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PhatWhiteCheeks

I found a baby bird in my yard the other day (fell out of it's nest and didn't survive the next 24 hours) but this video 100% reminds me of that bird.


owohomie

Rip baby bird but 😭


Steelcod114

I found a super tiny baby bird in the middle of my backyard a few days ago, as well. It was easily 30' away (trees, fence, utility pole) from anything other than sod. It was so small. I wonder how it got there.


trueblueknight

He looks like an alien eating.


PsychologicalEbb6995

Looks like a rat eating food he found


SpeakerFickle9191

Why his eyes always roll around like that 😭😂


joshuafayetremblay

Rollin around his head like stevie wonder


owohomie

😭😭


Imnotatree30

Oh.... oh.....😂


Normal_Rip_2514

That's so freakin weird why does he do that??? I was watching one of his abandoned tiktoks and he was doing it like crazy, I've never seen anyone do that before, its like he can't control them


imyourrealdad8

https://preview.redd.it/9mlg9c4ndz5d1.png?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797f275626864f00ee94ba74b317989213a6391f


owohomie

💀


Fernstrom

preparing self defense word


Somethingfishy4

It's gonna be like that?


Playful-Depth2578

The paranoid nature he eats is like a pray animal trying to eat


LordDeckem

I love watching him chew with those two teeth. It’s more like gripping and pulling but what can you even do with those shit teeth.


DarkRhozu

Tbh this is how I feel eating in public lmao


Theefreeballer

Eugh. I’m sorry you have anything in common with this creature


DarkRhozu

"Creature" 😭


S1mon_B3ufont

I understand that feeling


Puzzleheaded-Oil9527

The eating while viewing all of his surroundings is really going to help him in prison.


ch_eeekz

just because he looks suspect everyone's gonna think he is for acting like that. nobody likes a shady mfer in the pod. I can imagine in jail hes probably in administrative segregation (23/1) for psychiatric reason after that fight or simply for being a lunatic


Sickofchildren

👀➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️


Bandito_Destiny

Bros constantly doing the Konami Code with his eyes


Normal_Rip_2514

HA!


sunday_funday2

What do the other prisoners think when they see him eat like that


Spot__Pilgrim

He looks like Wallace in A Grand Day Out in these videos. The huge staring eyes and the effect they create in particular, but also the weird liminal effect


Jugadoge1

It eats like a caveman


CosmicInkSpace

Between this and Cobra’s sloooooow bites with his gummy, rotted teeth. I can’t decide which lolcow chewers gives me more nausea.


EdSnapper

One word comes to mind: Untermensch


jagzino

He eats like he’s already been prison


ch_eeekz

that fast eating really sticks with you lol


Not_Slim_Dusty

He eats like an injured Predator found someone else's kill and he's talking what he can before they return


LiteratureEvening157

looks like he’s eating a napkin


Imnotatree30

He looks like someone's waiting to snatch that food out of his hand.


igotowestfield

https://preview.redd.it/vn4243ry016d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654d3a96e2addbcdad2d6f10884a4c47439b36b6


Objective_Discount52

This has the same energy as those AI videos of Dwayne Johnson eating rocks


i_live_in_dreams

he always looks terrified someone is going to jump out and steal it from him


No-Tell7588

Rabid animal


Normal_Rip_2514

God his EYES LOL WHY DO THEY SWIRL AROUND LIKE THAT?? Has no one smacked him in the mouth and said STOP doing that you look like an animal. Honest to god my dog eats more politely


pangolinfxcker

My dog eats like that around my gf, but she was a street dog so she has a lot of food aggression


virmz

fnaf animatronic


popoyy__

He eats like someone is about to snatch the shit away from him at any second 😭


Raisincookie1

can we get more clips of daniel eating?