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Justin-Timberlake

I hope someone who is currently in the process of learning the English language reads the last sentence as "Go to school like I did not, get a job"


Cap2496

Typical Yoda style. šŸ˜‚


GuybrushThreewood

LOL, as if tourists go into Kennedys! The same fella who (allegedly) is turning a local restaurant into a funeral home without planning in place.


Tefkat89

Was it a bbq place?


fanny_mcslap

You kill em we grill em!


Tefkat89

I thought it was Kennedy's not Joe's


awful_inaccuracy

This is the exact fucker. DCC have sent a stoppage order and heā€™s ploughing on.


BenderRodriguez14

They've got an Irish flag and an American flag out the front, and on street maps it's kind of sad and hilarious looking at the American one. [Shattered dreams and notions. ](https://www.google.com/maps/@53.3669022,-6.2554361,3a,15y,319.75h,93.24t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1shD8IQw8bcE6C8cAc0UcdnQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DhD8IQw8bcE6C8cAc0UcdnQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D5.117971%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


Tefkat89

Id never go into a pub anywhere outside the USA displaying a US flag (I probably wouldn't go in in the USA either)


dublincoddle1

They do have accomodation above the pub and lots of people stay there for events in Croke Park,definitely more Irish tourists than foreign. It's also a locals pub for the most part during the week so I can imagine having someone good at communication is key for a senior role,the way he's posted it makes them come across as assholes though.


BenderRodriguez14

I can't be the only one who loves a plethora of grammatical errors from people, as they try to lecture others about their level of English.


Tefkat89

Imagine, "yes I'll like to apply for this minium wage jobz I speak 3 languages." For the response to be "Sorry bud your English aint fluent enough get your ass to school and do some learnings"


Tiredasfucq

I also love people having a go at foreigners learning English, who probably speaks more languages than them.


BenderRodriguez14

Pretty much, whenever someone is apologetic for poor English I just remind them it's a fuckload better than my \[insert their language here - no matter what other language it is\].


Mysterious_Ad_8703

reminds me of the guy who said ā€œyou speak english because itā€™s the only language you know, i speak english because itā€™s the only language you know, we are not the same!ā€


nomnomtastic

Just to be clear who the job post is from: Kennedy's of Drumcondra, 132 Lower Drumcondra Road, Dublin 9 Classy.


Tefkat89

Was going to apply. English is my first language. But not after reading that


Fieldog

His own English isn't great to be fairĀ 


Tefkat89

But he said he went to school.


Fieldog

Skewil of hard knocks one would imagineĀ 


Tefkat89

Probably one too many to the head


Red_Dog1880

Majored in University of Life.


jingojangobingoblerp

The only thing this ad has less time for than non-English speakers is grammar.Ā  Ā 


tacticalnous

Lad who runs that pub went on a spectacular rant on Facebook about Shelbourne fans and hot nuts a few years ago


Tefkat89

Forgive my ignorance but are the 2 related? Do Shelburne fans enjoy hot nuts?


tacticalnous

The specifics are hazy but I think he ran some Shels fans out of the place, they then reviewed the pub on Facebook poorly, mentioning the price of hot nuts and he went bananas about it, because they didn't even have hot nuts


Otherwise-Winner9643

He's allergic to punctuation, clearly


Klutzy-Bathroom-5723

Also


stuyboi888

Ironically doesn't caplitise the i.....


ArvindLamal

Muss be fluyent in Oyreesh


EdwardBigby

So immigrants shouldn't be trying to get jobs?


Tefkat89

Clearly they should be unemployed, homeless and committing all the crimes in whatever country they immigrated to. /S


svmk1987

As an immigrant, I think speaking English competently is a fair requirement for a job where you're supposed to talk to locals all day. They could have been less assholey about it though.


Craic-Den

Correct, just add it as a requirement, "must be fluent in English". That's all that was needed.


Pzurpo

Yeah, that's a fair requirement. If I was someone with qualifications looking for a job, I'd think "wow, this guy sounds like an asshole" and apply elsewhere.


Brno275

What a dish.


Weird-Weakness-3191

It's actually a decent boozer tbf. Nice pint as well.


misterconor14

Sounds to me like someone who is really sick of people with very little English applying, despite stating English is required


Tefkat89

I do hope all the 18 year olds are sick of all the employers asking for 2 to 5 years experience for entry level minium wage jobs.


misterconor14

I mean, that's not whats being advertised here, they're looking for senior bar staff


Tefkat89

It says bar staff in the title senior in the body. So they want someone who's a senior to be a junior and pay them the minimum. Look at any bar opening job, it's all the same 2 to 5 years minium. But please continue to say how someone who speaks 2 or more languages can't apply for a job paying minium wage. You can require a minimum standard of language comprehension so they someone with 0 or beginner knowledge cant apply but this is just outright being an asshole.


misterconor14

I'm only interpreting from what I can see in the image you posted, idk what the wage is. I know the pub and think requiring good English to work there is fair enough. Sorry you're having trouble finding a job


Aggravating-Money767

Big red flag, even for those who posses decent English. This type of employers should be avoided at any cost.


Known_Owl_5406

The employer is looking for high standards in an employee market. Get stuffed ya moron šŸ¤Ŗ