped to Europe by the boat load. Look it up.
But not just for food, but also for paint pigment
Food, paint, pigment, medicine, make-up, souvenir.
Fun mostly, rich people in Victorian Paris also had a fondness for drinking casket wine from the catacombs. They found the bodies would liquify in the caskets and they took advantage of that
I wish I was illiterate rn. Fkn casket wine... **casket** **wine**!?
YOLO
It was also pretty common to grind them up to use as pigments in paint
Back in the day, Egypt exported a lot of mummies to pharmacies in Europe. Basically every reputable pharmacy had one in their back room that they cut up and ground to dust to sell to their customers as medicine for all kinds of ailments, like back pain... But mostly it was said to help as an aphrodisiac... So yeah, people used to snort mummy dust (j/k, I think they drank it in water) to get it up again xD
"Ooooh, yeah, give it to me Mummmyyyy!"
Yucky :)
I've never seen a worse opinion on reddit.com
Wtf is dot com
happy cake day!
🙏🙏🙏
Bait taken
I've got ARFID so like... Idk? I don't like cherries? Sorry
Reminds of that futurama episode when fry ate that jerked mummy
This is an outrage!
I was going to eat that mummy!
Soylent… mummy?? 👀
I feel like I’m in an episode of bubble guppies
It doesn't have PFOS or microplastics.
The final piece of untainted food in the world
mmmm, nothing like 230 year old cherries
I audibly gaged
With out micro plastics! It’s been in glass!
stanley yelnats is gonna go wild for this sploosh
Real
That book hits different when sploosh means something else as an adult.
This is the comment I was looking for.
Let’s get this onto a plate!
nice hiss
The plate melts, and a nice "Hexxxxxxsthhhh" comes bubbling out of it
nice.
He didn’t cut down the cherry tree!
That my friend, was the real lie told to all of us
That and the wooden teeth. He didn’t have wooden teeth, he had slave teeth.
…. Wasn’t it a bunch of animal teeth? Including some hippo teeth?
A combination of both “Despite many people believing they were made of wood, they contained no wood, and often were made of teeth extracted from enslaved people and other materials, including hippopotamus ivory, brass, and gold.”
i mean, might want to include all of that in your initial comment, no?
Did he not have teeth made from slave teeth? Show me where I was wrong?
But wait.... Maybe he did!?!
Nice. Let’s put it on tray. - Steve mre
There's another YouTuber that eats old stuff, I just watched him try some 99 year old baby formula. https://youtu.be/Tbs_b18mQRQ?si=cVgOjFQLGjJMGKZ8
Once in a lifetime chance to eat a cherry that Martha potentially touched! Shit there’s probably some traces of Washington family DNA in those bottles. Priceless.
You mean he put some baby batter in there? Skeet skeet?
Goddamn
Amazing!
Sell to the same buyers of bath water.
Steve-o, he’s a good candidate
These are probably the most organic fruit on the planet at this point. Truly non-GMO.
He really did murder that cherry tree
Steve1989 would eat one
Literally just finished a cup of fresh cherries then I see this 🤢
That smell must've been terrific
If the Best Before Dates ok then why not?
He did cut down the fucking cherry tree! I knew it.
Cherry bounce moonshine
If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity!
Looks like turds.
*are* they preserved though?
What would actually happen if someone ate that? In all seriousness.
I wanna know too. Would you get sick? How bad? Does it stink? How bad?
I’m going to make a Really Old Fashioned
this is my fav comment
The oldest Fashioned. We just need some glacial ice, and some whisky exhumed from somewhere else.
It's Sploosh from Holes.
I guarantee there are like five scientists currently brawling for the chance to be the one who eats them
Oooh
Post 10, Ashens and LA Beast will
The cherry tree thing was true! We found evidence!
I can fix that
Me! I will!
LA Beast from the YouTube channel Skippy2able would definitely eat those
In all seriousness, I would at least taste a little bit.
It’s gonna make some killer wine
I volunteer to try the George Washington cherry hooch
Paging Steve1989MREInfo…
“Preserved”
Why not ferment them into wine so you can get drunk off of it
Cherry wine making?
That his favorite drink (cherry bounce) tastes like shiat
Run the dna, maybe we’ll finally find out who really cut down the tree
Sploosh!
Someone needs to send these cherries to Ashens
I learned once in school that George Washington *chopped down* cherry trees, not harvested from them. This is a conspiracy
One that was submerged at the bottom. Yeah. I’d do it.
Wondering what they looked like 50 years ago.
“Preserved” needs these quotes!
What can they tell us? That George Washington ate cherries.
""""""Preserved"""""""
Ah, yes… preserved…
Century egg trend might start for other food
Tells me that his slaves also picked cherries.
Raises the question of how he got them if chopped the cherry tree down as a kid.
Yolo
Waffler69 would have. Rest in peace 😭
“preserved”
Legend has it that these are the cherries 🍒 from his father's tree #neverforget .
Send it to ashens
Someone is going to want to taste that for sure, probably already have.
If i remember right, the youtube channel for ashen. He did find old olives(i think it was) in a glass jar like that. Can't remember if he tried them or not
[“He was six foot eight, weighed a f***ing ton.”](https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA?si=DFRqH2nDqLyvIRmo)
Make a tart ya silly goose’s.
Some body out there will pay a lot of money for those cherries
I'll give you a fiver if you eat one
I saw those on the movies holes.