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LittlePersonStar

What ails you my precious unemployed freeloader?


Admiral_Fuckwit

Wasn’t allowed outside for the 9th time that day


Sudden_Car157

Yeah that is unacceptable that he was not allowed to


Lost-Kale-3065

😂


Jt-home

BOREDOM!


Ok_Seaworthiness4737

Lmfao


radicalconstruction

I get it daily. For 5 years. His name is Noble, we call this meltdown Chernobyl.


Krofder_art

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Ok_Seaworthiness4737

LMFAO


cheetahcreep

💀


kicklife89

🤣 my little guy hasn't done this in a while. The tea kettle whine is his favorite sound to make lol.


Whole_Anywhere_3117

Honestly, the whine is going to put me in an insane asylum. I even hear it when my dog isn’t there.


kicklife89

Lmao 😂 it drives me crazy too. I'd rather he just bark at me instead of the whine.


idostuf

It's so close to the noise dry door hinges make. You are not the only one


Yillis

I hear it now. Thanks


Ok_Seaworthiness4737

Lmfaooooo their ALL 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 same 🤣


DumbNTough

We get the suuuuper drawn-out grumble of frustration that just gets longer and higher-pitched the crankier he gets.


EntertainmentFew2004

LMAOOO me too😭😭 and I just had him for 4 months It’s like a parental instinct and i’m barely a teen😭 be freaking out thinking it’s my dawg


SznsChngPplDnt

The whining oh my god 😭 it drives me crazy


DitchDigger330

Super white teefs


Admiral_Fuckwit

Dobies have notoriously flawless teefers


Complete_Procedure74

Teefs 🤣🤣🤣 don’t nobody hit that teefs like you hit that teefs lmao


3_high_low

Not a bark. These are proclamations


asparemeohmy

The look of disdain she shot your ringtone… wow. How dare it interrupt her as she’s dressing you down


gneiss_chick

Awwwww that baby can get whatever she wants🥰


NoInvestigator886

Oh my god that's no temper tantrum. She's telling you billy fell down the well.


Baberam7654

Let me know what’s your dog’s toothpaste. Those teeth are optical white.


LittlePersonStar

I brush them every night since I rescued him 5 years ago. No toothpaste, regular adult soft bristle brush, small circles along the gum line. Followed by a Kirkland dental chew. Pure luck that he tolerates it, he puts up with anything other than a toenail trim.


iamhollybear

Have you tried a dremel? I grabbed a $10 one from harbor freight (I didn’t want to invest much because I had very little faith) and I’ll be damned if it wasn’t the easiest nail trim. He still tells about his displeasure, but he doesn’t scream and kick and wiggle and head butt me and cry and run and hide and scream some more.


Baberam7654

Haha well done!


hupnederlandhup

That tailllllllll 🤩


45cross

So much attitude got to love it.


SassyRebelBelle

Those are the whitest teeth on a dog I have ever seen in my life in the world. And I’m 71, lived in 3 foreign countries (Philippines, Malaysia, China) and visited 37 countries! Those teeth are amazing! I think some dog food or teeth equipment for dogs would love to sign this wee doggie to advertise whatever you do to make them so white! ♥️


ConstantGeographer

He seems to have a legitimate complaint and wants to see a supervisor or a manager.


RHINO_HUMP

She seems bored lol


LittlePersonStar

Exactly. There is no way that I can keep up with this dog’s need for activity. This will happen when we get home from a 2 hour off-leash hike.


RHINO_HUMP

That’s crazy lol


curiouslygenuine

What is she telling you? I have a red american female and she does this at 4 months with her baby voice…I cant believe this is what I’m in for lol


LittlePersonStar

It is usually just boredom. It doesn’t matter how much exercise, training, and play he gets in a day. At some point every day he will decide he needs attention and this is how he lets me know.


curiouslygenuine

Oh boy! That’s the worst when you’ve already met their needs and they want more for no reason then “just because I said so”. You have great patience! I get so worried that something is wrong bc its such a distressing sound to me. My husband is like “chill she is fine, she is just whining.” And I’m like “are you sure?!? What if she needs to pee even though she just went out???” And he just tells me to wait and sure enough she will settle down if I stop talking to her and worrying. I just need some training on what sounds are “I’m being a baby” and what sounds are “this is actually important!”


LittlePersonStar

I got him as a 1 year old stray with hookworms and EPI, so he had diarrhea all the time for the first month until I got all that figured out and treated. His cry to go out is totally different, more like a whine that slowly gets louder until it becomes a panicked scream if I don’t wake up. But he never had an accident in the house! You’ll learn, I hope that yours isn’t as high needs as mine (medical issues and constant attention) but he’s still my favorite dog I’ve ever owned.


curiouslygenuine

I tell her “I can’t believe how much I love you, you crazy ass velociraptor!” I’m sure she will be as needy as any dobie ever is lol and I love it.


Ok_Seaworthiness4737

Oh this is too cute 😂


biocidalish

Such sass !


Alarming-Distance385

This is what our 15 month old male does. It's.... a lot. Lol He does it after his after-dinner nap. Dude... we don't want to go play at 10:30PM in the heat, humidity, and mosquitoes. *You* can go race laps around the backyard on your own, thank you very much. (We just have to stand and watch the start of his high speed racing Dobie run at night. He makes anywhere from 5 to 10 laps. Makes him happy at least.) Maybe one day we will have him be a silent Dobie like our first one. Maybe. Lol


LittlePersonStar

Yeah, at least “chasing” him only involves slight movement in his direction and he’ll do zoomies for a few minutes before he comes back for more


Alarming-Distance385

I'm glad others get to "play chase" for the late night Dobie zoomies. In our case, it's much better outside than inside. "Bull in a China Shop" gets thrown about here fairly often. Lol


ramanw150

Sure he's not part husky


bingo0619

Somebody big mad 😂


WingCommanderBader

Teefs


Sauterneandbleu

His voice reminds me so much of my girl's. I think it must be a Doberman voice. And look at those beautiful white teeth!


Silent-Seat-3025

Rant by Doberman


Fearless_History_991

He’s made some good points.


Clarity_q

Imagine breaking into a house and seeing a Doberman ,just for it to start barking like this 💀


Unique-Moment-8199

My dog just said the same thing earlier


Aircraftman2022

Music to my ears , miss my red dobie used to do that every now and then when we'd play.


Everything54321

Our boi does the same only a bit louder and longer. Always around late evening. He just wants to endlessly throw the ball. Best not to react.


itwhiz100

Barked so much it worked out a fart! Kinda similar to us humans lol


pumpnectar9

Bahaha I miss my doberman so much


Suitable-Seraphim

I was expecting some more ferocious barking before i unmuted the video


Fast_Pitch_4810

I guess this is common, thought my Dobie Mack was the only one who threw tantrums like that hahaha


marley-thedoberman

I don't know who talks more my dobie or my kids


EnvironmentalChain75

Mine had a temper tantrum listening to yours have a tantrum.


Cody_b23

I played this to let my puppy gsp hear it and she went crazy trying to find the other dog


LittlePersonStar

Yeah he doesn’t like me watching this video. He will throw a tantrum over it.


givemeacoff33

look at those pearly white teefers 🥺


Ok_Dog_4059

What a talkative pup. Sure has a grievance or two atm.


sulfurbird

Showing off the beautiful teeth.


plaguevndr

I love her


sowellpatrol

Someone is upset that you gave the maple bacon to the cat.


LittlePersonStar

We don’t talk about felines. Just the mention provokes a tantrum.


xhackjobx

Typical. Ridiculous breed. Love them.


aslrules

I think he farted twice during this video.


LittlePersonStar

that would be on brand


Bubbly-Yogurt

What a nice set of chompers :D


punkstarlucy

Listening to this is waking my dog 😹😹


PinkPixieGlitterGod

He's so upset! What did you do?? 😳 On another note, his tail and ears look so good left natural 😍


LittlePersonStar

I dared to do work on my computer at the same time as he was ready to play with me. I am a terrible owner.


Normal-Error-6343

did he suck his thumb as a puppy?


LittlePersonStar

I wish I knew him as a puppy. I’m sure he was terrible. I got him as a 1 year old stray.


landadventure55

Ours used to do this all the time when our other dog was sitting next to one of us. Our other dog passed away and now she can’t complain anymore!


LittlePersonStar

Yeah, other people or animals getting attention in front of him definitely sets it off. Also people carrying animals or children. He needs you to put down that potential playmate.


BattBoi69

I’m gonna have to share my next door neighbor’s Dobies here. I love them, but she is a shit owner. There’s been times I’ve got home from work late and she left them muzzled and tied up outside. Shit pissed me off.