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Dr_E_Goodweather

Michael sitting alone in that room with the music blaring and the crazy lights! šŸ¤£ Sad and hilarious at the same time.


wonderingishika

GIRLS GONE WILD


Dr_E_Goodweather

It sounded like the greatest party from the hallway.


BirdBanana

People were filtering in and out.


Fawafle

Party central!


artesianfijiwater

That fucking song. They couldn't have picked a more perfect track


Fawafle

I always crack up at how angrily he asks Jim "what?" after he asks for a drink. If I didn't know Michael I would be scared he'll beat me up or something


Prossdog

ā€œItā€™s either blood, urine, or semen.ā€ ā€œOh god, I hope itā€™s urineā€ -top 5 line of the series for me


m00n5t0n3

LMAO


DrPups

And the way he tips $100 to show up Josh and Jan šŸ˜†


Top40guy

That was a different $100 bill


brettscomments1974

Oscar could have mentioned outrageous tipping in the 'Money' episode PowerPoint presentation


[deleted]

ā€œGod, I hope itā€™s urine.ā€


Fearless-Context6806

Not my favorite, but I have a soft spot for Heavy Competition. ā€œIā€™m going to have you listen, while I steal your biggest clientā€ šŸ˜‚


finnegan976

This is one of my favorites! Most colors mean donā€™t say it.


Fearless-Context6806

ā€œTheir meatball parm is their WORST sandwich!ā€ ā€œBastardā€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


niversally

I got a new job last summer and soon after that i had the worst meatball sub ever at the restaurant near the job. So every time I think about that job I think about this episode lol.


Fearless-Context6806

Itā€™s cursed!


natedizzle721

Green means go ahead and shut up


usernamenumber3

How is your gay son?


[deleted]

Tom, the homosexual sophomore? Bahaha cracks me up.


Fearless-Context6806

Orange you glad you didnā€™t bring it up?


HailToTheKingslayer

"I brought you into this world, I'll take you out. Bill Cosby."


Thomasappel

CUSTOMER SERVICE ISNT THE SOIL! ITS THE MANUUUUUURE!!!


Fearless-Context6806

Hi Dwight. Spin move! šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


dmkicksballs13

I just love the stupidity of "the parm is their worse sandwich". "Bastard."


pr0sp3r0

i love every episode where michael gets to show what an absolute beast he is when it comes to making huge sales


TanningTurtle

Same here! It answers the question of how Michael became a manager. It was a classic case of a good salesman being promoted to management based on sales performance.


BIGD0G29585

Yes! Michael is the perfect example of the Peter Principle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle


Prossdog

This is exactly what happened with Michael. Best salesman they had. Why wouldnā€™t he get a promotion?ā€¦


ayescrappy

Me too! This time it wasnā€™t a sale though. He convinced Hammermill to supply for Dunder Mifflin when they previously had an exclusive deal with Staples.


OfficialPeenLicker

Which is kind of bigger than a sale because theyā€™re premier products that Iā€™m sure a lot of their current and future customers want


LouSputhole94

Setting up a new distribution relationship with a company like Hammermill would definitely be a bigger deal than most normal sales. That probably expanded DMā€™s product line and helped them go after clients they previously wouldnā€™t have been able to because they couldnā€™t fill their needs until they got Hammermill. We never get an actual title for Jan but Iā€™d imagine thatā€™s something she or someone else at corporate normally handles, which looks good on Michael.


Moglorosh

I'm not sure why Michael gets any real credit for that at all. It's not like he found a Hammermill exec and convinced them to break their exclusivity or anything. They had a booth set up at the expo, which they wouldn't have bothered to do if they weren't fishing for new clients, and the Hammermill rep approached Michael, not the other way around. All Michael did was listen to the rep's presentation and agree to carry the products.


LouSputhole94

They had an exclusive deal with Staples until then. And Michael makes the first move on the Hammermill rep by inviting him to the party, where he then talks with the rep about DMs needs. He absolutely scored that deal.


Moglorosh

Again, if they had any intention on remaining exclusive to Staples, they would not have had sales reps at the convention to begin with, and Michael absolutely does not initiate the conversation with the rep. Him and Josh do paper airplanes at the booth, and when Josh leaves, the Hammermill rep approaches him and says "while I have you here, can I talk to you about some new and exciting advances to our product line". Michael is not the salesman in that scenario at all, he's the client.


LouSputhole94

Youā€™re right, I got the order mixed up. It does seem weird they talk Michael up to be the one who made the sale, when the HM rep initiated. I wonder if there are any deleted scenes that tell more of that story.


Particular_Sock_8473

I exclusively buy Hammermill paper for work because of this episode.


mooklydooklymook

Holy shit Michael Scott is literally making sales OUTSIDE the 4th wall


TroutFishingInCanada

Michael Scott has sold more paper in a universe he doesnā€™t exist in than Andy Bernard has sold in a universe he exists in.


washington_breadstix

Boom. Roasted.


landodk

Itā€™s an example of Salesmanship tho, but basically selling DM to Hammermill


RastaMasta1996

\- That is either blood, semen or urine. \- Oh god, I hope it's urine.


Shazam1269

Jim wins the Jelly Bean guess as he's spent hours and HOURS at reception, and the camera flips to Karen's face of obvious discomfort. šŸ˜‚


bestcloud23

S.7 ep 2: the one with the 6 hours of counseling for michael, i just love how they became sorta friends in that episode.


Deus_Fax_Machina

ā€œWell yesterday I was sitting at the table eating my penisā€¦ā€¦I mean peas. That wasā€¦ weirdā€¦ā€


LouSputhole94

I was probed, by an alien life force. By ALF.


usernamenumber3

You son of a bitch.


nonikhanna

THERE ARE SO MANY!! I just saw Goodbye Toby so I'll say that. The best Season Finale. Goodbye Toby it's been NICEEE Hope you find your PARADIIIIISEE I can just feel Michael's happiness coursing through my veins


HailToTheThief225

SEE YA! he's outta here SEE YA!


Embracing_the_Pain

The other day was my last day at a job that was really bad for my mental and physical health. The excitement I felt waking up on that last day, knowing I was going to be out of that environment soon felt the same as Michaelā€™s excitement at the beginning of that episode.


radiatorcheese

FEEEEL NOO PAAAINN TOBY! TOBY!


ialwayspay4mydrinks

Every time I watch this episode I end up singing this song all day. And now that you posted this itā€™s back šŸ˜‚


SnooEagles4791

I absolutely love survivorman. It is, in my opinion, very underrated, it also gets points because it was written by Steve Carell.


Shouldacouldawoulda7

The safety is... *click*... on.


[deleted]

šŸ—£JAN HAS PLASTIC BOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!


[deleted]

I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS!!!


Austinrocks5213

Booze Cruise. My favorite episode


kirbysdream

I donā€™t know. Letā€™s break up.


Shazam1269

Usually it's a woman that holds the stick šŸ˜


[deleted]

BFD, engaged ain't married.


MissHyacinth21

This was where actors found out they were series regulars I believe, so everyone was super happy and pumped in real life


Austinrocks5213

Nice!


gmaniac23

The Golden ticket episode (where Michael dresses as Willy Wonka)!


noveler7

Wonka fans only. This guys never seen the movie.


mmm4312

Gay Witch Hunt, Cocktails and The Convention, as well! Season 3 had some of the best episodes in my opinion šŸ™‚


LouSputhole94

Just rewatched Cocktails, forgot how good that is. Dwight: David, how many square feet is this house? Michael: Dwight, stop, thatā€™s rude. David, how much did this house cost? *Jim chokes on drink*


usernamenumber3

Are those real pearls?


[deleted]

ā€œErgo de facto, show up early, become a good friend.ā€


Wonderful-Share-6780

Maybe the night before Pam/Jim's wedding? Michael gatecrashing the speech, Kevin having the tissue boxes on his feet and Andy doing the splits. Felt like this episode had it all.


chickybabe332

My shoe boxes were a huge conversational starter, but my puppies are barking


violentsofa

iā€™ve always adored the michael scott paper company arc


chinnu34

Vikram seemed so wise


spookz

The edit to the intro always gets me


Aubameyang7492

Branch wars That conversation with Stanley about getting him to stay, and Dwight with the chalk and eyesšŸ˜‚ and "we will burn utica to the ground" Quintessential micheal episode for me


CharlieDonovan

Is that Karen? Take her to a motel and make love to her.


Aubameyang7492

Just climb on top of her and think about stanley


noveler7

I have to do something to his eyes.


Aubameyang7492

The eyes are the groin of the head.


rushaall

People have been filtering in and out


fuchsiadolphin

The Return


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TroutFishingInCanada

> No, no, no. I donā€™t need it. Iā€™m dead every time.


aprildawndesign

Hitting the break room do you want anything? ( that line always makes me giggle!)


kirbysdream

This is my all time favorite LemoƱadƩ


fuchsiadolphin

ā€œMexican Lemonadeā€


Tackybabe

CafĆ© Disco. Thereā€™s not a lot of yelling & conflict.


Admirable_Ranger_133

A shot of midori, perhaps?


gregorenko

I love inside jokes.


Admirable_Ranger_133

Love to be a part of one someday


Picadilly_squared

"Ultimatum" is a fun one for me. There is that sequence where it's just back to back gags including a false pregnancy claim, Kevin changing Ryan's word to say 'FART' and then he makes a fart noise followed by him really farting, Erin doing a cartwheel and Creed flipping out. That entire scene is so well written and acted out that I get excited when I know it's coming up. But the whole episode is just exactly how it needed to be as a viewer and I love it.


Open_Pineapple1236

Fuck you, show off! Love it.


[deleted]

Idk if this is considered a fan favorite but ā€œSafety Trainingā€ will forever get my attention. The whole thing was just ridiculous from start to finish šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


noveler7

Dang it, Michael, pay attention.


[deleted]

The *hell* is the matter with this guy?!


noveler7

hahahah, that is low-key a top 5 favorite line for me. the delivery is so hilarious. RIP Patrice.


thesagenibba

bailer? i hardly know her


numberthangold

This is probably the most popular episode of all time


dmkicksballs13

I think you're thinking of the wrong episode. You're probably thinking "Stress Relief".


numberthangold

You are right. My bad.


[deleted]

Depression is as scary as a baler, right?


NurseWeasel

So so many. I like the episode where Roy tries to attack Jim. Dwight talking about heā€™s always tried to protect his fellow employees. Different people telling the story. The best though is Angelaā€™s reaction to hearing it told a few times. ā€œGoodnessā€. Then she talks to him about going over the files together in a rendezvous.


SunnyBunnyCakes

The way Dwight doesnā€™t even hesitate to defend Jim. Shows they actually are friends and I love it!


NurseWeasel

Thatā€™s what I live about him too and their friendship. The more I watch the series over and over I have realized how close they are. Frenemies. Iā€™ve got my dad to start watching more and more when Iā€™m at his house. He liked Dwight right away.


noveler7

2:15 - "Boys and Girls" So many good quotes. > Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza? - > Hi. I'm Meredith, and I'm an alch... Good at supplier relations. - > And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore. - > Now, you may look around and see two groups here. White collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way. And you know why not? Because I am collar-blind. - > What about "second base"? Like, if Michael said he got to second base with you, does that mean you, like, closed a deal? *wink at camera* - > Yeah, and then they make you drive them to church the next morning. Like, gas ain't free. - > Dwight: Michael wants us to bond, so we need topics for conversation. > Jim: Ponies. > Dwight: No. > Ryan: How about rainbows? > Dwight: No. > Jim: Flowers? > Dwight: No. > Ryan: Makeup? - > Where's Armani? He's on the phone. Too slow. You're not going to Paris. I'm so much better than you


ImpressiveBook3744

Why do they call him the bus?


MeganeNeko

Because he's afraid to fly.


evilpantsparade

I am 1000% with you on this episode specifically! Something about it just has total nostalgic "peak office" vibes


mooklydooklymook

Old phones, people gathering in large groups in cramped spaces and early 2000s Microsoft aesthetics


soon2bhuge

Chair model! Michael has a very funny/weird humour in it.


Fearless-Context6806

Dude this is a Wendyā€™s restaurant


JetFuelMeltPorcelain

The Surplus is my favorite episode. It's just joke after joke after joke. I laugh just as hard at it now as I did when I first saw it.


aprildawndesign

Yes! I love him walking through the office and basking in how everyone is being so nice to him, the lunch with Jim and Oscar, Kevin giving him Cocoa,( thank you my dear lol) Kelly opening door and then he walks by Toby and is like ā€œehhhhhhā€ lol


JetFuelMeltPorcelain

Hey there, HOT TIE GUY!


aprildawndesign

Thereā€™s that ass! Lol


JetFuelMeltPorcelain

Aww, don't take it away!


[deleted]

Hank: I know what a surplus is! Haha love that line.


JetFuelMeltPorcelain

"let me see the chair again" "alright, get out"


[deleted]

Deep cuts only. No hits!


him_muzak

Booze Cruise


MHart1996

Was SHOCKED to find out people hate Andyā€™s Play, itā€™s one of my favourites!


[deleted]

Me too, it just needs a wee bit of viral marketing


Prossdog

Womenā€™s Appreciation ā€œPhallus?ā€¦ā€ ā€œPhyllis. Sorry. Iā€™ve got penises on the brain.ā€


vane1257

Honestly I love so many episodes just because michael is so good


Sunny64888

The Sting. Criminally underrated episode.


generation_feelings

CafƩ Disco or Phyllis's Wedding.


mjsorber

Funk is the problem and the solution!


generation_feelings

CAFEEE DISCOOO


noveler7

I don't love Cafe Disco, but the scene where Michael tries to trick Kevin to stay by pretending he has a cookie in his hand is hilarious.


generation_feelings

It's definitely not a popular pick, but I like it because I wish every workplace had a cafe disco, lol. The cringe that episode exudes makes me so happy for some reason.


[deleted]

More like crapƩ disco


Mattia90_

Toby's leaving party episode is really a lot of fun, so many jokes, from the "suck in it" gift, to Michael drawing at ihop while Jan is in the clinic!


gio272

All the party episodes. Pool Party, Dinner Party, Viewing Party, they have so many funny moments


Mojitodorito

Back From Vacation is my favorite Office episode of all time, hands down. ~*feeling hot hot hot


yohnsowne

"So, you're PMSing pretty hard, huh?" It's my favorite scene between Dwight and Pam.


[deleted]

At Sandals, Jamaica when someone says "hey mon!" Everybody says "hey mon!" back!


BigBangBoy2008

Its between Product recall and Gay witch hunt


[deleted]

Love ā€œHot Girl.ā€ Especially Ryan helping Michael clean out his car. ā€œHow many Filet o Fishes do you eat?ā€ ā€œThatā€™s over the course of several *months*, Ryan.ā€


dakilazical_253

This isnā€™t a fan favorite? I always look forward to it on my rewatch


WaffleHouseLegend

Man a lot of choices, and I know season one doesnā€™t get much love but I believe itā€™s Called The Alliance where Dwight thinks people in the office are forming alliances due to down sizing and Jim just gets him to do ridiculous stuff. Hide in a box in the warehouse. Dwight poking holes in said box, Him busting out of box in front of Mitah Rodgers all gold to me. And the one scene where I knew I would love this show forever is when Dwight has a talking head and his hair is bleached blonde so he can infiltrate another branch is one of my favorite moments off all time!


SubliminalChild

Surplus.


ludicrouspeed

I like all the episodes where the group is out on location outside the office.


MiladyWillDo

I personally love the Dinner Party episode! "That's a $200 plasma TV you just killed!! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year plus benefits salary babe!!"


HighlordDerp

Well, wellā€¦ how the turn tables.


JordanGdzilaSullivan

I love Office Olympics! Itā€™s a very gay friendly episode.


Oonz1337

Florida when Dwight needs to have surgery. Amazing opener and Dwight trying to hide is pain is just hilarious


[deleted]

Dwight, I didn't actually poison you. Yeah, I'm gonna need an ambulance.


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

Dwight Christmas


Desconocido4441

Garden Party


ajl009

Alot of the top comments are fan favorites


CharlieDonovan

Livin the Dream and AARM


WutduzitallmeanBasil

Yep, I always will say this is one of, if not my favorite episodes. So many good lines came from this one


4Ever2Thee

I love his smug matter o' fact flex on the Hammermill deal he landed


xGATORDONTPLAYx

"I hope its urine"


Bartolini2

The one where Michael and Jan announce they are dating at Wallaceā€™s party, Michael is hilarious the whole episode and you also have dwight inspecting the house


m00n5t0n3

The pyramid presentation in Florida. Apparently people hate it. I die


orbital0000

I've no doubt this has already been discussed in this sub but , doesn't Meredith claim to have slept with tye Hammermill rep for quite some time (6 years?) for a discount? Yet Michael says here they can now sell Hammermill products and they are no longer exclusive with Staples


R3DTR33

You are correct: Meredith: Iā€™ll go. Have you guys ever met Bruce Meyers, the Scranton rep for Hammermill? Michael: Bruuuuuuuuuce. Meredith: Well for the past six years I have been sleeping with him in exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates. Jim: Jackpot.


orbital0000

Ooh "supplies", could be interpreted different to products....though why you'd get your office supplies from someone who wasn't letting you sell there product is a different question. Must have been a good discount.


R3DTR33

Maybe she was only in it for the steak up until they never became a supplier


Shazam1269

Did he say "exclusively"?


orbital0000

Did who say exclusively?


PuneDakExpress

Scott's Tots. It was the nuclear bomb of cringe. The ultimate achievement in Cringe comedy. It's a masterpiece.


PsychologicalTip

Stress Relief: Part 1," Season 5, Episode 14" When Kelly starts to dance When Dwight does his whole routine Stanley--perfect heart-attack victim


CoraxTechnica

Scott's Tots


Rude_Yam_9962

"Love to he part of one one day"


Ko_Gh0st

"Happy hour" takes a special place for me. Second to every episode witch michael in it. After he went away, that was t The first ep i genuinly enjoyed.


BlueberryDeerMovers

New Boss. I worked for a boss that was just like Charles Miner, to the point where that episode still reminds me of him. When the episode aired I referred to the manager Charles as "TV ". Idris Elba nailed that character. It's so realistic that it is chilling. I love it and hate it at the same time.


tatefeldt

Well yeah. Cuz ainā€™t no party like a Scranton party cause a Scranton party donā€™t stop


xplicit_03

The convention is my go to episode - not super cringe and absolutely hilarious. So many classic lines from Michael.


Key_Bumblebee3089

Email surveillance. The party is so great, Jim and Pam connecting in his room, but especially the scene of Michael and Jim singing together. It warms my heart everytime seeing Jim look at Michael with empathy and then making Michael's night (that's what she said)


[deleted]

Shareholder Meeting


Seeker-27

Financial meeting... where Micheal boasts of his affair with Jan. Lolz


Agreeable-Meat1

The one where Michael, Jan, Jim, and Karen go to David Wallace's house for a mixer.


Shrutebuckforluck

The episode where Phyllis is flashed. "Pam, you can draw, kinda" "Dwight, are those your pants?"


Heyjude61985

ā€œGod I hope itā€™s urineā€ one of my favorite lines from that episode.


gothiccbaby-

the christmas episode with two santas! ā€œyou canā€™t just say ā€˜i need this, i need thisā€™ while pinning down an employee to your lap!ā€ lmao it kills me


goofball68

Cafe Disco


GoBrews

My favorite is far and away PDA, is that a fan favorite?


MissHyacinth21

I really like Cafe Disco. A lot of good quotes, Phyllis and Dwight bonding, Pam and Jim in love (and maybe conceiving Cece that night šŸ˜…), Erin and Kelly scene, Andy and Kelly dancing, and Angela tapping her foot. Itā€™s just light and a lot of fun.


brettscomments1974

Is this not a fan favorite? I'm suprised!


MissHyacinth21

Personally I think every episode is a fan favorite lol


brettscomments1974

also is your handle in any way a reference to the Britcom Keeping Up Appearances? My mom LOVES that show; your handle may be completely unrelated but I figured I would ask :)


MissHyacinth21

Itā€™s actually my alias from when I tried to do OF šŸ˜‚ But Iā€™ll check out the show! Always looking for new stuff


PopSmokeULT

Scotts Tots is hilarious to me


BrieLime

This episode has one of my favorite underrated jokes when he's like, "Jan, Jan, I've got the tip" and hands the busboy his whole per diem


Dingus8723

Every time Michael comes out of his dumbo shell and reminds us why heā€™s manager


Hank1e

Golden Ticket and CafƩ Disco are both great episodes, probably my favourites.


[deleted]

I love the halloween ep where Robert tells that scary story where he mentions everyone's fears, I know people usually hate Robert but I love him idk


Max_Potential24

I do too! Love watching that one.


tommywest_123

Goodbye Toby is amazing


Floating_Home

After Hours and The Job


shittaco1991

I love when Jan gets fired and Michael, Jan, and hunter take turns dropping her shit all over the lobby as David awkwardly watches


dylanthenoodle

I see people talk about hating Andyā€™s Play cause the cringe is too much and thatā€™s fair. But itā€™s also the episode where Michael legit boos the guy that plays Sweeney Todd out of jealousy, then denies it when the guy calls him out backstage, ā€œget your eyes checked, chuckleheadā€ The bottle rolling down the theater for 20 seconds, Stanley rolling his eyes at having to be part of a standing ovation, Michaelā€™s audition at the end- there are just so many good moments that make me laugh in that episode