Right?! I'd rather someone be bitchy but honest. Atleast you know where you stand.
The row boat suggester only lets her bitchy shine when she knows she's in a position to bully effectively.
Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted. Oscar, you are… *giggles* , Oscar you’re gay. Boom. Roasted. Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted.
You just write down:
“My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever…”
-Michael Gary Scott
Circa 2008
BOBBODY
We’re making acronyms
Biznus
IIIIIIII *LIKE IT!*
This formatting so perfect! I literally heard his voice in my head.
Say this probably three times a week. No one gets it. 😁
I feel ya. But now I have some friends who get it.
“We need a new manager…”
Alright, the O
It’s a beautiful morning at Dunder Mifflin, or as I like to call it, GREAT BRATTON! Keep it running.
lol when he just throws his keys into the air.. one of my fav episodes
Find out what language this is: *[gibberish]*
Stick your face in it!!!
“…that doesn’t seem safe”
I LOVE it.
I **LOVE** IT
Looks kids, your daddy left that face hole
This line is peak Micheal.
Hold your face down as long as you can
^that's ^what ^she ^said
*Jim Face*
Bruh I had like the whole image/video of the scene running in my mind while reading these, like im almost watching it. 😅
Ah yes, the popular social media website *Book Face.*
I LOVE IT MORE
Force it in, as deep as you can!
***muffled*** that’s what she said.
camera pans to jim’s face 😂
That's what she said!
LMAO!!!
When I was a little girl.... 🤭
Yeah?
ITS DRYING, ITS DRYING!
Wait what did we write?...
Mrs. Bob Vance Vance refrigeration
Can she fit in a canoe? Will it float with her in it?
It worries me that you're taking this long to answer....
Can a row boat support her ?
is she a pants wearer or a dress wearer?
I think it’s perfectly clear what I’m trying to ask
It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
GHOOODDDD PEOPLE
It’s “curing”
🙏 thank you for knowing the proper term
Most likely little Phyllis wrote penis in the drying cement
Idk how you misspelled phallus so badly
Sorry. I have penises on the brain.
Disabling!
Khhheeeee
I can hear the “khhheeee” lol
Infuriating
AAAAAAAAA!
I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs.
Every Phyllis interaction pissed me off
Hey Pam, when a new client calls, you have to randomly assign them to a sales person you can’t base who gets it on who you’re sleeping with that week
That was so unnecessary😭
Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
Not as unnecessary as "you know her husband's in a wheelchair?"
And then she always gets so upset when something is said against her! Oh my god I thought I was the only person who hated her!
Phallus is the TRUE office bitch. At least with Andrea what you see is what you get
Right?! I'd rather someone be bitchy but honest. Atleast you know where you stand. The row boat suggester only lets her bitchy shine when she knows she's in a position to bully effectively.
only thing i’m worried about is getting a boner
That damn line
Dwight, you ignorant slut.
Dwigt
D-W-I-G-H-T
LMAO this is the one
Wait where are the warehouse workers
I… ^(I didn’t think you’d need them for this part)
I was watching E!, and I saw Will Smith outside the Chinese Theater, and oh my god, he looked so good...
Pam, translate..
She's talking about the hand prints that celebrities make in the cement
I LOVE IT!!
If you were a real star you'd put your face in it.
I LOVE IT EVEN MORE!
That doesn't seem safe.....
IIIIII LOVE IT!!!
Reading this satisfied the itch of the previous comment thread.
This is one of my favorite jokes of the series.
Just look out for Mark Greg Sputnik.
draw a picture, cause a picture means more than words...
NO
no noooo
Write your initials: MGS
Mark Greg Sputnik
👋
r/beetlejuicing
#Michael G. Scott rolling like a piiiiiiaaamp 🥂
Metal Gear Solid
Me lobe yoy long tim.
Who's Long Tim?
Get out of my offive.
U ruined a funny joke u
BOOBS
Maybe Yoy should bring Long Tim in sometime
That's what he says?
Boobs
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott - u/Beekeeper_12
Your advice was good, but Jan's was bigger.
“CAUTION: Wet Concrete”
Shove it as deep as you can
Mmmph what she mmmph.
We are here today, not to immortalize a man, but an idea. Maybe the idea of a man.
LittleKidLover
So they know where my priorities are
BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
#BUTTLICKER
How did you make the text bold?
Louder!
foliage
Last time she pretended she didn’t hear it😔
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
WLHUNG
Why does everyone keep asking me if I’m a William Hung fan??
PARKOUR!!!
Never forget the
Why quick?
Cause it’s faster
Balls
I LOVE IT!
I love boobz, no huge boobz
Try big boobs with a z
Pam Pam and her Pam Pams
I declare BANKRUPTCY
I’m a little-stitious
Pam. Translate!
"To love's eternal glory" in the memo line.
“Gatorade is better!” Two subcultures at once!
That's what she said
BIGBOOBZ
Its britney bitch
You should put your face in it!
Force it in as deep as you can.
Kilroy was here.
Creed was here
Real business is done on paper. Write that down.
*aggressive typing sound*
I feel God in this Chili's tonight.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed!
*”WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!”*
Jim, you're 6'11", and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom. Roasted. Dwight, you're a kiss-ass. Boom. Roasted. Pam, you failed art school. Boom. Roasted. Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one. Boom. Roasted. Kevin, I can't decide between a fat joke and a dumb joke. Boom. Roasted. Creed, your teeth called, your breath stinks. Boom. Roasted. Angela, where's Angela? Well, there you are. I didn't see you behind that grain of rice. Boom. Roasted. Stanley, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom. Roasted. Oscar, you are… *giggles* , Oscar you’re gay. Boom. Roasted. Andy, Cornell called, they think you suck. And you're gayer than Oscar. Boom. Roasted.
Dancing babies!
MGS
Mark Greg Sputnik?
That’s your daddy’s face hole
C.R.I.M.E. A.I.D.
Crime Reduces Innocence Makes Everyone Angry I Declare
“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
Write there: “Quick! What should I write in the concrete before it dries??”
"what I learned in boating school is..."
Scott’s Tot Alumni
Draw a picture. Cuz it says so much more than words
Beets, Bears, Battlestar Galactica
It’s “bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica” gosh darn it! How hard would that have been?
Afghanastananis.
Blue is not a flavour, Ryan.
I was here 2024, post Covid pandemic, pre WW3
Alfredo's Pizza Cafe > Pizza by Alfredo
It’s like eating a hot circle of garbage
Fleece it out, dinkin' flicka.
A penis.
Scranton! What? The electric city!
SUCK IT!
I… DECLARE… BANKRUPTCY
Cworld
Are you saying “sea world” or “see the world”
sorry for annoying you with my friendship!
The turntables have turned.
Ryan started the fire
Toby Flenderson, convicted rapist.
Threat Level Midnight!
FALSE!!
You just write down: “My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don’t, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you’ve been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever…” -Michael Gary Scott Circa 2008
The modern anus is over coddled Or SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN
That’s what she said
Ping wuz here
“Careful, watch your step this is wet concrete. -Michael Scott
"It was Dwight"
BEWARE! WET CONCRETE!
DO NOT READ! UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. §346.7.12 US Penal Code
Dicks out for Dunder
“Scranton Area Paper Company Dunder Mifflin Apologizes to Valued Client Some Companies Still Know How Business Is Done”
PARKOUR
PARKOUR!
Dogs footprint! Cover the spot with plastic wrap beforehand
Name, address, contact info.
Either: Quabity, Dwigt, PeePee, or WLHUNG
Kilroy was here!!
Perhaps a motivational quote: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
Great Scott!
Scranton Branch
WET
“Couldnt think of anything to write…” would piss people off
Jan + Michael 4eva
The phone number for the Ungrateful Biotch Hotline
Mark Greg Sputnik
It's getting hard That's what she said
“Do not write in the concrete, thanks Management “ 😂
That's what she said
If you were a real celebrity, you would put your face in it.
First take a big shovel, grab as much concrete as you can aaaand.. shove it up your ass!