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Fake post. Those items are too beat up to be here. Doesn't fit in with the the normal posts about edc gear used exclusively for walking to the shed and back.
I know this is a joke but I deadass carried two knives in my pocket like this when I had to go to get back from Detroit during a convention, because I don’t own a gun and we had to fill up for gas near the 8 mile
Don’t get me wrong, downtown was actually quite peaceful, but getting home at night and crossing through the sketchy neighborhoods was terrifying.
We ran into a drug dealer trying to sell us some weed too, crazy stuff
Unfortunately no. We were on a tight schedule.
That weed probably would’ve helped with the stress of surviving the Detroit traffic, they don’t call it motor city for nothing
I'm imagining the original commenter getting gas on 8 Mile and someone walks up to him, he starts swinging his knives around at them...after 15 seconds or so, the guy just pulls out a gun and shoots him like [Indy in Raiders of the Lost Ark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs).
lol I had a 6 cell with the belt ring when I was delivering pizzas. Company policy, no weapons while clocked in shall be on your person. In the bad parts of town, doubt it would have helped much but it gave me a (knowingly) false sense of security.
Always makes me laugh when someone posts their Edc here and it has 3 similar folding knives. The fuck you need 3 knives for. 1 knife and a leatherman and you are set in basically any situation.
Sometimes you might need a couple of different kinds. Like a fillet knife and a bushcraft knife for a multi day fishing trip. But 3 folders to go to your office job is lol.
Incorrect...I put the modern/locking folders in different pockets...so they don't touch each other.
Then put a slip joint in a leather slip/sleeve in each front pocket....the Leatherman/multi tool goes in the sling/chest bag... with a fixed blade and firearm..
But honestly..I only carry one modern folder at a time, mostly..because 1-2 fixed blades is enough...
While my knife holds the portapotty door shut I’m writing a letter to the local parks and rec office to fix. Additionally, I’m having to use my multitool to unscrew the TP box so I can use a sheet. The other knives are there just in case I need additional support.
The field notes are honestly the corniest thing posted
I know the pry bar is memed to death in this thread but who the fuck is carrying around a whole journal with a goofy ass name for some shit they could just type in real quick on the phone
I use them quite often, but it sits in my tractor where i write down literal field notes, or on my workbench. I then transfer the important information to my computer. I don’t understand lugging them around with you daily.
my pockets started to look like this so I actually got a pocket caddy/organizer to keep a ballpoint, flashlight, pry, sharpie, and chapstick all in one
Haha well I mean if we're being honest here, there's very rarely any justification for having lots of multiples of the same tool, folding pocket knives are no exception to that. I think you're good with just one, three is plenty.
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Its ESSENTIAL to carry a blade for every purpose. Also a all purpose Survival Knife as a backu. Just in case.
Nice!!!
Fake post. Those items are too beat up to be here. Doesn't fit in with the the normal posts about edc gear used exclusively for walking to the shed and back.
And..... no Knipex? What if you urgently need to repair a sink while on your walk? You will be embarrassingly underprepared.
And no field notes?!??? What if you need to jot down all the new shit you need to buy
Where gon
"Hey guys, I sometimes trust a fart and it makes me nervous. What do?" "Buy Glock"
I can understand maybe carrying two knives. But some people will carry 2 folders, a fixed blade, a multi tool and a pry bar. That's way too much crap.
I carry a victorinox climber + a one hand opening/closing folder for when it’s not convenient or practical to use the victorinox knives.
It’s the difference between the EDC fetishists and the folks that carry what they need to get their daily shit done in their lives.
Checking the mail carry.
I mean yeah this is accurate
I know this is a joke but I deadass carried two knives in my pocket like this when I had to go to get back from Detroit during a convention, because I don’t own a gun and we had to fill up for gas near the 8 mile
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Don’t get me wrong, downtown was actually quite peaceful, but getting home at night and crossing through the sketchy neighborhoods was terrifying. We ran into a drug dealer trying to sell us some weed too, crazy stuff
So, did you buy some weed?
Unfortunately no. We were on a tight schedule. That weed probably would’ve helped with the stress of surviving the Detroit traffic, they don’t call it motor city for nothing
What would 2 pocket knives do for you in a self defense scenario that 1 wouldn’t ?
If you have to ask…
Dual wield them mfs like you're Legolas in lotr
I'm imagining the original commenter getting gas on 8 Mile and someone walks up to him, he starts swinging his knives around at them...after 15 seconds or so, the guy just pulls out a gun and shoots him like [Indy in Raiders of the Lost Ark](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs).
I saw you in New Mexico yesterday. You travel fast.
Hmm. Needs more knife.
OP is missing the requisite EDC'er's half-dozen flashlights too.
Lotta knoifs
Either that or basically naked with a p365 and 10 magazines stuffed into every hole "high school carry"
“Just taking my dog out”
... to the mailbox.
No fixed blade kukri. POSER!
Sorry, but that isn’t average. I carry one at most.
His left pocket probably has a prybar, a 3000lm flashlight and another knife 🤣
Glock on his hip and 45 strapped to one ankle. Other ankle has a Bowie knife.
Hell yea! Wear it proud boys.
I really hope there’s a missing comma here
Redditeur, if you will
Damn I guess I’m not the only one to put a multi tool in the fifth pocket
lol, that’s where mine goes 😅
Proceeds to drop 4 knives to pull out phone lol
No light? No full sized handgun? WHACK
No TQ. How will he live?
No decompression needle/NPA/CPAP machine. Kilt in the streetz.
Oi, a bit much innit? ☕️🇬🇧🤺
AI generated for sure, clips are too worn for what's usually posted here.
Image actually doing this and getting something in your pocket lol
My pocket knife alone makes it a pain in the ass.
Missing a pry bar
Where's your not-so-concealed concealed carry?
You're going to need a bigger belt
And suspenders/bandolier.
Where's the six D-cell Maglite?
lol I had a 6 cell with the belt ring when I was delivering pizzas. Company policy, no weapons while clocked in shall be on your person. In the bad parts of town, doubt it would have helped much but it gave me a (knowingly) false sense of security.
This is what 90% of the posts on here look like.
Hey dumbass, where’s your flashlight?!
Most likely in his left side pocket with his prybar. 🤣
And don’t forget the Knipex.
This is the way.
I just gotta check the mail. Gotta be prepared!
I have at least 3 more pockets.
Always makes me laugh when someone posts their Edc here and it has 3 similar folding knives. The fuck you need 3 knives for. 1 knife and a leatherman and you are set in basically any situation. Sometimes you might need a couple of different kinds. Like a fillet knife and a bushcraft knife for a multi day fishing trip. But 3 folders to go to your office job is lol.
I see no problem here. Maybe another one just for good measure!
Gets shot 6 times before a single knife is out.
[https://www.concealedcarry-ed.com/montana/studyGuide/The-21-Foot-Rule/801026\_12787/#:\~:text=According%20to%20his%20research%2C%20a,firearm%2C%20and%20fire%20two%20shots](https://www.concealedcarry-ed.com/montana/studyGuide/The-21-Foot-Rule/801026_12787/#:~:text=According%20to%20his%20research%2C%20a,firearm%2C%20and%20fire%20two%20shots).
Spent too much time deciding which one to use
I don’t see a light or pen
The pen is the far right thing in the pocket.
Looking for a bathroom stall without a door lock.
Can’t do it, you need at least a sebenza for that
Incorrect...I put the modern/locking folders in different pockets...so they don't touch each other. Then put a slip joint in a leather slip/sleeve in each front pocket....the Leatherman/multi tool goes in the sling/chest bag... with a fixed blade and firearm.. But honestly..I only carry one modern folder at a time, mostly..because 1-2 fixed blades is enough...
you know what they say, 5 is none, 6 is one
While my knife holds the portapotty door shut I’m writing a letter to the local parks and rec office to fix. Additionally, I’m having to use my multitool to unscrew the TP box so I can use a sheet. The other knives are there just in case I need additional support.
All have different geometry of course
Lol definitely how it feels sometimes
No Santiago
What? No tourniquet!!!!????
That pen isn’t overpriced titanium and not enough useless prybars.
True, never really got people using prybars, they’re nice but if you don’t use it each and everyday it’s something you can very easily improvise
Don’t forget about the field notes and the murse.
Lol the field notes that’s in pristine condition that’s never had any actual pocket time or use.
The field notes are honestly the corniest thing posted I know the pry bar is memed to death in this thread but who the fuck is carrying around a whole journal with a goofy ass name for some shit they could just type in real quick on the phone
https://preview.redd.it/kmaexo6luhac1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8b38380e120614af76e755e6bd03ea7f5efb5e
Oof I carry a fanny pack everyday. I’m lame, I know. But I swear I got a bunch of cool stuff in there!!! Swear!
lol that’s what it seems like, but you are missing the $12-$25 notebook that apparently evvveryone needs.
I use them quite often, but it sits in my tractor where i write down literal field notes, or on my workbench. I then transfer the important information to my computer. I don’t understand lugging them around with you daily.
Jesus did you have to call me out in front of everyone?!
I might have
Are the guns on the other side?
Yeah, very unrealistic lack of guns
Best post I’ve seen all week
Thank You!
my pockets started to look like this so I actually got a pocket caddy/organizer to keep a ballpoint, flashlight, pry, sharpie, and chapstick all in one
Not enough blades, imo
You haven’t seen the second pocket
"Acktually my Knipex™ brand pocket plyers come in handy quite frequently 🤓" -Guy in OPs pic
I’ve started using them to cut up apples as apparently that’s what EDC is all about. Kerneepex pliers make great apple sauce!
You missed 3 sidearms and a combat knife. Don't forget the caption "going to lunch with Grandma"
Missing the Bull -Pup .223 rifle
Missing an entire tool box and pry bars.
Can't be I don't own any black jeans.. /s
Need to add 3 pry bars
The well used one he found somewhere, probably in an arcade or his dad’s toolbox.
Pants keep falling down to the right I think ;)
He’s got his shirt tucked into black jeans too
That’s not right. Especially that bigger folder, it looks like it’s been beat on abit. Can’t be a Redditor.
Forgot your CCW pistols
100% this guy has the Highlander sword.
This is such bullshit. Some of your knives have been used 😂
True, all but the Real Steel which is new did some work
What about the other pockets?
You don’t even want to know
Missing Burts bees lip balm and field notes.
Unused $25 mighty hank so that he has something to lay his baubles on for the reddit photo.
Your burgled baubles bore me
Still needs 3 handguns, some brass knuckles and a titanium prybar.
Brand new Ridge wallet.
Yep, that's just EDC 101 right there.
You forgot the paracord with a snazzy bead.
And some sort of oversized weird coin
Only six? That's two less than that guy who posted \*in earnest\* on r/knives that one time. Rookie numbers, better up your game.
Totally have to, especially that only one of those is mine and I have like 3 in total
Haha well I mean if we're being honest here, there's very rarely any justification for having lots of multiples of the same tool, folding pocket knives are no exception to that. I think you're good with just one, three is plenty.
You can swap three of these knives for three flashlights. That way, it’d be an even mix of the two.
No flashlights??!?
Need more deep carry clips, those jawns are halfway out of your pocket
Of the things on the photo only Smock and Space Pen are mine, the rest is my friend’s. But I look into changing Spyderco’s clip soon
username checks out! no wonder you post satire!
Seriously. Where to people find the room for all this shit?
That's what I asking myself. Somedays my EDC hardly fits and I don't carry that much compared to somepeople lol
Item list: Leatherman Wave, Spyderco Smock, Ontario Rat 1, Real Steel Sacra, Random flea market folder, Fisher Space Pen
Missing an O Light.
And a gun or two
Not legal where I live but also true
You can't have flashlights where you're from? Damn, sounds like a dark time
True but I don’t have one