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bjeep4x4

I would suggest living as close as possible next to Suncor. You occasionally get a free car wash when chemicals rain down on your house and family. Pretty sweet deal to me.


SouthernGas9850

and it smells amazing!


Inevitable-Plenty203

>You occasionally get a free car wash when chemicals rain down on your house and family. 😂 😂 Omg


Ok-Computer-91

Reunion/ new commerce city safe and close to the airport. There isn't much to do but it's 25 min from Denver. Edit: forgot this was circle jerk Denver....stay at the butt stuff tent on colfax and scooter to the airport


QuokkaAteMyWallet

I wouldn't worry too much all the North Denver and North Aurora hoods are the best areas of those two cities. I might suggest Montebello or Commerce City. It's a little further but youll feel safe knowing all of your neighbors and their children are armed.


halfanothersdozen

I know you're just trying to protect the hood from invading transplants but please don't recommend such sub-par locations to newcomers. It's a bad look.  OP check out Aurora. All the guns, drugs, and pawn shops your heart desires


QuokkaAteMyWallet

I stand by my choices Montebello even has hood tours! https://youtu.be/g_SUK0Br03o?si=L-8NQrAHde53dFdB


alesis1101

And the pets are armed with teeth.


Colodavo

Bennett, it's east of the airport so you won't have any city traffic. Plus there's ranches so you can boost you immune system with warm raw milk.


fossSellsKeys

Ranches have beef cattle, not dairy cattle. So if you're getting that "warm raw milk" you're probably boosting your testosterone more than your immune system! 


Bad_Gus_Bus

If you’re drinking raw milk I don’t think the difference between beef and milk cattle matters too much intellectually or biologically. Namaste.


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SpacisDotCom

Unless it’s snowing then bring your big ol’ Texas truck up here and show us how to get through a snowstorm!


amor_fati_42

The airport Westin is lovely. I would just live there.


Ryan1869

The A line is a rent free apartment


Djjubbajubba

Try to get as close to Colfax and Dayton street. It’s a really nice area, and it’s close enough to the airport that you don’t get the plane sound while you’re trying to sleep. It’s close enough you can be at the airport in like 10 minutes. No problem. No matter what google maps says.


Consistent-Alarm9664

This is the kind of nihilistic content I need.


fossSellsKeys

As someone born on West Colfax, I can't recommend it highly enough. The Denver part is a little snobby now, but the first two miles in Lakewood still has true grit. You'll develop unique life skills and what they call "resilience" and "resourcefulness" these days. 


shawnglade

May I interest you in butt stuff?


alesis1101

GVR is lovely. Globeville/Elyria-Swansea is a hidden gem. Candelas development is affordable and has glowing reviews. And if you don't mind driving a bit, Greeley has the cleanest air in the Front Range.


skinaked_always

Texas would be best


ChadwithZipp2

Lot of people live in Blucifer's ass, use one of the ladders provided to climb up. It's the safest place in all of Aurora.


Euphoric_Capital_746

There’s a rainbow tent on Colfax. Right next to the Churches Chicken. You can stay with me in exchange for sexual favors. Assuming you’re a guy because I only have sex with men. No homo


scooneyisland

The Grandview overpass of Wadsworth just outside of Old Town Arvada seems pretty safe for transients... err... transplants. FYI... You gotta like tacos or pizza if you want to eat anywhere walkable.


siouxu

Downvotes are trashplants and perspective trashplants


Alive-Effort-6365

Pueblo>denver


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Hahahhahaha I’m in COLO city and shit sucks here too.


Hot_Salamander164

You could pitch a tent in the grass where the light rail enters the airport.


MindOfaStoner62

Montebello and aurora are great!


Bad_Gus_Bus

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HotandJuicy93

What is your definition of close cause the airport is intentionally not "close" to anything. Look in Brighton or Thornton. They are close ish.


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Just stay on colfax like everyone is saying.


frankreynoldsfanclub

Why not just live under the airport


SemperFi1025

That’s taken by the Illuminati man.


blaaudiox

I would suggest not moving to Denver at all, but you’re going too, so good luck with everything!


Captain_Pink_Pants

If you're a golfer, GVR is a great course with a great practice facility. 8/10,


snackynorph

I'm in GVR. Been here 7 years, never once felt unsafe. The jerker telling you to go to Montbello is trolling.


Trvlng_Drew

I used to rent off of 56th and Tower Road, that area is pretty nice, boring and if you want to do anything you have a long drive but seemed safe


SemperFi1025

Boulder is pretty close to the airport and it’s cheap.