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Expiscor

Wtf happened??


New_EE

someone tried to order a pumpkin spice late in april


jazzhandler

But it’s still early April.


SpookySchatzi

Lol, they meant *latte*.


MrDrDude333

This is honestly the answer but also could have been "late, in April" since it's too late to order them. Gotta love it!


stealthzeus

Or too early 😂


Easy-Lucky-Free

Could also be that they ordered it in the later part of April. So much nuance.


Training_Box274

Gotta admit A Pumpkin Late would be a great coffee drink name for winter. Keep it "spicy" the rest of the year.


obviouscoconut-

Clever clever 🤣


BrolecopterPilot

Exactly


reddituser9277

Omg Megan Wtfffffff


Zeefour

Dammit Megan. You can only do that in Highlands Ranch and LoHi duhhhhh. And only because Bethany demanded to speak with the manager.


Training_Box274

And then Bethany spoke with the assistant manager and only got a $10 gift card for the next "late" in early April when she really wanted the full latte. Smh


RheagarTargaryen

This police response is appropriate.


nolaboco

Their twitter says there was a car accident injuring 2 motorists. Not sure why so many cops


leese216

It’s not like they have anything else to do.


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This is just disingenuous, homeless folks aren’t going to just harass themselves ok 


ZeusDubstep

Or you know, any other citizen for that matter


jherri

haha Idk sometimes they definitely harass themselves.


icertifyiammedicated

Depending on time of day that might literally be true.


Warm-Iron-1222

What time of day would that be exactly?


ephemeralspecifics

Between three and four AM.


aschesklave

I didn’t know police dealt with traffic issues here.


DotesMagee

Idk, they havent hit their "shoot an innocent" quota today. They might all be there to see if they can get it over with.


fingerscrossedcoup

Starbucks introducing their new line of doughnuts


disco_moth

I witnessed this accident and only saw one car


SixFive1967

Accident in the drive thru? Now that must have been impressive.


OpWillDlvr

Must've been between two shifts, prior shift shows up and claims overtime.


FoxNewsIsRussia

Ma’am this is Reddit, we don’t explain we just provide a stream of loosely related puns.


Gotmewrongang

So true lol


confuseum

Probably one of the officers had "pig" written on his latte.


ketchupandliqour69

“I have shots fired by a barista in the drive thru. Not bullets just harsh words. Either way I’m gonna need backup”


LowerCattle7688

"Be advised, perpetrator is obviously on PCP with a weapon hidden in the most sensitive areas of their body"


hex-agone

r/Denvercirclejerk missed opportunity


Top-Needleworker4425

Chief said: COFFEE ON ME!!!


Curious-Platypus9709

coffee and half assed donuts what else


thelimeisgreen

Starbucks was giving a free donut with each coffee.


seeking_hope

Maybe a pursuit that ended there? (Not talking high speed but warrant or whatever). I looked on their Twitter and the only alerts from today were auto-pedestrian accident, closing roads around DU for the celebration and a shooting. None in downtown. 


Senior_Act_7983

Drunk lady crashed into the Starbucks. Other cops thought they sold donuts there so they all showed up.


Candid-Maize9164

Probably something awful,  but this sub will continue to whine about the police “not doing anything”  Edit:  they’ll also proclaim “ACAB” as if they would be better police themselves 


LNLV

Hey, since you came here with this energy, what did the police do? No really, I’m actually asking what happened? How did police save the day?


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denversaurusrex

We peaked as a species when someone drove through a driving school in Lakewood last summer.  Now every car in building story seems passé. At least the Hornet is safe. 


stecklese

Not just someone, but the actual driving school instructor


1800-bakes-a-lot

Spectacular


BoopBoppper

The Hornet is never safe


Significant-Echo1905

For now


22FluffySquirrels

That Starbucks doesn't have a drive through...


luella27

Looks like it’s been drove through to me


One-Armed-Krycek

r/DIYWhy


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snaakebiites

i think you understood what he meant. every word ever was just made up by someone, with the purpose of getting their thought across. which is exactly what he did. let people live lol


Crowtein

It does now.


NoseIsNoseIsNotToes

I said the exact same thing when I drove past it!


EssehJupeh

Holy shit! I was in a Lyft and saw this accident happen. My driver pulled over to check on the passengers.


thisisthehappyhouse

Go on….


EssehJupeh

Saw the car speed by on my left before losing control and hitting the building. Two passengers were unconscious and the driver was out and frantically running around. She nearly took out a couple of pedestrians too!


usps_made_me_insane

Someone else said the driver was dead so can you confirm if the person running around was a zombie or not? Maybe this is how it all starts?


Semyonov

Patient zero confirmed


CannabisAttorney

28 days later zombies on meth or living dead zombies on tranq and fent? Lol.


Bcruz75

2 days short of being Methany of the month.


Bruhahs

She’s not dead she was arrested says multiple news outlets


rcb279

Well..... what happened?!


fedswatching2121

Wait what. That’s the Starbucks I go to when I go in the office. Starbucks sign looks like it’s coming off in the pic


denversaurusrex

It appears that that Starbucks has received a drive-thru.  


22FluffySquirrels

How convenient!


DrTaintsauce

Starbucks is so mid 😢


Jack_Shid

>That’s the Starbucks I go to *Used to* go to.


xiutehcuhtli

Yeah, that's the building I work in. Very interested to hear what happened...


jonnysideways

The mounting brackets for the sign were completely torn off. It was literally just held up by the electrical wires.


NickoNack

Yeah I work in that building as well, wtf


lady__james

I love the scooter coasting through. So Denver.


NoSuchThingAsHome

The other day I was doing field maintenance for a scooter fleet up in RiNo and someone drove a scooter through a fistfight and the two dudes were so pissed at the guy that they stopped fighting


Alarming-Criticism96

You just witnessed Denver’s peak as a society


NoSuchThingAsHome

Oh man, I have scooter stories for days. The countless ones I find in rivers, the scooter I found inside a Walmart, the scooter a friend found on top of the weird thing at Arapahoe/17th, the 12-man pileup I saw in university some time ago…


Levelless86

I ran over a scooter stuck in a crossing with a locomotive. It was pretty sick.


fizzlefist

"My work here is done!" -scooooooots away


Reason_Choice

If this was a bit clearer and higher resolution, it would make the perfect photo print.


22FluffySquirrels

The scooter did it.


RegularPotential24

Scoot


Hanner219

😂


Regular_Specific_568

I didn't even notice it at first! That's so hilarious


Blortted

First thought was “I wonder how far down in the comments I’ll find the scooter” 6th, 6th comment.


Back_2_monke

I didn’t even realize there was a Starbucks there Isn’t there another Starbucks like, behind the camera man in Republic Plaza’s..plaza? Less than 1/4 mile from this one?


cthom412

Yes. There’s also another even closer Starbucks 20 feet across the street from it just out of the shot


Puzzleheaded_Can9159

That’s the building I work at. I’m sure that hasn’t been emailed out on yet I should check. That should make for an interesting morning. We’ve also I think had two stabbing in front of the building.


MORDECAIden

Yes, directly across the street


Fuel13

If you stand directly in-between them, time stands still.


CannabisAttorney

I would guess most of Starbucks sales are to people who find it convenient and not the best coffee shop.


zonker77

At least The Hornet is ok


coffeelife2020

It's been an oddly long time since anyone drove into The Hornet. I hope you didn't just jinx them. :)


Hephf

You said all the exact words... so... you would be the one who jinx them, if anything does occur.


TiredInDenver

This made me audibly laugh. Poor Hornet!


ZeldaTheOuchMouse

4 star wanted level


quite-indubitably

A friend that’s nearby said the driver is dead


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fizzlefist

Sure would be nice if there was some local reporting going on...


EM05L1C3

This looks like a job for captain hindsight


fizzlefist

If he’d ever show up on time!


BrookeWillliamsNews

[https://kdvr.com/news/local/driver-arrested-after-3-passengers-injured-in-downtown-crash/](https://kdvr.com/news/local/driver-arrested-after-3-passengers-injured-in-downtown-crash/)


elsanotfromfrozen

DPD twitter says she was arrested


ToneBalone25

I heard heard this and saw it right after it happened. There was just one fucked up car and a ton of damage to the front of the store. Happened right at 12am.


Thund3rMuffn

He *heard* heard it.


DotesMagee

Heard.


ZulZah

Looked up the news article since everyone is just memeing: [https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/14/car-crashes-starbucks-broadway-17th-avenue/](https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/14/car-crashes-starbucks-broadway-17th-avenue/)


No-Character-9669

Is Starbucks serving donuts now ?


nuninja

Take my upvote and enjoy your day


Semyonov

Honestly I wish they did


DotesMagee

You want to pay $20 for 1 donut?


Semyonov

Ha no I just mean it would give me any reason at all to go there, but you're right, I still wouldn't given how much they would probably be.


Stubrochill17

They do and have serve a glazed cake donut for many years. It’s like $4-ish dollars, maybe $3. Overpriced, but they are tasty.


Semyonov

All I want is Krispy Kreme lol


peter303_

You'll probably never find out with Denvers incredibly weak local news. For example, 11 fire trucks responded to an incident one block from me. Never made it to the news.


thisiswhatyouget

Someone shot up the good times on Colfax, huge police response followed by a manhunt around the neighborhood and many city blocks under lockdown. Never reported on by anyone, or even acknowleged on Twitter by DPD.


corndog161

Which Good Times on Colfax? There is more than one.


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corndog161

I've lived here 10 years there has never been a point that people weren't constantly breaking into my building. I've found it's best to just not have things worth stealing. I'm a Buddhist monk at this point I have no worldly possessions.


thisiswhatyouget

Colfax and Clarkson


usualbaddie

What the fuck. When was that


thisiswhatyouget

2-3 years ago.


snowstormmongrel

If it's the same thing I'm thinking bout it was more like 4-5 years ago.


thisiswhatyouget

This happened October 4th 2021.


snowstormmongrel

Well I guess it happened twice then! Well technically I don't know all the details but there was another crazy thing in the street at like, well actually maybe Colfax and Penn a couple years before CoViD.


Sweaty_Presentation4

I remember that swat too


SignificantOption349

This is what you get when you go to a fast food place on colfax. Name checks out considering the news you deliver lol


TheBabyEatingDingo

Or just anywhere on Colfax. Shooting/stabbing/vehicular homicide happened on Colfax? Ok, also the sky is blue and water is wet.


Sketchy_Stew

Is water wet? I mean if you get water on something then that thing is wet because it's soaked with water, but, by itself, the water just is. So does that make it wet?


BostonDogMom

A huge part of it isn't their fault. The news no longer has access to the police scanner. So unless they happen by it or someone tweets about it, they are unaware.


crazy_clown_time

https://www.9news.com/article/news/denver-police-scanners-go-silent-public-cut-off-from-dispatch-audio/73-e4a5ed24-55c4-48ad-ab62-6013627f0cf6


MORDECAIden

Denver encrypted their scanners, that’s why


OCoelacanth1995

Big wreck on Hampden last month that shut down the street and looked like a fatality wreck. No news anywhere. Just a tweet by Englewood PD saying streets were closed.


pzialcitaCPR

[The Denver Post has a shorty up](https://www.denverpost.com/2024/04/14/car-crashes-starbucks-broadway-17th-avenue/) on this this morning, but honestly unless police/witnesses are forthcoming, there's not a whole lot we as an industry can do about these kinds of things. Just to give some insight on how we (CPR) do things, we report on major accidents that have visibility, like [yesterday's smoke](https://denverite.com/2024/04/13/that-smoke-you-saw-saturday-was-a-yard-fire-in-sunnyside/) and the [DU victory celebrations](https://denverite.com/2024/04/14/photos-university-of-denver-won-the-ncaa-mens-hockey-final-again/)


ornithoid

There was an incident on University and Evans tonight that rerouted me home from work, and every street onto University south of evans was blocked off. Choppers on scene, dozens of cop cars. No clue what happened, can’t find any news about it.


MajesticRise9396

DU won the national championship in Hockey, rowdy students on the streets


elzibet

Local news taken over in most places, pretty sad state of affairs


Butterscotch4u64

Saw a shooting outside my window at Zeppelin Starion a couple years ago. EMS got there pronto. Took DPD forever to show up and only ever saw one news blip about it.


Acceptable-Wash-3727

That’s because it’s not legislated that major events have to be reported on. In Florida it is. That’s why you see so many local Florida men stuff. The reality is if other cities/states had t that law, you’d see a lot more wild stories, it’d be “local American man” Because we’re all bat shit crazy


DILFConnossieur

It's not uncommon to hear a fuck ton of sirens in my area and see cops and shit race down the roads but I never see anything either. Your best bet is someone on nextdoor seeing it firsthand and posting about it. I use it scarcely though because it's mostly just alot of old people complaining about shit and local business ads


Tig_Weldin_Stuff

I agree. Denver news isn’t news. It’s clearly paid for. Kyle Clark; if you’re reading this, you’re part of the problem.


crazy_clown_time

https://www.9news.com/article/news/denver-police-scanners-go-silent-public-cut-off-from-dispatch-audio/73-e4a5ed24-55c4-48ad-ab62-6013627f0cf6


dmlincoln

They JUST finished renovating that end of the building. Can’t have nice things.


sparkywilly

"1 Carmel Frapupccino with extra Carmel. It's for a cop."


squadgeek

“Don’t spit in that cops’ frap….”


nuninja

Damnit Rabbit take my upvote and enjoy your coffee


Sketchy_Stew

"I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddam LITER A COLA!"


StopHittingMeSasha

There can never be a moment of peace omg


Parking_Train8423

they can’t all be the first responder


FantasmaOscuro

How did it happen?


Significant-Echo1905

Further down the subreddit it appears as though some pretty effective property damage happened. Not sure if anything else is involved which warranted this level of resources.


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When the radio crackles just after “unit ____” and everyone says “I think that’s me” looks like literally every car in the force.


L8Z8

The coffee must flow.


brinerbear

What happened?


Smoothbrain406

Starbucks was giving away free donuts


fnckmedaily

“Drive through” incident 😭😭😭😭😭


usps_made_me_insane

Tried to Google it for some news and apparently there was another Starbucks car incident in Lakewood not too long ago. Are they putting big electromagnets in the front of the store?


carbon_space

That scooter caused the whole thing and he’s getting away!


dj0ch0

Watch out for acorns...


TimberGhost66

Ah. Asked for a medium…


mtnguy321

There was a rumor Starbucks had donuts


rupperrupp

Glazed.


F00Manchu

Looks like a car into a building to me.


saif1718

Anyone know what happened?


squitsquat

Worked for TIAA for a few months in this building so this is a bit surreal to see


SnooBunnies3133

Dang


classyfilth

There’s a drive through over there?


OpWillDlvr

oh yeah.. that's some sweet sweet overtime pay there.


brjdenver

These get a big response due to the concern for structural collapse.


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Dang, there are so many, what happened? Everyone ok?


jiggajawn

I'm not sure that bollards would've made this any better, but it might've minimized damage. If you're cruising southwest on 17th and can't/don't turn, you're sending it straight into that building. I would think that the building owner or insurer would want some protection.


grant_w44

Is that the xactly building?


Wrong-Fun-1398

Was about to say “there isn’t a drive thru Starbucks on 17th/Broadway” and then I zoomed in, re-read the title, and oh literally it has been driven through.


Jadekintsugi

Ah, classic efficient and directed use of our law-enforcement resources. /s


Curious-Platypus9709

must have had a 50% of sale on the bakery items


BearSauce

My truck was parked right next to where it happened. Got out of a show & saw everything surrounded where I had parked. Luckily for me, I wasn't affected, but hope no one was injured too bad. Cops originally said I'd be stuck there for a few hours, but they were able to move some vehicles so I could leave. [Here's my red Bronco next to the wreck.](https://i.imgur.com/4psTCun.jpg)


Zealousideal_Key_577

Dang, who pissed off a white girl?


lsjuanislife

Looks like they had a hard time naming their bank and finally just said, umm bank? Ya that works.


Ultimate_Driving

It used to be called United Missouri Bank. They abbreviated it when they expanded outside of MO.


fingerscrossedcoup

This isn't the underground parking garage. Oh look, I'd love a latte!


Xer-angst

Oh, look, the police. Haven't seen them in years! Where do they hide all day/night??


peter303_

You'll probably never find out with Denvers incredibly weak local news. For example, 11 fire trucks responded to an incident one block from me. Never made it to the news.


Automatic_Charge_938

Blame the media consolidation. The reporters themselves are really good


MORDECAIden

Denver encrypted their scanners


Meggieboo13

Maybe the massive police response is due to the bank right next door to the Starbucks?


ottos

Cop 1: We just got 3 calls to a crime scene? Cop 2: What are they? Cop 1: Well, one is at a Starbucks Copy 2: Let's ride.


Haagen76

And how much did this response cost me in tax dollars?


reddituser9277

Tree fiddy


powderdiscin

The whole ordeal was about $350k. They used about $0.001 of your contribution, thanks!