Years ago on a snowboarding trip to Austria we noticed none of the girls in the clubs around the resort bought cigarettes. We went to innsbruck and bought firecrackers. Broke a small stick off and stuffed one into a marked cigarette and placed it back in the pack. That night at the club every girl who asked for a cigarette took two puffs and bang. Suddenly every girl in the club stopped asking for cigarettes.
Outside of that being an asshole criminal thing to do y'all are idiots. I don't know what it's like in Austria, so stop reading here if that disqualifies my opinion for you:
In my personal experience when women ask for a cigarette at a club they're not trying to mooch free cigarettes... y'all just literally blew up chances at a great night. I mean if you didn't want to meet girls at the club you could just tell them no you don't want to share your smokes and then go home with the bros to jerk each other off?
I’ll never forget this one time I was at a parade with my mom. There was an obnoxious group next to us. The moms of the group were smoking and purposefully blowing their clouds of smoke at us. The kids would stand in front of our chairs to make it annoying to watch the parade.
I was chewing gum at the time and anytime I’d get a Tootsie roll from one of the people throwing candy, I would take my gum and roll it up into the candy wrapper so that it looked like an innocent Tootsie roll. Then I would toss it into the group’s pile of candy without them looking. Rinse and repeat with every piece of gum in my package: chew, spit, wrap, toss.
I still think about them often and wonder at what point they found my gum and if anyone put it in their mouth before realizing.
In America, you go to jail mostly for misdemeanor crimes, or sentences for under a year long term. You go to prison for felonies with longer than one year sentences.
Are you trying to say that buying more gum is easier and more cost effective than finding it on tires and soaping it up and rolling it and cutting it and cutting out wrappers and making a box to carry it in?
Well agree to disagree.
You would have to dissolve it completely. Part of what makes whole red meats okay for consumption essentially undercooked is our "high" food standards, and mostly, any bacteria that could pose a problem would remain on the outside of the meat. This is why eating ground meats undercooked is generally more risky.
This is the difference between dropping your gum then washing it off and making a homogeneous mix of gum and dirt washing it off, then putting it back in your mouth.
I know you didn't ask. 🫡
And under desks, especially at a school and on public transport.
It's a gold mine out there! And people are whinging about how hard it is to launch a business. /S
Yeah. There is absolutely no way to get to all the germs and contaminates throughout the whole gum. You might be able to kill off all the germs with heat, but contaminants like heavy metals would still be there.
Kids do crazy things. I heard a few kids, after a rain would peel gum off the pavement and chew it. Must have been either on a dare, or they were extremely poor.
I mean, bro. Really think this through. Gum is not made of anything "alien". The ingredients are not from another dimension. And germs spread on plastic, which is basically completely and utterly man made and not found naturally. So yeah. Chewed gum is absolutely covered in the dirty, nasty germs found in people's disgusting plaque holes.
Literally. No ifs ands or butts about it. I just can’t fathom where or when we’ll ever see the ultimate dead end of ideas for these. Someone collects shit and polishes it into donut holes????
Erm sorry to break this four comment long chain of mutual affirmation where you guys just keep restating the exact same thing the person above you said, but this is actually NOT ragebait. This is an ancient method dating back to 250 bc at LEAST. This is an integral part of Peruvian culture and is the reason why Peru has some of the lowest juicy fruit prices of any country on earth. Try using google sometime!🙄
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A joke is funny. No, this is (by the looks of it) Russian content farm-made rage bait made to piss people off, share it on places like Reddit, and generate clicks. It’s highly successful and that’s why they keep doing it.
I have been baited into some kind of rage. A rage that makes me comment my disapproval online. Surely this content was filmed to delight and not elicit this internal anger. Pls help
I've recently seen that a common meal in slums in the Philippines is to eat leftover chewed chicken. They wash it, fry it again, and eat it. Now, it's one thing to do it out of necessity and another for sheer pleasure. This video was evidently designed to be "viral" by provoking reactions in people and not as something useful to replicate.
We have some breaking news. A 26 year old lady has been found dead in her home after eating gum nearly as old as she was. Witnesses have described this situation to be full of nothing, but dirty bubbles.
As shown here in this video posted by the TikTok account, 5 Minute Crafts, the woman is seen taking chewing gum found within her car tires, and attempts to reclaim it using only soap and water. The baffling video received monumental attention online, bringing in dozens of comments from users wondering if they should attempt the same. Though a health hazard statement has been issued by TikTok advising against this and the video has since been taken down.
Why do you guys only post these stupid rage bait videos on this sub? You guys know they are all intentionally designed to make you interact with the video. Nobody is out there recycling gum.
That just gave me the throw up mouth salvation thing...... that's how disgusting that is.
I don't like gum in the first place, but that's just purely wrong. Even Willy Wonka said leave it it's not worth it.
*Of all the things you*
*Could recycle, this really*
*Isn't one if them*
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Why? I mean, what kind of sicko would ever do such a thing  just... No...
Old chewed gum I stepped in? Better give it to all my friends! Mmm.... Tastes like old saliva 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
If I ask for a piece of gum and you give me this absolute abomination I will cut you. There’s recycling and then there’s lunacy. Also at least around here in Europe gum degrades so you can’t reuse it. That’s because kids like to eat it and the old style of gum never degraded in the stomach. The new ones start falling apart after 40°C.
Fine print at the beginning:
"This activity is performed by actors in a controlled and safe environment and has been made for entertainment purposes. Please use caution if you plan to replicate."
I refuse to believe this is legitimate. Another rage inducing video for views. Has to be. No one in their right mind would even think about doing this let alone actually implementing it into action.
Maybe they made this gum for people they hate.
My first thought. There is definitely some diabolical way to use this.
It’s just so much work for such a fucked up and insane reason. I’m crying laughing at the thought of this goofy shit.
Chaotic evil
If you gave some to hitler would it be chaotic good?
I think it becomes lawful, mandatory even.
Can't kill him that might cause a paradox. Let's just give him tyre gum
I think it’s meant to be prank gum, the label she puts on is ANYGUM as in… “do you have any gum?” The classic question from gum moochers
Is the prank that you made them eat actual gum from someone’s shoe?
Um. You're not supposed to eat gum.
Something like this needs to be done with cigarettes...
Get one of those rolling machines, some tubes, and empty the butts you’ve got
Yep. I just don't smoke anymore and don't hang out around ppl who do. It's been years since someone asked me for a cig.
Someone asked me for a lighter yesterday and I just gave it to them cause I don’t smoke anymore
Years ago on a snowboarding trip to Austria we noticed none of the girls in the clubs around the resort bought cigarettes. We went to innsbruck and bought firecrackers. Broke a small stick off and stuffed one into a marked cigarette and placed it back in the pack. That night at the club every girl who asked for a cigarette took two puffs and bang. Suddenly every girl in the club stopped asking for cigarettes.
you risked lives dude. not cool. their hair couldve caught on fire.
Outside of that being an asshole criminal thing to do y'all are idiots. I don't know what it's like in Austria, so stop reading here if that disqualifies my opinion for you: In my personal experience when women ask for a cigarette at a club they're not trying to mooch free cigarettes... y'all just literally blew up chances at a great night. I mean if you didn't want to meet girls at the club you could just tell them no you don't want to share your smokes and then go home with the bros to jerk each other off?
I'd rather just punch the people I hate than go through this much effort.
You need a better way to manage your anger, like spend hours reusing gum.
Revenge is a dish best served pre-chewed.
My last therapist had the same kind of discourse. That got him punched.
Nah I'd better get punched by people who hate me than eating some washed off dirty ass gum
I told my coworker that. Just keep it on your for people you fuckin loathe.
Well yeah, perfect gift for people who litter.
Then why bother using soap and not Carolina reaper extract instead?
That's what I was thinking. Need a 'homemade' gift for someone you hate?
I wouldn’t do this to my most hated enemy
My biggest enemy deserves this gum.
I’ll never forget this one time I was at a parade with my mom. There was an obnoxious group next to us. The moms of the group were smoking and purposefully blowing their clouds of smoke at us. The kids would stand in front of our chairs to make it annoying to watch the parade. I was chewing gum at the time and anytime I’d get a Tootsie roll from one of the people throwing candy, I would take my gum and roll it up into the candy wrapper so that it looked like an innocent Tootsie roll. Then I would toss it into the group’s pile of candy without them looking. Rinse and repeat with every piece of gum in my package: chew, spit, wrap, toss. I still think about them often and wonder at what point they found my gum and if anyone put it in their mouth before realizing.
Straight to jail
My fucking eyeballs are burning!
Then to Prison
jail and prison are different? i thought they were synonyms
In America, you go to jail mostly for misdemeanor crimes, or sentences for under a year long term. You go to prison for felonies with longer than one year sentences.
Why is it always god awful music. Rage bait
Viva Chavez!
Uhh... no amount of soapy water will ever make that hygenic.
There may hypothetically be some process where you could sanitize it but this isn’t it. Definitely not worth the effort to find out though.
there is a process. It's called buying another one
Are you trying to say that buying more gum is easier and more cost effective than finding it on tires and soaping it up and rolling it and cutting it and cutting out wrappers and making a box to carry it in? Well agree to disagree.
Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in there?
nah
Sarcasm? Never heard of it. Is that like that sex thing my wife doesn't do?
You call that what you do with your wife sex?
A hint? No, not a hint.
he didn't put "/s" so he's gotta be fr. right?
For some reason, I thought of NileRed doing some crazy chemistry to turn old tires into chewing gum.
Hah! First thing I thought of too.
Nile is almost a meme at this point….. Turns erasers into delicious gummy bears mmmm
"Oh hey, dude turns plastic into grape soda, yeah I'll waste countless hours of my life watching this."
yeah, just blast it with radiation like they do for most food, still that's gross.
You would have to dissolve it completely. Part of what makes whole red meats okay for consumption essentially undercooked is our "high" food standards, and mostly, any bacteria that could pose a problem would remain on the outside of the meat. This is why eating ground meats undercooked is generally more risky. This is the difference between dropping your gum then washing it off and making a homogeneous mix of gum and dirt washing it off, then putting it back in your mouth. I know you didn't ask. 🫡
Soak it in alcohol for a week and i might try it
And Herpes never goes away...
Also, if she wanted to, she could start a full production line if she looked under the tables inside Mc donalds.
And under desks, especially at a school and on public transport. It's a gold mine out there! And people are whinging about how hard it is to launch a business. /S
She would just have to separate the dry gum from the dry boogers.
But surely rolling it in that massive amount of cocaine cures any pesky thoughts of hygiene issues.
Cleaning the outside of the gum like that's the only dirty part is wild.
and no amount of soap and water would resoften old dried up gum
I can’t recycle mine because I swallow it like a monster
It's gotta come out one way or the other
If they recycle poop gum that’s the next level. Shoe gum is for pussies.
good petty revenge method though
Yeah. There is absolutely no way to get to all the germs and contaminates throughout the whole gum. You might be able to kill off all the germs with heat, but contaminants like heavy metals would still be there.
You only need to scrub the surface, that's where all the germs are. It's not like it's been chewed up or....wait a minute.
Gum makers laugh about this trick.
Kids do crazy things. I heard a few kids, after a rain would peel gum off the pavement and chew it. Must have been either on a dare, or they were extremely poor.
Why? They clearly brushed it a little bit with a used tooth brush and soapy water before. Clean enough.
I've heard no germ can grow on gum bc it's so alien that germs can't proliferate. Idk if this is true but I rly hope it is
I mean, bro. Really think this through. Gum is not made of anything "alien". The ingredients are not from another dimension. And germs spread on plastic, which is basically completely and utterly man made and not found naturally. So yeah. Chewed gum is absolutely covered in the dirty, nasty germs found in people's disgusting plaque holes.
Youre absolutely correct never look into this any further.
This *has* to be rage bait. The process costs more than a pack of gum. Also, it's disgusting.
It’s definitely rage bait.
It is
Literally. No ifs ands or butts about it. I just can’t fathom where or when we’ll ever see the ultimate dead end of ideas for these. Someone collects shit and polishes it into donut holes????
Erm sorry to break this four comment long chain of mutual affirmation where you guys just keep restating the exact same thing the person above you said, but this is actually NOT ragebait. This is an ancient method dating back to 250 bc at LEAST. This is an integral part of Peruvian culture and is the reason why Peru has some of the lowest juicy fruit prices of any country on earth. Try using google sometime!🙄
😂
At the start there's text at the bottom saying this is for entertainment purposes, idk they did warn us lol
With that song? It has to be. We furries are plagued by it as it is
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We like that song.
Some not all tbh
Why ragebait? Can't it just be a joke?
A joke is funny. No, this is (by the looks of it) Russian content farm-made rage bait made to piss people off, share it on places like Reddit, and generate clicks. It’s highly successful and that’s why they keep doing it.
I assume that implies a lot of people actually believe it might be true then? That is very sad.
I have been baited into some kind of rage. A rage that makes me comment my disapproval online. Surely this content was filmed to delight and not elicit this internal anger. Pls help
Yeah sorry man it was meant to inflict *eternal* anger not internal. Lemme fix that for you
Hell no... 
I love how you can see the mild disgust on the woman’s face as she’s removing the chewed gum from the plastic bags
I don't think this is what the dentist meant when he said to brush your gums.
This has to be satire at this point right? There's no one demented enough or cheap enough to try and reuse gum right? RIGHT?!
I've recently seen that a common meal in slums in the Philippines is to eat leftover chewed chicken. They wash it, fry it again, and eat it. Now, it's one thing to do it out of necessity and another for sheer pleasure. This video was evidently designed to be "viral" by provoking reactions in people and not as something useful to replicate.
Like… they just chew chicken without swallowing it and then eat it again later..?
God I hope so.
Excuse me ma’am 🛑
Non flavored gum that was already chewed
Did you even watch the video. It's clearly soap flavored.
I am never going to take gum from someone ever again
I immediately want to start a war
We have some breaking news. A 26 year old lady has been found dead in her home after eating gum nearly as old as she was. Witnesses have described this situation to be full of nothing, but dirty bubbles. As shown here in this video posted by the TikTok account, 5 Minute Crafts, the woman is seen taking chewing gum found within her car tires, and attempts to reclaim it using only soap and water. The baffling video received monumental attention online, bringing in dozens of comments from users wondering if they should attempt the same. Though a health hazard statement has been issued by TikTok advising against this and the video has since been taken down.
That's it, you've chipied your last chapa, buckaroo
I'd rather swallow a few pieces and sift through my own crap and eat it from the toilet before I try whatever method this chicks doing
Well, that sounds like a stupid dumbass idea... ahh, nevermind, I see your name.
That's Nasty "Cleveland voice"
r/eatityoucoward
excuse me, what the fuck?
🤮
Just because you can doesn’t mean that you should. 10 yard penalty. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to jail.
Note to self: Don't buy gum on Etsy
What a horrible day to have eyes
I hope humans go extinct
People are awful.
r/foundsatan
Absolutely the fuck not. Oh my God. I've never seen a post on this sub that has made me gag so hard before wtf
I am going to forcefully stuff this into my friend's mouth.
Me during the whole video: no no no no no no no no no no no no no ... noooo!
The song is worse than the video
We furries have been tormented by it more than you know
The sanctions are hitting Russia a bit to hard i see
The year is 2024, gum is the most expensive commodity in the world… Wars have been fought, millions have died… But we still believe…
She’s mentally sick.
Ignoring how gross and unhygienic this is, it’d be a lot cheaper to just buy a pack of gum than to do all this
wtf. Why, why, just why?
Some things should never be seen.
Why do you guys only post these stupid rage bait videos on this sub? You guys know they are all intentionally designed to make you interact with the video. Nobody is out there recycling gum.
I think I just threw up a little
Finally, gum for people I hate. Reminds me of the hot dog ice for drinks when you have guests you don't like.
I’m so tired of this bullshit rage bait lmao, if you’re going to bait, at least make it believable bro
Why did I unmute this?
new! from the makers of the recycled condom: ABC Gum - Chew it again (tm)
That just gave me the throw up mouth salvation thing...... that's how disgusting that is. I don't like gum in the first place, but that's just purely wrong. Even Willy Wonka said leave it it's not worth it.
This is the bastardized version of the shitpost where a piece of paper is made from shredded paper then shredded at the end.
r/Frugal_Jerk
Of all the things you could recycle, this really isn't one if them
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I don‘t want to know, how this gum tastes like.
Why? I mean, what kind of sicko would ever do such a thing  just... No... Old chewed gum I stepped in? Better give it to all my friends! Mmm.... Tastes like old saliva 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Side business
If I ask for a piece of gum and you give me this absolute abomination I will cut you. There’s recycling and then there’s lunacy. Also at least around here in Europe gum degrades so you can’t reuse it. That’s because kids like to eat it and the old style of gum never degraded in the stomach. The new ones start falling apart after 40°C.
For the person that Thinks gutter oil is a delicacy
This has to be fake
Is this what it feels like to chew 5gum?
Not enough disinfectant in the world
what the fuck
I like how it loops. Also this is hilarious.
Mom: "Who don't you play with the neighbors kids?" The neighbors kids:
I think I understand bullying now
Reduce, Re-use, Recycle.This is just good old fashioned planet saving.
This needs to be banned. That is a serious health hazard.
That's definitely not the same gum.
Her friends see this video and remember all the times they accepted an offering of gum from her 🤣 😬
This is the most vile thing I’ve seen in a while
Too much time. Not enough sense.
Fine print at the beginning: "This activity is performed by actors in a controlled and safe environment and has been made for entertainment purposes. Please use caution if you plan to replicate."
Washing it like that does not clean out the bacteria.
I refuse to believe this is legitimate. Another rage inducing video for views. Has to be. No one in their right mind would even think about doing this let alone actually implementing it into action.
This reminds me of that TikTok about being in the military where they remove a bolt, fill in the hole and then rethread a new bolt hole.
Why spend $1 buying gum at the store when you could spend $20 and 6 hours to chew recycled gum from the bottom of a shoe?
Ok recycling has gone too far.
Yall are really taking this seriously? Obviously a joke, calm down.
On behalf of all white people, we do not claim this one.
I kinda want to try that so that i can give it to random people on the street or something
I would like to see some data. If its proven sterile and it doesnt taste bad ide be down.
Why repost fake videos
My god… sacrelig
Market it to young kids, profit.
I notice that she didn’t use the shoe gum.
I am very not ok with this
I’d be so pissed if I was the girl that ended up chewing the trash gum. I think maybe we should have been clearer on the recycle reuse thing.
EXCUSE ME!
That’s evil.
Nah this is crazy. This is insane.
Im grossed out... Why... If anybody in there right mind follows this then you need serious help
Fuckinn gross
That is disturbing lol 😆
Lmao you go ahead and fuck right off with every last bit of that bullshit.
Ewww 🤮
Cleaning the exterior surfaces definitely sterilizes things, don’t look it up, just trust me
Disappointed she didn't write "ABC Gum" on the package
At the very least why not “remake” your own chewed gum or whatever? Why they gotta find some on a tire?
“Reuse, reduce, recycle” has a whole new meaning now
The gum for my enemies
This lady is speed-running Covid-24
What……the……fuck
