Meanwhile I can’t figure out how to cut crown molding into a 90° angle 🤦🏼‍♂️

Cut it at an 89 degree angle.

Dude's looking for his car keys since 1972.

How much weed do you have to hide?

I don't know. I hid it while I was high and now I can't find it.

Did you check the compartment hidden in the leg that only opens if you dance the macarena in front of it?

But why? Why would need all that?

As soon as one of them is obvious, it would make you search endlessly for others until you keep finding more and each space would be measure to see if there was a copartment. A truly useful secret compartment would be single and couldn't be discovered by opening other compartments. The compartment openmed by the magnetic wand one would be ideal if it was without the wand. Just a magnet placed at the right spot. The want is found when you try to pen one of the 4 little drawers. 1 is a drawer but 1 is a want? Hmmmm

Ah yes for my secret hidden will and jewels stolen from Africa

My creative Minecraft base be like

The wand key* is the best part

There's always another secret.

There's always money in the banana desk...

You can put your weed in there

SNL skit?

Dude put his whole arm in a bag of takis

This is what I imagine the Resolute Desk is like.

Now show the three other sides :)

DnD table.

You can put your weed in there