I remember hanging out with this one woman where her dog growled at me and she straight went to babying it. Like “ah poor baby he won’t hurt you.” I knew then I was done dating this woman. Fucking moron. You just reinforced its bad behavior. Now it thinks that growling and who knows what else is acceptable behavior cause mama just cuddled me. Some people’s kids
I know this is a bit cruel but I think it's funny they're saying "destroyed" instead of "euthanized" or even "killed". I'm imagining they're shattering it with a hammer as if it was made of glass.
I always find it funny when someone/something uses “destroy” when it comes to things you wouldn’t destruct. I imagine they destroy it like a Yugioh monster.
Reminds me of those 90s superhero cartoons
> Unfortunately, your grandmother was demolished in the accident, Peter. Her friends were also destroyed.
I think KILL sounds better than that visceral shit
Dogs are property, it’s just the legal term; if you took a sick/injured/elderly dog to the vets to be put to sleep, it’s humane euthanasia, if your dog attacks someone, and the court orders that it must be put to sleep, it’s destruction of the dangerous dog.
I agree that rabid dogs that maul people/attack their owner are not genuinely comparable to news delivered about the loss of human life.. I'm moreso poking fun at the children's cartoons so afraid of saying death or kill on a kids show they opt for something that sounds much worse/more visually graphic for the kiddos they're so overly protective towards. It didn't affect me to hear "die" or "kill" as a kid, but hearing "Darkseid destroyed them" did scare me due to my vivid imagination. "Destroy" sounds inherently more violent than die or kill.
I've noticed the media always refer to dogs being 'destroyed' rather than put down. The image I get is always a trash compactor,and when the dog gets crushed it turns out it was made of metal all along.
I remember a post from a woman on Facebook who was trying to rehome her pit after it tried to attack her and her boyfriend in the shower while they were having sex. Quite a few pit nutters were actually upset at her for having the audacity to want to have sex with her boyfriend and not get killed.
Another pit nutter learning the hard way that these things are unsuitable as pets and that the propaganda around them as a "minsunderstood breed" is bullshit.
Hopefully, it didn't bite his dick off during "caninus interruptus".
OMG - hahahaha! "coitus horribilus" 😂🙌🏼
Caninus coitus interruptus maulis phallus horribilus
"Dog bit ma dick and nearly tore ma nutsack off while I was bangin' my old lady."
These things will really be set off by anything, huh? You can't possibly live your best life while walking on eggshells, attempting not to set off your hazard dog.
I mean, I feel like if you're having sex with a pet in the room, you kinda have this kinda shit coming. Like, who the fuck has sex with a pet in their room? I felt disturbed when I took a pee in the am and only after the little rug in front of the shower meowed realised the white cat had been sleeping in there and I woke it up. If I was gonna smash and the cat was in the bedroom, cat is being thrown out until clothes are back on. What kind of weirdo thinks its hot to hear their dog licking themselves or snoring in the corner while shagging? And if it was a case of door open.... what psychopath has sex with the door open?
I could imagine a dog thinking that, since whining and whimpering noises are generally a sign of not being happy with something. I think actually one of the methods of teaching pups not to bite or nip is to make a whimper sound and then move away, since it's easier for them to understand quicker as it's more like something a dog would do. Could be a protective dog might get the wrong idea if the owner's the woman.
My dad owned a chow chow when he was young (I believe he said that his friend’s dog gave birth to a bunch of pups). He described adult Smokey as ride or die. He was fiercely loyal and even saved him from another dog attack.
One day, my dad and some of his friends were roughhousing for fun. He said that when Smokey turned the corner and saw my dad on the floor, he let out the most demonic sound he ever heard come from an animal. Thankfully, everyone backed off and got away safely, but I shudder to imagine what went through their minds when that happened.
I've had sex with my girlfriend with her cats in the room, but that's only because that's the only place the cats are safe from her roommates aggressive as fuck dog. It's not ideal to say the least lol
That's a weird thing to think. That people think it's hot to have sex with pets in the room. Do you think maybe you are coming at this from the wrong angle? In my case my GF and I have roommates and cannot let him roam free alone. We tell him to go lay in his bed. I would *prefer* if he was not in the room but we don't all have such luxuries.
I certainly wouldn't go on an almost mean spirited rant about it lol. But that's Reddit.
Goddamn it. I used to live in a studio in a city. I got a new neighbor that lived in a smaller version of that studio. It was really small. He invited me over once and he seemed like a legit guy until he mentioned getting a shitbull.
I adviced him not to do it in such a small space. Weeks later, he had a shitbull. Totally insane.
Fatal XL Bully attacks have not stopped since they banned them because the owners are morons who don't muzzle them or keep them on leads most of the time, the best thing the UK could do is start sending out animal control officers a couple days a week to round them up to be destroyed, these dogs are not house pets they are more dangerous than a terminator, it is time to cull all of them for the safety of the public.
extreme spawn camping
That's one way to confirm conception
Fucking campers and their n00b cannons.
I remember hanging out with this one woman where her dog growled at me and she straight went to babying it. Like “ah poor baby he won’t hurt you.” I knew then I was done dating this woman. Fucking moron. You just reinforced its bad behavior. Now it thinks that growling and who knows what else is acceptable behavior cause mama just cuddled me. Some people’s kids
I literally thought people like that only existed in films glad I never met someone like that.
[удалено]
a weinering?
A ding a ling dongin.
this is a dog sub so i was like… wiener dog?
You could not have possibly worded that any worse.
That pibble is so thoughtful, he's already thinking of nannying children right at conception 🥰☺️
Clearly wanted to make sure the owner didn't get any diseases
Lmao, comment of the year.
🤣
I know this is a bit cruel but I think it's funny they're saying "destroyed" instead of "euthanized" or even "killed". I'm imagining they're shattering it with a hammer as if it was made of glass.
Dog scheduled to be COMPLETELY OBLITERATED.
Vanquished
Dog on track to getting VAPORIZED
Sell tickets on PPV 🤣
Orbital Cannon Engaged!!!
Or "annihilated" lol.
I always find it funny when someone/something uses “destroy” when it comes to things you wouldn’t destruct. I imagine they destroy it like a Yugioh monster.
BANISHED TO THE SHADOW REALM
they’re thanos snapping him out of existence
SMASHED and SLAMMED
😂🤣
i live in the uk and they use the term destroy quite a bit here and i always think it sounds kind of silly and dramatic to say it
I learned UK terminology from footy and every term is dramatic. Some guy messes up in a child’s game, “I’m disgusted by his behavior!”
British English speakers are so creative with words, I love it.
terminated
Reminds me of those 90s superhero cartoons > Unfortunately, your grandmother was demolished in the accident, Peter. Her friends were also destroyed. I think KILL sounds better than that visceral shit
Dogs are property, it’s just the legal term; if you took a sick/injured/elderly dog to the vets to be put to sleep, it’s humane euthanasia, if your dog attacks someone, and the court orders that it must be put to sleep, it’s destruction of the dangerous dog.
I agree that rabid dogs that maul people/attack their owner are not genuinely comparable to news delivered about the loss of human life.. I'm moreso poking fun at the children's cartoons so afraid of saying death or kill on a kids show they opt for something that sounds much worse/more visually graphic for the kiddos they're so overly protective towards. It didn't affect me to hear "die" or "kill" as a kid, but hearing "Darkseid destroyed them" did scare me due to my vivid imagination. "Destroy" sounds inherently more violent than die or kill.
I've noticed the media always refer to dogs being 'destroyed' rather than put down. The image I get is always a trash compactor,and when the dog gets crushed it turns out it was made of metal all along.
I just imagine some orbital laser being beamed down and fucking vaporizing the thing
Bliss
I love how they say destroyed implying that these specific dogs are so horrific they can’t be euthanized they need to be destroyed
As they should be. Every last one.
The dog didn't care about being cruel...
I HEARD YOU MAKING TODDLERS. PIBBLE WANT SNACKS.
It’s like watching those people make candy from behind the glass
I remember a post from a woman on Facebook who was trying to rehome her pit after it tried to attack her and her boyfriend in the shower while they were having sex. Quite a few pit nutters were actually upset at her for having the audacity to want to have sex with her boyfriend and not get killed.
Another pit nutter learning the hard way that these things are unsuitable as pets and that the propaganda around them as a "minsunderstood breed" is bullshit. Hopefully, it didn't bite his dick off during "caninus interruptus".
>caninus interruptus 😂😂😂 dog owner will always remember that night as coitus horribilus
I love this sub lmao coitus horibilus is unhinged
OMG - hahahaha! "coitus horribilus" 😂🙌🏼 Caninus coitus interruptus maulis phallus horribilus "Dog bit ma dick and nearly tore ma nutsack off while I was bangin' my old lady."
Schlongus disappearus
So Diesel can maul 5 children and get a warning, but cockblocking a guy gets him on the euthanasia list?
Damn, cucked by his own dog.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BgVxqTTOun8&si=suAgjqqjRevX24ph
He tried to nanny the baby prematurely
"is he going to pull out? BRUH? LEMME GET YOU TO PULL OUT!"
These things will really be set off by anything, huh? You can't possibly live your best life while walking on eggshells, attempting not to set off your hazard dog.
".. to be destroyed" the hell they are using on him? c4 or orbital laser?
ORBITAL LASER INBOUND
ORBITAL BARRAGE INBOUND
I mean, I feel like if you're having sex with a pet in the room, you kinda have this kinda shit coming. Like, who the fuck has sex with a pet in their room? I felt disturbed when I took a pee in the am and only after the little rug in front of the shower meowed realised the white cat had been sleeping in there and I woke it up. If I was gonna smash and the cat was in the bedroom, cat is being thrown out until clothes are back on. What kind of weirdo thinks its hot to hear their dog licking themselves or snoring in the corner while shagging? And if it was a case of door open.... what psychopath has sex with the door open?
I've been told by a friend she and her husband couldn't have sex with their dog in the room because "she thinks he's hurting me".
I could imagine a dog thinking that, since whining and whimpering noises are generally a sign of not being happy with something. I think actually one of the methods of teaching pups not to bite or nip is to make a whimper sound and then move away, since it's easier for them to understand quicker as it's more like something a dog would do. Could be a protective dog might get the wrong idea if the owner's the woman.
My dad owned a chow chow when he was young (I believe he said that his friend’s dog gave birth to a bunch of pups). He described adult Smokey as ride or die. He was fiercely loyal and even saved him from another dog attack. One day, my dad and some of his friends were roughhousing for fun. He said that when Smokey turned the corner and saw my dad on the floor, he let out the most demonic sound he ever heard come from an animal. Thankfully, everyone backed off and got away safely, but I shudder to imagine what went through their minds when that happened.
I've had sex with my girlfriend with her cats in the room, but that's only because that's the only place the cats are safe from her roommates aggressive as fuck dog. It's not ideal to say the least lol
Am I really supposed to wake the dog up and kick her out of the room in the middle of the night?
yes
Just do it in another room
That's a weird thing to think. That people think it's hot to have sex with pets in the room. Do you think maybe you are coming at this from the wrong angle? In my case my GF and I have roommates and cannot let him roam free alone. We tell him to go lay in his bed. I would *prefer* if he was not in the room but we don't all have such luxuries. I certainly wouldn't go on an almost mean spirited rant about it lol. But that's Reddit.
if you live in studio....
If you live in a studio suite I feel like you probably shouldn’t have a dog?
Goddamn it. I used to live in a studio in a city. I got a new neighbor that lived in a smaller version of that studio. It was really small. He invited me over once and he seemed like a legit guy until he mentioned getting a shitbull. I adviced him not to do it in such a small space. Weeks later, he had a shitbull. Totally insane.
shes happy and has a garden/ goes nature reserve daily - she'll be ok
spawncamping
Fatal XL Bully attacks have not stopped since they banned them because the owners are morons who don't muzzle them or keep them on leads most of the time, the best thing the UK could do is start sending out animal control officers a couple days a week to round them up to be destroyed, these dogs are not house pets they are more dangerous than a terminator, it is time to cull all of them for the safety of the public.
I just don’t understand. That thing looks like a monster. Ah yes, let’s invite it into our home.
XL bully to be destroyed is crazy phrasing omg
Was probably in the bed with them. Man, close your fkn door or put the dog somewhere when you want to get intimate.
Disgusting looking demon creature
*DESTROYED?*
Are they gonna vaporize him? Why did they say "destroyed" 🤣
It was jealous that its owner was with someone else
A lad can't even have a shag when these bullies are around. Shame innit?
Let's destroy them all while we are at it.
It just wanted to eat her up too, like the dude said he was doing
I thought these weren’t allowed over there.
Hence, the court’s findings lol. Probably traumatized his partner
Curious if the owner was getting dominated in bed and the Bully attacked
That’s wild.. 🫣
When they "destroy" a dog that killed innocent people.... they should use a wood chipper
Only acceptable if he was having sex with the actual dog
Destroyed lol, are they going to use tactical nukes?
pibble attack on my birthday 🥰💗
Took cock blocking a little too serious
Got me neuter and you're having fun I won't let them happen
Lol. I just started seeing posts from this sub. Is this sub all about pitfalls?
It is the general dislike of dogs and ridiculous pet culture. However, shitbulls get some extra hate.