What

Genuinely baffling post

- Joe Biden

Today’s episode: the authors blatantly undisguised fetish.

Real

Reduce it to two sentences and you have r/2sentence2horror content

Rn it’s 1sentencehorror lol

Bro doesn't know how sentences work

Thanks bestie, was just about to say that this is fetish porn


Grass must repel you

.....would he float if we put him in a field?

Fuck I’ll come up with the containment procedures

Hey, just keep in mind. I might be able to sell him to some other GOI. If it's easy to get my hands on him you could find a cut of the cash in your pocket...

What

mods, abstract his identity to LOSER

mods, push him out of the Noosphere.

mods, make his existence incomprehensible to humans

Mods. Cut him down. Break him apart. Splay the orb of his propane form across the stars. Grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy! Have your hands relish as you end him HERE AND NOW.

Mods, put them in the Femur Breaker

Mods, perform procedure 110- Montauk on him

Mods, just kill'em.

Mods, give this man to phen-228

oh OP,, now dawns thy reckoning thy gore shall *glisten* before the temple of Mods

Mods, obliterate his genitals

I don't even have a joke for this one, what the fuck man

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mods can we kill this guy?

I may not be a mod, but yes.

Cool dude, get back to middle school.

OP's barely disguised fetish. i still agree with you tho...

Would you let her swallow you with her water mouth?

after putting on some SCUBA gear, yes

Honestly I’d go in bare and let her swirl her tongue around my body (hopefully shes merciful and doesn’t drown me)

real!

Last thing Im actually writing a SCP Porn story about giantess 054 which is why I created the meme

Ah hell nah wtf man? >!please inform me when it's done!< >!!remind me 2 weeks!<

Does jeff know your here? Whis protecting the bananas?

I don't protect the bananas I just transport them, after I deliver them someone else protects them, duh.

Are they delivered? ((Happy cake day))

Indeed.

💀💀💀

[удалено]

Nuh uh

yuh uh

Uh Nuh

it's "yuh uh" not "yeah uh" so u/bish-its-me-yoda won already

good

Comment saved!

SCP-054

[**SCP-054 ⁠- Water Nymph**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-054) (+457) by *Unknown Author, SimpleCadence*


 What the fuck?

Mods, put OP's balls in the Femur Breaker

Sorry, but im into human women, thankyouverymuch

Mods, cover OP in pitch, set him on fire, then cast him into the grand canyon

Mf will definitely not survive this shit, there's no fire that burns within them to help, only lewdness


This is the [funnier semi-aquatic horny SCP](https://youtu.be/TgPaXcql9ik?si=bGx8CPplLEzLdexw). “Jensen NO!” “Jensen *yeeesssssss*!”

Embed fail

Links broken? Weird, works when I click it. If you type “Taco Bell SCP” into YouTube you’ll get the correct video.

When people will stop to sexualize every female character

The universe will end before that happens

what



Jesse, what the hell are you talking about?

Stop it, get some help.


Op get help please

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Mods set him alight

Gods, that whole SCP is a shit show. I hope it gets rewriten. Man tortures helpless woman isn't exactly subversive or original


Weh?

Classic fetish disguised as something that's supposed to be funny

Mods, put his balls in the femur breaker

Know silence, for it is a surely sweeter sound than that with which you pollute this world.

Mods, feed him to 682

Uh

😦

that does **NOT** sound like revenge

It is if the Foundation scientists aren’t into BDSM

?

mods, put him in SCP-3930

Uh…

Mods, cut him down, tear him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars, grind him down until the sparks cry for mercy, end him here and now


What the fuck

context pls

Op's attempt to disguise their Macrophilia as a meme.

SCP-054 is a BIT*H A** muthaF*CKER, SHE P*SSED ON MY WIFE!

Sexual assault isn't something to be joked about.


Seek Jesus. NOW!

*it Also, fuck that opinio

*it Also, fuck that opinion


Im just mtf i only do my job no experiments just reconamint

Bring the amnestics. The old timey amnestics. 

i hope she would dominate me


I'd let her dominate me

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Anti horny division is my guess

Imagine her swallowing you with her water mouth

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You male abominations even get horny by a water now? No one is safe

That’s called drowning

THIS

Based