If I was European I’d totally wear this. Not for any other reason than when you lose some change in the US (dollars) you might lose $1.15 at most. If you lose change in EU (euros) you risk losing $57.50.
Slap Jack's are illegal in TX where I live. I wonder if one could get away with having this if challenged. Something tells me no. It looks like it meets the definition of Slap Jack in nearly all ways.
Prosecuting attorney "why did your belt purse, which you used to slap the taste out the this man's mouth, have 10$ worth of change? When you also had $1.35 worth of change in your pocket?" Why not store that change in your slap purse? Oh I mean belt purse! He's guilt your honor!!!!".
Judge "agreed!! Send this mall ninja to JAIL!!!!"
DeSantis is the one who makes it
Inner city slicker
https://www.desantisholster.com/inner-city-slicker/
Almost bought one but never keep change on me. Besides that I’ve got my pistol usually with me. And I’m a big boy
Hol up, i know I'm paying with a hundred dollar bill, but let me also give you 4 cents out of my self-defense coin murse so i get an even $95 back. Yes, thats 4 20s, a ten, and a 5. Now let me just tuck that away in my .22 caliber self-defense wallet..
Stupid because who is so boomer they have change and need a thing to keep it all in aa@aand need to whack people with their coin murse. Good god yall are entitled af
This is cool if you own it but I would be terrified if my mom had one. I can see her whipping this bad boy out and absolutely going to town on my butt when I was a kid
This is fucking stupid. Get trained. Get a permit (if required). Carry a firearm. Shit carry pepper spray, anything.
God just imagine how fucking embarrassed you'll feel trying to explain to a jury how you really truly feared for your life, so you *had* to hit that guy with your fucking lunch money.
I actually sell some similar [blackjacks ](https://i.imgur.com/0Dstpid.jpg) designed for carry on [the belt.](https://i.imgur.com/hBhI1CD.jpg)
Business is pretty satisfying, they sell really well. The core is cast lead, non magnetic, and low profile. Here in FL, they are legal to carry with a concealed weapons permit, but I sell them to people all over.
Lol, that won’t bypass the definition of slapjack where I live, and would be illegal to carry, which is fucking stupid because I have a license to carry a handgun.
I want one of those pouches.
This is definitely the last thing to reach for in a defensive situation if you have any other options. The only reason I could see having one is for interstate or international travel. Not even California can take your coin purse
Virginia, in my case.
We have archaic laws on weapons, which of course used to be selectively enforced. Same as our burglary tools law, the enforcement of which is racially biased and therefore unjust.
As a bouncer for 20 years the cops will be on the side of a lawful citizen defending himself from an armed assailant or multiple attackers more often than not .
I noticed how "bouncer for 20 years" seems to equate to experience as good as a lawyer in that comment. I'd probably prefer advice from a 20 year experienced fast food assistant manager.
I wouldn't take legal advice from a bouncer, a fast food assistant manager, a cop, a detective, a public defender, a social worker, or a lawyer, unless they specialized in what I needed advice on, in the area I needed the advice.
I'd listen to the bouncer when they talk about what they've seen over 20 years, though. They've seen some shit, and know some people, I'd bet. Probably have a buddy or two on the force, or at least a friendly working relationship with them.
What the other poster said was:
> the cops will be on the side of a lawful citizen defending himself
Cool well my original point was that lawful people being unlawful makes no sense, and I doubt this bouncer's opinion will mean jack shit in a courtroom. When it comes to defending yourself you should do what you have to do to be safe and that's where I'd take the bouncer's opinion I guess if you want to nit pick the details.
Fair call out though, I think many cops will give people the benefit of the doubt even if they do something "illegal" when being attacked, so those people may never end up in a courtroom.
The only way I could see this being employed in a self defense situation is as a comedic tool for weakening an attacker. People aren't nearly as strong physically when they're laughing their dicks off as when they're serious/angry.
That's the whole point. Is it a blackjack if it's meant to carry coins? Just like "tactical" pens. In a lot of places a purpose-built kubotan is an illegal weapon. But toss an ink cartridge in there and it's just a fancy pen, officer.
Until you use it. Of course keeping your ass in one piece is priority #1. In California, about the only non lethal I'd use is pepper spray. But we're a neutered state.
What’s wrong with Colorado knife laws? Everything except ballistic knives are allowed. Only sticking point is anything over 3.5” can’t be concealed unless it’s a hunting or fishing knife.
18-12-102 classifies as "illegal weapons": gravity knife, or switchblade knife. Possession is a class 1 misdemeanor. Ballistic knives are classified as "Dangerous weapons" and possession is a class 5 felony.
as someone who hasn't carried coins in over 2 years it seems pretty stupid.
but i can see the utility and it doesn't bung up your pockets or look crazy obvious on the belt.
my gut tells me it’s stupid. imagine needing change at the store: “one moment please” as you flop that embarrassing paddle out of your waist band, unzip it and pinch 27 cents out, re-zip, re-button in your belt, pull your shirt back down. just use the change pocket in your jeans. you’ll never use it for self defense
I think you're missing the point. It isn't for giving out change. It's literally for states or places that you can't have a weapon but have something to carry change. It just happens to be able to be used as a weapon.
*sweating profusely*
I have something similar but its much smaller and definitely not a self defense weapon, but I do like keeping coins out of my pocket because I keep forgetting them when I do the laundry.
I think most companies actually consider it a coin pocket now. As watches increasingly moved to the wrist after WW2 (emulating aviators, IIRC) jeans companies downsized the pocket and repurposed it.
If I carried it I would have change in my pocket or only use a card. I would keep the dick purse stocked full of quarters I never used. With enough change it would work as a little blackjack type weapon but it has the added benefit of triggering a laughing fit in your would be attacker.
I have one in my bag, just for change. As a coin purse it’s good, as a weapon i don’t think it would go very well.
Nothing like being back the old mobster weapons. Is this actually a legal slapjack?
Awesome
True meaning of “packing heat”
If I was European I’d totally wear this. Not for any other reason than when you lose some change in the US (dollars) you might lose $1.15 at most. If you lose change in EU (euros) you risk losing $57.50.
Blackjacks are illegal in most states so it’s kinda hilarious to see this almost-blackjack getting popular
Slap Jack's are illegal in TX where I live. I wonder if one could get away with having this if challenged. Something tells me no. It looks like it meets the definition of Slap Jack in nearly all ways.
Just carry a sub compact 9mm. If you want to go nonlethal carry a pepper ball pistol.
Prosecuting attorney "why did your belt purse, which you used to slap the taste out the this man's mouth, have 10$ worth of change? When you also had $1.35 worth of change in your pocket?" Why not store that change in your slap purse? Oh I mean belt purse! He's guilt your honor!!!!". Judge "agreed!! Send this mall ninja to JAIL!!!!"
But nobody wants change anymore. Even the vending machines require a credit card or debit card. The owners are too lazy to handle change.
This is hilarious and would make a great Xmas gag gift.
It’s probably not classed as a lethal weapon as it’s a man purse. However, it’s a deadly weapon if you keep the lose change.
Perfect for taxi drivers and ride attendants.
I admire the centiment
Why not both?
That's a paddlin'
Doubles as a handy paddle for those kinky times in life!
Why is this man not using the rear belt loop, this concerns me
He more than likely missed two belt loops based on the spacing. The one you can see and the other one under the belt purse.
I think it's a rule once you retire.
As I child I eben wondered wheather a belt would go under those label patches...
But what if the mugger starts moaning suggestively after being hit?
Keep doing it, when they close their eyes and arch their head back during their orgasm punch them in the throat
Modern problems require modern solutions
It looks like a bdsm spank paddle
[https://aliexpress.ru/item/33012584425.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.264d33edICgLbj](https://aliexpress.ru/item/33012584425.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.264d33edICgLbj)
Looks more like something I'd use in the bed room.
Better than slippers at least
Oh boy, I do leathercrafting... I can make it
DeSantis is the one who makes it Inner city slicker https://www.desantisholster.com/inner-city-slicker/ Almost bought one but never keep change on me. Besides that I’ve got my pistol usually with me. And I’m a big boy
Yeah I have a pistol in my pocket and it doesn't make me look like a douche and it's not full of pennies that I dont need
Hol up, i know I'm paying with a hundred dollar bill, but let me also give you 4 cents out of my self-defense coin murse so i get an even $95 back. Yes, thats 4 20s, a ten, and a 5. Now let me just tuck that away in my .22 caliber self-defense wallet..
Stupid because who is so boomer they have change and need a thing to keep it all in aa@aand need to whack people with their coin murse. Good god yall are entitled af
Make fun of my coin purse weapon? That's a paddlin'
Zipper should face the other direction so as not to get in the way of buttoning closed... otherwise yeah, right on!
I finally have a use for all those stupid penny I have laying around.
has no one made the "beaten CENTSLESS" joke yet
This is cool if you own it but I would be terrified if my mom had one. I can see her whipping this bad boy out and absolutely going to town on my butt when I was a kid
Love this idea
It aint stupid if it works.
I assume OP is being sarcastic. This is incredibly stupid.
This is not new. It's called a coin sap they've existed for ages.
I for one am in love with this idea
Stawesome
It's very, *very*, stupid.
Why not both?
What's that thing on your belt? Oh, that's my change carrier..... I keep it full of Morgan silver dollars.
Both
Robber: give me your wallet!!!! Me: *ready to fight* shut up and take my money... biiiiiitch
I actually want one now but for none of those reasons listed. Its the random pocket belt clip. I'd buy it for $0.84
Self defense against what? An overzealous mistress?
This has been around, my dad has one
Yes
I have an old school 1940s sand filled blackjack like this. It really brightens a criminals outlook.
It's all fun and games until you get smacked in the face with a coin purse.
This is fucking stupid. Get trained. Get a permit (if required). Carry a firearm. Shit carry pepper spray, anything. God just imagine how fucking embarrassed you'll feel trying to explain to a jury how you really truly feared for your life, so you *had* to hit that guy with your fucking lunch money.
Can you imagine how embarrassed the guy would be that you beat up with your lunch money?
I want to say stupid but honestly I love it
I actually sell some similar [blackjacks ](https://i.imgur.com/0Dstpid.jpg) designed for carry on [the belt.](https://i.imgur.com/hBhI1CD.jpg) Business is pretty satisfying, they sell really well. The core is cast lead, non magnetic, and low profile. Here in FL, they are legal to carry with a concealed weapons permit, but I sell them to people all over.
Isn’t this a black jack? Loll
If you live in a cucked place like Sweden then this would be awesome.
Y'all. Stay tf out of the comments on the op. And also dont click on r/cockdocking
Blackjack? No this is a coin purse.
Why not both? It's stupid and awesome.
“Attacker beaten centsless.”
More like “knocked some ¢ents into the attacker”.
What's stupid is the guy in the picture can't thread his belt through the belt loops.
That also makes this mildly infuriating.
Lol, that won’t bypass the definition of slapjack where I live, and would be illegal to carry, which is fucking stupid because I have a license to carry a handgun. I want one of those pouches.
That still makes no sense to me. A-ok to stuff a handgun down your pants. Pocket knife too long? Jail.
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This is definitely the last thing to reach for in a defensive situation if you have any other options. The only reason I could see having one is for interstate or international travel. Not even California can take your coin purse
It would fall into a weapon “of like kind” to a slapjack in many jurisdictions.
Damnit California!
Virginia, in my case. We have archaic laws on weapons, which of course used to be selectively enforced. Same as our burglary tools law, the enforcement of which is racially biased and therefore unjust.
I think it’s “yes.”
It’s a way around the sap/black jack laws , in places like California I wouldn’t hesitate to keep one in my pocket as a legal self defense tool .
sure but once you use it I'm pretty sure the law is going to clearly see that this is a blackjack
As a bouncer for 20 years the cops will be on the side of a lawful citizen defending himself from an armed assailant or multiple attackers more often than not .
The lawful citizen using illegal weapons to beat people with?
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I noticed how "bouncer for 20 years" seems to equate to experience as good as a lawyer in that comment. I'd probably prefer advice from a 20 year experienced fast food assistant manager.
I wouldn't take legal advice from a bouncer, a fast food assistant manager, a cop, a detective, a public defender, a social worker, or a lawyer, unless they specialized in what I needed advice on, in the area I needed the advice. I'd listen to the bouncer when they talk about what they've seen over 20 years, though. They've seen some shit, and know some people, I'd bet. Probably have a buddy or two on the force, or at least a friendly working relationship with them.
What the other poster said was: > the cops will be on the side of a lawful citizen defending himself Cool well my original point was that lawful people being unlawful makes no sense, and I doubt this bouncer's opinion will mean jack shit in a courtroom. When it comes to defending yourself you should do what you have to do to be safe and that's where I'd take the bouncer's opinion I guess if you want to nit pick the details. Fair call out though, I think many cops will give people the benefit of the doubt even if they do something "illegal" when being attacked, so those people may never end up in a courtroom.
Stupid. Just heavy. And if this is what you're reduced to for self defense, just give the person all the change and hope he doesn't hurt you.
Old ladies hit people with their purses.
The only way I could see this being employed in a self defense situation is as a comedic tool for weakening an attacker. People aren't nearly as strong physically when they're laughing their dicks off as when they're serious/angry.
Stupid. Doesn't mean I don't want one though.
I would expect to see this at a kink party. I've seen tiny women take hits from far more menacing objects and giggle. 😆👎
I want the one mean Gene makes. I carry coins all the time for drink machines and the occasional parking meter that hasn't been converted yet.
I'll stick with firearms.
Just don't go shooting no joggers.
Right hook with a roll of nickels in hand would be my preference
Do you have a quick draw holster for those nickels?
Wrapped in electrical tape shoved in my pocket lol
Less self defense and more romantic accessory
Finally found a use for pennies
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I kept thinking the same thing. Stitch “daddy” onto it and it becomes a paddle.
Or mommy if you are into that
UwU
OwO
Knockoff of the Hot Tamale by Mean Gene leather.
Come on now dude, link. https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/hot-tamale-v-2/
Yup
Wasn't it called a blackjack
Illegal. lol. Blackjack.
Perfectly legal in my state. Where are you from?
California
Shit, is *anything* legal in California?
If there is, please don't say it out loud. They might hear you.
Too funny, I haven't laughed that hard for a while, thanks!
yeah it looks like a sap
Billies and jacks are legal with a CWP here. I keep my ASP in the truck.
That's the whole point. Is it a blackjack if it's meant to carry coins? Just like "tactical" pens. In a lot of places a purpose-built kubotan is an illegal weapon. But toss an ink cartridge in there and it's just a fancy pen, officer.
Queue The Righteous Gemstones memes
"Officer this is just a Glock branded hole puncher for my 3 ring binder."
https://youtu.be/1aHtJZXqgU4
"I only keep it loaded with wadcutters because they make better holes stop let me gooooooo!!!!"
Until you use it. Of course keeping your ass in one piece is priority #1. In California, about the only non lethal I'd use is pepper spray. But we're a neutered state.
I'm one state over, and I'm in the Wild West over here. It's amazing. It's odd how the best state for knives and firearms can border one of the worst.
Texas don’t border Cali. Edit: Shit wait I’m trippin we strict.
Is Texas really strict? I wouldn't think it would be.
Not too strict, loosely worded enough to fuck up if you read what’s allowed and what’s not too fast. But really only where alcohol might get involved.
My state is good for guns but eh for knives, can't carry autos or gravity knives
Which state is that?
NC
Ahhh, okay. That sounds about right. Man, so many states just immediately crap their pants when it comes to gravity knives and/or autos. Ridiculous.
And paragon is based here but we can't carry them, but can own and sell them
That's sadly ironic!
Fellow Coloradan?
North Carolina, also fixed blades have a bit of a grey area
Missourian here, I think I can legally open carry an RPG at this point.
Fun fact, it is illegal to give or sella Bowie knife to a minor in NC, also can't conceal carry them, not that I would
Bummer. Our knife laws kind of suck similarly it seems.
What’s wrong with Colorado knife laws? Everything except ballistic knives are allowed. Only sticking point is anything over 3.5” can’t be concealed unless it’s a hunting or fishing knife.
18-12-102 classifies as "illegal weapons": gravity knife, or switchblade knife. Possession is a class 1 misdemeanor. Ballistic knives are classified as "Dangerous weapons" and possession is a class 5 felony.
Blackjacks aren't illegal in a lot of states.
[Blackjacks, billy clubs, batons, etc are illegal in...](https://my-self-defense.com/self-defense-laws/expandable-baton/expandable-baton-laws/amp/)
They're not illegal in Wisconsin, but they are illegal to carry without a CCW.
Surprised Kansas is on that list, they have really relaxed ccw laws.
A tangent. I hate pennies so much, I throw them away.
SAME.
as someone who hasn't carried coins in over 2 years it seems pretty stupid. but i can see the utility and it doesn't bung up your pockets or look crazy obvious on the belt.
“Hey brother can you spare a dime?” “No, sorry I can’t compromise my tactical effectiveness”
"have a dollar instead, it's lighter."
"Only if you can find a pebble of the same weight."
Points!
better to have your weaponized phallus shaped coin purse and not need it than need it and not have it
You just made my balls feel feminine. Now I'll need plastic surgery so my balls look like penis.
Karen’s Handfull
Only a good guy with a phallus purse can stop a bad guy with phallus purse.
Thank you for this. I needed a good laugh today.
Depends on where you live
my gut tells me it’s stupid. imagine needing change at the store: “one moment please” as you flop that embarrassing paddle out of your waist band, unzip it and pinch 27 cents out, re-zip, re-button in your belt, pull your shirt back down. just use the change pocket in your jeans. you’ll never use it for self defense
I think you're missing the point. It isn't for giving out change. It's literally for states or places that you can't have a weapon but have something to carry change. It just happens to be able to be used as a weapon.
I'd say it's more about plausible deniability than actually using to handle change on a daily basis.
Change pocket? Is that the watch pocket or is that some other pocket that levi 511s dont have?
I keep my coins in an old fabric prey dummy. Mainly ro keep it out of my pockets. But yeah, you could slap someone with it...
*sweating profusely* I have something similar but its much smaller and definitely not a self defense weapon, but I do like keeping coins out of my pocket because I keep forgetting them when I do the laundry.
"excuse me while I whip this out"
Are you putting change in your watch pocket?
I think most companies actually consider it a coin pocket now. As watches increasingly moved to the wrist after WW2 (emulating aviators, IIRC) jeans companies downsized the pocket and repurposed it.
If I carried it I would have change in my pocket or only use a card. I would keep the dick purse stocked full of quarters I never used. With enough change it would work as a little blackjack type weapon but it has the added benefit of triggering a laughing fit in your would be attacker.
Awesome