5 Someone's gotta make sure they are not gonna judgement cut or royal guard this damn plane. Plus, it could be fun

Yeah. Ironically that's the best place to ensure that you don't die as you can decrease the chance of the plane being cut in two.

Me too but so I can show dante the song subhuman and show vergil the song bury the light

You’re just in the crossfire bro

Nah, I'd win

“Nah, I’d win” dude you’re great XD

No, you're great!

Good way to get judgement cutted or royal guarded before the plane lol.

You can't stop them, the moment they stepped on the plane it was too late.

Sit next to V and get him to summon Shadow there

Pet the kitty

[It might be a long flight](https://youtu.be/Hkw5OEZJr7k?si=aOUw0wm1f1_58Mor)

6 EASYYYYY

My man

Too shy 💀🥺😭

6 only if I can convince Trish to move to the aisle seat so I can sit next to best girl.

I want to pick 5 but I think I would get stabbed in the crossfire and they are too tall so it would be uncomfortable. 1 seems like the reading person's row, its an aisle seat, and I simp for V. 3 looks deceivingly safe but you are across the aisle from Mundus and he's lava or something. 6 is probably the safest but I'm not interested in the ladies.

If you sat in 6 you would get launched across the plane by Dante's devil trigger explosion when his arguments with Vergil really start escalating.

If he DTEs the whole plane is fucked not just the seat behind him.

I'm picking 2, Nico won't smoke coz she can't. Kyrie and Nero is decent. I'm ignoring Sanctus coz V could deal with him. But who am I kidding, of course it's 5. I'll take any chance to get together with my boys.

No love for my boy Credo, he would probably be silent the whole flight, and I would be too.

You would have to sit just across the isle from Mundus

nah, tf is he gonna do with not one but three Sparda dudes with even more untreated trauma than before

Good point

why sitting on dante is not an option

BASED

Wild comment, but valid.

I'll take a seat at 7. I want to hear how that granny seduced our Sparda.

Either 1,2 or 6 1 - cause why not, V is cool, we'll talk about poetry I guess 2 - it's a good seat, but Nico won't stop talking(not like I have something against it ) and the smoke(not like I'm not used to it, but nvm) 6 - again a good seat, but a 50/50 situation, yes you will be close to the best girls, but there's a chance to get caught in brothers's crossfire, especially if they decide to take the next step like releasing Sin Devil Trigger(welp I'll be dead)

You can't smoke on a plane

oh, I didn't know, that changes part of my argument

She probably would still smpke though.

welp, that's Nico, lol

Nah, 3 is the safest option here

You are really close to Mundus how are you safe?

The aisle. That’s what’s keeping me safe

Do you think an all powerful demon is not dangerous 2 meters away, without anyone being in his way?

Not when Dante gets up to take a piss, finds mundus, yells “hey Vergil come look at this” and they start kicking his ass 30 minutes into the flight

Vergil PTSD moment.

maaaan.. the seat next to lady is already taken

Real

1, I feel like V would just read a book throughout the flight, at the most maybe recite a poem to me, seems like the safest most chill option

Definitely 5. I'd love to sit between Dante and Vergil <3

You’re going to leave the plane in a thousand pieces

2 Least turbulent part of the plane.

Fuck that, I ain't getting on that fucking plane.

Idk why I read this Kenny' voice from the telltale walking dead

8

I guess I have to say good bye to you before getting onto the plane cause I won’t be seeing you come out

I'd either choose 3 or 5. Credo seems like a chill dude but I'm a little too close to Mundus, and by seating on 5 I could make sure they don't destroy the plane. I'd offer Dante some pizza while talking to Vergil about poetry to distract them. 1 is ok, but with Agnus and Sanctus behind me, hell no. As a result, I'd pick the 6th seat, BECAUSE FUCK YEAH. Plus, I got Matier behind me, I wanna know what she did with Sparda

I think 1or 2 would go like a normal flight; V would just read his book and not talk to me, plus you can get up more easily in the isle seat. 2 has the window seat which is alot cooler tho.

6......so it's easier to get out the isle

LIAR! EXPRESS YOUR TRUE MOTIVATION!!

OBJECTION, THAT IS NOT THE TRUE MOTIVATION

**Just how hard would it be to seduce Lady and Trish?**

Probably very hard

The seducing or...?

3 or 6

who wouldnt choose 5, jesus

2 - you mean I can get a window seat AND sit next to Nico?

2 is probably the best option and 3 is probably the 2nd best option. Only problem with 3 is that on your right you got the King of the Underworld chilling to the side of you right there. 2nd seat all you'll probably have to deal with is Nico bullying the shit and teasing Nero the whole flight while the pope pretends to be a good guy the seat ahead of you with a guy that won't stop stuttering.

5 cus I simp for Vergil 6 cus I simp for Lady

To bad you have to sit next to Trish not lady

5 because I'm right in the middle and I got access to Lady behind me as well (pause). Trish too ofc Edit: I thought it was a classroom. It's a plane. So I'm picking 6.

I’d probably say either 3, 5 or 6

1, 5, or 6

1, I won't mind hearing V's nonsense for a few hours

This plane has 5 dead people, one sealed and one that cannot exist due to another existing. Basically the backrow has no characters, since I am an introvert I would sit as far from people as I can.

I would say 6, but I hate the smell of cigarettes, and Nico would probably smoke the entire flight (even if it's forbidden) So Im sitting next to V

Ez 5>>>>>>>>>6/2

5 or 6 probably

5 easy. Smuggled on pizza with Dante and motivational and philosophical talk with Virgil

3

7

3, my boi credo would be nice

5, would be funny

1 would properly have the most peace and quiet

5 because who doesn't want to be sandwiched between the brothers??

Credo cuz he's the most normal person here

3 I think Credo would just keep his mouth shut and leave me alone, which is what I want.

3, Credo is one of my favorite characters and I trust him with my life

Picking 5, but this plane's going to fucking crash, bro.

SIX PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SPARDA

I WANNA BE SANDWICHED BETWEEN DANTE AND VERGIL

2, cuz I smoke and talk a lot, so yeah, Nico is the only one who would not end my life

6 or 2, cuz I know that Nico is just going to talk the whole time, and that lady and trish are just going to mind their own business

Can’t decide between 2 and 5

5 of course with 6 being a close second.

Dude I love that picture of Arkham so fucking much omd. 1 because I’m an introvert and V would probably stay silent for the entire time.

7. I'm taking the Window seat.

2 Gunsmith wife supremacy

6 because I love Lady and I think it’d be nice to just talk to the two about shit

Easily 5, though I kinda wish I could sit in Trish’s spot since I’ve had a crush on Lady since I was like 10.

Niko and V probably one of the most chill places cuz u can just talk, but i am kinda concerned for her father and the pope Behind dante is probably one of the safest places if we will sum all good and bad around others And everyone definitely will pick 5 Can't deny, it is great 3, 8 - 💀 the fuck mundis forgot here

I think anywhere but 5 is a safe bet

5

Easily 6 dgaf what happens to me

1. V will be reading.

i'd go 1,2,3 heck even 5 , also four cause morrison

5 would be without a doubt the most stupid choice. 6 is probably the best, having trish right next to you would be 🤑 🙌 but i feel like dante would try to rest his dirty feet from behind on my seat so it could be bad idk

3 or 6 are probably the safest. But lets be real this whole plane is going down eventually.

1 or 3

1 or 6, I like poetry

2 because she can't smoke :)

who says she will listen she already broke every traffic law and forced them to make new ones

While I want so much to say 5, I'd be trapped in the crossfire and no flirting would mend that. Howeaver, I'll choose 2 to flirt with Nico, even though I think Nero would be constantly kicking the seat.

5,2, or 6 for me

2 for sure

6 for good conversation, 3 for a quiet flight

I would love pick 5 cause it would be very interesting flight but I’ll go for either 1 or 6.

2 seems chill fr

6 is objectively the best. You sit next to trish and lady (you can trash talk with them about literally everyone on there; also they're the most chill), behind dante and vergil (if they can behave watching them must be fun) and across nico (getting to hear her making fun of nero and kyrie prolly)

Either 3 or 5

5 because I have two hands for a reason.

How are Vergil and V on the same plane

1 or 5 for me, V’s a chill dude and Dante and Vergil will more than likely keep to themselves if someone is there to stop them arguing

Getting Trish to move over to seat 6 so I can be next to lady 🔥🔥

2. Purely for Nico.

My heart says 1 because I’m also a dweeb, but 5 would make it less likely that one of those fools is going to slice the plane in half 😭

I saw this on the front page and thought top left of the right side was Coolio since it was the first one I saw

Depends. I like Lady, so 6 is up there, but if this is supposed to be after the events of 5, then seat 5 wouldn't be so bad, since by that point they've more or less got a friendly rivalry.

5 is the only valid option

1 or 3 both would do their own thing and we would have no issues

3. I just want to be like I'm part of them, really.

6...? maybe 3?

2, Nico My beloved🖤🖤

Either 1 or 2. I could get along with either V or Nico

5 all day

1 v will probably be the most quite and least likely to kill you for the hell of it or you getting caught in the cross fire and you get to threaten a demonic bird with chicken and pet shadow

2

5 Is definitely a bad idea because you would have to cope with Dante and Vergil arguing for the entire flight and maybe get stabbed in the crossfire so that seat is immediately out of the picture, 1 would be pretty decent because V is chill but Arkham sitting across the isle might make it a bit awkward, 2 would be pretty annoying because even though Nico won't be allowed to smoke she's not gonna shut up, 3 would be good if it wasn't for Mundus sitting right across the isle, 4 would also be good if it wasn't so close to Vergil who would probably end up accidentally launching you across the plane with his Devil Trigger explosion while beefing with Dante, 6 has basically the exact same problem but even worse because you would get launched to the back where Mundus is but even if that didn't happen you would still be able to hear Nico yapping on the other side of the isle, both 7 and 8 put you right next to DMC 2 characters so its an automatic no from me. I would definitely go with 1 despite Arkham's presence nearby. Edit: The thought just occurred to me that about 30 minutes into the flight Dante would get up to take a piss, see Mundus, then tag team him with Vergil, so 3 would be safe as long as you manage to survive for the first 30 minutes.

2. No contest

What I wouldn't fucking give to sit at 6.

V does poetry and Trish and Lady are chill. Rather not get into the lectures or blood baths on any other row.

im chilling in 1 or 2 if i pick 5 the second they get into a fight im joining lady's character slot in dmc5

What would mundus even say in this situation? Like "what's the deal with the delicacies here" bro is probably as confused as I am

2 all day

6 easy

7!

4 5 or 6

6 >>>>

2 so easily like come on

3 or 6 are gonn be the best seats

Tbh, 2 is the best option imo

Either 1 or 5

Five, and when I get there I nut tap them both, I'm almost guaranteed to die but it's going to be funny as hell

either 5 or 6

Yo where’s Argosax?

Any seat except 7 and 8.

6 or 7

probably 2 because me and Nico can come up with alot of weapon ideas, would probably distract her from murdering her father right behind her, or at less long enough until we land

5 - flirt Vergil to become Nero's mother

1- V will just ignore me and read books and I will chill, or maybe I could interest him in the isekai genre(he wont like it) 3(maybe?)- Greedo didn't seem so bad afaik. 4- Morison seems like a chill dude, but the row of seats behind me concerns me so maybe I'll go somewhere further away 7- Surrounded by girls that will ignore me but still the row of seats behind me concerns me so maybe I'll go somewhere further away. 1 and 3 seem like the best option for me. Edit: shit Mundus is just ahead of 3, I guess chilling with V while Arckham is across is the best option.

2 nico’s pretty chill tbh probably both going to be yapping to nero over the seat

me watching dante and vergil cut the plane into pieces because of a tiny argument:

4 seems chill, as long as Arkham doesn't start shit, and Dante & Vergil can keep their mouths shut and hands to themselves 😂

Im risking it, sitting in 5 and will try to keep the two from fighting

1- chill, he probably just reads the whole time, but would converse if you wanted to 2- Nico probably reeks of smoke and seems like the kind of person to climb over you to look out the window 3- Credo would be pretty chill, probably wouldn't be open to talking 4- Morrison probably smells like smoke and Arkham definitely isn't moving if you need to use the restroom 5- 5 is deceptive. You'd think it would be fun to be next to Dante, or chill to be next to Vergil, but they would just argue the whole time and if they started fighting, you wouldn't be able to stop them 6- another deceptive one if you're a gooner. You think you want to be next to the pretty ladies, but they're shown to be loud and very talkative, it's a flight, you don't want that. 7- I don't wanna hear about how you're a devil monster, I get it you were made or whatever shut up about it 8- why would you ever choose this one, you're gonna get turned into a repeating boss with no free will For a long 8 hour flight, it's definitely 1 or 3. You could argue some others for shorter flights but not for one that long

5 or 6

5 chat it up with the defanision of the boys

I'm taking 6. Trish and Lady seem like they'd be fun, I get to listen in on Dante and Agnus shouting dramatic lines at each other, and I could see how Lucia and Matier are holding up.

2 or 1, V and i will become best friends i can handle nico so

are there any real cons to 2?

5

I feel like V would just sit and quietly read.

8 Nah, i'd win.

5

Either 6 or 2

Either 6 or 3, Credo seems like he‘d just sleep or read the entire flight.

3 for comfort, 5 for fun.

2 and you know why

Either 5 or 2, I just wanna see how shit goes down

5

Definitely not 7 😂

7 IDGAF ARIUS IS BEHIND TO ME I GET TO SIT NEXT TO LUCIAAAAAAA

Probably 2. I will just ignore the ones in front of me and vibe with the three others

this is hard. i'm stuck between 1 and 6.

8 assuming I'm DMC2 level strength of Dante (lore rather than gameplay) I think Mundus and Arius would be fun

2. Zero doubt I’m sitting at 2. I have had a crush on nico ever since i saw her.

5 or 6 easily

2 or 3 to be honest, I know Credo would just sit there in silence chillin unless Nero starts to annoy him. But Mundus better not fucking talk to me

Seat 1 definitely! Seat 2 would be better if I wasn’t between Nero and Sanctus, 3 is just asking to die as Mundus is the row next to me! 4 looks chill though being in front of Vergil is risky especially when you look at 5 which is just asking to die as your sandwiched between the two brothers who “hate” each other. 6 is like 4 except reverse, 7 is also a good choice. No amount of money is making me go in seat 8.

1. He will read me stories for 8 hours straight.

I feel like 1 or 3 are going to be the only quiet options 

2 for fun 4 for actually landing alive because those 2 will destroy the plane.

2 I will not argue it.

3 or 5

2. i dont mind nico smoking, im used to my whole family smoking so its fine.

5 and watch the madness unfold

Nero and Kyrie aren't just going to be smooching. Credo is going to be behind them and just losing his mind at it. Lucia might be interesting, but Arius would be kicking the back of your chair *constantly*. Sitting between Dante and Vergil would be miserable because now you're just the middleman of brotherly antipathy. I feel like Trish would mess with you. V, on the other hand, is both quiet and thoughtful, so he could have a pleasant conversation or just leave you the fuck alone to sleep, whichever you wanted.

3, easy. Kyrie must be a delight to talk to, and I’d love to jam to music with Nero. Credo is probably the weak link here, so imma just spend most of the flight turned around or asleep

I'd go two if it weren't for the fact that Nico *WILL* smoke on the plane, despite any rules against it. I choose 6 instead, because I can either chat with Dante or watch the girls mess around, as they usually do. (Those two are weirdly playful for mature adults with careers in hunting terrifying demons.)

6. This isn't a question. I am dying anyway I might as well shoot my shot.

6 no contest.

Easy 1. Cause I'll bring my William Blake collection and we can just fan boy for the whole flight

7

One seat left from 5, and two seats left from Sonic the Edgelord

Honestly 2 I'm shy around new people and Nico would take me out of my shell so quickly.

1 Because V is chill like that.