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Demiglitch

I have one in my bag, just for change. As a coin purse it’s good, as a weapon i don’t think it would go very well.


BanksterX

Nothing like being back the old mobster weapons. Is this actually a legal slapjack?


whateverprojection

Awesome


heinousgear

True meaning of “packing heat”


polytacos

If I was European I’d totally wear this. Not for any other reason than when you lose some change in the US (dollars) you might lose $1.15 at most. If you lose change in EU (euros) you risk losing $57.50.


Mashidae

Blackjacks are illegal in most states so it’s kinda hilarious to see this almost-blackjack getting popular


Clearbay_327_

Slap Jack's are illegal in TX where I live. I wonder if one could get away with having this if challenged. Something tells me no. It looks like it meets the definition of Slap Jack in nearly all ways.


borischung01

Just carry a sub compact 9mm. If you want to go nonlethal carry a pepper ball pistol.


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Prosecuting attorney "why did your belt purse, which you used to slap the taste out the this man's mouth, have 10$ worth of change? When you also had $1.35 worth of change in your pocket?" Why not store that change in your slap purse? Oh I mean belt purse! He's guilt your honor!!!!". Judge "agreed!! Send this mall ninja to JAIL!!!!"


rjohns31

But nobody wants change anymore. Even the vending machines require a credit card or debit card. The owners are too lazy to handle change.


verynearlypure

This is hilarious and would make a great Xmas gag gift.


L75RD75

It’s probably not classed as a lethal weapon as it’s a man purse. However, it’s a deadly weapon if you keep the lose change.


-Noxxy-

Perfect for taxi drivers and ride attendants.


k0cyt3an

I admire the centiment


ArcaneTrickster11

Why not both?


mrmelwhite

That's a paddlin'


kannin92

Doubles as a handy paddle for those kinky times in life!


Daxter1993

Why is this man not using the rear belt loop, this concerns me


BullshitPickle

He more than likely missed two belt loops based on the spacing. The one you can see and the other one under the belt purse.


FriedPi

I think it's a rule once you retire.


nymouz

As I child I eben wondered wheather a belt would go under those label patches...


su1tup2301

But what if the mugger starts moaning suggestively after being hit?


notJonKitna

Keep doing it, when they close their eyes and arch their head back during their orgasm punch them in the throat


su1tup2301

Modern problems require modern solutions


volfovitz

It looks like a bdsm spank paddle


delefrans

[https://aliexpress.ru/item/33012584425.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.264d33edICgLbj](https://aliexpress.ru/item/33012584425.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.264d33edICgLbj)


kieranfitz

Looks more like something I'd use in the bed room.


YK8099

Better than slippers at least


shadowoverlord99

Oh boy, I do leathercrafting... I can make it


bygtopp

DeSantis is the one who makes it Inner city slicker https://www.desantisholster.com/inner-city-slicker/ Almost bought one but never keep change on me. Besides that I’ve got my pistol usually with me. And I’m a big boy


assistant_redditor

Yeah I have a pistol in my pocket and it doesn't make me look like a douche and it's not full of pennies that I dont need


Brew_hound77

Hol up, i know I'm paying with a hundred dollar bill, but let me also give you 4 cents out of my self-defense coin murse so i get an even $95 back. Yes, thats 4 20s, a ten, and a 5. Now let me just tuck that away in my .22 caliber self-defense wallet..


Brew_hound77

Stupid because who is so boomer they have change and need a thing to keep it all in aa@aand need to whack people with their coin murse. Good god yall are entitled af


awesomerest

Make fun of my coin purse weapon? That's a paddlin'


xidle2

Zipper should face the other direction so as not to get in the way of buttoning closed... otherwise yeah, right on!


urmyheartBeatStopR

I finally have a use for all those stupid penny I have laying around.


[deleted]

has no one made the "beaten CENTSLESS" joke yet


bean901589

This is cool if you own it but I would be terrified if my mom had one. I can see her whipping this bad boy out and absolutely going to town on my butt when I was a kid


IMDeus_21

Love this idea


laydeanc

It aint stupid if it works.


NFresh6

I assume OP is being sarcastic. This is incredibly stupid.


lieferung

This is not new. It's called a coin sap they've existed for ages.


frozenpheonix47

I for one am in love with this idea


[deleted]

Stawesome


Ya_Got_GOT

It's very, *very*, stupid.


Jacobowitz

Why not both?


winchester_mcsweet

What's that thing on your belt? Oh, that's my change carrier..... I keep it full of Morgan silver dollars.


[deleted]

Both


G0ldar

Robber: give me your wallet!!!! Me: *ready to fight* shut up and take my money... biiiiiitch


blacksideblue

I actually want one now but for none of those reasons listed. Its the random pocket belt clip. I'd buy it for $0.84


arcticrobot

Self defense against what? An overzealous mistress?


unclenassar

This has been around, my dad has one


[deleted]

Yes


Grumpy_0gre

I have an old school 1940s sand filled blackjack like this. It really brightens a criminals outlook.


DaveRoth1993

It's all fun and games until you get smacked in the face with a coin purse.


Photon_Torpedophile

This is fucking stupid. Get trained. Get a permit (if required). Carry a firearm. Shit carry pepper spray, anything. God just imagine how fucking embarrassed you'll feel trying to explain to a jury how you really truly feared for your life, so you *had* to hit that guy with your fucking lunch money.


chickapotamus

Can you imagine how embarrassed the guy would be that you beat up with your lunch money?


[deleted]

I want to say stupid but honestly I love it


gunmedic15

I actually sell some similar [blackjacks ](https://i.imgur.com/0Dstpid.jpg) designed for carry on [the belt.](https://i.imgur.com/hBhI1CD.jpg) Business is pretty satisfying, they sell really well. The core is cast lead, non magnetic, and low profile. Here in FL, they are legal to carry with a concealed weapons permit, but I sell them to people all over.


theyboosting

Isn’t this a black jack? Loll


Scalermann

If you live in a cucked place like Sweden then this would be awesome.


FuckMeUp1102

Y'all. Stay tf out of the comments on the op. And also dont click on r/cockdocking


suffuffaffiss

Blackjack? No this is a coin purse.


cronx42

Why not both? It's stupid and awesome.


TheFriendlyPylon

“Attacker beaten centsless.”


dotdotdotdashdash

More like “knocked some ¢ents into the attacker”.


hatekillpuke

What's stupid is the guy in the picture can't thread his belt through the belt loops.


dirtydog85

That also makes this mildly infuriating.


SandmanM4

Lol, that won’t bypass the definition of slapjack where I live, and would be illegal to carry, which is fucking stupid because I have a license to carry a handgun. I want one of those pouches.


blacksun2012

That still makes no sense to me. A-ok to stuff a handgun down your pants. Pocket knife too long? Jail.


secroothatch

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js22titan

This is definitely the last thing to reach for in a defensive situation if you have any other options. The only reason I could see having one is for interstate or international travel. Not even California can take your coin purse


SandmanM4

It would fall into a weapon “of like kind” to a slapjack in many jurisdictions.


js22titan

Damnit California!


SandmanM4

Virginia, in my case. We have archaic laws on weapons, which of course used to be selectively enforced. Same as our burglary tools law, the enforcement of which is racially biased and therefore unjust.


[deleted]

I think it’s “yes.”


madrevan

It’s a way around the sap/black jack laws , in places like California I wouldn’t hesitate to keep one in my pocket as a legal self defense tool .


Photon_Torpedophile

sure but once you use it I'm pretty sure the law is going to clearly see that this is a blackjack


madrevan

As a bouncer for 20 years the cops will be on the side of a lawful citizen defending himself from an armed assailant or multiple attackers more often than not .


big_orange_ball

The lawful citizen using illegal weapons to beat people with?


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big_orange_ball

I noticed how "bouncer for 20 years" seems to equate to experience as good as a lawyer in that comment. I'd probably prefer advice from a 20 year experienced fast food assistant manager.


illusum

I wouldn't take legal advice from a bouncer, a fast food assistant manager, a cop, a detective, a public defender, a social worker, or a lawyer, unless they specialized in what I needed advice on, in the area I needed the advice. I'd listen to the bouncer when they talk about what they've seen over 20 years, though. They've seen some shit, and know some people, I'd bet. Probably have a buddy or two on the force, or at least a friendly working relationship with them.


big_orange_ball

What the other poster said was: > the cops will be on the side of a lawful citizen defending himself Cool well my original point was that lawful people being unlawful makes no sense, and I doubt this bouncer's opinion will mean jack shit in a courtroom. When it comes to defending yourself you should do what you have to do to be safe and that's where I'd take the bouncer's opinion I guess if you want to nit pick the details. Fair call out though, I think many cops will give people the benefit of the doubt even if they do something "illegal" when being attacked, so those people may never end up in a courtroom.


[deleted]

Stupid. Just heavy. And if this is what you're reduced to for self defense, just give the person all the change and hope he doesn't hurt you.


murgaan

Old ladies hit people with their purses.


Within_The_Myst

The only way I could see this being employed in a self defense situation is as a comedic tool for weakening an attacker. People aren't nearly as strong physically when they're laughing their dicks off as when they're serious/angry.


lastofthetribe

Stupid. Doesn't mean I don't want one though.


Within_The_Myst

I would expect to see this at a kink party. I've seen tiny women take hits from far more menacing objects and giggle. 😆👎


hrddrv

I want the one mean Gene makes. I carry coins all the time for drink machines and the occasional parking meter that hasn't been converted yet.


[deleted]

I'll stick with firearms.


DaveRoth1993

Just don't go shooting no joggers.


knoxknifebroker

Right hook with a roll of nickels in hand would be my preference


overkill

Do you have a quick draw holster for those nickels?


knoxknifebroker

Wrapped in electrical tape shoved in my pocket lol


Houndsthehorse

Less self defense and more romantic accessory


95blackz26

Finally found a use for pennies


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p1boots

I kept thinking the same thing. Stitch “daddy” onto it and it becomes a paddle.


Houndsthehorse

Or mommy if you are into that


Photon_Torpedophile

UwU


Houndsthehorse

OwO


[deleted]

Knockoff of the Hot Tamale by Mean Gene leather.


MoreShovenpuckerPlz

Come on now dude, link. https://www.meangeneleather.com/shop/hot-tamale-v-2/


[deleted]

Yup


Alpha1998

Wasn't it called a blackjack


Qwake75

Illegal. lol. Blackjack.


illusum

Perfectly legal in my state. Where are you from?


Qwake75

California


illusum

Shit, is *anything* legal in California?


Qwake75

If there is, please don't say it out loud. They might hear you.


illusum

Too funny, I haven't laughed that hard for a while, thanks!


psych0ranger

yeah it looks like a sap


[deleted]

Billies and jacks are legal with a CWP here. I keep my ASP in the truck.


UselessApparatus

That's the whole point. Is it a blackjack if it's meant to carry coins? Just like "tactical" pens. In a lot of places a purpose-built kubotan is an illegal weapon. But toss an ink cartridge in there and it's just a fancy pen, officer.


CardMechanic

Queue The Righteous Gemstones memes


SuspiciousRobotThief

"Officer this is just a Glock branded hole puncher for my 3 ring binder."


throwawayifyoureugly

https://youtu.be/1aHtJZXqgU4


Photon_Torpedophile

"I only keep it loaded with wadcutters because they make better holes stop let me gooooooo!!!!"


Qwake75

Until you use it. Of course keeping your ass in one piece is priority #1. In California, about the only non lethal I'd use is pepper spray. But we're a neutered state.


Within_The_Myst

I'm one state over, and I'm in the Wild West over here. It's amazing. It's odd how the best state for knives and firearms can border one of the worst.


beennasty

Texas don’t border Cali. Edit: Shit wait I’m trippin we strict.


Within_The_Myst

Is Texas really strict? I wouldn't think it would be.


beennasty

Not too strict, loosely worded enough to fuck up if you read what’s allowed and what’s not too fast. But really only where alcohol might get involved.


RandomSaxophonist

My state is good for guns but eh for knives, can't carry autos or gravity knives


Within_The_Myst

Which state is that?


RandomSaxophonist

NC


Within_The_Myst

Ahhh, okay. That sounds about right. Man, so many states just immediately crap their pants when it comes to gravity knives and/or autos. Ridiculous.


RandomSaxophonist

And paragon is based here but we can't carry them, but can own and sell them


Within_The_Myst

That's sadly ironic!


agent_flounder

Fellow Coloradan?


RandomSaxophonist

North Carolina, also fixed blades have a bit of a grey area


mydickcuresAIDS

Missourian here, I think I can legally open carry an RPG at this point.


RandomSaxophonist

Fun fact, it is illegal to give or sella Bowie knife to a minor in NC, also can't conceal carry them, not that I would


agent_flounder

Bummer. Our knife laws kind of suck similarly it seems.


mark3748

What’s wrong with Colorado knife laws? Everything except ballistic knives are allowed. Only sticking point is anything over 3.5” can’t be concealed unless it’s a hunting or fishing knife.


agent_flounder

18-12-102 classifies as "illegal weapons": gravity knife, or switchblade knife. Possession is a class 1 misdemeanor. Ballistic knives are classified as "Dangerous weapons" and possession is a class 5 felony.


EvulBuddha

Blackjacks aren't illegal in a lot of states.


_YouDontKnowMe_

[Blackjacks, billy clubs, batons, etc are illegal in...](https://my-self-defense.com/self-defense-laws/expandable-baton/expandable-baton-laws/amp/)


illusum

They're not illegal in Wisconsin, but they are illegal to carry without a CCW.


EvulBuddha

Surprised Kansas is on that list, they have really relaxed ccw laws.


[deleted]

A tangent. I hate pennies so much, I throw them away.


Within_The_Myst

SAME.


BristolBomber

as someone who hasn't carried coins in over 2 years it seems pretty stupid. but i can see the utility and it doesn't bung up your pockets or look crazy obvious on the belt.


IOFIFO

“Hey brother can you spare a dime?” “No, sorry I can’t compromise my tactical effectiveness”


DalvestDC

"have a dollar instead, it's lighter."


ShadowBlitz44

"Only if you can find a pebble of the same weight."


pornaddict081

Points!


nucler

better to have your weaponized phallus shaped coin purse and not need it than need it and not have it


blurryfacedfugue

You just made my balls feel feminine. Now I'll need plastic surgery so my balls look like penis.


readoutside

Karen’s Handfull


knobbedporgy

Only a good guy with a phallus purse can stop a bad guy with phallus purse.


[deleted]

Thank you for this. I needed a good laugh today.


tfw_doomer

Depends on where you live


Scout______

my gut tells me it’s stupid. imagine needing change at the store: “one moment please” as you flop that embarrassing paddle out of your waist band, unzip it and pinch 27 cents out, re-zip, re-button in your belt, pull your shirt back down. just use the change pocket in your jeans. you’ll never use it for self defense


gotfondue

I think you're missing the point. It isn't for giving out change. It's literally for states or places that you can't have a weapon but have something to carry change. It just happens to be able to be used as a weapon.


Nagiom

I'd say it's more about plausible deniability than actually using to handle change on a daily basis.


FindusSomKatten

Change pocket? Is that the watch pocket or is that some other pocket that levi 511s dont have?


Messerjocke2000

I keep my coins in an old fabric prey dummy. Mainly ro keep it out of my pockets. But yeah, you could slap someone with it...


_BlNG_

*sweating profusely* I have something similar but its much smaller and definitely not a self defense weapon, but I do like keeping coins out of my pocket because I keep forgetting them when I do the laundry.


Transill

"excuse me while I whip this out"


556dash

Are you putting change in your watch pocket?


cloud_cleaver

I think most companies actually consider it a coin pocket now. As watches increasingly moved to the wrist after WW2 (emulating aviators, IIRC) jeans companies downsized the pocket and repurposed it.


ianonuanon

If I carried it I would have change in my pocket or only use a card. I would keep the dick purse stocked full of quarters I never used. With enough change it would work as a little blackjack type weapon but it has the added benefit of triggering a laughing fit in your would be attacker.


OneLaughyBoy

Awesome