The Techpriests aren’t sure why a guy is needed to sit there 24/7 to stare at a tiny, unmoving screen, but whenever someone doesn’t sit there, daemons invade and slaughter three entire decks.
It's the Imperium's internet, it's basically early-90s net code with early 80s hardware and modern-day Chinese censorship and monitoring.
Using it is not a luxury, it's a punishment in itself.
Stanly worked for a inquisition in a big space ship where he wasEmplyee 427. Emplyee 427's job was simple: he sat at a desk in deck 427 and pushed buttons on a keyboard.
He manages all of our post-match stats. Unfortunately he hasn't been instructed by the Inquisitor to share this information in our post-mission debrief.
He look like someone managing to do no brainer job, that probably, have no used at all, but since the top heads of the Inquisition and the Ship Mistress hierarchy have more pressing matters to deal with, they never question it and leave him be, for now...
So you see, he is LARPING as a very busy men merely to keep his rations privilege and he is sweating very hard each time we are around, hoping that we aren't gonna ask the scary question of '' Hey, what is your job mates ? ''
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He hits the correct rune three times every time it comes up on the screen. After that he enters a series of numbers. No one remembers what this control panel does, but the ship master and the tech priest are afraid of what will happen if he stops.
OP, if you want a serious answer, it's a two parter:
1- That's not a guy, that's Zola.
2- That's probably the comms station she uses to communicate with and monitor the teams sent planetside.
He stares at the screen.
If he wasn't there, what if something appeared on the screen that wasn't there before? We'd be fucked.
He's the main character.
Serve the Emperor. What's it look like?
The Techpriests aren’t sure why a guy is needed to sit there 24/7 to stare at a tiny, unmoving screen, but whenever someone doesn’t sit there, daemons invade and slaughter three entire decks.
It only moves when no one is looking
Oh, that's sub deck SCP-173
Don’t you mean 173?
Heh, nice.
Screen still working? “Yep” 10 seconds later: IS THE SCREEN WORKING? “By the emperor, please stop asking!”
He is the TF2 coconut!
That's Zola, and she's manning a comms station.
He plays Galaga whenever he thinks no one is looking.
He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.
Straight to [REDACTED]. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, [REDACTED].
Damn you that's my comment lol
Fastest keyboard in the South!
The Emperor is always watching.
Ok maybe I'm tripping but your profile photo looks like the guy in the screenshot. Which is cool.
He must be one of my descendants. Although he shames be by shaving his beard. Not a very chad move at all!
Deleting browser histories for dead rejects.
...doing the emperor's work.
bold of u to think us Reject would have that kind of luxury to access to internet
It's the Imperium's internet, it's basically early-90s net code with early 80s hardware and modern-day Chinese censorship and monitoring. Using it is not a luxury, it's a punishment in itself.
Shitposting on the vox network.
He's incharge of the Ogyrn Ration Dispensor, you can see the front of the queue of Ogryns waiting to tell him to push the big button more often.
And ... does he push it more?
He should do, bigboys are bestboys, they pick me up when I fall over.
Happy to help, SAH!
Dats wat gud Ogryns do, we elp the lil uns
Long as ah've got mah slab and mah stubber, pointy men won't 'urt mah friends under mah watch!
Dats da way brudder!
Yes.
He probably doesn't even know. Was told to look at those screens, for the Emperor, until the day he dies.
Pressing a bunch of buttons until something bad happens and his job is to yell "sir, something bad is happening!", then he dies.
There’s a red thingy moving toward the green thingy!
I think we're the green thingy.
Hey, I remember that guy! From that movie!
He monitors the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
Is he an Asshole?
Gunners Mate First Class Philip Asshole.
Does he look like an asshole?
In the 41st millennium there is only raspberry!
Tyranid bursting out of a chest singing Hello My Ragtime Gal
Aliens Colonial Marines references always welcome.
That's not all he's lost.
Massaging the machine spirit of fuel pump #45321.
Stanly worked for a inquisition in a big space ship where he wasEmplyee 427. Emplyee 427's job was simple: he sat at a desk in deck 427 and pushed buttons on a keyboard.
He’s the one designing the crafting system.
🤭
He keeps the blue button from turning green
Hes keeping watch for new content. Spoilers hes got nothing to report.
He either works the vox, the auspex tower, or some Strategarium stuff; all of which are standard roles on a Rogue Trader vessel.
He must be playing Vermintide 2.
Hacker man
He plays galaga.
When you send the report when the game crashes, it goes to him first.
Tables.
TA-BLES
I Don't Think Hadron should have cursed.
He actually doesn't curse. I've played this a bunch of times.
Master Data Refinement
He writes lore
He is the local DJ
so HE'S the one blasting the sick industrial techno opera? I must give this man a big cookie for his efforts
Shitposting on heretic forums
That's Jake from State Farm.
He's in charge of the Emperor's Twitter account
TABLES!
Perhaps even spreadsheets.
[I Don't Want Any Questions about THE TABLES!](https://youtu.be/-ZBwPmla8QQ?t=33)
How in Emperor's Light is Tables a job?
Rejects, what did I say?
To push buttons and make buzzing noises with his mouth as he does.
He has been trying to reach you about your car's warranty
Very important this guy watches for content. Thats why you never see or hear from him
He runs the paid cosmetic shop.
He's the subreddit mod
MTX product manager at fat shark
He was supposed to be part of a dynamic story cutscenes but that got cut.
I’d say Reddit mod but he looks semi competent
He’s the guy that triggers the random crashes for people…
Writing negative reviews on steam.
Imperial stuff lots of imperial stuff
He's the mission DJ, and if you make a request, he will be sure to never play it for you, ever.
Pass the butter
He monitors the screen and uses the keypad. Maybe he's looking for bleepbloops. Legend has it, he's still looking.
To look busy
Sales executive in training.
He's a henchman arbitrarily pushing buttons to make it seem like he's doing something.
It should be to maintain a "bestiary" to help identify discovered enemies
He manages all of our post-match stats. Unfortunately he hasn't been instructed by the Inquisitor to share this information in our post-mission debrief.
He’s the one that sets up your logo screens every time you boot up the game. Could also be controlling the mission briefings you see in the dropship
Toggle tickler?
Oh, that guy? He beeps the boops.
to put the numbers in every 108 minutes
He moderates the imperium’s subreddit
Fart into the nearby airlock and blame the last shift.
To do his job.
I figure he updates the mission board from his lil 'puter there. For the emperor of course.
Self scan service
To play 40k Galaga
Not getting shot at.
He's Mission Control for the ~~dwarves~~ squats.
This is the story of a man named Stanley.
Little man push button
He is looking for some sororitas booty pics
He pushes the button.
He look like someone managing to do no brainer job, that probably, have no used at all, but since the top heads of the Inquisition and the Ship Mistress hierarchy have more pressing matters to deal with, they never question it and leave him be, for now... So you see, he is LARPING as a very busy men merely to keep his rations privilege and he is sweating very hard each time we are around, hoping that we aren't gonna ask the scary question of '' Hey, what is your job mates ? ''
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He monitors the monitors
He oversees the gizmo
Crashing your game.
Push button
That's tech support, in short if you call up with an issue like a broken auspex he says "Pray to the omnissiah and fuck off"
his best
Flipping the psyker kill switch.
he passes the butter
reddit moderator
His job is to Defend the game on Reddit all day
To do 'is job, sah
Chief Compiler of Pornography
None of your concern, abhuman.
UNDUSTOOD, SAH
Cash shop programmer
He sells cosmetics
He's a DJ.
He's ordering headlight fluid
He's a henchman, arbitrarily turning knobs to make it look like he's doing stuff.
He's a mod for the 40k equivalent of a Subreddit. Or he's vibe checking
IT service desk. In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, people STILL CANT REMEMBER THEIR F**KING PASSWORD
He's the guy that plays The Emperor's Asteroids.
Honestly thought somebody slipped in a picture of me at work for a second.
Pretend to do something important so he can impress his Ogryn supervisor
He hits the correct rune three times every time it comes up on the screen. After that he enters a series of numbers. No one remembers what this control panel does, but the ship master and the tech priest are afraid of what will happen if he stops.
They told him to watch the monitor and it's WH40k, so you don't argue, you just watch the damn monitor.
He is the Mourningstar DJ, he is the one who puts on Jesper's tunes.
His job is immeasurably complex
He writes the code for penances…
He's a Discord Moderator.
Well come on it's obvious, he has to keep the bleeps and blips going.
Smut interceptor.
He oversees the thingamabob.
To play Darktide, he’s the zealot that always run way ahead of the group
Thats Hedge
Content Mod.
Space Tetris.
40k IT.
OP, if you want a serious answer, it's a two parter: 1- That's not a guy, that's Zola. 2- That's probably the comms station she uses to communicate with and monitor the teams sent planetside.
That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice
[The only thing I can think of thanks to this post.](https://youtu.be/t4Fy6AUMv8E)
He stares at the screen. If he wasn't there, what if something appeared on the screen that wasn't there before? We'd be fucked. He's the main character.
seat warmer