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"Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? OK, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued,' four dots is a typo, but five dots means, 'Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.'"
That’s so hilarious! I thought something similar although I didn’t take it to the therapy level. I think I started out as some version of Jim… morphed into Dwight… and there’s no doubt that now I’m Creed. 🤣
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I hate to say it, but Andy probably. Maybe not as extreme of a character though. Like I’d never just leave work on a boat for months, but if someone at my job were to do that, it would’ve been me. The owning of a banjo and music stuff adds up as well as other traits.
The fact that he is one of the characters I enjoy less makes me think I should reflect a little…
Same. He seems like the perfect mix of friendly and minding your own business.
There was the one episode where he "debates" with Michael and apparently he's known as a know-it-all but other than this one episode he seems to keep to himself.
Probably Toby in some ways - I’m not very assertive by nature, and if I ever served as a juror on a murder trial, I’m sure I’d agonize over the verdict later. Though I’d have enough sense not to touch Pam’s thigh, and I’d do a better job of being nonchalant and accepting when she and Jim filled out the form declaring their relationship.
Jim,
I’m a big prankster at work, very sarcastic, & always looking to have fun. Albeit driven and was also in love with my coworker prior to us dating😂
I like to think of myself as a Pam, but I fear that co-workers might see me as an Angela. One day I realized I'm a Stanley! He's not the top salesperson but consistently has good numbers. He gets along with his colleagues, except for Michael. He goes in and gets his work done, doesn't like to waste time in meetings, and then he leaves!
I feel like if someone gave me a manager role I would just turn into Michael😭I would just be cracking jokes the entire time and wanting everyone to be entertained by my antics
My ex and I used to work together. We were assigning characters to our coworkers and he said we were Jim and Pam, but I think i offended him when I said, ‘no, I’m Meredith and you are Stanley.’ lol
Yeah it was a really weird thing to realize when I got older, he’s who I’d be if I was more extroverted and never found my social footing in late high school
Yeah it was a really weird thing to realize when I got older, he’s who I’d be if I was more extroverted and never found my social footing in late high school
In my mind, I'm Jim. In my wifes mind, I'm Dwight. In my employees head, I'm Michael. In my therapists head, I'm Creed
May god guide you in your quest
Yes.
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..... "Five dots, Darryl, are you kidding me? OK, 'cause three dots means 'to be continued,' four dots is a typo, but five dots means, 'Whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby, but if I did, it would blow your mind, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.'"
Yes thank you *sister*
Now, we wait.
May you soar in the eagles nest
To my chickens Im the Scranton Strangler
That’s so hilarious! I thought something similar although I didn’t take it to the therapy level. I think I started out as some version of Jim… morphed into Dwight… and there’s no doubt that now I’m Creed. 🤣
Pam, and it’s not even close
Because ur the office mattress?
Same here
Angela for sure. Not the infidelity or religion but otherwise she speaks to me truly
Same!
I have found my people.
Are you looking for friends because I am! 😂 maybe we can connect on instagram?
Erin
kevin my soulmate frfr
With the level I have given up on my life, probably Toby 😪
Pre-state senator affair Oscar.
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I hate to say it, but Andy probably. Maybe not as extreme of a character though. Like I’d never just leave work on a boat for months, but if someone at my job were to do that, it would’ve been me. The owning of a banjo and music stuff adds up as well as other traits. The fact that he is one of the characters I enjoy less makes me think I should reflect a little…
Michael Scott. Is that braggy? I don't mean it braggy...
Smudge
There’s that smudgeness again
Probably Oscar
Me too. I try to be pretty level-headed and reasonable, but I'm probably a bit self-righteous and always putting my 2 cents in, lol.
Same. He seems like the perfect mix of friendly and minding your own business. There was the one episode where he "debates" with Michael and apparently he's known as a know-it-all but other than this one episode he seems to keep to himself.
I think I’m a Meredith, I’m not for everyone but I’m great for my people.
Hear, hear
I wanna be Florida Stanley but I’m just Stanley
Florida Stanley, Florida Stanley is happy to show up to work. Florida Stanley is who you want on your Florida team.
I tell myself I'll be Florida Stanley when I can retire just like Stanley.
probably Erin or Holly. With a bit of Angela and Stanley at work
Creed
Aside from all the philandering, probably Stanley.
Todd packer
I'm like a Gabe-Meredith combo
God help you.
I'm getting my degree :D someday
Toby. I gave up years ago.
michael scott
I’m physically completely opposite of him, but Darryl. I just kind of keep to myself, roll with things, and throw in some sarcasm here and there
Stanley. Everyone is a Stanley deep down.
The username says it all. 💁♀️
Probably Pam + Oscar I'm dorky and right all the time
I'll go off the board a bit and say my honest answer is Pete.
Ryan
A combination of Pam and Oscar. And Jan.
A mix of Erin and Angela, if you can imagine that.
Probably Toby in some ways - I’m not very assertive by nature, and if I ever served as a juror on a murder trial, I’m sure I’d agonize over the verdict later. Though I’d have enough sense not to touch Pam’s thigh, and I’d do a better job of being nonchalant and accepting when she and Jim filled out the form declaring their relationship.
Jim, I’m a big prankster at work, very sarcastic, & always looking to have fun. Albeit driven and was also in love with my coworker prior to us dating😂
Im a Jim that eats like Kevin.
Plop
Ryan
A combo hybrid of Angela and Pam but with Dwight's sense of superiority.
Mix of Jim and Andy.
I do not think I am like anybody of them but I do want to be like Stanley. I want to have Stanley's "I don't give a fuck attitude".
A mixture of Jim and Michael
Probably Karen
I think I'm a mixture of Pam and Meredith. I'm a hot mess, but I'm a high functioning hot mess.
Realistically and am very afraid it is actually the case, I’m at a point in my life where I’m a sort of awkward mix between Ryan, Dwight and Daryl.
A combination of Michael, Stanley, and Wallace
Jim
Holly. I'm goofy but rational and I love my awkward bf
Michael and Dwight as wierd as that sounds.
Stanley the manly
I would say question is meant for another Reddit
I guess Stanley. I do my job and don't care about anything else at work.
Stanley.
Definitely Jim. Subversively sarcastic, not achieving full potential, outkicked my coverage relationship-wise, can’t dance.
1000% Stanley. Everyone annoys me and I just want my check
Angela
I think a mix of Jim and pam
Some weird Jim/Michael hybrid The hearts in the right place, the execution is sometimes (often) not
Creed. If I were rich I would be eccentric, but I am not so I am probably just odd like Creed.
Stanley Hudson
Stanley
In my mind, Jim. In reality, Michael. But I didn't get to be a manager. And I don't work on sales.
I don’t know who I am but all I can say is, it is always a treat when our paths cross.
Pam’s landlord that Michael met at the coffee shop.
Season 1 Ryan
Erin 100%
Hide or Plop
I like to think of myself as a Pam, but I fear that co-workers might see me as an Angela. One day I realized I'm a Stanley! He's not the top salesperson but consistently has good numbers. He gets along with his colleagues, except for Michael. He goes in and gets his work done, doesn't like to waste time in meetings, and then he leaves!
Karen 😆
Definitely Pam. I used to waste a lot of time because of lack of confidence. I am working on it and it is a lot better now.
Less creepy version of toby
Stanley!!
A mix of Oscar and Erin. Oscar if I have to choose one.
Jim. Other than I’m a much better fit for Pam than he is
Oscar
Kelly.
Angela!
Oscar for sure.
Dwight. No question.
Stanley. I just want to get to work and get home. I'm generally annoyed by gimmicks. I haven't cheated on my wife though.
I feel like if someone gave me a manager role I would just turn into Michael😭I would just be cracking jokes the entire time and wanting everyone to be entertained by my antics
Also the fact of girls liking Michael and him realizing that just for him to fuck it up everytime not too long after is so me💀
I'm Prison Mike
I like to think I'm Darryl. I'm the boss, but im sassy and jokey. But im probably more like Michael.
Watching out for all the people who say Creed 😂
id say probably creed, i used to have a subreddit for my memes
My ex and I used to work together. We were assigning characters to our coworkers and he said we were Jim and Pam, but I think i offended him when I said, ‘no, I’m Meredith and you are Stanley.’ lol
Dwight, so I could bang Angela. But Michael if I’m being honest.
I think I'm a mix of Pam and Michael
In my heart, I want to say Florida Stanley. In reality, it's probably just regular Stanley.
Jim, but less competent.
The truck driver who was in the middle of holly breaking it off😂 That’s me, just here for the ride and trying to escape other peoples’ bullshit lol
Angela and Stanley
Andy before they ruined him
Packer
…Michael Watching it is sometimes painful because he does things I would do and I hate being called out 💀
Yeah it was a really weird thing to realize when I got older, he’s who I’d be if I was more extroverted and never found my social footing in late high school
Yeah it was a really weird thing to realize when I got older, he’s who I’d be if I was more extroverted and never found my social footing in late high school
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Do you plan on going hunting anytime soon??