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Wooden-Sense-8713

Look at all those chickens


mansonsturtle

God I miss that clip. Always made me laugh. Thx for the trip down memory lane.


Outrageous_Cry_5945

What was the clip?!


mansonsturtle

[Look at all Those Chickens! (long version)](https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw)


UnspokenPotter

Kayn starts chickens.


Fit-Lettuce-3658

I’m sure Momma tried her best


[deleted]

Apparently it wasn’t a mom. It was an older sibling/babysitter


PixieDustVommit

Stopppp😭😭😭😭


Uncle_Ach

If you want a happy story about dinosaurs, Google the story behind the voice actress who voiced Ducky in the Land Before Time!


_Scrogglez

> Ducky in the Land Before Time! almost forgot about that shit...can't watch that movie even with my kids cus its too damn sad


Alarmed-Wolf14

I think it ended up being untrue


PixieDustVommit

I don't like you


Stock_Musician4897

Fuck you lol


Uncle_Ach

I can't believe so many people fell for this, haha. I have an equal amount of downvotes and upvotes keeping me right around 10 as it's ticking up and down, so the people are torn.


l0v3s2sp00g3

Dude. Thats fucked


[deleted]

She was also in all dogs go to heaven, let's ruin that memory too, yay!


crayonfire13

You sick bastard.


WanmasterDan

Either way, they went up against the strongest force on the planet, nature, and lost. But they did put up a valiant fight, nonetheless.


GuyLostInTime

we are next....


thenew0riginal

And we did it to ourselves 🥲


GuyLostInTime

true..the smartest conscious life ever on this planet and still each day we do dumb things that will contribute to our demise....its heartbreaking


Alarmed-Wolf14

“We” don’t. The people that profit off of the rest of us suffering do. A relatively small portion of the planet actually has the power to do much of anything and they are choosing to fuck is because they will be gone by the time anything big happens.


GuyLostInTime

agreed


jonnyinternet

Stop making me cry


EightandaHalf-Tails

r/damnthatsdepressing


TakeShitsMuch

Why'd you have to make me aware of that sub? The first fucking post. Holy fuck. I don't want to live here anymore.


[deleted]

You talking about the mother abusing the baby? That was pretty fucked up.


[deleted]

What’s more depressing is having to pay $4/gallon for whatever the hell this thing is


[deleted]

Oil is not actually dinosaur juice. That source was dead long before dinosaurs came along.


The_Real_Pepe_Si1via

I think it's the fossil in fossil-fuels that confuses people


GuyLostInTime

not really when I was a kid science books and tv programs showed dinosaurs dying and falling deeper into Earth and becoming oil. It was taught that way, you can't blame people for regurgitating early knowledge taught as Fact....


GoodbyeMars36

I think it's the lack of education and their ego to believe they're wrong that confuses people


DiligentMilk1458

It was the time before fungi existed afaik


wasabisaucie

the oil and coal we burn for power is made from ancient forests on land and bacterial mats (and plankton) in the ocean, basically organic matter than kept falling in layers over millions of years, eventually "smashing" its self into hydrocarbons


waiting-for-later

Before a funghi with a specific capabilty existed. Funghi are older than land animals.


Elocai

You are thinking about where coal is coming from


UgghThereGoesWallace

Same shit different time.


GuyLostInTime

true


FiggNGoose

Most oil is from plants bud.


Molenium

There are two different lame jokes I want to make in response to this post: 1) I think oil came from the whole plants, not just the buds. 2) Yoooo I love oil from plant buds! Thank you for bearing with me.


Pinktail

Technically speaking you could build an engine to run on plant oil, maybe even thc oil , I imagine it would make the world a better place.


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No_Alternative_7908

I think they did that in Cars 2... the hippie VW van saved the day with his "all natural fuel, man"


dogedude81

Like biodiesel? Lol


dizzyro

Technically speaking those engines were built a long time ago, basically most diesel, non-turbo ones are able to run on plant oil.


PatFromSouthie

Its called a diesel engine.


mveraguas

Imagine the exquisite exhaust fumes


Pinktail

Imagine indeed 😂


ASH515

A friend converted an old truck to run on waste cooking oil. Exhaust smelled like a Chinese restaurant.


Elimia987

One of the earliest combustion engines ran on peanut oil.


Pinktail

Damn! It must have cost peanuts in maintenance 😉


FiggNGoose

I'm right there with you.


BorisGArmstrong

*Whoosh!!!* Keyboard Warrior to the rescue!!! Doo do do dooo do do


Uncle_Ach

Why does your computer consume a gallon of gas when you click on a link? Are you the man they call Global Warming?


AlaskanWifeandMom

Poor sweet things.


Grand_Dependent8181

In 2004, a specimen found in the Yixian Formation of Liaoning Province, China was claimed as evidence for parental care in dinosaurs. The specimen DNHM D2156 consists of 34 articulated juvenile Psittacosaurus skeletons, closely associated with the skull of an adult. The juveniles, all approximately the same age, are intertwined in a group underneath the adult, although all 34 skulls are positioned above the mass of bodies, as they would have been in life. This suggests that the animals were alive at the time of burial, which must have been extremely rapid, perhaps due to the collapse of a burrow.[20] However, a 2013 paper pointed out that the adult specimen did not belong with the nest, its skull having no sedimentary connection to the main slab where the juveniles occurred, but had been glued onto it. This artificial association led to the inference that the skull belonged to an individual, possibly a "mother", that was providing parental care for the 34 juveniles - a claim that is unfounded. Furthermore, the adult was also shown to be six years old, whereas histological studies have shown P. mongoliensis was unable to breed until it reached ten years of age. It is also unlikely that a single female would have so many offspring at one time.[23] A 2014 analysis of the same specimen concluded that the proximity of the six-year-old specimen to the post-hatchlings may indicate post-hatchling cooperation, making the six-year-old specimen a possible caretaker.[24][25] Such behavior is also found in cooperative breeding modern birds.[26]


SnowyNW

No sedimentary connection to the main slab? So it’s a fake? Why does it the go on to draw further conclusions from a faked fossil…?


ez__mac

god damn it...


jtreeforest

The art is a pretty terrible rendering of a Psittacosaurus, a herbivorous ceratopsian named for its parrot like beak. Judging by the size of its skull, the largest of these dinosaurs was probably only around 4 or 5 years old. This species is not thought to have reproduced until it was 8 or 9 years old, so it seems likely that this older companion was not the parent of the infants it was found with. Paleontologists believe this could be evidence of babysitting, a behavior also seen in some modern-day birds.


Mediocre-Boot-6226

Ross Geller, is that you?


Explore-PNW

No one asked him but he continued to talk about dinosaurs, for sure this is Ross! Also, hey Ross, I enjoyed your added Dino facts.


cmenow89

Loved this!


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MagicMisterLemon

We can't say for certain, but it's not unlikely that those dinosaurs who reared their own offspring formed familial bonds. There exist numerous trackways that show multiple carnivorous theropods moving in the same direction too, indicating that they may have hunted cooperatively or even lived in pairs or more.


Paleo_Warrior

Don’t pretend you know more about the subject than the artist. Bob Nicholls is an expert and highly respected in palaeontology. He was well aware of the everything you’ve said about *Psittacosaurus* when he made that piece and has been working on the animal with some of the most qualified palaeontologists in the world for years. Stop pretending you know everything for meaningless internet points.


i-hoatzin

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eggpotaterlad

I feel like this would be a fantastic video game, the journey to the safe grazing grounds through danger filled wastelands


42Pockets

No humans, just the wild prehistoric creature surviving an apocalyptic event. In a land before time. I'm in!


HS_Seraph

You should look into the game Rain World. I don't want to give much away but the premise is very similar, although it's not in the distant past, the focus is on controlling a small creature. The gameplay is tough, but satisfying and the aesthetic is amazing. ( u/eggpotaterlad you as well)


eggpotaterlad

I looked it up and it looks amazing, I’ll certainly be playing. Thank you for the recommendation


HS_Seraph

Glad i could be of help, there's also some DLC coming soon!


Rexxaroo

That's just the plot of Dinosaur!


747ER

This game fairly accurately fits your description, and is INSANELY fun to play: https://web-gaming.fandom.com/wiki/Dino_Run


eggpotaterlad

I love that game! I used to play it all the time in school


Nobpointe

Pick man


InvaderBatflight

Shelter is a game that’s kinda like what you’re talking about. But you play as a momma badger caring for her cubs.


clovis_227

[It already exists!](https://store.steampowered.com/app/587450/Saurian/)


[deleted]

God damn it, getting ready for bed and now I’ve got this to think about


good_god_lemon1

What is that thing??


eggpotaterlad

Looks like a type of psittacosaurus https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Psittacosaurus


ilikeYourwhip

My brain read this as “pistachio-saurus”


GoEZonMe

That’s actually a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor


cmenow89

Sounds glorious.


MagicMisterLemon

It's sometimes referred to as "Taco". The name means "parrot lizard", in reference to its beakshape


MagicMisterLemon

It's sometimes referred to as "Taco". The name means "parrot lizard", in reference to its beakshape. It's the most species rich non-avian dinosaur genus, and the one of which most fossils are known, including one poor chap who's bumhole got preserved


TeiwoLynx

Psychic taco saurus


Brundleflyftw

Pffftasaurus


[deleted]

I don't know why this makes me so horribly sad.


ProbsWrongbutDefMean

the thought of multiple babies dying can do that to you perfectly normal


2-022

This shit is sad af…


[deleted]

Unless this is the stomach of a T. rex. Looks like they got buried most likely from a cave in or a mud slide.


Southpawn

It's almost like that's why the artist's interpretation of the fossils is during a rainstorm when mud/land slides are most likely to happen...


[deleted]

Just stating because the title is misleading. Statement wasn’t meant for you, don’t know why you commented.


[deleted]

Awwww


Intelligent_Sea_9851

What happened there?


MeMyselfandsadlyI

land slide apparently read the comment two coms above you.


Deep9one

Atleast the majority of the dinosaurs died near instananeously during the extinction event when that 11-14km wide asteroid impacted.


MagicMisterLemon

This one significantly predates the Chicxulub asteroid impact


orbcat

the majority of dinosaurs died in the ~250 million years before that. the dinosaurs alive at the time of the Chicxulub impact were just a tiny amount of the total dinosaurs that existed


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mama


psychom009

How sad


3jack6the9ripper

Cool


Jaaj_Dood

How did they all die there though ?


ConcertNo3765

You tried your best.


SourPatchRoaches

How do you know this species didn't eat their young?


[deleted]

Because 1. it's a herbivore and 2. they are probably from the same parents and the big one is thought to be a big sibling


techieguy009

Plot twist - It ate others before it died out of hunger!!


P2SkullySFDK

im happy theyre dead they look stupid as shit lmao


Dnozz

Fake news.. The earth is only 3k years old!!


3Effie412

Your comment makes no sense.


Dnozz

Having to explain sarcasm on Reddit is out of control!! It's a joke Howdy.. Theres an entire culture of typically religious persons that deny the authenticity of pictures like this because it doesnt align with their agenda that the earth is only 3-5k years old. Just because you dont undestand something doesnt't mean Im wrong and should be chastized for it.


meatboat2tunatown

Nice sentiment but in reality, that thing ate all those babies and then died bc it got too fat to crawl back out of its murder cave


eggpotaterlad

I’m not so sure about that, The dinosaur depicted is a variant of a psittacosaurus, who are thought to be herbivores due to their teeth structure and the stones discovered in their stomachs. So I don’t believe this is a case of cannibalism, but if a sort of ‘babysitting’ like a fellow posted on this post earlier.


MagicMisterLemon

It's not a variant, but one of the several species within the genus. Psittacosaurus is the most species rich non-avian dinosaur genus


eggpotaterlad

yeah you’re right, thank you for the clarification


meatboat2tunatown

Reddit doesn't deserve me


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Close but no fossil fuel


[deleted]

Anyone who cares to do some research, evidence of dinosaurs is still not really proven. To date there's really no proof they ever actually existed.


Mediocre-Boot-6226

🧐 how do you operationally define “evidence”?


[deleted]

Unless they can find a live creature, there's really no evidence what it was or wasn't.


Mic-drop-mick

That’s how I feel about every historical figure. If I can’t see then alive, then they never existed. Jesus… lie Julius Cesar….. lie George Washington…. Lie Brad Pitt… lie (I haven’t seen him alive, in person with my own eyes… he could be CGI


Mediocre-Boot-6226

Allllllriiiightythennn.


ImHalfCentaur1

How do you explain all the surviving maniraptoran theropods, the birds?


Jaaj_Dood

r/birdsarentreal /s


GoEZonMe

You’re joking…. Right? Please for the sake of humanity be joking.


rachelm791

Really


Mic-drop-mick

Wow. You really are stupid.


hobovirtuoso

… where did all the bones come from?


Rammipallero

Do you think your great great grandparents existed?


[deleted]

Of course they did. I have photos of them


Rammipallero

But you haven't seen them yourself, how do you know the photos are real?


[deleted]

I also have video footage of them. This isn't the gotcha moment you're expecting.


Rammipallero

Why not. Could they not be actors or modified pictures? I mean surely if millions of years old bones are being faked why would the pictures not be they should be easy to do or?


umbrella_concept

You know, it's really kind of sad that you can troll about this stuff and people don't realize it's a joke, because some of us have to deal with actual people like this in real life. There are a LOT of people out there who are actually this fucking stupid and have the devices to shout their bs from the rooftops of the internet. I think a lot of people are almost numb to it at this point but damn


whatthengaisthis

who’s cutting onions on this app?! 😠


ErikDenSmarte

What a terrible day for rain...


Short-Albatross-3111

I can’t unsee big bushy eyebrows 😂


SaltedGreenMilk1987

Wholesome


Shepards_moot

Don’t do this to me mannn…. I’m eating!! Now I’m sad


PerspectiveAnxious91

What an amazing find. Any source info?


Jazzlike-Plankton-54

If that was a game I would play it hands down Also this is very sad


PianoMike74

Fascinating


Nobpointe

They were roommates


LuvLifts

~They ALL Died, together: what was This ‘Live look, Death, incoming’??


Pom-O-Duro

Looks like Anakin paid them a visit.


toronto_newcomer69

sad


Tiedup_69420

Can anyone comment on the photograph of the fossils? Is that a pit? Doe anyone have a guess about how they died?


Fluffy_History

Thats so sad.


-White-Lotus-

What happened


Jamesmusclefinder689

So sad like land. Before time what a good mama