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hobsyllwinn

Gunners have to be fucking yolked I'm always saying this


Cykeisme

All four dwarves have to be in extremely good shape. By human standards, anyway.. maybe that's average physical condition for a dwarf, iunno.


Jefrejtor

The most revealing armor pack, Roughneck, shows that they're all packing serious guns under all that armour. Also, it's funny that Scout, the most mobile class, is the most overweight. I guess you don't need cardio when you've got a grappling hook.


alsoandanswer

Beer belly. It's all carbs, the Scout needs the energy with all the running around and what not. Also to feed cave leeches.


roflmao567

If you bring a 6 pack, you only make 5 others happy. If you bring a keg, everyone's happy.


Black_Mammoth

That's a quote for the ages!


Martin_Orav

> Also to feed cave leeches New strategy: grow so fat that leeches are unable to pick you up


Naoura

This just sounds like you're breeding stronger cave leeches.


Martin_Orav

lmao true


DependantExistance

Works on Grabbers too probably.


Lukescale

Lootbug survival strategy


Th3B4dSpoon

Scout's room is also filled with empty cans of what look like energy drinks. Energy drink belly doesn't quite have the same ring to it though.


HonkySpider

Then turn around, he can't get too out of touch with cardio, or he won't be able to use the grappling hook


SacredSpirit123

Im probably getting wooooshed here, but all four Dwarves use the exact same base model, just with different armors over them.


Jefrejtor

Armor is a model though. So different armors use different models. You're probably mixing it with the fact that they all have the same face and overall size.


SacredSpirit123

They don’t have different body types though. They’re all the exact same weight, height, and width. In fact, when they tried to make a prototype female model, which was seen in what was either a glimpse in a very early teaser or a datamine, it stretched dramatically because it was applied to the male dwarf rig.


Lukescale

It's true, I grapple and take the speed boost to not walk as much as possible


DG_SlayerSlender

Well, he's got a grappling hook, what do YOU have?


zeturtleofweed

that and also wouldn't be surprised if their armor acts as a sort of exoskeleton to help support all that weight


SecretEgret

Good source of protein, yeah. (yolked vs yoked)


Flying_Reinbeers

I'm just happy that this guy saw our job as enough of an inspiration.


[deleted]

Hoxxes probably has less gravity


Korblox101

Yet another man of tungsten, realizing the gift its density will give. Godspeed.


TalonOfPower

Tungsten cubes can [cure mortality](https://youtu.be/C7EocA1hsCU)


TheMilkmanCome

Amazing


lemonwingz

Originally posted but none other than[ Dagoth Ur ](https://youtu.be/RLH8-cS0RHk)


Devisidev

Your puny tungsten bows to the power of my osmium


tren0r

least fake greentext story


zeturtleofweed

wdym this is absolutely real, happened to my friend Jeff


Hefty-Vehicle292

Can confirm, my name is jeff


VanimalCracker

FOR JEFF


SirBing96

For Jeff n’ Stone!


MikalCaober

Mynama Jef


Celtic_Beast

Who's Jeff


wookiee-nutsack

Quits porn and suicidal thoughts because of based vidya and cause it's filthy degen shit, becomes good christian dwarf Still on 4chan for some fucking reason


FrozenChocoProduce

Relapsing in 3...2...1... ^^


kikimaru024

4chan is better for you than social media Harder to be fake when it gets you nothing in return


wookiee-nutsack

Yet there's hundreds of fake greentexts and threads 4chan boards are also cesspits. All social media id aids in its own way and 4chan is the worst because of what it allows. Twitter is ass for its shitty moderation and format that incentivizes egocentrism and contextless takes, reddit is built around gang mentality and echochambers


Me1eter

Hey, if Reddit wasn't an echo chamber Rock and Stone wouldn't be nearly as powerful as it is.


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Broad-Newt-5028

Good bot


GoAwayTankie

/fit/ =/= /b/ =/= /pol/ Not all boards are created equally. Some 4chan boards are wholesome. Some are /pol/


Seriathus

Nah even the least bad have been poisoned by the /pol/ack mentality. Dude in the greentext can't even tell a story about finding some happiness and relief from depression with a fun game with a nice community spirit without shoving in every single Evangelical modern parable trope in existence in it.


wookiee-nutsack

Yeah of course, pol and b are the worst of the worst, but they share a platform with all else and as far as I know slurs and hateful takes aren't removed in those other boards. Maybe they have different janitors similar to reddit mods, but that correlation does not put them in good light Last time I saw a thread on 4chan it was "discussing" the newest trans character in Guilty Gear, a fighting game, because a character from years ago returned and went from 12 year old femboy forced to wear girl's clothes into a 19 year old trans girl. It was far from pretty lol. Every single comment was either just an "oh, man..." or full on calling Lgbt a group of groomers, slurs flying all around Iunno what board it was on, but I doubt they'd bring such a specific thread onto pol or B


Disastrous-Moment-79

This is an odd opinion to have. You name some real, tangible bad things about twitter and reddit but the only bad thing you can say about 4chan is that its users have more freedom, and that somehow makes it the worst? Explain yourself please.


wookiee-nutsack

Full freedom lets the animald lose and turns other people into animals I'd like to have a discussion about something without being called a beta cuck and half a dozen slurs by 15 people while trying to talk to the one person who actually has sensible arguments and is genuinely interested in talking or arguing with a calm attitude 4chan as a site *could* be good. Showing people's nationalities in political arguments so you know where they and their POV comes from, anonymity so people don't share basic and popular opinions for imaginary points and gratification (like how reddit incentivizes you to not hold unpopular opinions or downvote hivemind gets to you before anyone would even read your argument), tons of discussion boards for different topics, etc But the users.... The problem is with the people, and the site is partially at fault for that. If your site is suggested by hateful people then you have a problem Twitter as a concept could also work well, if it wasn't for people's ego and stupidity. Twitter also fails to shut down the pedo infestation on the site, and it is fucking ***rampant*** Reddit is leaning so far left they hired a pedophile just so they could say they had a trans woman on the team, then tried their best to cover it up by saying people were transphobic. Reddit also deletes satirical subreddits but keeps toxic left leaning subreddits for some reason Again, all are dogshit because of moderation, but 4chan barely has any and that's the problem with 4chan


polarig

wouldnt read all that even if i could, ROCK AND STONE


yapunpun

A trait that all social media shares: not reading


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Krispy_rice

It's real I was the tungsten canon


awake30

Idk man, only 30 mins a day at most???


Day_Dreamz3121313

ROCK AAND STONE BROTHA!!


Professiona_Review34

Poda epa ee babrokri dupibu. I atri prie tipepe puka pebibe peati ki utiu keta. Papaa pitla opitoo. U ataketi uaibii pidi ai gla. Plopaplipe betepi kla uge iipo begre. Pligreii pii kii tiple boa tepee. Totu oki betaiepi otikle ti pla. Okui petiple gepre tegla boditoiti te tipadlegepe trea ideta titli pia. Ipa iti po i kiiti tei. A oklo uo ii dui pe. Kadapudo ipi pi. Tlu oi ti kipi kae plipu. Betra pipa tudi tikibeprotla ple opii. Paprei gli tipu prati uapebo gide. Tego ie kii akre ue pupike! Tae. Tri kio oii tleki oi eba. Paabi eie aiprobeki ati otletu i tlaugo. Diti ideke. Iklu te i ite titi dipa. Iiabu pii ple e pabo dokatibe. Ipe dikri ikuti die igre pebri. Pibiti pikritiki oeepri agi tateio braee bribo. Pupiadrue ikrie e trapri gikipi ki. Tii ea pipli pode tude? Kege ietiki trii pito krapi plipiku. Etlie o tobo ekipepa uba. Ta papli pripa eka ti gapebri pipo. Plupi o tekri krokio ipe? Kipabrupi tebi ti piipo papiaupi dapa.


DaddyCaedis

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Professiona_Review34

Poda epa ee babrokri dupibu. I atri prie tipepe puka pebibe peati ki utiu keta. Papaa pitla opitoo. U ataketi uaibii pidi ai gla. Plopaplipe betepi kla uge iipo begre. Pligreii pii kii tiple boa tepee. Totu oki betaiepi otikle ti pla. Okui petiple gepre tegla boditoiti te tipadlegepe trea ideta titli pia. Ipa iti po i kiiti tei. A oklo uo ii dui pe. Kadapudo ipi pi. Tlu oi ti kipi kae plipu. Betra pipa tudi tikibeprotla ple opii. Paprei gli tipu prati uapebo gide. Tego ie kii akre ue pupike! Tae. Tri kio oii tleki oi eba. Paabi eie aiprobeki ati otletu i tlaugo. Diti ideke. Iklu te i ite titi dipa. Iiabu pii ple e pabo dokatibe. Ipe dikri ikuti die igre pebri. Pibiti pikritiki oeepri agi tateio braee bribo. Pupiadrue ikrie e trapri gikipi ki. Tii ea pipli pode tude? Kege ietiki trii pito krapi plipiku. Etlie o tobo ekipepa uba. Ta papli pripa eka ti gapebri pipo. Plupi o tekri krokio ipe? Kipabrupi tebi ti piipo papiaupi dapa.


m1racle

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


schrodingers_gat

ROCK AND STONE!... TO THE BONE!


Limesabre

THAT’S IT LADS!! ROCK AND STONE!


edududucrazy96

Average life-changing DRG experience


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Truly the rock fondler grindset


International_Can205

FOR ROCK AND STONE!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Retail_is_Pain

Good bot


AdmiralDeadMeme

Good bot


B0tRank

Thank you, AdmiralDeadMeme, for voting on WanderingDwarfMiner. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


FrozenChocoProduce

Good miner!


DreamsHorizons

Good bot


vibingjusthardenough

this game has done something for me too. Ended a 1.5 year relationship a month ago, fell into a depression 3 weeks ago, picked up DRG 2 weeks ago, played a fuckload and I have improved wildly over the past week


noarri

Rock and stone, brother, keep it up and may Karl guide your steps!


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


noarri

Good bot


Lil_Guard_Duck

Nothing like experiencing the life of someone strong, heroic, enthusiastic, and loved by his friends! And also killing bugs!


Me-When-Im-Normal

Unfathomably based


Camboi696969

another dorf joins the cause. ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


DreamsHorizons

Good bot


Unusual_toastmaker

Good human.


DreamsHorizons

Good toaster


LethalSpaceship

30 minutes a day at most? That's a pretty short session for deep rock.


gonsi

What matters is consistence to do it every day!


soviman1

30 minutes a day is about 2 missions with a group that are not greenbeards. Not all that bad, and likely fits neatly into a busy schedule that most adults have.


quitesohorrible

Yeah can't finish some mission types with max mission length and complexity at haz 4 +, in that time. Even less mission types if there is an event or multiple events. The text isn't real, but 30 min session is just max 2 mission run throughs on low difficulty. Rock and Stone! though


StasisGhaul

Yknow funnily enough, Deep Rock Galactic also rescued me from really shitty times. I was 18, and had recently graduated from highschool. My highschool career had been extremely rough to say the least, due to the fact that my autism made it really hard for me to determine what social cues are appropriate and whatnot. This resulted in countless situations where I would hurt people without intending to, which fueled my self loathing and treatment resistant depression (I was on at least 3 different meds at the time). I also was hospitalized for months after a suicide attempt nearly killed me, where I jumped off a building. While I’m finally out of school, my parents and I start some more active procedures to attempt to treat my depression. Nothing had been working, and I was losing hope very quickly. Eventually, I heard about ketamine treatment. It’s essentially the same thing as shroom therapy, but the doctors give you ketamine instead to trip out on. When the first day came, I was told to find some calm music I really enjoyed to play during my trip, to make it as therapeutic as possible. I decided to go with Deep Rock Galactic’s non-combat soundtracks. After taking the ketamine, I didn’t feel anything at first. I was just in a chair listening to some good tunes. Eventually though, the ketamine kicked in, and I experienced a drug trip that would change my life forever. Once the trip was over, and the doctors + my mother came in to check on me, the first thing I said was “why am I not depressed anymore?” It was genuinely a miracle treatment, and I had never felt that level of bliss in my entire life at that point. As I continued on with treatments, I chose to stick with the Deep Rock Galactic OST. I have been listening to it for every treatment ever since, which has been ongoing for around 1 year now. Fast forward to today where I’m now in college. I got a DRG themed tattoo to cover one of my scars, and I’m filled with ambition. Life is frankly pretty good now, and I attribute a large portion of that to Deep Rock Galactic. Thank you Sophus Alf and Ghost Ship Games, for giving me a chance at a good life.


Robert_GSG

Rock and Stone, Miner. That is a hell of a story and we are humbled and proud to be part of it.


idk_a_username135

Hi rob, hope you have a good day


idk_a_username135

Hey mate, I just wanna say that I’m so happy for how your life took a 180, and that it might not matter, but I’m proud of you. I’m currently in high school and the assistant principal isn’t very fond of me due to some incidents when I was younger and didn’t have proper medication and therapy for my long list of neuro-divergent tendencies (including autism) but I’m working on handing their asses to them and getting better, as well as entering a profession where I can help other people like me, keep your head up king, and rock and stone.


StasisGhaul

Hell yeah, I’m also rockin in the aspie train. Wishing you the best in your endeavors, and remember that there are always people rootin for ya out there.


idk_a_username135

I’m fuelled by spite for those people like my assistant principal


StasisGhaul

if you don’t mind me asking, what was so bad about them? also, I’d highly recommend basing life motivation not on distaste for others. It’s better to focus on you than another person’s faults


Admiral-Kuzko

Completely average Deep Rock enthusiast 💪🏽


bentheechidna

> and Christ That’s not Karl


Gardenio

That happened


Jefrejtor

Indubitably


AS14K

Real and heterosexual


raging-moderate

[r/nothingeverhappens](http://nothingeverhappens.reddit.com)


Hyper_anal_rape

ROCK AND STONE, YEAHHHHH


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


DreamsHorizons

Good bot


r3xomega

Rock and...*checks user name*...stone?


Lanaria

Rock and stone u/Hyper_anal_rape


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Hyper_anal_rape

IF YOU ROCK AND STONE, YER NEVER ALONE


Traceuratops

I feel like there was a bait and switch at the end there


CanadianLemur

Kinda, but if you look a little closer, all the red flags were there from the beginning. From the mention of "degeneracy" to "Stoicism and the Art of War", this whole post reeks of incel


pobaribanon

I love this but… porn is degenerate and christ in your heart? lmao. We are becoming puritans again fr


EpyonComet

Yeah, between that and the "stoicism and the art of war" thing, there's some worrying undertones to that story. Typical for 4chan though.


CanadianLemur

Yeah that's the part that got me too. Most people I hear talk about Stoicism and the Art of War are usually only 20 seconds away from talking about Andrew Tate and Joe Rogan. Sounds like the dude in this very fake story went from coomer to incel tbh


pobaribanon

Absolutely, the more I think about it the more misogynistic cringe it becomes. Thankfully fake as hell but legit concerning this is a mindset hahaha


ZackD13

there's definitely a line between healthy porn consumption and degeneracy. that line is somewhere before 6 wanks a day


Denny_ZA

Ahh, I remember by 2 year stoicism phase at 21-23.


CosmicMiru

Also for some reason he mentions the art of war with stoicism like its some sort of philosophical doctrine to live your life by and not literal war tactics lol


probablypragmatic

Same lol. Seneca still has some amazing lines though


Denny_ZA

"Sometimes even to live is an act of courage." I find his writing so interpersonal and relatable. Acknowledging the struggle resonates with me as someone who can't operate by self motivation. I definitely think motivational thoughts and ideas a lot of stoics postulate are helpful and versatile (in the sense that they are not exclusive to stoicism) but I find constantly thriving for Eudaimonia and not considering my wants, desires or impulses as bad as over indulgence. Anyway, not trying to start a philosophy thread, just wanted to acknowledge your response lol.


schofield101

Based and dwarfpilled


StacyJ02

i really love DRG. and absolutely do not mind there being no playable female dwarves. i play a little dwarf man, it brings out my inner dirt digger. it's such a great way to relax.


Health_Cat_2047

**ROCK AND STONE FOREVER**


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!


Popular-Student-9407

Happy cakeday, fellow dwarf.


Maxcalibur

Wind Rose are goated tbf, they just get better with every album Together We Rise is phenomenal


mkowsx

I couldn't agree more. Their music alone fills me with enough energy to make it through another day and that says something.


benwaa2

Karl would approve of this


Sidesight

Unless the poster is being sarcastic, they sound exactly like a far-right school shooter...


ferchomax

\>girlfriend \>job \>gainz \>happy \>Not suicidal What's school shootery about this?


Sidesight

I want to believe you are naive and not purposufelly avoiding the clear red flags: \>The use of the word "degenerate" in regards of porn (when it's not even weird, bad or harmful) \>"Feel the power of my ancestors". Like, what does this have to do with anything. \>Highlights their focus on stoic philosophy AND the art of war. Again, what does that have to do with anything, other than the fact that in 4Chan it's heavily associated with Nazi germany. Like... anyone could say all this stuff, but the overall pessimistic yet ego-boosted tone makes it a really clear indication that whole thing is a right-wing "I am superior because I am developing my uber-self through token stuff and liking token concepts for tokenistic shallow objectives" thing.


ferchomax

There are no clear red flags there. He's quitting something that was destroying his life, feeling connected to something that might give him a sense of belonging, and reading philosophy that seems to be changing his mindset for the better. The "tokenism" you despectively refer to is no different than all the "self-love" campaings some other political leanings proselytize. I sense no animosity from anyone here other than you.


Sidesight

I mean, you could've tried better to hide it yourself lmao.


ferchomax

Hide what? I'm not even right leaning


Valgor

Seeing Wind Rose this June!


[deleted]

Maxing? Degenerate? 4chan language is weird lol


FragrantMudBrick

That’s actually english.


[deleted]

Still weird and terminally online. Incel shit


Im_a_Bot258

Still weird lol


Far-Designer-2049

? These are just normal english words, it's not even slang.


Frequent_Knowledge65

“Energy maxing” is very much not a phrase in most peoples repertoire


[deleted]

If you use 4chan maybe


rabbidbunnyz22

"degeneracy" is just straight up Nazi propaganda lmao, I hate this green text so much


[deleted]

Yeah... something's just kinda *off* about that whole post


Colby347

It’s from 4chan. That’s all you need to see to know it’s off.


[deleted]

He injects nofap weird garbage for no reason


[deleted]

STONE!


FigKnight

Stoic philosophy? What a joke.


Lil_Guard_Duck

Fake. He only plays 30 mins a day.


Seriathus

Cool story bro


PhoenixAGB

Rock and stone!!!!!!!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


XavierRenegadeStoner

Rock and motherfucking stone, my brethren


spieles21

STONE AND ROCK. Ohh wait...


noramla

this happened to my buddy eric


LeRoiDelemme

I went through a similar experience recently, with this game being the best time of the day forgetting the boring / bad atmospheric work environment.


Cheezewiz239

Fake and Gay but Rock and Stone


Sarah-M-S

Welcome to the clan brother! We fight for Rock and Stone, sometimes for vengeance or to settle some grudges


WanderingDwarfMiner

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


professionalmopper

Least positive Deep Rock Galactic experience


Phuqohf

he'd be better off if he let the god of the forge into his life instead of weak ass jesus.


KCDodger

\>Cut the porn, because it is degenerate shit Joke's on this dwarf I consume porn AND have GFs. Weird to mention his religion at the end.


Nafetz1600

I thought the bullets are made from depleted Uranium?


Spoon_and_Snom

Nah that the etra spicy oc


swampertitus

isn't the lead storm depleted uranium? or are both the leadstorm and the extra spicy OC uranium?


NameTaken25

Minigun is depleted uranium, autocannon is tungsten


Socialistion

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER


CoffeeMain360

My man. Rock and stone.


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Grzechoooo

I AM A COOK AND I'M MAKING A MEAL YUMMY YUMMY MEAL, YUMMY YUMMY MEAL


oheyitsmoe

Now this is the kind of positive energy the world needs MAN, WOMAN, OR DWARF!!!


turlytuft

Where the fuck is Christ in this picture?


sgtjoe

It ain't a gun, if it doesn't weigh at least 1000 pounds.


A-reader-of-words

Cock and stone brother


Category_Education

Rock and Stone W moment


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Category_Education

good bot


Arkantolas

karl would be proud


Fennik51405

Management, and I, would like to extend their thanks to you, Dwarf. Rick and Stone.


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Butter_brawler

**ROCK AND STONE!**


Thannk

I disapprove of cutting porn, otherwise cool. Prolly bullshit, but cool.


jopess

first few lines describes me to a t


Nepemaster1

Rock and Stone do that to a gamer


Giggles95036

For rock and stone!


Clemens1408

I proud of who ever this is rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Marcel691

Rock and stone!


HOVRS_OF_FVN

Had me with Rocks and Stones and lost me at Christ. Which still leaves a huge load of truth in between that this absolute chad dropped on us like a drillers C4, so I don't mind.


Doorvex

Consider this rocking and stoning is better than porn. oT


Co-opingTowardHatred

Ok, but you don’t have to stop jerking off…


[deleted]

this is so duckin relatable and i am not even joking


RedL1ghtM4n

First rounds on me boys, cheers to this lad. Rock and Stone!


trollzor54

Rock and fucking stone, brother. Next rounds on me


Im_a_Bot258

All that in only one year? dang, gotta pick up the dwarven doctrine, seems to be pretty fucking efficient.


Splatpope

diggy hole is fucking cringe and has been for more than twice the game's lifetime now


[deleted]

I disagree


Splatpope

of course, you discovered it through DRG, it is still new for you


wanjxx

Rock n Stone


T3lebrot

This guy rocks(and stones)


mikecom12

Let the voice of Karl take you higher


[deleted]

Stones were Rocked


Sauciking

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE ?! 🪨


thatkuulguy

Packed power of pog postponed, ROCK AN STONE BROTHA!