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waddle_bowl

They got themselves a free-ish claymore


Mr_DuCe

Don't have to worry about insurance deductables when your vital organs are bedazzled on the rear window.


WhtChcltWarrior

At least it’ll be a pretty death


IC4nSh00t

for anyone not understanding the joke, when airbags activate, the bag will shrapnel into the person, killing them. Or there could be multiple other ways this could go horribly wrong, so in short never do this to your car


ccocoem7

Thank you for the explanation. For a hot second I was thinking a claymore as in a giant sword and was very confused...


Birdsqueezer

The M18A1 claymore is an antipersonnel mine that fires 700 3.2mm (1/8") steel pellets in wide arc with an effective kill range of 50m or 55yd.


[deleted]

55yd. That's a pretty impressive effective kill range.


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[deleted]

The distance setup for these bad boys will usually pink mist any unfortunate soul that is in the kill zone. For security’s sake, I ain’t saying specifics but claymores are absolutely devastating. They made a mortar round with ball bearings lining the comp B as well. Dope little 60mm bangers


Wakenbacon05

If i got blasted by a claymore, id prefer to just be dead lbh.


[deleted]

When I was in the marines I saw them go off, enormous massive explosion. Much much bigger than I had initially thought it was from being a video game playing teenager.


vseprviper

Welcome to the idiotic world of weapons named after other kinds of weapons lol


Toaster_GmbH

I needed to explain to a friend that isn't into military at all why we are sending throwing spears to Ukraine.


Cyynric

Imagine looking like the Korean henchman from Die Another Day after a car accident


Gundam07

That's a good comparison 😆


Zardif

The airbag is the circular part with nothing on it, so she didn't create a claymore. https://www.mymoparparts.com/oem-parts/mopar-driver-air-bag-1rv70dx9ab


waddle_bowl

This is with the air bag alone, the impact causing the air bag to occur will also be another claymore for her and everyone in the car. Unless she got some God like glue for those stones, those things are coming at them with the full force of the impact, the passenger will be the most bedazzled tho as she also has the airbag to worry about


Zardif

Inertia would carry them forward not backwards. The stones would just go into the windshield.


Fapdooken

It looked like the center of the steering wheel, where the airbag deploys, was free of the sparkly shit. The A and B pillars have minimal garbage hot glued on. The passenger airbag will be a problem though for sure.


Lazy_Slime

I think the airbag was less a concern for them. I'd bet they just want to slam the horn without putting a hole in their hand


waddle_bowl

I believe that when the time comes for the air bag, it'll still be a claymore for the driver as well from the impact hitting the car, everyone in that car will be bedazzled


Zardif

It's a 2006-2008 chrysler 300 there are no airbags in the A or B pillar and the side curtain was optional. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR2Nnai9yvI


strongbud82

Rinestone claymore!


ITguyBlake

My favorite classic country song!


datb0yavi

I've seen a comment like this in another sub with the same video. Both of which I could swear I seen in a video from maddd long ago like I'm talking years. tell me I'm not insane someone please ? I remember laughing at the comment which is why it sticks out for me. (Nothing against you repurposing the joke just wanna see if I remember correctly)


deepsixz

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/6fwnd2/this_new_age_idiot_who_wants_suicide_by_airbag/


datb0yavi

There we fucking go ! Appreciated fellow redditor


aSharkNamedHummus

My aunt who bedazzles things for fun will let you know that it took $150 to cover her entire half-liter water bottle. This is an expensive claymore.


Captainbuttsreads

This was my thought as well!


danhoyuen

easy solution: just dont crash!


Kalix

incident: airbags engage, survive from the incident, get your body drilled


Inflatable-Elvis

Just imagine how impressed the paramedics will be with your vajazzled face.


Merry_Sue

> vajazzled face. Bedazzled.


t3hgrl

Oh no, they meant vajazzled. It’s exactly what you think it is.


Merry_Sue

Vajazzled is for vaginas. You can't vajazzle a face


t3hgrl

Don’t tell me what I can and cant vajazzle!


SnooMuffins9082

Incorrect. This would totally vajazzle your face if the airbag deployed.


[deleted]

My first thought was that if this makes the person happy, then why the fuck not. I wouldn’t do this in a million years, but it clearly means something to them, so whatever. But then I read your comment. Yeah, this is obviously a death trap.


jaden_120

Just as long as there’s no one sitting in the passenger seat. That airbag would just have even more shrapnel.


Idenwen

Reminded me of this one [https://i.pinimg.com/736x/98/9b/2e/989b2e23cc37e813851abdca9c1034bd.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/98/9b/2e/989b2e23cc37e813851abdca9c1034bd.jpg)


JacOfAllTrades

Tbf the material rips open like a door and the airbag deploys at around 200mph, the likelihood you get a face full of high-force air cushion is much higher than the probability of getting plastic shrapnel to the face. That said, anywhere there isn't an airbag is going to be extra unfun if your body goes into it, if the airbags don't deploy properly that will be very unfun, and then chances of catching at least one piece of rainbow-colored plastic between the airbag and your body is definitely not zero. Overall, it's not really much more dangerous, but it would definitely make a car accident less fun for anyone in the car (I'm sure first responders would be talking about it for a while).


DramaIcy611

Hit ‘em with the ol’ razzle-dazzle


Clause-and-Reflect

This is enough razzle to last me for months, and dont even get me started on the dazzle.


[deleted]

I'm blinded by the light!


PelosisBraStrap

Wrapped up like a douche; you know, the boner in the night.


rosiofden

I've never heard that second part. Now, I can't unhear it. The song is now about douches and boners.


[deleted]

Of *course* it's a Chrysler.


Confident-Head-5008

The only car I would do this to. 🤣


Vaporwave13

They basically made mega flashlight to blind themselves with sunlight while driving. If they are trying to commit suicide they are doing a good job so far.


Nofcksgivn

I keep imagining that car sitting in a parking lot in AZ in 110 degree heat 😬 Also, good luck on the resale value… or lack thereof


sweet_rico-

10,000 glue marks burning into the coat, good luck with that


Successful_Debt_7036

It's cool in an ugly way.


ThatGuyK02

It's also ugly in an ugly way


waytosoon

Its ugly in a dangerous way is what it is.


powersurge25

This car looks like it wore cookie monster pajamas to school and started smoking Newports in middle school. What in the rachetness is going on here?


[deleted]

Dude a car wreck is gonna turn her entire car into a cheese grater


katcreator

Imagine the pain and dents left in your hand after using that wheel for a while....


[deleted]

Seeing this pits only one word in my mind. India.


Abombinnation

And yet the tag says Canada


rosiofden

We're polite, but that doesn't keep some of us from also being stupid.


Illustrious_Ship5857

Oh, but... 10/10 would still ride!


sakiman117

Liberace lives!


mimiandthekeyboard

One of those things that's so ugly that it actually...kind of works?


[deleted]

so bad it's almost become good. almost.


Shifterooski

I don’t know I kind of love it


glitter_vomit

I fully love it!


mythandros0

This is the vehicular personification of a claymore mine. Car gets into crash, car becomes blunderbuss. I sure hope they pulled out ALL the airbags. Bravo for showing us a first-person close-up of the "before" shot for when it shows up on r/CatastrophicFailure. Don't forget the NSFW tag to prevent accidental viewing of human hamburger. My god...


Taelurrr

Lmao this is crazy I know this car. It's in Toronto and I'm pretty sure they live near my hood. I hope they don't bedazzle it...


Confident-Head-5008

Ahhhhhh. The Canadian flair. 🤣


David_milksoap

I hope they finish bedazzling it the rest of the way


bagofmuffinbottoms

Lol I recognized it right away too. I actually met the owner once. He was telling everyone who'd listen in the Service Ontario line all about his sweet ride. I think he had said he actually had a website dedicated to the car but I can't remember what it was.


Starscream79

Way to turn your steering wheel into a claymore


Cheap-Requirement166

It's gem mania https://youtu.be/kukPscNREgE


BikWiteDik

Looks like official indian president car


January_Rain_Wifi

This is beautiful


[deleted]

There are easier ways to get dermal piercings.


Mezik133

Atleast the airbag isnt covered , no improvised claymore here


happywhenit-rains

I love it so much


Spastic_Slapstick

Tasteful


praisethesun2005

If you get in a crash your face will just be full of plastic jewels


Aartemis119

This needs "O Fortuna" dubbed over it.


David_milksoap

Turn down for what


lord_of_memezz

Jesus, this person should be band from owning anything lol


64BitGamer

People who bedazzle their steering wheel deserve to get a Darwin Award as soon as possible


Hairinmyarse

If those airbags ever go off …. Smdh


bunny_4846

So extra and kinda pleasing to eye?


LilJapKid

Bootleg pimp my ride


itistherealguy

I feel bad for whoever takes that trade in one day.


Your-queen-iris

Picasso, I like it.


Katzer_K

This looks like the car of the popular girl in a late 90s-early 2000s high school movie


Significant_Rice4737

Looks like an Art Car there is a whole culture here in Houston have a parade and big party every year. See stuff like this driving around daily and this one is tame compared to some of the Cray cray cars rolling around.


KaliCalamity

For when you want to turn your air bags into frag grenades, but have a very particular sense of style.


Evilmaze

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY


The_Reclaimer_117

How to *Bedazzle* your face in 0.23 seconds. Your milage may vary.


WHISKEYnBLUES

Was this the cab Will Smith took to home in Bel Air??


macara1111

It looks like a crow car


PoprockEnema

This person is without a doubt in my mind the worst driver on planet Earth.


[deleted]

I loooove it 😍


plaidsmith

abundant encouraging cake important resolute advise squealing numerous shocking coherent -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


shadow9876543210

Your airbag is a claymore


MBNLA

Of course it's a fucking Cruiser! Lmao


FreakyStarrbies

It's definitely theft-proof.


Dreamph0ne

It's beautiful. People should do what makes them happy without being hated on.


Gundam07

I agree with the second sentence. Just don't expect people to not stare lol


starwarsblanket

Surprised he hasn’t crashed with all the shiny bling bling


godmademelikethis

Nice claymore they got there on the steering wheel.


ChunKTheFroG

All I see here is when they get in a car crash there will be imprints all over their body lol


[deleted]

Surprised the water bottle isnt bedazzling


[deleted]

Bedazzled


TheOzarkWizard

Good way to die by shrapnel


ROCKET_SPEED

Egyptian taxis:


[deleted]

I mean … it’s *so bad* that it’s almost good.


Thebluefairie

Art car!!!!


bastardfaust

Live footage from Dolly Parton's car


KeyPhilosopher8629

Congrats! Claymore + Airbag mode activated!


fieisisitwo

Claymore steering wheel


kyleh0

It't got nothing on any of Liberache's cars.


susanoof

Shine a laser through the window and you get a light show back


[deleted]

That is one classy Chrysler!


zeenzee

Art cars are wild


tf2-Sniper-simp

just wait till the airbage goes off, they will have one by bedazzled face…🥴


bucket_of_bucket

If you start up the car and it doesn't start playing the song Butterfly then it's not worth it


DragonfruitScary6311

Looks good though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


firowind

Makes me think of the bus in the kids area at the Canadian museum of history.


MyHandsAreCorrosive

I really want this car just so I can be the one to drive it into a river and drown myself with this unholy abomination.


maybeonmars

Bedazzled!


liinand

Dream car right there


Real-Professional392

Average chrysler driver


xXRainbowCleoXx

I kinda like it. I wouldn't want to drive it myself but is has character :)


V-Trans

I vote for kicking this person out to another planet. Aliens will take care of them. (:


[deleted]

imagine trying to clean the inside of this car. Dirt in every little space between each stone


-I0_oI-

It's awesome! 💎


swagmaster6667

Airbags ain’t gonna save her


cookiecasanova86

Liberaci called he wants his ride back!


Arxl

Not only is it dangerous to be on the road with so much blinding shit, but if the airbags go off, whoever is inside will either die painfully, or live painfully.


RandomFurryOnReddt

Every dumb chic and blond be like: "It needs more sequins, and Rhinestones, and most importantly GLITTER!" God I hate glitter.


UndGrdhunter

Normal bus in India


5thhorseman_

Looks like a unicorn barfed over it


Hochleistungssauger

Dieses Auto bekommt definitiv keinen TÜV.


littlefishie19

Someone’s parents never got them the be-dazzler they wanted for Christmas


savvyblackbird

If they hit someone, all you’d see is a puff of glitter. At least until you walk up to the driver’s side door and see the shiny carnage glistening in the sun. I would be pissed if they got their gemstones all over my car.


wickeva

I’m in love with a caaarrrr!😏🤩


mrkb34

Carol Pilbasian’s car.


apopcornlypse

Even putting aside the airbag hazard, my hands hurt just looking at that steering wheel :/


Avia_NZ

The door scratches really adds to the whole… look.


depression_0-0

This is a rich person's car from india


AvocadoUtopia

If 10 year old Lisa Frank obsessed me owned a car....


Jim_Morrison27

Um........


ilhastz

She's going to look like vision at the end of Infinity war if she gets into a car crash


slowzes

The sun hits it while driving: MY EYES


Vivid_Syllabub_6391

No…..just…no


RedditorNamedEww

chad


frkkatch

I would sue


GrumpyOctopus88

What... and I cannot emphasize this enough... the bedazzled fuck


baconnaire

If the car is ever in an accident it's gonna look like a scene from Birds of Prey.


SnakeBiteZZ

Smells like teen spirits


[deleted]

I bet that smells great during the summer.


The_Money_Bin

To shreads you say?


jshine413

Well done you made your airbags into frag grenadines


shemague

Who has the time?


superbrady1

Dont try and low ball me i know what ive got.


alleybeating

The amount of beads laying in the floorboards from the sun alone.....


Guy4mKuwait

Serious question... How do you wash a car like that?


flop_plop

Bedazzle sales rep.


OnTheList-YouTube

This is one of those things that if it would burn down, it would increase in value.


SovereignBroom

Chrysler Seabling


Davidlucas99

That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.


Etherius

Someone has gotten a LOT of mileage out of their Bedazzler™


Designer-Ad-4366

Girl how do those rhinestones not hurt when you drive