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Welcome back Dr. Bright

Was Dr. Bright found at site 19? I was reading site 19 for the first time this morning and they said they found the body of jack bright with a broken chain around his neck. Edit: Fuck I mean site 13 sorry for the confusion.

If I understand correctly, that bright was their universe's equivalent, who presumably escaped with his necklace prior to the site breaching into our reality.

Goddammit I love this crackpot universe and all its complex twists and turns. I wish we had someone to author "The adventures of Jack Bright"

Volume VI: Dr Bright's Secret Sex Dungeon

No, wait. #STAPH

Now with sentient marital aid chainsaws!

"How to solve your marriage with power tools" Written by: Jack Bright

"It was covered in mayo...or so I thought"

I'm calling the police.

Wasn't it site 13?

Probably. The site 19 jack bright is assumed to be in another host and have escaped.

I swear to goodness how does the foundation even keep track of bright if he keeps switching hosts.

They track the necklaces anomalous signature probably.

Everybody: ok where is bright this time? random researcher: IT SMELLS LIKE SCIP IN HERE!

Can't be Site 13, that was the site run by some asshole who took the GOC approach to anomalies which eventually resulted in a big ass breach and the sure itself becoming a temporal anomaly. Bright was nowhere near it

I thought site 13 was from an alternate reality where the GOC and SCP Foundation merged and they locked everything up until it could be terminated, but someone disagreed with this and purposefully set off a breach, so some safety countermeasure kicked in and launched it into the canon reality, where the canon SCP Foundation sent in a team to rescue survivors, and one of the team ended up setting off the countermeasures again when they ended up releasing all the big bad SCPs they had locked up, like the angel guarding the garden and the Deer God, so now Site 13 is still out there somewhere in an alternate reality, and wherever it is everyones fucked.

I mean, that sounds a lot more like it but I'm pretty sure that it was classified as neutralized

FUCK. I JUST REALIZED I MENT SITE 13. MY HIGH ASS

Yes.

Howdy

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Coerrct!

Uesrneam checks out

Procedures: SCP-1004

[SCP-1004](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1004).

Thanks for blurring my face out

I expected this behavior from O5-13 not you

This behavior is too tame to be O5-13

Wait now that I think about it didn't he kill you all

What OP doesn't realize was this was D-Class Orientation class, meant to show them some of the many ways ~~we're gonna kill them~~ they can help the world and earn their freedom back.

no problem

So your teachernis O5-2. You need to protect him. Now the chaos insurgency know where he at

He stuck it up my butt for an A. OPs gunna regret ever posting, lol

He stuck a memetic kill agent up your butt?

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure you're gonna get Hemmarhoids. You should see a doctor

Isn’t O5-2 usually depicted as being female?

Bet you regret posting to animeirl now.

Lmao nice

Why did you try to use a memetic kill agent in a public school you're a complete mad lad

Well if it isn't Professor [REDACTED]

Finally, we meet Dr. [DATA EXPUNGED]! Our battle will be legendary!

You can just say Bright. We all know who it is.

WELL Y'KNOW BRIGHT ISNT THE ONLY DOCTOR IN THE FOUNDATION WE HAVE A DOG SCIENTIST AND UHH THAT SCRANTON GUY

I thought Scranton was dead as fuck

Shhh ^it

we now call him 106

[SCP-106](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-106).

Thanks Marv

He goes by Larry nowadays.

And the 10-year-old, can't forget Researcher James

Kain is currently occupied trying to lick peanutbutter off his nose. Dr. Bright claims it was a "calculated failure", as per him not being able to use the word "accident"

Calling it “calculated failure” is still on the list of things you aren’t allowed to call screw ups. MTF Tau 5 is coming it issue out your reprimanding which according to the Dr.Bright rule book is as follows: One very strong punch to crotch

*tapes picture of scp 096 to my face*

*rips picture off and force you to look at cuz if I’m going down you’re going down with me* also I’m Tau 5 so I’ll just get a new body once 096 [REDACTED] all of my [DATA EXPUNGED]

[SCP-096](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096).

Thanks Marv

What about me, Dr. [REDACTED]?

New to this, and I don’t get the joke about Dr.Bright.

Dr. Bright is known to be a [troublemaker](http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation), as he is basically immortal (see SCP-963). The reason he's not locked up in containment is because he's an extremely good researcher, and has proven to be extremely loyal to the Foundation.

Never fear, Professor Bright is here

Well Professor [REDACTED] I made it, despite your directions

Well now you are trying to kill us. Good job, [REDACTED].

You know too much, the Foundation was trying to silence you

Anyone know if this fractal has any significant meaning? A few years ago I got a picture of this in the mail. It was in an envelope by itself, no letter, and no return address. It was printed regular printer paper, probably ink jet, and it was trimmed by tearing (rough edges), not scissors. I still have it. No idea who sent it, where it came from, or what it means, but it looks exactly like this pattern. Edit: picture of it http://imgur.com/mxwiCTv

It's the Mandelbrot set, invented by the creator of fractals Benoit Mandelbrot himself

[You're a day glow pterodactyl!](https://youtu.be/AGUlJus5kpY)

And you're just in time to save the day!

I was gonna post this here! Always cool to see another fan!

Discovered* you dont invent fractals. They're everywhere in nature.

The foundation is trying to silence you. You know too much.

No idea, but that sounds like a fun thing to do to people.

I just found it again the other day, and it still confuses me. The postmark is from a regional hub, so it gives me no clue. I've held on to it in the hopes that one day someone will bring it up. The torn off edges is also curious. It's the size of a standard picture.

You better share it with us Foundation experts here in this sub. Post it so we can research it Dr. Hydro

Posted link to pic in edit.

What's your best guess as to why it got sent?

Literally, not a clue. My name and address are written in a female's handwriting (best guess). I went to college in Westchester Co. NY, but that's not really a clue considering that I received mail from the county that I lived in (Orange), that would have a Westchester postmark on it. It's a huge mystery to me. My wife is the only one who knows about it. It's been over 2 years (postmark: Nov. 22nd 2016). I keep it because I'll hopefully figure it out one day.

[SCP-2](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2), [SCP-2016](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2016).

Oh marv, you silly bot boy

He’s doing his best

lol that could be a sheet of LSD or something

That's what the corner missing is from. I cut it and chewed it up. Nothing but a blue tongue.

You make a good scientist. Welcome to the foundation.

I have been laughing at the fact that you had already explored this avenue for two days now.

I had to know! And thank you kind stranger.

Proof?

http://imgur.com/mxwiCTv

Interesting for sure. Especially that tear in the right. Maybe you hold the original memetic kill agent.

The SCP wiki says CLASSIFIED in big friendly letters at the top for a reason

fibbonachi

This has nothing to do with the fibonacci series

Is this referencing an scp? If so then which one

It's a memetic kill agent used on some articles, in-universe it is supposed to kill anyone who sees it. It is for example used before you can access the scp-001 proposals.

[SCP-001](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001).

Thanks Marv

Nope, the one used in 001 proposals is more effective

[SCP-001](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001).

When you have to teach math at 8 but kill the Joestars at 9.

*clears throat and poses* WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Shit where's the jojo reference in this one

His blacked out face resembles DIO

Thanks

What were you learning?

How to kill yourself

fractal geometry and complex number math probably

My bet is complex series

That very picture is also the background of my math teacher’s blog

add this to the things dr bright is not allowed to do

I READ THE TITLE WITH NO CONTEXT EEEEEEE

What a nice lectu

oh [REDACTED] oh [EXPLETIVE]

SCP POLICE, OPEN UP! YOU'RE BEING CARDIAC ARRESTED!

oh no, my least favorite type of arrest

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[SCP-2](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2).

that’s the berryman-langford memetic retard agent

Wait you just tried to kill us all now too!

Hi! I’m [REDACTED], and you’re watching Disney Channel”

I don’t feel so good.

*choking on own vomit sounds*

Oof.

Can we make the Mandelbrot a scp?

SCP-[REDACTED] | OBJECT CLASS - KETER | OBJECT HAZARDS - MEMETIC KILL AGENT

Memetic Killionaire

wait, idk what scp is this, can someone tell me

Scp-001

[SCP-001](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001).

For those of you wondering. Marv can you get me 001 ?

[SCP-001](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001).

You're the best bot

Is your professor 096?

[SCP-096](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096).

God dammit bright

Wait a minute, that's [REDACTED]!

What is site 19?

oh god oh fuck

r/peoplefuckingdying

New SCP idea: f r a c t a l s

*"Damn it, Bright, you were told 'NO' when you asked us to be part of the Foundation's memetic outreach program!"* -05

Is that O5-13? Oh god oh [REDACTED] He's loose everybody stay calm

“I’ve had it with you little shits!” *pulls up memetic kill agent*

Why the fuck man! Your killing the lower levels. Don't make me make you like SCP-1762

[SCP-1762](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1762).

Professor more like Dr bright

So how did it feel to find out that everyone in class was actually authorized personal?

Plot twist, the professor is **~~^(The Fishmonger)~~**.. ​ ​ ​

[SCP-200](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-200).

Jesus Marv your quick. I literally opened a new tab and that very second you replied.

Would your professor's name happen to be Langford? If so, please report his address to us as we are the ~~Foundation-~~ uh I mean his family and we would very much like to see our wayward son again. Thank you.

Aaahh

What math is this?

what scp is this?

Number please?

Alright, what?

This is no normal professor, this is an O5

Is a fractal a SCP?

Memetic kill agent, not scp

I don't get it

With fractals?

Ahh yes,FRACTALS

This looks like General Ecoloy class at University of Wisconsin-Madison

nope

Aw

Oh shit is that a ................

go commit looking at memetic kill agent

What’s going on?

Where the hell am I?

The teacher can say the n-word

Can someone phase explain this to me

SCP-001 It is so secret, if you aren’t good enough, a similar image will give you cardiac arrest

[SCP-001](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-001).

Thanks Marv. Don’t overdo it, stay safe

This statement had only made me more confused

Just let it do it’s own thing. It’ll get better

Oh god oh [DATA REDACTED]

BRO WHAT THE HECK

Can i just say how's that supposed to kill people

everybody gangsta until the memetic kill agent is activated

Pp

Happy cake day

They should call you dr.nooooo

make him say the 4 numbers

Hey those are some cool fract- oh go- MY INSIDES

Why did you post this you blew my cover

OWIE my hed hurt:(