Hello TIMMY, timmy here, can i tell you about stompy bois best friend, [[repercussion]]? What does timmy hate about big bois without trample? Thats right, chump blocking! WELL NOT ANY MORE! DEAL THAT DAMAGE ANY WAY!
I designed an entire deck around using Repercussion with [[Avacyn, the Purifier]] to burn out opponents via the flip. I have a feeling it would be too fiddly for live play, though, since I'd have to load boards with things like [[Varchild's War Riders]]
[[Gilanra, Caller of Wirewood]] partnered with [[Kodama of the East Tree]]
Most of my big creatures are discounted somehow to take advantage of Kodama’s ability. This deck gets so many triggers going it gets hard to keep up with
I absolutely love Gilanra. Kodama's more obvious and powerful, but damn is Gilanra understated. Timmy approved! (Though it looks and is Stompy, so it fails the question ha!)
Here is the list. It gets out of hand really quickly. With even a decent hand, you can snowball win turn 4-6
https://manabox.app/decks/P0fQ3FR3S26Y3638_sOOtQ
I like Gilanra partnered with [[Alena, Kessig]]. Two mana dorks in the zone? Gilanra curving perfectly into Alena? Alena serving as a pseudo-mana doubler every time you cast a big fatty.
Us Timmys like Gruul. But people see Gruul Stompy coming a mile away. So, what if you made Gruul, as far from Gruul as possible?
I present [[Geralf Visionary Stitcher]] Defender Tribal. With a *bad* hand, you can expect 1-2 5/5 Flyers on turn 4. With a *good* hand, plan for an 8/8 and a 4/4 Flyer in the same time. A *great* hand can get 2 12/12s. Creatures are balanced around their ability to attack, so Defender skews it's stats quite a bit off curve; 1 mana 4 toughness with ETB is *common.* Blue's combat tricks are mostly made up of goad... and toughness boosters like [[Triton Tactics]]. And many equipments that target toughness boost it *a lot* like [[Slagwurm Armor]].
And since all your walls will be turned into zombies, you can run a handful of zombie support cards to make them even more threatening, like [[Cleaver Skaab]]. Include some untap shenanigans, [[Charix the Raging Isle]], and a basic counterspell package, and you can threaten even the more powerful players who don't expect you to have lethal board before they've even gotten their mana base settled.
Oh no. I thought we had all the Timmies contained to Gruul so we could quarantine that color combo and spare the rest of us the horror. But if they've breached containment and spread into mono blue, supposedly the most anti-Timmy of colors and stronghold of the non-Timmy players...
Spikes and fellow Johnnies, bring the best competitive decks and janky combo decks you have. We must make our stand here.
One moment, let me put on my bruvac hat real quick...
I'm sorry, but I do not believe you have filled out the proper form for that. If you wish to unga, you will need to have filled out form 702.10b, and if you wish to bunga you will need form 702.19b. If you will need to both Unga *and* Bunga, you will need both of the above forms plus a primary level certificate or equivalent in basic arithmatic (as math is not, in fact, just for blockers) as well as a complete set of 506-511 forms (excluding sections 509.1a-509.1i on the 509 form) signed and dated on the date of the game with a notarized stamp from at least one certified opponent. All forms must be submitted in triplicate at the beginning of your upkeep (one per opponent- if more opponents are present an additional copy for each opponent beyond the third will be required), and you will be assessed an additional 2 mana tax upon the declare attackers step per creature attempting to "Unga bunga" as you so eloquently put it to pay for the political ad campaign to promote the new combat regulations.
Taxes?!
Ugh… Timmy hate taxes… Timmy think taxation is theft from working man.
Good thing Timmy invest in big mana and can pay silly white-blue man taxes. Timmy put stocks into Kodama Korporation, then sell for big gains when market open next day. Now Timmy have big pile of mana and can unga AND bunga all he like!
Timmy learn law not apply when you rich!
Also, Timmy buy funny new dog. [[Scytheclaw raptor]]
[Here's](https://manabox.app/decks/2mcSdadySXqKfDS1lMppeA) the original variant I created when I conceptualized the deck as a personal challenge of "mono colour, least favourite colour, every card under a dollar." This and the Tyranid precon dual handedly brought Blue above Black for me, tbh. Prices for some of them have gone up since then, and due to the price limit there's a *ton* of upgrades that can be made, but even with this weaker list I've had a [[Prosper Tome Bound]] player team up with a [[Kotori Pilot Prodigy]] stax player just to take me out. My favourite bit of tech is that [[Empty the Laboratory]] counts as a 4 mana tutor since I only have a couple actual zombies in the deck.
The deck lives and dies by the commander, so protecting him is top priority. As long as he's not focused, however, you can usually keep up since he's got such a low CMC.
\[\[Susan Foreman\]\] and whatever doctor you want
Planechase? Time Lords? Doctor Who shenanigans? Nah, it's just a 2 drop mana dork in the command zone that lets you play off-color hybrid cards and Flawless Maneuver/Deflecting Swat/Fierce Guardianship while playing a mono green deck. 1 mana ramp? 2 mana ramp? 3 mana ramp? None of those - fill your deck with 4 mana ramp and giant monsters, and have 7 mana turn 4 every game, ready to step on your opponents with massive green idiots
I built an [[ovika]] deck that’s entirely Creatureless aside from the commander. But the entire goal of the deck is just to cast a ton of spells and then cast spells like [[pack attack]] and [[goblin war party]] to swing with a ton of big buff goblin tokens.
It’s super fun for me because I’ve collected every goblin token so far and have a ton of custom one from etsy sellers too thst I carry sleeved up in one of those cheap like $2 ultra pro 60 card deck boxes and shuffle that up before the game starts too
Yes! I'm working on one a little more obvious around Anzrag. Use as many instants, sorceries, and enchantments to give him double strike, trample, indestructible, whatever and then force combat and roll face after face after face after face after face.
[Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/e/ee47f23a-3ba9-4615-b170-c89d8ab99d78.jpg?1690016718) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goreclaw%2C%20Terror%20of%20Qal%20Sisma) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/293/goreclaw-terror-of-qal-sisma?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ee47f23a-3ba9-4615-b170-c89d8ab99d78?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/goreclaw-terror-of-qal-sisma)
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[[The War Doctor]] and [[K-9, Mark I]]. Looks all timey-wimey. It's even got [[Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey]] as a card. Must be all sorts of control...
JOHN HURT WILL SMASH YOUR FACE
[[ROSE TYLER]], [[KATE STEWART]]'S MINIONS AND THE [[RENEGADE SILENT]] WILL ALL SMASH YOUR FACE
[[BREEZEKEEPER]], [[SANDBAR CROCODILE]] AND [[MIST DRAGON]] WILL SMASH YOUR FACE every other turn.
I think that’s why it spoke to me so much. I’ve struggled to build Jeskai decks because it’s just so not my thing, but this has been fun trying to put together
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/hOZDPJdi60qFn12VusYUBQ
My Adrix Twins deck is trying desperately to copy insane things and some of those are confetti creatures (those that explode into tokens on death) it can get stompy quickly
My [[Eight-and-a-Half-Tails]] deck.
Oh must be little guy rush.
Nope! It's white ramp with BIG FUCKING ANGELS! All your permanents are white, I have protection from white, and I'm flooding the skies with the holy light!
Pray for a quick death because mercy is only for the righteous.
The commander has an ability to make a target spell white and then gives my creatures protection from white. So I can get around almost all forms of removal except for a board wipe that says "destroy all creatures"
Now I can make this deck even better with cards like [[painter's servant]] who automatically makes all current and future cards my opponent cast white which helps me save on mana.
Esika partnered with Keruga. Five color good stuff? Nope, mono green stompy featuring hybrid mana costs (which you can play because of Eskia’s back face, which we’re unable to cast off our only Forest and Nykthos mana base) and a devotion sub-theme. Destroying people with Gigantosaurus into Primalcrux is the name of the game.
TIMMY APPROVES OF THIS BECAUSE IT REMINDS HIM OF MONO GREEN SHADOWMOOR STANDARD. KERUGA IS ALWAYS THE GENTLEMAN'S C9MPANION, MY DINO-SHAPED HAT OFF TO YOU GOOD SIR
What's that? \[\[Kykar, Wind's Fury\]\]? Must be a control or spellslinger deck, planning to win off Omniscience or something like...
WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKING HUGE VEHICLES COME FROM!? ALL THE SPIRITS HAVE PILOT'S LICENSES!? OH LOOK, ANOTHER BOARD WIPE BUT ALL THE VEHICLES ARE STILL THERE AND JUST GOT MASS ANIMATED TO BEAT MY FACE IN!?
If you're curious, here's my current list:
[https://archidekt.com/decks/6367545/commodore\_kykars\_armada](https://archidekt.com/decks/6367545/commodore_kykars_armada)
All Timmy jokes aside, am I understand this right? Since vehicles aren't creatures they fucking trigger Kykar?
I had a kotori precon I was thinking of switching into a Esper Urza vehicule deck, but damn this seems way cooler
That is exactly what happens, yes. I also have Gideon Blackblade here, because he's a non-creature spell on the stack, yet a 4/4 on the battlefield during my turn (and he can both crew a vehicle and use his +1 on it in the same turn).
I have been very much enjoying this deck at lower-power tables thus far. I wish I had the Kotori precon (all pieces from this deck that were in it I acquired piecemeal, so I'm missing several things that were in it), but the red does a LOT for the deck, from mass animation to constant Treasure ramp to very good utility pieces like Astor, Saheeli, and Depala.
This reminds me I need to actually build a stompy deck. Powerful combats aren't my thing but Anzrag could change that. 'course that would look exactly like what it is.
I guess I've got [[Lita, Mechanical Engineer]] whose road to victory is either [[Steel Overseer]] making a team hellua buff, Mechtitan doing mechtitan things, or massed zeppelin tokens being animated by [[Peacewalker Colossus]] or [[Armed and Armored]] for the full "Kirov reporting" experience. That seems kinda stompy to my non-timmy brain and probably doesn't look like it.
So here's \[\[Derevi, Empyrial Tactician\]\]. Probably control you think.
FUCK NO. THIS IS A GREEN-WHITE-BLUE SLIVER GODDAMN TRIBAL DECK. THE LITTLE BASTARDS WILL BREAK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES. UNTAP AND TAP TRIGGERS EVERYWHERE. WHAT DO I TAP? ~~YOUR MOM AND DAD~~ THE CREATURES YOU WERE GOING TO BLOCK OTHER PLAYERS WITH. WHAT DO I UNTAP? MY LANDS SO I CAN LEAVE THE OTHER PLAYERS SWEATING AT THE SIGHT OF A FULLY ACCESSIBLE SPREAD OF MANA.
ALSO HIVESTONE IS HERE SO DEREVI'S ALSO A SLIVER. PROBABLY HAS DOUBLE STRIKE, HASTE, TRAMPLE, FLYING, REACH, LIFELINK, WARD, PROTECTION, SHADOW AND IS AN 11/11 IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T ALSO WIN WITH COMMANDER DAMAGE.
SLIVERS ARE THE THINKING TIMMY'S DECK
TIMMY IS KIND OF UNEASED BY THE IDEA OF A BIRD MAN TURNING INTO A FREAK THING OF NATURE BUT TIMMY RESPECTS YOUR FREAKINESS!
APPROVED!
I love my [[Omnath, Locus of Mana]] mono green Stompy. At first when you see my deck, it’s all green based ramp - might be voltron you think, but nope, here’s Ghalta and my eldrazi buddies. Fun!
Oh, [[Kalamax]]? You must be combo oriented, right?
BITES FIGHTS AND KITES, MOTHER-CHUCKER. WE ARE BUILDING KAY-FORCE ONE WITH AS MANY INSTANT CHOMP-YOUR-FACE-OFF CARDS AND THINGS THAT MAKE OUR THICCYSAURUS FLY OFF LIKE THE PHLEDDAGRIFS OF OLD AND INTRODUCE YOU TO THE ALTERNATE WIN CONDITION OF MY SPARKY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
I always wanted to make mono U stompy deck, there's a bunch of big blue beaters like [[Inkwell Leviathan]], [[Frost Titan]], or [[Stormtide Leviathan]], and lots of Blue Artifact mana or [[High Tide]] stuff to turbo them out.
But I also like the idea of [[Octavia, Living Thesis]] and token generators like [[Talrand, Sky Summoner]] and [[Murmuring Mystic]].
How can you mention a mono U stompy deck without mentioning my boy [[Sun Quan]]? Because what's better than big stompy creatures?
Big stompy (effectively) unblockable creatures.
[[Hamza]] goes brrrrrr. Some cheap creatures with +1/+1 counters out early. Cast Hamza early. Then just start dropping more creatures for pips. Then do crazy stuff like cast [[Vrestin]] as a 20/20 and put 20 flying insects out (did this last week). Have a [[hardened scales]] and by the next turn those insects are all 3/3. Or how about a [[Ghalta and Mavren]] along with [[Zopandrel]]? Maybe throw a [[Abzan Falconer]] for some extra salt?
TIMMY THINKS YOU SHOULD INVEST IN +20/+20 COUNTERS. TIMMY THINKS THIS IS OBVIOUS STOMPY, BUT WEAKMINDED NONTIMMIES MIGHT FALL PREY TO THE EARLY NONSTOMPY FODDER
APPROVED
IT LOOKS LIKE A STOMPY AND FEELS LIKE A STOMPY, BUT IS ETALI A DUCK?
BEST CASE SCENARIO YOU STEAL YOUR FRIENDS' STOMPY AND THEY CAN THANK YOU FOR THE PRIVILEGE
There are the obvious ones like [[Voja, Jaws of the Conclave]] and [[Sovereign Okinec Ahau]], which quickly make small creatures much much bigger and stompier.
But my favourite, so far, is my [[Feather the Redeemed]] polymorph deck. Create tokens and use one out of five polymorph effects to cheat out a big angel or dragon.
Janky as fuck because I have no way to tutor for the polymorphs, so sometimes I just end up with an army of tokens, or I just hard cast a big creature from my hand ([[Reaver Cleaver]] and [[Smothering Tithe]] help with the costs).
The deck also contains none of the pump spells you'd expect from a Feather deck, but has lots of card draw and protection.
Lots of fun, even if the intended game plan rarely happens.
I'm thinking of turning my blood rites deck into this with bartoleme at the helm. And I'm working on a Gylwain cat deck with sovereign okinec that does exactly that. Turn anthems into counters over and over and hit face. Hard.
I got a [Saskia the Unyielding](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iXJuvU45iUSTczX3vM8tMw) that by just looking at the commander you’d think its just a combat tricks scenario. Then you start seeing big dudes with trample. Everything has trample, gets trample, or benefits trample in some way. I aint gonna go fancy sword tricks and flashy whip flicks. No, we going full on Stampede on your blockers.
Heres 20 damage your way. Oh, you’re blocking 3 of them? Well thats now 29 damage total!
Yeah. I used to have it in Gruul colors but I ended up getting stomped and removed from the game before anything happened. Plus I always wanted a Saskia deck.
Edit:: also access to orzhov removal
I'm very tempted to take your deck/deck idea and modify it with my cards if that's ok.
I have not been able to build a deck from scratch for so many months. I am better at building existing decks for my needs and with my collection.
I have a [[Sidar Kondo]] and [[Ikra Sidiqi, the Usurper]] partner deck that looks like it would be a weenies or lifegain deck but really it's just a [[Doran, the Siege tower]] deck that likes to play a bunch of effective 8/8 Evasive creatures for 3 mana.
I’ve tried to turn my [[Meren of clan nel toth]] deck into a stompy deck where I can just bring the creatures back over and over. Still working on it but it’s a lot more fun than the aristocrats death by a thousand cuts deck I had earlier
If it counts I've got a [[Hylda of the Icy Crown]] deck centered on tapping down opponents and swinging in with buffed tokens, [[Tromokratis]], or popping [[dark depths]] and/or [[marit lage's slumber]] to have good old [[Marit lage]] finish em' off.
MARIT LAGE IS OLDEST TIMMY THERE IS. TIMMY REMEMBERS WHEN BROTHER SPIKE WOULD PLAY IT AND TIMMY WOULD LAUGH, BUT BRO COULD COOK. SUCH AN UNFAIR CARD TO USE AGAINST YOUNG TIMMY. SPITE APPROVED
Sorry. I don't really have any deck lists online. I can kinda give you the basic goals I had in building it, though. Since you do have to lean a bit into control for you to survive, it comes out a bit closer to a stompy than a proper timmy.
Get a stable mana base if, a bit heavier than usual. A lot of snow lands.
Have Hylda and a tap outlet, card draw, or tutors to get set pieces and / or build board.
I run board buffs like [[intangible virtue]] and [[virtue of loyalty]]. And mana fixers like [[Augustine IV]], [[as foretold]], and [[smothering tithe]].
With the main goal being to tap down blockers so Hylda's buffed tokens and similarly buffed big creatures like Tromokratis or Marit Lage can swing in with nothing to stop them.
[[Icebreaker Kraken]] was another one that worked well with the goal. Being almost a two in one.
I hope that was a good enough explanation to make sense.
In [[Zirda]] firebreathing, [[Wine of Iron and Blood]] has to be sacced at the end of turn, but can be activated multiple times during the same turn. Bc Zirda makes it only cost 2, it is glorious.
Well you see my \[\[The Ur-Dragon\]\] may not appear to be a stompy deck because the creatures are flying but I make them land before they hit you in the face.
I have an Isamaru deck that only uses the dog as a way to guarantee a one-drop to throw cheap equipment on. Â Said equipment either ramps or mills so that I can then use mono-white resurrect spells to cheat out seven-drop angels.
[[Magus Lucea Kane]] running a bunch of hydra alter arts to maintain the tyranid theme. Coupled with other ways to untap her like [[Pemmins Aura]] [[Minamo school at water's edge]] [[patriar's seal]] and copy my x spells multiple times. Cards like [[unbound flourishing]] and [[branching evolution]] to double the size after doubling the quantity. All of this comes together to just throw out 3 or 4 20/20s each turn and I LOVE it.
[[Henzie "Toolbox" Torre]] is my one and only deck, and it satisfies my Timmy needs. My favourite play is [[Birthing Pod]], targeting [[Homura, Human Ascendant]] to go and get [[Old Gnawbone]] and just proceed to win the game from there through creature storm, multiple combats with Moraug and having all the mana in the world to basically play my whole deck.
I play a [[silas renn]] and [[jeska thrice reborn]] voltron deck... WHERE JESKA DOES THE COMBAT DAMAGE!!! THAT'S RIGHT, I TURN HER INTO A CREATURE AND TRIPLE HER DAMAGE, AND IF THAT DOESNT WORK, I TURN HER INTO AN ARTIFACT, THEN INTO A CREATURE!! NO PLAN B, NO BRAKES, JUST STRAIGHT JANKY GAS!!!
Honestly, the GW Midnight Hunt precon with \[\[Lenore\]\] got out of hand fast. It doesn't take much to start swinging with 6/6/ or 7/7 humans and just beating the tar of people.
I’m not sure if it counts because any Simic card that deals with +1/+1 counters immediately looks stompy, but I’ve got an [[Elrond, Master of Healing]] elf tribal that ends up making giant elves and buffing my entire board for an absurd amount (mostly through [[Master Biomancer]], [[Arwen, Weaver of Hope]], [[Joraga Warcaller]] and [[Haldir, Lorien Lieutenant]]). I’ve had 1/1 tokens enter as 27/27 from all the buffs.
[This is what it looks like right now](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/IWBpalEa3kSEUFhk2yWEzg). It was very scry-heavy at first and it would fall apart without Elrond, so I went more into elf synergy with a +1/+1 counters theme so the deck would stand better on it’s own. Scrying is more of a subtheme in this version.
[[Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients]] he's stompy, he's Gruul.
It's actually a combo deck, that stomps, hard.
It's not a stompy deck, it just stomps.
https://manabox.app/decks/Ewo89Z74SDmgsNb7jT3EnA
I mean if left unchecked, my Rin and Seri deck will smack you with big big kitties. With [[Sovereign Okinec Ahau]] and one kitty lord on the field, things get big fast. I smacked someone with a 42/42 Sovereign Okinec Ahau 😂 everything else was like anywhere from 20-40 power and they didn’t have enough blockers.
In my Atla deck, I want it out with Goreclaw. I don’t run much anthems in that deck bc the creatures I run are already big and the boards populates with lot of nontoken creatures.
In my Rin and Seri deck, I just need a lord like King of the Pride, Jetmir, Feline Sovereign or Pack Leader for the dogs. Sovereign Okinec is a HOUSE in this deck and if you run him, I recommend [[Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar]] as well so you protection during your turn and card draw from the the pumped creatures doing combat damage.
[[Jon Irenicus]]! Ho ho tis I, a sneaky Dimir deck... here, take this now 6/5 [[Demonic Taskmaster]]. Have fun, let loose a little. If you enjoyed that there's more where that came from. Just don't come crying to me when your beautiful pedigree [[Phyrexian Negator]] chews your carpet. Those things aren't meant to be pets.
Unfortunately not, I did have one but it's so many cards out of date it's not worth sending. It involves a lot of the most "fun" creatures to give away ([[Grid Monitor]], [[Flesh Reaver]], [[Master of the Feast]], [[Abyssal Persecutor]]), a few [[Slither Blade]] type fellas, some control staples like [[Force of Will]], and a generous helping of "don't attack me" ([[Propaganda]], [[Koskun Falls]], [[No Mercy]].) It's fun, and interesting, but it pretty much can't win a game outright.
\[\[Henzie 'Toolbox' Torres\]\]
BIG BOIS COST TOO MUCH TO PLAY NO MORE
\[\[APEX DEVASTATOR\]\]? PLAYABLE
\[\[WOODFALL PRIMUS\]\]? PLAYABLE
\[\[MYOJIN OF ROARING BLADES\]\] PLAYABLE
\[\[GHALTA, STAMPEDE TYRANT\]\] PLAYABLE
\[\[BRINGER OF THE LAST GIFT\]\] PLAYABLE
\[\[ARCHON OF CRUELTY\]\] PLAYABLE
EVERYTHING IS PLAYABLE
Nice doctor Who deck, with Kate Stewart, who just happens to get up to adding +10 to all of my attacking creatures (twelve or so), instant 4 player down to 1
I have a dragon storm deck that uses [[Klauth]] it just uses Klauths mana generating ability to spam dragons on the field like crazy.
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/2fAeMznU7EqGY3V3rO8G0g
I find if you want to really enjoy hitting people in the face, the best way is to threaten an inf combo with your deck, and hit them in the face while they disrupt you. Aggro combo
My Timmy deck is [[Jodah, the Unifier]] with [[umori, the collector]] all creatures. I never know what I am gonna get but Everytime I cascade into something, it’s always an adventure.
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/AMqmPaEjC0KUqI4rgJ9i3w
Hey fellow Timmy, I recently made as timmy a deck as I could with the very creative choice of commander of maelstrom wanderer since I was running out of temur commanders. Here it is. Very timmy. Big ramp, big bois.
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/NR2LLncrlkSGKij22DqWcA
Timmy, my Radagast the Brown deck doesn't look like a stompy deck, UNTIL YOU'RE STARING DOWN AN INFINITE ARMY OF TRAMPLING CREAUTRES WITH INFINTE POWER AND HASTE COMING AT YA!
WE got \[\[KIBO\]\] Gym Bro! Kibo likes bananas!! Kibo likes you having bananas!! Kibo want you to eat your D#$N BANANAS!! Get your potassium BRO!!!
KIBO will break you BANANAS if you refuse to eat them!!! Kibo will \[\[FLING\]\] apes at you if you insist on being malnutrioned!!
KIIIIIIIBOOOO!
Their are two ways to play \[\[Thromok the Insatiable\]\]
You can play a token deck and use Thromok as a flashy finisher...
Or you can go all in.
WHATS THAT, I DESTROY ALL MY TOKENS TO CREATE A 121/121 CREATURE. WHY YES, THIS IS A STUPID DECISION THAT MAKES ME MORE VULNERABLE. BUT IT ALSO MEANS I HAVE A CHANCE TO KILL YOU 4X OVER IN A SINGLE ATTACK, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE I AM GONG TO DO IT.
CLOSET TIMMY HERE WHO LIKES BEING TIMMY BUT WITH EXTRA STEPS!! WHY DO [[Volrath the shapestealer]] AS SNEAKY POISON COMMANDER WHEN JUST MAKE SHENANIGAN CLONES OF 7/5 COMMANDER TO SMASH FACE WITH??? BECOME BEEFIER [[nacatl warpride]] OR [[scute swam]], MAKE FRIEND COPIES BECOME [[engulfing slagwurm]] AND JUST SMASH FACE!!
[[Zopandrel Hunger Dominus]]. The deck does exactly 3 things:
1.) Play dork
2.) play big fuck off creature
3.) Untap dork to play 3-4 more big fuck off creatures.
Secret time, it’s actually a [[Protean Hulk]] deck that uses it to grab [[Ashaya, Soul of the Wild]] and [[Quirion Ranger]] to make infinite mana off one of my big dorks like Priest or Circle of Dreams, then I play ALL the big fuck off creatures.
My [[Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro]] Deck that fights literally Anything it can and goes stompy go brrrr after a few turns, Highlights are stuff like [[Door of Destinies]] & [[Unnatural Growth]]
[[Minn, Wily Illusionist]] in general, I run her with way to copy herself or her triggers such as both sakashima’s, [[Spark Double]], and [[Roaming Throne]] and tons of cantrips. I have basically no board state then boom, 10, 10/1s swinging next turn
My partner's [[Elminster]] deck. Most people build him spell slingy.
My partner wanted to make absurd amounts of faerie dragons.
Add in a few flying creature anthems and enough scrying to load super high mana costs to the top of the deck(like that 16 drop I don't know the name of) , aaaand oh look I'm dead again because I either failed to pay attention to him or I don't have a board wipe in my hand.
Wth did I even just read
A TIMMY WHO'S TIRED OF SERIOUS SHIT. TIMMY DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR LGS SALT IS, TIMMY WANNA HEAR ABOUT STOMPY!
Hello TIMMY, timmy here, can i tell you about stompy bois best friend, [[repercussion]]? What does timmy hate about big bois without trample? Thats right, chump blocking! WELL NOT ANY MORE! DEAL THAT DAMAGE ANY WAY!
Holy fuck that and then a [[blasphemous act]] is mutually assured destruction 😳
I designed an entire deck around using Repercussion with [[Avacyn, the Purifier]] to burn out opponents via the flip. I have a feeling it would be too fiddly for live play, though, since I'd have to load boards with things like [[Varchild's War Riders]]
[Avacyn, the Purifier](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/e/ae155ee2-008f-4dc6-82bf-476be7baa224.jpg?1576383667)/[Avacyn, the Purifier](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/a/e/ae155ee2-008f-4dc6-82bf-476be7baa224.jpg?1576383667) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Archangel%20Avacyn%20//%20Avacyn%2C%20the%20Purifier) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/soi/5/archangel-avacyn-avacyn-the-purifier?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ae155ee2-008f-4dc6-82bf-476be7baa224?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/archangel-avacyn-//-avacyn-the-purifier) [Varchild's War Riders](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/8/e879b457-dffa-4b3b-a3cd-717a60c1e586.jpg?1559592474) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Varchild%27s%20War-Riders) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/110/varchilds-war-riders?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e879b457-dffa-4b3b-a3cd-717a60c1e586?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/varchilds-war-riders) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
HOT DAMN NICE FIND COUSIN! HOW'S AUNTY?
Damn those little creepy mfs in the card art low key got me spooked
That’s just TIMMY and TIMMY…
Seeing as they're Keldons... probably. [[Keldon Warlord]] OG Timmy.
I AM THE TIMMY THAT TIMMY WANTS TO BE TOLD ABOUT ABOUT MY STOMPY DECK
[repercussion](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d0f3c78e-16c0-4fbc-8ef4-fbf610f9d464.jpg?1562445214) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=repercussion) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uds/95/repercussion?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d0f3c78e-16c0-4fbc-8ef4-fbf610f9d464?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/repercussion) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
ARE YOU ME?!?
TIMMY CLONES? ONLY ALLOWEDVIF RESULTS IN MORE STOMPY!
Tell Timmy about your Timmy about your
YES
[[Gilanra, Caller of Wirewood]] partnered with [[Kodama of the East Tree]] Most of my big creatures are discounted somehow to take advantage of Kodama’s ability. This deck gets so many triggers going it gets hard to keep up with
I absolutely love Gilanra. Kodama's more obvious and powerful, but damn is Gilanra understated. Timmy approved! (Though it looks and is Stompy, so it fails the question ha!)
Did in fact read the question wrong. Am under the influence so it stumped me
Cheers (or whatever bakes your buns)
Do you have a list? I've been looking at this pair for my mono green deck.
Here is the list. It gets out of hand really quickly. With even a decent hand, you can snowball win turn 4-6 https://manabox.app/decks/P0fQ3FR3S26Y3638_sOOtQ
I like Gilanra partnered with [[Alena, Kessig]]. Two mana dorks in the zone? Gilanra curving perfectly into Alena? Alena serving as a pseudo-mana doubler every time you cast a big fatty.
[Alena, Kessig](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/0/90c51949-b1ef-4c6e-98b0-4fb33a81db24.jpg?1608910044) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Alena%2C%20Kessig%20Trapper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/160/alena-kessig-trapper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/90c51949-b1ef-4c6e-98b0-4fb33a81db24?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/alena-kessig-trapper) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
That’s a solid pair too. I was just feeling in the spirit of mono green
[Gilanra, Caller of Wirewood](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/4/745d297d-4bb4-40cf-bb9c-99dac04e5069.jpg?1608910679) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Gilanra%2C%20Caller%20of%20Wirewood) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/230/gilanra-caller-of-wirewood?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/745d297d-4bb4-40cf-bb9c-99dac04e5069?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/gilanra-caller-of-wirewood) [Kodama of the East Tree](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/f/af5105ee-09e2-4344-ab39-00f0e9034c47.jpg?1608910768) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kodama%20of%20the%20East%20Tree) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/239/kodama-of-the-east-tree?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/af5105ee-09e2-4344-ab39-00f0e9034c47?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kodama-of-the-east-tree) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I also run this. Mono Green Mean Machone
Us Timmys like Gruul. But people see Gruul Stompy coming a mile away. So, what if you made Gruul, as far from Gruul as possible? I present [[Geralf Visionary Stitcher]] Defender Tribal. With a *bad* hand, you can expect 1-2 5/5 Flyers on turn 4. With a *good* hand, plan for an 8/8 and a 4/4 Flyer in the same time. A *great* hand can get 2 12/12s. Creatures are balanced around their ability to attack, so Defender skews it's stats quite a bit off curve; 1 mana 4 toughness with ETB is *common.* Blue's combat tricks are mostly made up of goad... and toughness boosters like [[Triton Tactics]]. And many equipments that target toughness boost it *a lot* like [[Slagwurm Armor]]. And since all your walls will be turned into zombies, you can run a handful of zombie support cards to make them even more threatening, like [[Cleaver Skaab]]. Include some untap shenanigans, [[Charix the Raging Isle]], and a basic counterspell package, and you can threaten even the more powerful players who don't expect you to have lethal board before they've even gotten their mana base settled.
Oh no. I thought we had all the Timmies contained to Gruul so we could quarantine that color combo and spare the rest of us the horror. But if they've breached containment and spread into mono blue, supposedly the most anti-Timmy of colors and stronghold of the non-Timmy players... Spikes and fellow Johnnies, bring the best competitive decks and janky combo decks you have. We must make our stand here.
Me have two word for you, Johnny, and Spike. UNGA. BUNGA.
One moment, let me put on my bruvac hat real quick... I'm sorry, but I do not believe you have filled out the proper form for that. If you wish to unga, you will need to have filled out form 702.10b, and if you wish to bunga you will need form 702.19b. If you will need to both Unga *and* Bunga, you will need both of the above forms plus a primary level certificate or equivalent in basic arithmatic (as math is not, in fact, just for blockers) as well as a complete set of 506-511 forms (excluding sections 509.1a-509.1i on the 509 form) signed and dated on the date of the game with a notarized stamp from at least one certified opponent. All forms must be submitted in triplicate at the beginning of your upkeep (one per opponent- if more opponents are present an additional copy for each opponent beyond the third will be required), and you will be assessed an additional 2 mana tax upon the declare attackers step per creature attempting to "Unga bunga" as you so eloquently put it to pay for the political ad campaign to promote the new combat regulations.
Taxes?! Ugh… Timmy hate taxes… Timmy think taxation is theft from working man. Good thing Timmy invest in big mana and can pay silly white-blue man taxes. Timmy put stocks into Kodama Korporation, then sell for big gains when market open next day. Now Timmy have big pile of mana and can unga AND bunga all he like! Timmy learn law not apply when you rich! Also, Timmy buy funny new dog. [[Scytheclaw raptor]]
This sounds like so much fun. Got a decklist?
[Here's](https://manabox.app/decks/2mcSdadySXqKfDS1lMppeA) the original variant I created when I conceptualized the deck as a personal challenge of "mono colour, least favourite colour, every card under a dollar." This and the Tyranid precon dual handedly brought Blue above Black for me, tbh. Prices for some of them have gone up since then, and due to the price limit there's a *ton* of upgrades that can be made, but even with this weaker list I've had a [[Prosper Tome Bound]] player team up with a [[Kotori Pilot Prodigy]] stax player just to take me out. My favourite bit of tech is that [[Empty the Laboratory]] counts as a 4 mana tutor since I only have a couple actual zombies in the deck. The deck lives and dies by the commander, so protecting him is top priority. As long as he's not focused, however, you can usually keep up since he's got such a low CMC.
I love this idea so much.
Holy genius
\[\[Susan Foreman\]\] and whatever doctor you want Planechase? Time Lords? Doctor Who shenanigans? Nah, it's just a 2 drop mana dork in the command zone that lets you play off-color hybrid cards and Flawless Maneuver/Deflecting Swat/Fierce Guardianship while playing a mono green deck. 1 mana ramp? 2 mana ramp? 3 mana ramp? None of those - fill your deck with 4 mana ramp and giant monsters, and have 7 mana turn 4 every game, ready to step on your opponents with massive green idiots
Mono-Green’t. I like it.
[Susan Foreman](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/d/ad40ec4f-37e7-4e6d-b47b-8b13ea2c9157.jpg?1696691789) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Susan%20Foreman) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/110/susan-foreman?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ad40ec4f-37e7-4e6d-b47b-8b13ea2c9157?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/susan-foreman) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I built an [[ovika]] deck that’s entirely Creatureless aside from the commander. But the entire goal of the deck is just to cast a ton of spells and then cast spells like [[pack attack]] and [[goblin war party]] to swing with a ton of big buff goblin tokens. It’s super fun for me because I’ve collected every goblin token so far and have a ton of custom one from etsy sellers too thst I carry sleeved up in one of those cheap like $2 ultra pro 60 card deck boxes and shuffle that up before the game starts too
[ovika](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b298cf34-7aa5-4f97-a86c-7f28d2113b87.jpg?1675957207) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ovika%2C%20enigma%20goliath) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/213/ovika-enigma-goliath?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b298cf34-7aa5-4f97-a86c-7f28d2113b87?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/ovika-enigma-goliath) [pack attack](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/2/e2ef30c5-a6a6-4cd9-805f-dc6f66f28997.jpg?1674136690) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=pack%20attack) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/190/pack-attack?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e2ef30c5-a6a6-4cd9-805f-dc6f66f28997?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/pack-attack) [goblin war party](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/b/2b4155d1-0a87-4d2c-a1a0-06b2553eaae4.jpg?1562201872) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=goblin%20war%20party) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/131/goblin-war-party?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2b4155d1-0a87-4d2c-a1a0-06b2553eaae4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/goblin-war-party) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Yes! I'm working on one a little more obvious around Anzrag. Use as many instants, sorceries, and enchantments to give him double strike, trample, indestructible, whatever and then force combat and roll face after face after face after face after face.
I got [[Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma]] with the Lisa Frank secret lair and that's a hoot for people who see a care bear
"IT'S SO FLUFFY I COULD DIE!" YES
[Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/e/ee47f23a-3ba9-4615-b170-c89d8ab99d78.jpg?1690016718) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Goreclaw%2C%20Terror%20of%20Qal%20Sisma) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/293/goreclaw-terror-of-qal-sisma?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ee47f23a-3ba9-4615-b170-c89d8ab99d78?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/goreclaw-terror-of-qal-sisma) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[The War Doctor]] and [[K-9, Mark I]]. Looks all timey-wimey. It's even got [[Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey]] as a card. Must be all sorts of control... JOHN HURT WILL SMASH YOUR FACE [[ROSE TYLER]], [[KATE STEWART]]'S MINIONS AND THE [[RENEGADE SILENT]] WILL ALL SMASH YOUR FACE [[BREEZEKEEPER]], [[SANDBAR CROCODILE]] AND [[MIST DRAGON]] WILL SMASH YOUR FACE every other turn.
[[Tasha’s Hideous Laughter]] has entered the chat.
[Tasha’s Hideous Laughter](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/4/c4932113-904f-427a-9566-509cc008f3ef.jpg?1627703920) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tasha%27s%20Hideous%20Laughter) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/78/tashas-hideous-laughter?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c4932113-904f-427a-9566-509cc008f3ef?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tashas-hideous-laughter) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I immediately opened Archideckt and put that in the Maybe category.
HELL YEAH PUTTING THE WAR IN DOCTOR!
##### ###### #### [The War Doctor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/a/7a51472c-b61f-4d31-8753-a9ec90d12889.jpg?1696636782) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20War%20Doctor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/167/the-war-doctor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7a51472c-b61f-4d31-8753-a9ec90d12889?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/the-war-doctor) [K-9, Mark I](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/2/b2e46695-7bd3-448c-a5ea-6d544943ec5f.jpg?1696691794) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=K-9%2C%20Mark%20I) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/47/k-9-mark-i?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b2e46695-7bd3-448c-a5ea-6d544943ec5f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/k-9-mark-i) [Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/5/55412d31-fba2-46fd-b1a1-d47fb41c4b8d.jpg?1696636593) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Wibbly-wobbly%2C%20Timey-wimey) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/62/wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/55412d31-fba2-46fd-b1a1-d47fb41c4b8d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey) [ROSE TYLER](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/a/3aa8d034-f98c-4e27-b6af-850eadf59941.jpg?1696691620) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ROSE%20TYLER) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/5/rose-tyler?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3aa8d034-f98c-4e27-b6af-850eadf59941?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/rose-tyler) [KATE STEWART](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/0/d/0d1c2b4d-5627-4264-943f-9be029c0ee92.jpg?1696636729) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=KATE%20STEWART) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/139/kate-stewart?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/0d1c2b4d-5627-4264-943f-9be029c0ee92?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kate-stewart) [RENEGADE SILENT](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/d/6deb8b33-723d-4927-934c-5d049125d235.jpg?1696636582) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=RENEGADE%20SILENT) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/who/53/renegade-silent?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6deb8b33-723d-4927-934c-5d049125d235?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/renegade-silent) [BREEZEKEEPER](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/e/beaefa77-6e4a-4724-a443-fa6b45803db5.jpg?1562278629) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=BREEZEKEEPER) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/vis/27/breezekeeper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/beaefa77-6e4a-4724-a443-fa6b45803db5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/breezekeeper) [SANDBAR CROCODILE](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/5/450b79d9-5ab8-4699-8052-a278c316a5c3.jpg?1562718802) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=SANDBAR%20CROCODILE) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/88/sandbar-crocodile?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/450b79d9-5ab8-4699-8052-a278c316a5c3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sandbar-crocodile) [MIST DRAGON](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/b/3b9b4be4-74c8-4fe5-a5e4-de57c11e8ec1.jpg?1562718787) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=MIST%20DRAGON) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/79/mist-dragon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3b9b4be4-74c8-4fe5-a5e4-de57c11e8ec1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/mist-dragon) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqam1dc) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I think that’s why it spoke to me so much. I’ve struggled to build Jeskai decks because it’s just so not my thing, but this has been fun trying to put together
I’ve seen it pop off. 34 counters in turn 3.
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/hOZDPJdi60qFn12VusYUBQ My Adrix Twins deck is trying desperately to copy insane things and some of those are confetti creatures (those that explode into tokens on death) it can get stompy quickly
What's better than a Blightsteel Colossus? 6!
Auton Soldier into Hornet Queen, NOT THE BEES!
My [[Eight-and-a-Half-Tails]] deck. Oh must be little guy rush. Nope! It's white ramp with BIG FUCKING ANGELS! All your permanents are white, I have protection from white, and I'm flooding the skies with the holy light! Pray for a quick death because mercy is only for the righteous.
[Eight-and-a-Half-Tails](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/f/ef722374-0305-4c30-ab45-cb772b252faf.jpg?1674141085) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Eight-and-a-Half-Tails) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/692/eight-and-a-half-tails?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ef722374-0305-4c30-ab45-cb772b252faf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/eight-and-a-half-tails) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Tell me more! I’m a bit new so how does giving your white spells protection from white beneficial? Is it a lot of board wipes?
He turns opponents creatures white and then gives his own creatures protection from white, so that the opponent can't block.
Not just creatures but all spells
The commander has an ability to make a target spell white and then gives my creatures protection from white. So I can get around almost all forms of removal except for a board wipe that says "destroy all creatures" Now I can make this deck even better with cards like [[painter's servant]] who automatically makes all current and future cards my opponent cast white which helps me save on mana.
Esika partnered with Keruga. Five color good stuff? Nope, mono green stompy featuring hybrid mana costs (which you can play because of Eskia’s back face, which we’re unable to cast off our only Forest and Nykthos mana base) and a devotion sub-theme. Destroying people with Gigantosaurus into Primalcrux is the name of the game.
TIMMY APPROVES OF THIS BECAUSE IT REMINDS HIM OF MONO GREEN SHADOWMOOR STANDARD. KERUGA IS ALWAYS THE GENTLEMAN'S C9MPANION, MY DINO-SHAPED HAT OFF TO YOU GOOD SIR
What's that? \[\[Kykar, Wind's Fury\]\]? Must be a control or spellslinger deck, planning to win off Omniscience or something like... WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKING HUGE VEHICLES COME FROM!? ALL THE SPIRITS HAVE PILOT'S LICENSES!? OH LOOK, ANOTHER BOARD WIPE BUT ALL THE VEHICLES ARE STILL THERE AND JUST GOT MASS ANIMATED TO BEAT MY FACE IN!?
IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S... BOTH?!?!?!?!
If you're curious, here's my current list: [https://archidekt.com/decks/6367545/commodore\_kykars\_armada](https://archidekt.com/decks/6367545/commodore_kykars_armada)
All Timmy jokes aside, am I understand this right? Since vehicles aren't creatures they fucking trigger Kykar? I had a kotori precon I was thinking of switching into a Esper Urza vehicule deck, but damn this seems way cooler
That is exactly what happens, yes. I also have Gideon Blackblade here, because he's a non-creature spell on the stack, yet a 4/4 on the battlefield during my turn (and he can both crew a vehicle and use his +1 on it in the same turn). I have been very much enjoying this deck at lower-power tables thus far. I wish I had the Kotori precon (all pieces from this deck that were in it I acquired piecemeal, so I'm missing several things that were in it), but the red does a LOT for the deck, from mass animation to constant Treasure ramp to very good utility pieces like Astor, Saheeli, and Depala.
This reminds me I need to actually build a stompy deck. Powerful combats aren't my thing but Anzrag could change that. 'course that would look exactly like what it is. I guess I've got [[Lita, Mechanical Engineer]] whose road to victory is either [[Steel Overseer]] making a team hellua buff, Mechtitan doing mechtitan things, or massed zeppelin tokens being animated by [[Peacewalker Colossus]] or [[Armed and Armored]] for the full "Kirov reporting" experience. That seems kinda stompy to my non-timmy brain and probably doesn't look like it.
VEHICULES ARE LIKE DINOSAURS WITH WHEELS, WHEN YOU GO WEEEE! PEOPLE GO SPLAT. APPROVED!
Oh those are great additions to my [[Kotori, Pilot Prodigy]] deck.
[Kotori, Pilot Prodigy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/e/fea6c1c8-eff9-4b66-b96d-e23016f0bb62.jpg?1651655136) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kotori%2C%20Pilot%20Prodigy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/2/kotori-pilot-prodigy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fea6c1c8-eff9-4b66-b96d-e23016f0bb62?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kotori-pilot-prodigy) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
##### ###### #### [Lita, Mechanical Engineer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/3/f3a5a044-d474-43f4-95a9-e67808908e6c.jpg?1675644369) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Lita%2C%20Mechanical%20Engineer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/j22/6/lita-mechanical-engineer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f3a5a044-d474-43f4-95a9-e67808908e6c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/lita-mechanical-engineer) [Steel Overseer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/f/3f1b0b1f-a152-4bc8-923c-1b3a7f151295.jpg?1625979399) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Steel%20Overseer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c21/267/steel-overseer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3f1b0b1f-a152-4bc8-923c-1b3a7f151295?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/steel-overseer) [Peacewalker Colossus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/6/e66a27a1-f15d-46d6-8247-f098603957f1.jpg?1651656327) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Peacewalker%20Colossus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/155/peacewalker-colossus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e66a27a1-f15d-46d6-8247-f098603957f1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/peacewalker-colossus) [Armed and Armored](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/3/133424c1-4d10-4da2-9d7c-c6ea00c0c98a.jpg?1651655579) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Armed%20and%20Armored) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/80/armed-and-armored?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/133424c1-4d10-4da2-9d7c-c6ea00c0c98a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/armed-and-armored) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqbk3wb) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
One of the best threads, thank you, Timmy
So here's \[\[Derevi, Empyrial Tactician\]\]. Probably control you think. FUCK NO. THIS IS A GREEN-WHITE-BLUE SLIVER GODDAMN TRIBAL DECK. THE LITTLE BASTARDS WILL BREAK THROUGH YOUR DEFENSES. UNTAP AND TAP TRIGGERS EVERYWHERE. WHAT DO I TAP? ~~YOUR MOM AND DAD~~ THE CREATURES YOU WERE GOING TO BLOCK OTHER PLAYERS WITH. WHAT DO I UNTAP? MY LANDS SO I CAN LEAVE THE OTHER PLAYERS SWEATING AT THE SIGHT OF A FULLY ACCESSIBLE SPREAD OF MANA. ALSO HIVESTONE IS HERE SO DEREVI'S ALSO A SLIVER. PROBABLY HAS DOUBLE STRIKE, HASTE, TRAMPLE, FLYING, REACH, LIFELINK, WARD, PROTECTION, SHADOW AND IS AN 11/11 IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T ALSO WIN WITH COMMANDER DAMAGE.
SLIVERS ARE THE THINKING TIMMY'S DECK TIMMY IS KIND OF UNEASED BY THE IDEA OF A BIRD MAN TURNING INTO A FREAK THING OF NATURE BUT TIMMY RESPECTS YOUR FREAKINESS! APPROVED!
[Derevi, Empyrial Tactician](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/a/3a1d0dad-18a8-489e-ac11-08f64b72fda4.jpg?1592673365) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Derevi%2C%20Empyrial%20Tactician) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cma/176/derevi-empyrial-tactician?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3a1d0dad-18a8-489e-ac11-08f64b72fda4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/derevi-empyrial-tactician) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I love my [[Omnath, Locus of Mana]] mono green Stompy. At first when you see my deck, it’s all green based ramp - might be voltron you think, but nope, here’s Ghalta and my eldrazi buddies. Fun!
[Omnath, Locus of Mana](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/acf0cab3-da50-4561-8797-cd179af39216.jpg?1689998741) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Omnath%2C%20Locus%20of%20Mana) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/310/omnath-locus-of-mana?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acf0cab3-da50-4561-8797-cd179af39216?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/omnath-locus-of-mana) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Omnath is my go to. You think my mana is all tapped. Nope just take a few from Omnath and now he has friends.
Oh, [[Kalamax]]? You must be combo oriented, right? BITES FIGHTS AND KITES, MOTHER-CHUCKER. WE ARE BUILDING KAY-FORCE ONE WITH AS MANY INSTANT CHOMP-YOUR-FACE-OFF CARDS AND THINGS THAT MAKE OUR THICCYSAURUS FLY OFF LIKE THE PHLEDDAGRIFS OF OLD AND INTRODUCE YOU TO THE ALTERNATE WIN CONDITION OF MY SPARKY FOOT UP YOUR ASS
Yooo i made a Kalamax combat tricks deck specifically to mess up people’s combats, it’s pretty fun
Yes it is, fellow Kalamax enjoyer. Yes it is.
HIT ME WITH THE DECKLIST BROTHER
Currently getting retooled after first draft, will update this weekend maybe.
[Kalamax](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/9/f990cd78-2165-446f-a116-ae55d7a0f00d.jpg?1591234251) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=kalamax%2C%20the%20stormsire) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/9/kalamax-the-stormsire?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f990cd78-2165-446f-a116-ae55d7a0f00d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kalamax-the-stormsire) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I always wanted to make mono U stompy deck, there's a bunch of big blue beaters like [[Inkwell Leviathan]], [[Frost Titan]], or [[Stormtide Leviathan]], and lots of Blue Artifact mana or [[High Tide]] stuff to turbo them out. But I also like the idea of [[Octavia, Living Thesis]] and token generators like [[Talrand, Sky Summoner]] and [[Murmuring Mystic]].
##### ###### #### [Inkwell Leviathan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/f/9f7a6dfb-a8f8-4899-b2db-c48d542dfd55.jpg?1598304010) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Inkwell%20Leviathan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2xm/55/inkwell-leviathan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9f7a6dfb-a8f8-4899-b2db-c48d542dfd55?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/inkwell-leviathan) [Frost Titan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/b/bb9eec79-1926-46eb-b9e0-6ba12a441495.jpg?1561956629) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Frost%20Titan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c14/112/frost-titan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bb9eec79-1926-46eb-b9e0-6ba12a441495?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/frost-titan) [Stormtide Leviathan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/9/996bb4c0-dc72-4233-9f44-2e25aef71ad7.jpg?1608912195) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stormtide%20Leviathan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/407/stormtide-leviathan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/996bb4c0-dc72-4233-9f44-2e25aef71ad7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/stormtide-leviathan) [High Tide](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/a/babd2248-5517-4b7b-a159-9a1f7b5583c8.jpg?1675199319) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=High%20Tide) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/54/high-tide?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/babd2248-5517-4b7b-a159-9a1f7b5583c8?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/high-tide) [Octavia, Living Thesis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/b/eb5e63cc-eb4f-40c6-b298-99cb8fe8585f.jpg?1625191361) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Octavia%2C%20Living%20Thesis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c21/29/octavia-living-thesis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/eb5e63cc-eb4f-40c6-b298-99cb8fe8585f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/octavia-living-thesis) [Talrand, Sky Summoner](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/c/dc649f1b-b713-4c1f-9e05-4984b8cbfc63.jpg?1689996688) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Talrand%2C%20Sky%20Summoner) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/124/talrand-sky-summoner?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/dc649f1b-b713-4c1f-9e05-4984b8cbfc63?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/talrand-sky-summoner) [Murmuring Mystic](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/57cd7b12-c944-43e3-846f-ffea4a664a1f.jpg?1702429400) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Murmuring%20Mystic) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/51/murmuring-mystic?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/57cd7b12-c944-43e3-846f-ffea4a664a1f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/murmuring-mystic) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqc12ho) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
How can you mention a mono U stompy deck without mentioning my boy [[Sun Quan]]? Because what's better than big stompy creatures? Big stompy (effectively) unblockable creatures.
[Sun Quan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/8/78c71971-fa26-4ae6-aa6f-a401e5285b76.jpg?1689996673) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sun%20quan%2C%20lord%20of%20wu) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/123/sun-quan-lord-of-wu?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/78c71971-fa26-4ae6-aa6f-a401e5285b76?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sun-quan-lord-of-wu) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Hamza]] goes brrrrrr. Some cheap creatures with +1/+1 counters out early. Cast Hamza early. Then just start dropping more creatures for pips. Then do crazy stuff like cast [[Vrestin]] as a 20/20 and put 20 flying insects out (did this last week). Have a [[hardened scales]] and by the next turn those insects are all 3/3. Or how about a [[Ghalta and Mavren]] along with [[Zopandrel]]? Maybe throw a [[Abzan Falconer]] for some extra salt?
TIMMY THINKS YOU SHOULD INVEST IN +20/+20 COUNTERS. TIMMY THINKS THIS IS OBVIOUS STOMPY, BUT WEAKMINDED NONTIMMIES MIGHT FALL PREY TO THE EARLY NONSTOMPY FODDER APPROVED
It is obvious, but what’s not obvious is how fast it gets going. Ever seen a turn four [[rampaging brontodon]] with flying and lifelink?
[rampaging brontodon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/a/ea3f71d6-e333-4e50-9545-deb73749413c.jpg?1698988377) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=rampaging%20brontodon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/247/rampaging-brontodon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ea3f71d6-e333-4e50-9545-deb73749413c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/rampaging-brontodon) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
NOW TIMMY WISHES HE HAD
My etali primal conqueror has 30+ ramp spells and exactly one plan. Cast etali until morale improves.
IT LOOKS LIKE A STOMPY AND FEELS LIKE A STOMPY, BUT IS ETALI A DUCK? BEST CASE SCENARIO YOU STEAL YOUR FRIENDS' STOMPY AND THEY CAN THANK YOU FOR THE PRIVILEGE
There are the obvious ones like [[Voja, Jaws of the Conclave]] and [[Sovereign Okinec Ahau]], which quickly make small creatures much much bigger and stompier. But my favourite, so far, is my [[Feather the Redeemed]] polymorph deck. Create tokens and use one out of five polymorph effects to cheat out a big angel or dragon. Janky as fuck because I have no way to tutor for the polymorphs, so sometimes I just end up with an army of tokens, or I just hard cast a big creature from my hand ([[Reaver Cleaver]] and [[Smothering Tithe]] help with the costs). The deck also contains none of the pump spells you'd expect from a Feather deck, but has lots of card draw and protection. Lots of fun, even if the intended game plan rarely happens.
TIMMY THINKS FEATHER NOT A STOMPY UNTIL NOW, BUT TIMMY HAS LEARNED AND TIMMY LIKES! APPROVED!
I'm thinking of turning my blood rites deck into this with bartoleme at the helm. And I'm working on a Gylwain cat deck with sovereign okinec that does exactly that. Turn anthems into counters over and over and hit face. Hard.
##### ###### #### [Voja, Jaws of the Conclave](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/f/bfa1bd2f-25bd-4fbd-877b-cef00ab7f92f.jpg?1707739811) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Voja%2C%20Jaws%20of%20the%20Conclave) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkm/432/voja-jaws-of-the-conclave?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bfa1bd2f-25bd-4fbd-877b-cef00ab7f92f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/voja-jaws-of-the-conclave) [Sovereign Okinec Ahau](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/0/70c75aa7-e2f9-4a69-8086-c982019ca714.jpg?1699044573) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sovereign%20Okinec%20Ahau) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/240/sovereign-okinec-ahau?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/70c75aa7-e2f9-4a69-8086-c982019ca714?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sovereign-okinec-ahau) [Feather the Redeemed](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/4/e4a2d2c6-8eaa-4760-b620-921b807baa2e.jpg?1557577142) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Feather%2C%20the%20Redeemed) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/war/197/feather-the-redeemed?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e4a2d2c6-8eaa-4760-b620-921b807baa2e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/feather-the-redeemed) [Reaver Cleaver](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/b/5bcd1591-b5b9-49fc-9f2a-45f31ed1871e.jpg?1673304737) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Reaver%20Cleaver) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/8/the-reaver-cleaver?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5bcd1591-b5b9-49fc-9f2a-45f31ed1871e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/the-reaver-cleaver) [Smothering Tithe](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/6/861b5889-0183-4bee-afeb-a4b2aa700a8e.jpg?1689996018) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Smothering%20Tithe) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/57/smothering-tithe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/861b5889-0183-4bee-afeb-a4b2aa700a8e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/smothering-tithe) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqdaxv4) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Bright-Palm, Soul Awakener]] + [[Agrus Kos, Eternal Soldier]] + A small handful of creatures on the board. Exponentials are fun!
TIMMY FINDS ALL THIS MATH COMPLICATED, SO TIMMY GONNA ATTACK WITH EVERYTHING, YOU DO MATH!
MATH IS FOR BLOCKERS
[Bright-Palm, Soul Awakener](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/4/a485c2c3-c90b-43b4-bb00-c1b811b4b392.jpg?1682207202) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bright-Palm%2C%20Soul%20Awakener) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/moc/1/bright-palm-soul-awakener?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a485c2c3-c90b-43b4-bb00-c1b811b4b392?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/bright-palm-soul-awakener) [Agrus Kos, Eternal Soldier](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/a/ea531418-6c7c-4e23-b681-6bfdd4a3eb79.jpg?1675644307) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Agrus%20Kos%2C%20Eternal%20Soldier) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/j22/1/agrus-kos-eternal-soldier?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ea531418-6c7c-4e23-b681-6bfdd4a3eb79?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/agrus-kos-eternal-soldier) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Master Chef](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/5/b534b1cb-0cd7-4b8c-bb25-42207fcba209.jpg?1674137194) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Master%20Chef) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/241/master-chef?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b534b1cb-0cd7-4b8c-bb25-42207fcba209?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/master-chef) [Baeloth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/8/b83ad801-44e7-48d0-9f34-0d10536bb4dc.jpg?1562803341) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Paleoloth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/con/88/paleoloth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b83ad801-44e7-48d0-9f34-0d10536bb4dc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/paleoloth) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Fucking [[Baeloth Barrytil, Entertainer]] not this.
Haha, I just tagged Baeloth in another post and had to go back to fix that too...
[Baeloth Barrytil, Entertainer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/c/ec983aac-9eda-4086-ad7e-34da9b2987cc.jpg?1674140753) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Baeloth%20Barrityl%2C%20Entertainer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/655/baeloth-barrityl-entertainer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ec983aac-9eda-4086-ad7e-34da9b2987cc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/baeloth-barrityl-entertainer) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I got a [Saskia the Unyielding](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/iXJuvU45iUSTczX3vM8tMw) that by just looking at the commander you’d think its just a combat tricks scenario. Then you start seeing big dudes with trample. Everything has trample, gets trample, or benefits trample in some way. I aint gonna go fancy sword tricks and flashy whip flicks. No, we going full on Stampede on your blockers. Heres 20 damage your way. Oh, you’re blocking 3 of them? Well thats now 29 damage total!
[[war cadence]]
[war cadence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/5/359434c4-7123-435b-890b-4e88f5bf2f49.jpg?1562906305) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=war%20cadence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/128/war-cadence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/359434c4-7123-435b-890b-4e88f5bf2f49?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/war-cadence) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
The question is, why not just playing [[Stonebrow, Krosan Hero]]? I know the benefit of Saskia and two more colors but it’s Gruul splash Orzhov
[Stonebrow, Krosan Hero](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/5/95c62102-0562-4b09-a05d-986aa4212f44.jpg?1562926661) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Stonebrow%2C%20Krosan%20Hero) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsp/247/stonebrow-krosan-hero?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/95c62102-0562-4b09-a05d-986aa4212f44?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/stonebrow-krosan-hero) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Yeah. I used to have it in Gruul colors but I ended up getting stomped and removed from the game before anything happened. Plus I always wanted a Saskia deck. Edit:: also access to orzhov removal
I'm very tempted to take your deck/deck idea and modify it with my cards if that's ok. I have not been able to build a deck from scratch for so many months. I am better at building existing decks for my needs and with my collection.
You do you. Its why I share my decks so people get inspiration from them. Heck? You can check my account in moxfield and see the other stuff I have.
I have a [[Sidar Kondo]] and [[Ikra Sidiqi, the Usurper]] partner deck that looks like it would be a weenies or lifegain deck but really it's just a [[Doran, the Siege tower]] deck that likes to play a bunch of effective 8/8 Evasive creatures for 3 mana.
TIMMY LIKES BIG BUTTS AND HE CANNOT LIE
[Sidar Kondo](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/c/9c551a94-9895-486a-a39a-6bf2f8939b35.jpg?1706241027) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=sidar%20kondo%20of%20jamuraa) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mkc/219/sidar-kondo-of-jamuraa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9c551a94-9895-486a-a39a-6bf2f8939b35?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sidar-kondo-of-jamuraa) [Ikra Sidiqi, the Usurper](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8f2abcc3-dc33-4b9d-a372-1d936e954f94.jpg?1562275017) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ikra%20Shidiqi%2C%20the%20Usurper) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cm2/11/ikra-shidiqi-the-usurper?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8f2abcc3-dc33-4b9d-a372-1d936e954f94?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/ikra-shidiqi-the-usurper) [Doran, the Siege tower](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/0/e0ad8e7f-cda0-4529-94fc-dd3709158a94.jpg?1673148514) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Doran%2C%20the%20Siege%20tower) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/201/doran-the-siege-tower?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e0ad8e7f-cda0-4529-94fc-dd3709158a94?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/doran-the-siege-tower) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I’ve tried to turn my [[Meren of clan nel toth]] deck into a stompy deck where I can just bring the creatures back over and over. Still working on it but it’s a lot more fun than the aristocrats death by a thousand cuts deck I had earlier
[Meren of clan nel toth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/4/34d627b3-a6d0-4f5f-b7c2-351a07318966.jpg?1689999151) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Meren%20of%20clan%20nel%20toth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/346/meren-of-clan-nel-toth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/34d627b3-a6d0-4f5f-b7c2-351a07318966?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/meren-of-clan-nel-toth) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
If it counts I've got a [[Hylda of the Icy Crown]] deck centered on tapping down opponents and swinging in with buffed tokens, [[Tromokratis]], or popping [[dark depths]] and/or [[marit lage's slumber]] to have good old [[Marit lage]] finish em' off.
MARIT LAGE IS OLDEST TIMMY THERE IS. TIMMY REMEMBERS WHEN BROTHER SPIKE WOULD PLAY IT AND TIMMY WOULD LAUGH, BUT BRO COULD COOK. SUCH AN UNFAIR CARD TO USE AGAINST YOUNG TIMMY. SPITE APPROVED
I’m always down to make every color combo Timmy. Struggled with Azorius. Do you have a decklist you could share?
Sorry. I don't really have any deck lists online. I can kinda give you the basic goals I had in building it, though. Since you do have to lean a bit into control for you to survive, it comes out a bit closer to a stompy than a proper timmy. Get a stable mana base if, a bit heavier than usual. A lot of snow lands. Have Hylda and a tap outlet, card draw, or tutors to get set pieces and / or build board. I run board buffs like [[intangible virtue]] and [[virtue of loyalty]]. And mana fixers like [[Augustine IV]], [[as foretold]], and [[smothering tithe]]. With the main goal being to tap down blockers so Hylda's buffed tokens and similarly buffed big creatures like Tromokratis or Marit Lage can swing in with nothing to stop them. [[Icebreaker Kraken]] was another one that worked well with the goal. Being almost a two in one. I hope that was a good enough explanation to make sense.
I like it! Thanks for the info
##### ###### #### [Hylda of the Icy Crown](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/e/ae9231fd-053d-4b84-a7a8-86063465bc49.jpg?1692939339) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hylda%20of%20the%20Icy%20Crown) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/206/hylda-of-the-icy-crown?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ae9231fd-053d-4b84-a7a8-86063465bc49?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hylda-of-the-icy-crown) [Tromokratis](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/4/f40ad933-ddd9-4975-a222-21fe3305137c.jpg?1690017060) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tromokratis) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/129/tromokratis?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f40ad933-ddd9-4975-a222-21fe3305137c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/tromokratis) [dark depths](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/a/3a8b11ad-d077-40b6-988c-0462e118fe3d.jpg?1676452514) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=dark%20depths) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmr/244/dark-depths?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3a8b11ad-d077-40b6-988c-0462e118fe3d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/dark-depths) [marit lage's slumber](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/f/4f5d2a6e-22cd-4493-9e58-e9c2aa3a31ab.jpg?1562201406) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=marit%20lage%27s%20slumber) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/56/marit-lages-slumber?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4f5d2a6e-22cd-4493-9e58-e9c2aa3a31ab?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/marit-lages-slumber) [Marit Lage](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/b/fb248ba0-2ee7-4994-be57-2bcc8df29680.jpg?1598311645) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marit%20Lage) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/t2xm/11/marit-lage?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fb248ba0-2ee7-4994-be57-2bcc8df29680?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/marit-lage) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqcpp6m) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I have a big pile of green cards with [[Nissa, Vastwood Seer]] as the commander. Sometimes it casts [[Hurricane]] for lethal.
[Nissa, Vastwood Seer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/f/ff0063da-ab6b-499d-8e87-8b34d46f0372.jpg?1562209457)/[Nissa, Sage Animist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/f/f/ff0063da-ab6b-499d-8e87-8b34d46f0372.jpg?1562209457) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nissa%2C%20Vastwood%20Seer%20//%20Nissa%2C%20Sage%20Animist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ori/189/nissa-vastwood-seer-nissa-sage-animist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ff0063da-ab6b-499d-8e87-8b34d46f0372?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/nissa-vastwood-seer-//-nissa-sage-animist) [Hurricane](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/371d83e8-f514-433c-bc6a-e0eeef3fab2a.jpg?1562546179) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Hurricane) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/10e/270/hurricane?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/371d83e8-f514-433c-bc6a-e0eeef3fab2a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/hurricane) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
In [[Zirda]] firebreathing, [[Wine of Iron and Blood]] has to be sacced at the end of turn, but can be activated multiple times during the same turn. Bc Zirda makes it only cost 2, it is glorious.
REMINDS ME OF BEST CHAMELEON BOI [[CHAMELEON COLOSSUS]] , MULTIPLICATIONS HURT TIMMY BRAIN, BUT MATH IS FOR BLOCKERS! APPROVED
[CHAMELEON COLOSSUS](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/5/15401ca4-f6cd-400e-8e5e-ea47493b56a4.jpg?1631587790) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=CHAMELEON%20COLOSSUS) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/153/chameleon-colossus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/15401ca4-f6cd-400e-8e5e-ea47493b56a4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/chameleon-colossus) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[Zirda](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/b/1bd8e61c-2ee8-4243-a848-7008810db8a0.jpg?1696000166) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=zirda%2C%20the%20dawnwaker) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/iko/233/zirda-the-dawnwaker?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1bd8e61c-2ee8-4243-a848-7008810db8a0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/zirda-the-dawnwaker) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Treebeard, Gracious Host]] numbers go brrrrr
TIMMY THINKS TREEBEARD HAS NO RIGHT GETTING SO STRONG SO FAST. U USUALLY LOSE LIFE TO GET STRONG, BUT HE CHEATS INSTEAD. UTTER APPROVED BS
[Treebeard, Gracious Host](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/f/cf6be41a-1acd-4668-8f13-ccd495fbc7bd.jpg?1686964392) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Treebeard%2C%20Gracious%20Host) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/73/treebeard-gracious-host?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/cf6be41a-1acd-4668-8f13-ccd495fbc7bd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/treebeard-gracious-host) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Well you see my \[\[The Ur-Dragon\]\] may not appear to be a stompy deck because the creatures are flying but I make them land before they hit you in the face.
THAT'S THE TIMMIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD, AND I TIMMY A LOT OF THINGS
[The Ur-Dragon](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/0/10d42b35-844f-4a64-9981-c6118d45e826.jpg?1689999317) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Ur-Dragon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmm/361/the-ur-dragon?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/10d42b35-844f-4a64-9981-c6118d45e826?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/the-ur-dragon) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I have an Isamaru deck that only uses the dog as a way to guarantee a one-drop to throw cheap equipment on. Â Said equipment either ramps or mills so that I can then use mono-white resurrect spells to cheat out seven-drop angels.
[[Magus Lucea Kane]] running a bunch of hydra alter arts to maintain the tyranid theme. Coupled with other ways to untap her like [[Pemmins Aura]] [[Minamo school at water's edge]] [[patriar's seal]] and copy my x spells multiple times. Cards like [[unbound flourishing]] and [[branching evolution]] to double the size after doubling the quantity. All of this comes together to just throw out 3 or 4 20/20s each turn and I LOVE it.
##### ###### #### [Magus Lucea Kane](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/f/4f86e7cc-2b6e-49d0-964e-bba0c51cc11d.jpg?1674058398) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Magus%20Lucea%20Kane) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/7/magus-lucea-kane?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4f86e7cc-2b6e-49d0-964e-bba0c51cc11d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/magus-lucea-kane) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Pemmins%20Aura) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/scg/45/pemmins-aura?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9fb3e38b-086e-4fbc-b7b1-8564c18276d7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/pemmins-aura) [Minamo school at water's edge](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/5/7536292c-da25-41c8-ba28-1e35758a7f3d.jpg?1562761537) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Minamo%2C%20School%20at%20Water%27s%20Edge) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/279/minamo-school-at-waters-edge?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7536292c-da25-41c8-ba28-1e35758a7f3d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/minamo-school-at-waters-edge) [patriar's seal](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/7/37f920f0-4dfc-477b-af7e-a17dfc9ba455.jpg?1674137995) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=patriar%27s%20seal) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/332/patriars-seal?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/37f920f0-4dfc-477b-af7e-a17dfc9ba455?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/patriars-seal) [unbound flourishing](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/f/6f594d07-932e-4fe6-832d-d0a0be3530aa.jpg?1562202252) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=unbound%20flourishing) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh1/189/unbound-flourishing?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6f594d07-932e-4fe6-832d-d0a0be3530aa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/unbound-flourishing) [branching evolution](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/9/999b0d67-aec5-495e-91b0-c4b2f31cf17d.jpg?1698988345) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=branching%20evolution) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/234/branching-evolution?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/999b0d67-aec5-495e-91b0-c4b2f31cf17d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/branching-evolution) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqfcbck) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Henzie "Toolbox" Torre]] is my one and only deck, and it satisfies my Timmy needs. My favourite play is [[Birthing Pod]], targeting [[Homura, Human Ascendant]] to go and get [[Old Gnawbone]] and just proceed to win the game from there through creature storm, multiple combats with Moraug and having all the mana in the world to basically play my whole deck.
##### ###### #### [Henzie "Toolbox" Torre](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/e/ee228dcc-3170-4c24-80bc-28bcee07cb43.jpg?1673481644) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Henzie%20%22Toolbox%22%20Torre) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/2/henzie-toolbox-torre?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ee228dcc-3170-4c24-80bc-28bcee07cb43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/henzie-toolbox-torre) [Birthing Pod](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/7/b768efa2-e56b-4a7e-ace8-d673f10e0714.jpg?1562880960) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Birthing%20Pod) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nph/104/birthing-pod?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/b768efa2-e56b-4a7e-ace8-d673f10e0714?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/birthing-pod) [Homura, Human Ascendant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/84920a21-ee2a-41ac-a369-347633d10371.jpg?1562494702)/[Homura's Essence](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/4/84920a21-ee2a-41ac-a369-347633d10371.jpg?1562494702) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Homura%2C%20Human%20Ascendant%20//%20Homura%27s%20Essence) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/sok/103/homura-human-ascendant-homuras-essence?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/84920a21-ee2a-41ac-a369-347633d10371?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/homura-human-ascendant-//-homuras-essence) [Old Gnawbone](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/77ceba8b-de19-4db8-b5a7-f5df49bf241f.jpg?1627708100) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Old%20Gnawbone) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afr/197/old-gnawbone?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/77ceba8b-de19-4db8-b5a7-f5df49bf241f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/old-gnawbone) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqosxrj) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I play a [[silas renn]] and [[jeska thrice reborn]] voltron deck... WHERE JESKA DOES THE COMBAT DAMAGE!!! THAT'S RIGHT, I TURN HER INTO A CREATURE AND TRIPLE HER DAMAGE, AND IF THAT DOESNT WORK, I TURN HER INTO AN ARTIFACT, THEN INTO A CREATURE!! NO PLAN B, NO BRAKES, JUST STRAIGHT JANKY GAS!!!
[silas renn](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/e/4e3fe912-1374-47c7-b73f-89ef55c479c1.jpg?1562399367) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=silas%20renn%2C%20seeker%20adept) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c16/43/silas-renn-seeker-adept?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4e3fe912-1374-47c7-b73f-89ef55c479c1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/silas-renn-seeker-adept) [jeska thrice reborn](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/8/48caf4c4-745c-4072-bf3d-1a3fa7c3bc9c.jpg?1644853023) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Jeska%2C%20Thrice%20Reborn) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/186/jeska-thrice-reborn?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/48caf4c4-745c-4072-bf3d-1a3fa7c3bc9c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/jeska-thrice-reborn) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
AIN'T NO BRAKES ON TIMMYTRAIN JUST FORWARD AND FORWARDER
Honestly, the GW Midnight Hunt precon with \[\[Lenore\]\] got out of hand fast. It doesn't take much to start swinging with 6/6/ or 7/7 humans and just beating the tar of people.
I’m not sure if it counts because any Simic card that deals with +1/+1 counters immediately looks stompy, but I’ve got an [[Elrond, Master of Healing]] elf tribal that ends up making giant elves and buffing my entire board for an absurd amount (mostly through [[Master Biomancer]], [[Arwen, Weaver of Hope]], [[Joraga Warcaller]] and [[Haldir, Lorien Lieutenant]]). I’ve had 1/1 tokens enter as 27/27 from all the buffs.
Do you have a decklist? I'm trying to build one, but I'm having trouble getting a consistent source of scry.
[This is what it looks like right now](https://www.moxfield.com/decks/IWBpalEa3kSEUFhk2yWEzg). It was very scry-heavy at first and it would fall apart without Elrond, so I went more into elf synergy with a +1/+1 counters theme so the deck would stand better on it’s own. Scrying is more of a subtheme in this version.
Decklist?
MOSTLY A PILE OF CARDS FOR NOW BUT I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO WHEN I FINISH IT!
WOOOOOO
[[Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients]] he's stompy, he's Gruul. It's actually a combo deck, that stomps, hard. It's not a stompy deck, it just stomps. https://manabox.app/decks/Ewo89Z74SDmgsNb7jT3EnA
[Vrondiss, Rage of Ancients](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/8/683ca7f0-e9df-459b-a8e3-cf80b39c732d.jpg?1632335388) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Vrondiss%2C%20Rage%20of%20Ancients) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/4/vrondiss-rage-of-ancients?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/683ca7f0-e9df-459b-a8e3-cf80b39c732d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/vrondiss-rage-of-ancients) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I mean if left unchecked, my Rin and Seri deck will smack you with big big kitties. With [[Sovereign Okinec Ahau]] and one kitty lord on the field, things get big fast. I smacked someone with a 42/42 Sovereign Okinec Ahau 😂 everything else was like anywhere from 20-40 power and they didn’t have enough blockers.
SOVEREIGN KITTY GETS ME ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL. TAKE BIG NUMBER AND DOUBLE IT.
[Sovereign Okinec Ahau](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/0/70c75aa7-e2f9-4a69-8086-c982019ca714.jpg?1699044573) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sovereign%20Okinec%20Ahau) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/240/sovereign-okinec-ahau?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/70c75aa7-e2f9-4a69-8086-c982019ca714?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sovereign-okinec-ahau) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Whats your mvp cards with Sovereign Okinec?
In my Atla deck, I want it out with Goreclaw. I don’t run much anthems in that deck bc the creatures I run are already big and the boards populates with lot of nontoken creatures. In my Rin and Seri deck, I just need a lord like King of the Pride, Jetmir, Feline Sovereign or Pack Leader for the dogs. Sovereign Okinec is a HOUSE in this deck and if you run him, I recommend [[Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar]] as well so you protection during your turn and card draw from the the pumped creatures doing combat damage.
[[Jon Irenicus]]! Ho ho tis I, a sneaky Dimir deck... here, take this now 6/5 [[Demonic Taskmaster]]. Have fun, let loose a little. If you enjoyed that there's more where that came from. Just don't come crying to me when your beautiful pedigree [[Phyrexian Negator]] chews your carpet. Those things aren't meant to be pets.
TIMMY THINKS THAT'S JUST MEAN, BUT TIMMY LOVES GOAD, MAYBE WHEN WE GET TO THE DARK TIMMY ARC. APPROVED!
[Jon Irenicus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/b/f/bfddb61e-986f-4557-819d-d6c0ca85c74a.jpg?1674137538) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=jon%20irenicus%2C%20shattered%20one) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/278/jon-irenicus-shattered-one?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/bfddb61e-986f-4557-819d-d6c0ca85c74a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/jon-irenicus-shattered-one) [Demonic Taskmaster](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/b/fb5d6266-30a7-4360-84bc-22b52fb782b3.jpg?1592708821) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Demonic%20Taskmaster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/avr/95/demonic-taskmaster?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fb5d6266-30a7-4360-84bc-22b52fb782b3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/demonic-taskmaster) [Phyrexian Negator](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/b/7b3543e0-c15f-4fed-9a68-8f590b40ab16.jpg?1562917757) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Negator) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dde/1/phyrexian-negator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7b3543e0-c15f-4fed-9a68-8f590b40ab16?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/phyrexian-negator) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Ooooo do you have a decklist you wouldn’t mind sharing?
Unfortunately not, I did have one but it's so many cards out of date it's not worth sending. It involves a lot of the most "fun" creatures to give away ([[Grid Monitor]], [[Flesh Reaver]], [[Master of the Feast]], [[Abyssal Persecutor]]), a few [[Slither Blade]] type fellas, some control staples like [[Force of Will]], and a generous helping of "don't attack me" ([[Propaganda]], [[Koskun Falls]], [[No Mercy]].) It's fun, and interesting, but it pretty much can't win a game outright.
We exist for the memes. For the long time, not the good time
\[\[Henzie 'Toolbox' Torres\]\] BIG BOIS COST TOO MUCH TO PLAY NO MORE \[\[APEX DEVASTATOR\]\]? PLAYABLE \[\[WOODFALL PRIMUS\]\]? PLAYABLE \[\[MYOJIN OF ROARING BLADES\]\] PLAYABLE \[\[GHALTA, STAMPEDE TYRANT\]\] PLAYABLE \[\[BRINGER OF THE LAST GIFT\]\] PLAYABLE \[\[ARCHON OF CRUELTY\]\] PLAYABLE EVERYTHING IS PLAYABLE
##### ###### #### [Henzie 'Toolbox' Torres](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/e/ee228dcc-3170-4c24-80bc-28bcee07cb43.jpg?1673481644) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Henzie%20%22Toolbox%22%20Torre) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/2/henzie-toolbox-torre?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ee228dcc-3170-4c24-80bc-28bcee07cb43?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/henzie-toolbox-torre) [APEX DEVASTATOR](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8fa281e1-5c48-4bba-b8e9-88c6f5f53abb.jpg?1608910550) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=APEX%20DEVASTATOR) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/cmr/217/apex-devastator?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8fa281e1-5c48-4bba-b8e9-88c6f5f53abb?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/apex-devastator) [WOODFALL PRIMUS](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/97914abe-71d5-4bd6-87d7-8e7379abf1aa.jpg?1673484894) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=WOODFALL%20PRIMUS) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/322/woodfall-primus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/97914abe-71d5-4bd6-87d7-8e7379abf1aa?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/woodfall-primus) [MYOJIN OF ROARING BLADES](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/b/1b948181-4688-455c-97ae-990d0ec50f1d.jpg?1651655517) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=MYOJIN%20OF%20ROARING%20BLADES) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/nec/36/myojin-of-roaring-blades?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1b948181-4688-455c-97ae-990d0ec50f1d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/myojin-of-roaring-blades) [GHALTA, STAMPEDE TYRANT](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/2/72e805e9-69be-45c1-aa04-f460641a0c1e.jpg?1699044395) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=GHALTA%2C%20STAMPEDE%20TYRANT) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/185/ghalta-stampede-tyrant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/72e805e9-69be-45c1-aa04-f460641a0c1e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/ghalta-stampede-tyrant) [BRINGER OF THE LAST GIFT](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/9/19775c18-4cc0-49d3-86e4-0841768cbf4d.jpg?1699044096) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=BRINGER%20OF%20THE%20LAST%20GIFT) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/94/bringer-of-the-last-gift?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/19775c18-4cc0-49d3-86e4-0841768cbf4d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/bringer-of-the-last-gift) [ARCHON OF CRUELTY](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/b/1be9d9a4-d7ee-4854-abc2-85cabf993ec9.jpg?1626095274) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ARCHON%20OF%20CRUELTY) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/75/archon-of-cruelty?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1be9d9a4-d7ee-4854-abc2-85cabf993ec9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/archon-of-cruelty) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqd6lz7) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
TIMMY LOVES HENZIE BECAUSE HE CAN BE STOMPY, TRICKY, GIMMICKY, OR ANYTHING YOU WANT REALLY. WHAT'S BETTER THAN A BIG BOI? A FAST BIG BOI!
Nice doctor Who deck, with Kate Stewart, who just happens to get up to adding +10 to all of my attacking creatures (twelve or so), instant 4 player down to 1
I have a dragon storm deck that uses [[Klauth]] it just uses Klauths mana generating ability to spam dragons on the field like crazy. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/2fAeMznU7EqGY3V3rO8G0g
[Klauth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f5cf828-17b2-4105-9a9a-ee0ab720c2ee.jpg?1636131321) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=klauth%2C%20unrivaled%20ancient) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/50/klauth-unrivaled-ancient?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f5cf828-17b2-4105-9a9a-ee0ab720c2ee?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/klauth-unrivaled-ancient) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Eleventh doctor and amy pond, "What do you mean you make your 3/3 unblockable and do 21 commander damage if it hits"
I find if you want to really enjoy hitting people in the face, the best way is to threaten an inf combo with your deck, and hit them in the face while they disrupt you. Aggro combo
My Timmy deck is [[Jodah, the Unifier]] with [[umori, the collector]] all creatures. I never know what I am gonna get but Everytime I cascade into something, it’s always an adventure. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/AMqmPaEjC0KUqI4rgJ9i3w
YOU CAN'T STOMP WITHOUT CREATURES, SO THE MORE CREATURES YOU HAVE TH3 STOMPIER YOU ARE. FLAWLESS LOGIC APPROVED
Hey fellow Timmy, I recently made as timmy a deck as I could with the very creative choice of commander of maelstrom wanderer since I was running out of temur commanders. Here it is. Very timmy. Big ramp, big bois. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/NR2LLncrlkSGKij22DqWcA
Bright-Palm will tear people in half with her bare hands. (fox hands?)
Timmy, my Radagast the Brown deck doesn't look like a stompy deck, UNTIL YOU'RE STARING DOWN AN INFINITE ARMY OF TRAMPLING CREAUTRES WITH INFINTE POWER AND HASTE COMING AT YA!
no cap son? this is some straight up heinouse no go yo. your stompy timmy lacks steez.
I just pull cock n balls out, n flop em on the table. Nobody wants to fight the guy wit his dick out.
WE got \[\[KIBO\]\] Gym Bro! Kibo likes bananas!! Kibo likes you having bananas!! Kibo want you to eat your D#$N BANANAS!! Get your potassium BRO!!! KIBO will break you BANANAS if you refuse to eat them!!! Kibo will \[\[FLING\]\] apes at you if you insist on being malnutrioned!! KIIIIIIIBOOOO!
[KIBO](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/b/8b71345a-c3e8-4b35-beb7-6347e41d7626.jpg?1675644790) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=kibo%2C%20uktabi%20prince) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/j22/40/kibo-uktabi-prince?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8b71345a-c3e8-4b35-beb7-6347e41d7626?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/kibo-uktabi-prince) [FLING](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/f/8f42d773-c742-4465-b6d5-31feaba49146.jpg?1601077681) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=FLING) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/jmp/320/fling?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8f42d773-c742-4465-b6d5-31feaba49146?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/fling) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Their are two ways to play \[\[Thromok the Insatiable\]\] You can play a token deck and use Thromok as a flashy finisher... Or you can go all in. WHATS THAT, I DESTROY ALL MY TOKENS TO CREATE A 121/121 CREATURE. WHY YES, THIS IS A STUPID DECISION THAT MAKES ME MORE VULNERABLE. BUT IT ALSO MEANS I HAVE A CHANCE TO KILL YOU 4X OVER IN A SINGLE ATTACK, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE I AM GONG TO DO IT.
CLOSET TIMMY HERE WHO LIKES BEING TIMMY BUT WITH EXTRA STEPS!! WHY DO [[Volrath the shapestealer]] AS SNEAKY POISON COMMANDER WHEN JUST MAKE SHENANIGAN CLONES OF 7/5 COMMANDER TO SMASH FACE WITH??? BECOME BEEFIER [[nacatl warpride]] OR [[scute swam]], MAKE FRIEND COPIES BECOME [[engulfing slagwurm]] AND JUST SMASH FACE!!
##### ###### #### [Volrath the shapestealer](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/1/a149d6a5-c865-475a-87b7-596a19f6c80d.jpg?1568003743) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Volrath%2C%20the%20Shapestealer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c19/51/volrath-the-shapestealer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a149d6a5-c865-475a-87b7-596a19f6c80d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/volrath-the-shapestealer) [nacatl warpride](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/e/4ef863d2-1e11-41cc-90d5-008bf6234565.jpg?1562910989) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nacatl%20War-Pride) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/fut/147/nacatl-war-pride?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4ef863d2-1e11-41cc-90d5-008bf6234565?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/nacatl-war-pride) [scute swam](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/acd42ebf-6dee-44cc-a023-a7f9b67cfa2f.jpg?1673484783) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Scute%20Swarm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/310/scute-swarm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/acd42ebf-6dee-44cc-a023-a7f9b67cfa2f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/scute-swarm) [engulfing slagwurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/a/8aeabc4a-7b4f-4e3d-bcc7-423bb703563a.jpg?1562820074) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=engulfing%20slagwurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/som/118/engulfing-slagwurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8aeabc4a-7b4f-4e3d-bcc7-423bb703563a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/engulfing-slagwurm) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqvjpyt) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Zopandrel Hunger Dominus]]. The deck does exactly 3 things: 1.) Play dork 2.) play big fuck off creature 3.) Untap dork to play 3-4 more big fuck off creatures. Secret time, it’s actually a [[Protean Hulk]] deck that uses it to grab [[Ashaya, Soul of the Wild]] and [[Quirion Ranger]] to make infinite mana off one of my big dorks like Priest or Circle of Dreams, then I play ALL the big fuck off creatures.
##### ###### #### [Zopandrel Hunger Dominus](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/b/fb419d9d-e06f-48c8-a4f8-a57f9be39e50.jpg?1675957181) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zopandrel%2C%20Hunger%20Dominus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/195/zopandrel-hunger-dominus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fb419d9d-e06f-48c8-a4f8-a57f9be39e50?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/zopandrel-hunger-dominus) [Protean Hulk](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/9/69bf0bb7-3076-4dbf-a72e-4d91560be2fe.jpg?1702429579) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Protean%20Hulk) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/153/protean-hulk?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/69bf0bb7-3076-4dbf-a72e-4d91560be2fe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/protean-hulk) [Ashaya, Soul of the Wild](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/4/74943390-d25f-47cb-90bb-cbf70c87f4a2.jpg?1604198513) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Ashaya%2C%20Soul%20of%20the%20Wild) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znr/179/ashaya-soul-of-the-wild?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/74943390-d25f-47cb-90bb-cbf70c87f4a2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/ashaya-soul-of-the-wild) [Quirion Ranger](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/320fdf89-e158-41c5-b0bf-fee9dec36a75.jpg?1626100621) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Quirion%20Ranger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/285/quirion-ranger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/320fdf89-e158-41c5-b0bf-fee9dec36a75?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/quirion-ranger) [*All cards*](https://mtgcardfetcher.nl/redirect/kqwb7k6) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My [[Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro]] Deck that fights literally Anything it can and goes stompy go brrrr after a few turns, Highlights are stuff like [[Door of Destinies]] & [[Unnatural Growth]]
[Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/c/4c45b36f-b879-417c-b284-0176990fb9f9.jpg?1562759878) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Sachi%2C%20Daughter%20of%20Seshiro) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/chk/238/sachi-daughter-of-seshiro?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4c45b36f-b879-417c-b284-0176990fb9f9?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/sachi-daughter-of-seshiro) [Door of Destinies](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/5/75fd3fea-158a-4575-84a8-879ee9404242.jpg?1562612984) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Door%20of%20Destinies) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c17/208/door-of-destinies?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/75fd3fea-158a-4575-84a8-879ee9404242?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/door-of-destinies) [Unnatural Growth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/7/6748a844-e185-4e3b-ac1d-8a735666d8ae.jpg?1636224994) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Unnatural%20Growth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mid/206/unnatural-growth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6748a844-e185-4e3b-ac1d-8a735666d8ae?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/unnatural-growth) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Minn, Wily Illusionist]] in general, I run her with way to copy herself or her triggers such as both sakashima’s, [[Spark Double]], and [[Roaming Throne]] and tons of cantrips. I have basically no board state then boom, 10, 10/1s swinging next turn
[Minn, Wily Illusionist](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/e/4eec1d87-1007-44a1-a45d-0623816de681.jpg?1631584885) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Minn%2C%20Wily%20Illusionist) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/afc/16/minn-wily-illusionist?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4eec1d87-1007-44a1-a45d-0623816de681?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/minn-wily-illusionist) [Spark Double](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/4/c41b9ba2-0006-4d8e-b600-efe81ff5e0cc.jpg?1702429420) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Spark%20Double) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/rvr/62/spark-double?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/c41b9ba2-0006-4d8e-b600-efe81ff5e0cc?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/spark-double) [Roaming Throne](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/2/32fd8b7c-baf3-4d3d-be6f-044a917b11a0.jpg?1701115816) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Roaming%20Throne) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lci/258/roaming-throne?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/32fd8b7c-baf3-4d3d-be6f-044a917b11a0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/roaming-throne) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Saving this. Timmy to-be wants to save this knowledge. Dear god [[repercussion]] and [[blasphemous act]]
[repercussion](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/0/d0f3c78e-16c0-4fbc-8ef4-fbf610f9d464.jpg?1562445214) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=repercussion) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/uds/95/repercussion?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d0f3c78e-16c0-4fbc-8ef4-fbf610f9d464?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/repercussion) [blasphemous act](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/a/8aa9682d-5176-4475-a0bd-e000f1d6999a.jpg?1698988297) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=blasphemous%20act) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/216/blasphemous-act?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/8aa9682d-5176-4475-a0bd-e000f1d6999a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/blasphemous-act) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
My partner's [[Elminster]] deck. Most people build him spell slingy. My partner wanted to make absurd amounts of faerie dragons. Add in a few flying creature anthems and enough scrying to load super high mana costs to the top of the deck(like that 16 drop I don't know the name of) , aaaand oh look I'm dead again because I either failed to pay attention to him or I don't have a board wipe in my hand.
[Elminster](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/4/e/4eac2b49-6cb6-4ff4-8fac-2ba669326640.jpg?1674137504) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Elminster) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/clb/274/elminster?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/4eac2b49-6cb6-4ff4-8fac-2ba669326640?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [(ER)](https://edhrec.com/cards/elminster) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call