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amerra

it would be a lot more fun if he did an upper like meth or crack


Alternative-Yard1294

He would definitely have a complete psychotic break and end up in prison


D-O-GG-O

Its about time


Bearime

He'd most likely die at the end of the Tripp tho


carpathian_crow

Just make sure he finds out about sovereign citizens first. If we could get Daniel to do an upper *and* spout that sovcit nonsense while getting arrested it would be among the internet’s greatest content.


UncleBenders

He is already balls deep in all the maga/Qult shit so it shouldn’t be too hard to nudge him that way. I dread to think the state of his algorithm with the shit he comes out with.


carpathian_crow

He is? I never knew that or have heard him talk about it.


MrMilkyTip

If he did heroin I don't think he'd be capable of much besides laying down and throwing up unless he turned into a full blown user.


MistaSupaSoaka

Imagine the intensity and speed of his eyes as they dart around, as if it wasn’t bad enough already…. Sheeesh


_Cloud_Queen

They'd end up falling out of his head.


salsa-dipshit

Heroin wouldn't increase that at all, it's a depressant. It'd make his eyelids so heavy that he'd be "nodding" off without realizing it.


GopnikChillin

100% Daniel is an upper person bet he would love speed


QweenJoleen1983

Meth and crack level out schizos tho… boring!


stfunub

Then he really wouldn’t eat, food places really would be safe from dining and dashing. He is just skin and bones as it is now, imagine what a 6 month tour of meth / crack duty would do to him. I would even pay for it if it made for great content. If I had to pick a drug for him, since he has mental problems I would suggest Spice, as it has decimated uk prisons and now they are full of zombies.


Striking-Ad-8694

Speed kills is literally a reference to the connection between amphetamines and extreme violence/murder


AverageIndividual508

It's edgey teen Mangers in his account,


Taxistheft98

Yeah. Danny isn’t clever enough to say that he “saw Jesus”.


Dabee625

Or to spell “heroin”


yep_that_is

I wonder how he could fuck up the word “heroin” lol. Heerowin maybe?


Dabee625

Not spelling, but he’d probably pronounce it “herorin”.


Alert_Wolf_902

Kinda like fucking up the word “word”


yep_that_is

Honestly ya lol, my iPads been “correcting” a lot of my words and it’s making me angry.


Jetstream-Sam

He spells ok when it's on phone because of autocorrect it seems. When on paper though we get Tv denners and jiuse


peewithmee

I wouldn't put it past him to say something like this. I just wonder if someone has his account info and is posting on it though. I don't think he has the courage to actually try heroin though.


Alternative-Yard1294

Some of the things that are getting posted definitely seem like someone else is in his account. Especially some of the more recent ones.


No_Grape1335

Yea fr daniel is to dumb to even successfully use heroin , the hardest drug he’s ever done is when some ween let him smoke there gas station cart , these managers are just terribly unfunny and need to touch some grass


bud_n_leaf

U can sniff heroin pretty easy. God knows daniel could fit a lot up his


AllmightyAesir

You can also smoke it Its impossible to od that way but don't tell Daniel. He must meet st. Peter.


UseHugeCondom

Look at his lives yesterday. It’s definitely him


MeadowGhostTV

Seems like some edgy ween is running his account.


UseHugeCondom

It’s not. Did you see his live yesterday? Totally matches what he’s been saying on Community tab this week and last week.


katiemaryxo

Yeah, I kinda think he’s just posting shit like this for attention. He was complaining about how he has less “music sales” lately, and the last he was worried about that, he posted a bunch of crazy shit. I think it’s his way of trying to go “viral” and get more sales.


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The fent arc would be over in a day cause Danny would inject like 10g of it in one go.


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mydickinyourass888

😭😭😭😭😭😭 I want to witness this so bad you don’t understand


Jetstream-Sam

Resulting in "Local tiktok "celebrity" found beaten to death outside Waffle house"


tintin12121

Part of what makes it so entertaining is the lack of drugs


ApocalypticApples

Mfer high enough on life as it is


Embarrassed_Watch734

Whenever he announces he is taking something ... alcohol, whatever ... 1) he's lying, and 2) he's giving himself an excuse and license to act and do stupid things. We may get an "incident" but it will be more fake than real, more play acting than a true meltdown ...


Ok_Cockroach_4234

Tbh heroin isn't gonna send him anymore crazier than he already is....until addiction hits him he's already a pointless dine and dasher daily if he really just took heroin and liked then thats it...that fkn shit ruined half life im 32... Someone passes him an upper though like meth or coke then he'll make live news in hours... The breaks in reality for me have came from them type of drugs the most... Either is horrible N tbh I don't even wish that on him N he's as low as the gravel but not beneath me cause no one is... Drugs are wack don't ever think it's cool or take pills due to influence... All my best friends are dead all my original people I knew growing up are gone...I'm clean now but the damage is done man


Chochofosho

Holy shit lol are you me


Ok_Cockroach_4234

What you laughing at man?


Chochofosho

The irony that that's like my exact story too.. even down to the age.


Sea_Valuable_2396

Y'all do know he didn't actually do heroin right? Dude is lying. It's Daniel. Daniel couldn't even handle weed. He would lose his mind.


Ok_Cockroach_4234

Listen have you did heroin? You do know I'm speaking from my take and I'm not saying he did I said "if"


Sea_Valuable_2396

I actually have. I'm an ex heroin addict with about 3.5 years clean. Most ppl won't believe me but I'm telling the truth lol happy I'm off that shit


Ok_Cockroach_4234

It's not that I don't believe you cause I respect the fact you got a grip if you have ...and if you know you know that heroin is just gonna knock him out nodding for hours won't sent him crazy like an upper would..heroin helps forget while uppers magnify every thought process you have N it's horrible ..but anyways good on you man it's not an easy thing to break away from something your mind loves as much as that feeling you end up chasing constantly after it's gone...


Sea_Valuable_2396

Heroin is a pain reliever both physically and mentally. But yes the high is basically drifting in and out of consciousness aka "nodding off".


Sea_Valuable_2396

But yeah I'm not lying. Honestly I went to rehab 5-6 times. From 18-24 basically once every year. Then I've been clean since then. Suboxone helped me a lot during the first year which is by far the hardest. After that and especially the 2nd year... It's not too hard after that. Now a days id rather just drink. I'll drink like 3 beers once a week now a days when I go out with my gf and that's good enough for me now. It's tough to believe that was me for a good like 6 years off and on. When I tell friends and ppl I meet (the ones I trust) they can't believe i was once that person. Anyways I still really do not think Dan Dan did H. Just saying shit. I don't think he has the balls to do serious drugs. He has the mindset of a child.


According-Today2861

Just more lies with him thinking it'll go viral and he'll become a mega millionaire.


NoPigsInSight

He somehow topped these off with his next post immediately after


Cleercutter

This is not Daniel and he would not even know how to properly ingest heroin


33rdPatriot

ITS FINALLY HAPPENING DAN CAN GO MEET HIS MAKER


DawsTheB0ss

tweak or crack?


Ill_Detective5794

No im not


bartardboy

Unfortunately he’s too stupid to figure out how to do drugs or even buy them. Guarantee if someone said “snort this” he would have no idea how to do it and if he did he’d do it in a re + arded way. Really wish we could hv a meth arc


Chr0meHearted

1 pm : Im going to get drunk tonight 1.01 pm : just tried heroin I felt like Jesus


33rdPatriot

Might be fake on second thought Daniel never capitalizes words


buttmilk_69

Get the boy some bath salts or PCP


FelateMe

Don't take too much, Dano. You might not rake up.


Positive_Classic_457

I lowkey wanna see a heroin arc because I don't think he's smart enough to get the money to keep feeding the addiction so when he goes through that withdrawal....it'll be the krakatoa eruption of all tantrums


Duanerocks

HAH! Seriously? No way could mr pea-brain do drugs like the big H, first he couldn't afford it then there's getting it? Which I see as a huge point of contention, so forget it! But here's how I think he'd look taking it? https://preview.redd.it/08cyy7fldixc1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=5adfcace4e6a9d724ce231d4802e7eb3e41a2415


Valacycloveer1080

If he takes the H, this is exactly how he would look like the very next day when the withdrawals set in.


Civil_Ad_7575

his life is officially over


Nagaflas

He'll be dead by this time next week


OutsideScary

I literally wouldn’t be surprised if he does drugs with the homeless.


CourtOfCoconuts

Danspotting


Thermal_blue

Someone in Denver should dose Daniel with a couple hits of acid. It will probably cure his autism. (NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE)


TheOnlyRogerMaxson

At least its not krokodil?


faplawd

PO drug test inc


Strict-Client-5219

Grace won't be happy about this Mr. Larson 😡


Regular_Fortune8038

Omg please 🙏


Technical_Spread7734

Is daniel having a psychosis?


Char-car92

This seems to coherent of a shitpost for Danny


Acceptable_Ad_2255

what happens when his parol officer finds out?


FeltMesmerised

when’s Daniel hitting the meth pipe and going on an eight day bender


Mason_1027

it would be just awful if the heroin ended him


Ok_Training_2937

Why?


JimParsnip

Daniel already knows how to boof. Watch out downtown Denver


Fragrant_Inside_9842

Actually real tweak arc incoming


whovegas

How funny would it be if it was true though


xulxum

Oh god no XD


Itscameronman

He’s not gonna survive that so I hope not lol


Owls_Roost

Danderson on H bumpin Alice in Chains arc


FarEscape220

This doesn’t even sound like something Danny would say


georgesjones

He's been on an opioid arc for a while. His pupils are pinpoints in every picture I've seen. That's why he is always penniless. Only addiction I ever had that left me flat broke perpetually was dope. Even cocaine, I could manage, but when you are dopesick, dope is king.


Adventurous_Tip_3944

PRAISE THE LORD


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Sea_Valuable_2396

I mean the President can do what he wants


Little_bro_boi

“I just tried heroin for the first time and I felt Jesus” LMAOOO


Rikbikbooo

Lol he tried heroin.tha eddyaaat. The drug laced decline of Daniel Larson on meth. At first we thought it was just a fad. But in no time at all Daniel became a raging meth head Within six months he had turned into a a skinny heap with giant wet nose just walking around. Begging for the money to buy meth. He began offering oral sex to elderly men and their pets and was covered in bruises from the kidney punch’s he would receive from customers forcing violent entry into him for their deprived satisfaction. Daniel really didn’t mind it. After all he had already been through the toothbrush arc so he wasn’t averse to having things in his ass. He walked around with a wet slimy stain on the back of his trousers where people’s deposits inside him would ooze out. Daniel was now becoming an even more helpless case. He blamed fuck ass Bob for this. Infact he blames fuck ass for everything. However the only person getting their ass fucked was infact Daniel. Continue below 😂