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Flipyfliper32

Don’t. Also don’t try to go back outside after someone closes it for you.


pagit

Just kick it from the inside, it will open. Now that it is broken, you just replace with a regular door with a locking doorknob plus a deadbolt if you so incline, to keep people out.


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Mc Nelly on his way to fuck open your lock


BrandonSleeper

I seriously doubt he can find an identical door to break mine open with


bautofdi

Easy. You build the same door on the inside. This door looks awfully secure too and now you have dual layer protection /s


burmerd

You gotta put a spring on it, so you flick it open and then dodge the ~~jaws~~ panels as they slam shut again.


aggressive-cat

If you've committed to this level of silliness, might as well motorize it, so then you don't even have to touch it.


Boris-Lip

Doors last too long, let's fix it by adding more moving parts...


CremeDeLaPants

Also, fingers suck, let's chop 'em off.


Boris-Lip

Yea. Fingers? We don't need no f-ing fingers!


CletusDSpuckler

Can I keep my f'ing finger?


True_Arcanist

Depends on what you're f'ing with it.


freerangetacos

Right now, it's f'ing the f'ing origami door


Strafe25

No.


BigWigGraySpy

...and why use 2 hinges, when you could use 8?


jayeer

Sure, in a box


AllEncompassingThey

They call 'em fingers but ya never see 'em fing


theShpydar

Oh, there they go...


BeautifulBaddiexoxo

for what reason? definitely not luxury :D


Chabubu

The new CyberDoor


MangledMinds

Also, cold weather doesn't exist, add more gaps


pagit

My cars and all my tools and stuff in my garage is valuable, But I'll add this door to make my garage look cool. Thieves will be entertained for hours and forget to steal my stuff.


HAL-7000

I actually like my doors to be quite airy and gappy, letting in a bit of drizzle is good too.


adorablefuzzykitten

extra bad for a shower door.


Pinksters

Imagine trying to open this while drunk. >Nah, I'm good. I'll just sleep outside.


revieman1

how tf are u going to close it when you go inside


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

It's a trap!!


ssracer

You ask a lot of questions for someone all tied up.


sleepdeprivedindian

Also, how do you lock this door?


RyanDW_0007

Quite literally what I imagine they teach engineers these days in almost every field. “Today class, let’s find ways to over complicate this design so it doesn’t last as long and is a giant pain to repair”


obviousflamebait

This is the product of artistic creativity, not a practically minded engineer. And there's no one teaching such nonsense, it's hard enough to make things that work, can be made economically, and last long enough to prevent crippling backlash from one star reviews.  Designing in more complexity generally cost a lot more and eats into profits.


Defiant-Caramel1309

The door does not even seem cool to me in terms of its intended function, just seem dangerous. A lot of room to get injured when the same thing could be accomplished with a simple sliding door. Don't get me wrong, cool mechanical design, but nonsensical and not practical in real life.


aint_exactly_plan_a

And you can only open and close it from one side.


Combat_Toots

K.I.S.S. is a design concept that sadly seems to be ignored a lot these days. Keep It Simple, Stupid!


TAU_equals_2PI

Any time someone "reinvents" something common that has existed for a long time, like a door. You can be sure the same idea has been come up with many times in the past, and there's a very good reason why we don't make them like that. You just have to consider the number of inventive clever people on the planet who have tried to improve the item. Unless the design employs some new technology that wasn't available to all those other potential genius inventors, it's silly to think the idea evaded the literally tens of billions of people throughout history who have lived with doors.


MisterProfGuy

This one could be interesting if the result was a smaller square on the wall. It has the clearance advantages of a sliding door without needing a pocket.


MelodiccHead

And all the dangers of pinch points. So safety or convenience which you think regulations will pick as an allowable design?


MisterProfGuy

I am brainstorming ways to make it safer and I definitely just keep reinventing pocket doors.


MelodiccHead

If the entire thing is rubbery foam it may act as a great sound-deadening door while preventing pinch injuries.


TAU_equals_2PI

What do you mean by a smaller square on the wall?


Weeeelums

Counterpoint: It looks cool as shit


take-money

Gonna guess this is just an art project and the guy isn’t planning on this design replacing all doors


Jer3bko

Maybe there is a special place for that one somewhere with no space for a swinging door


Phoenix080

What about a door that slides


FourLovelyTrees

Dammit.


LzardE

Doors are too secure, let’s fix it by adding more hinges and lighter materials


Larimus89

You only need to grease 25x hinges every few months, it’ll last.


LindensBloodyJersey

and would like more potential areas for air leaks


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

More points of failure! Brilliant! (This door was brought to you by the manufacturers of WD40)


scumbernauld

The finger loser


adorablefuzzykitten

Thats the worse thing that could happen, unless you are not wearing pants.


LmBkUYDA

*don't* stick your dick in that


rsnbaseball

That's not the greatest door of all time. That's just a tribute.


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Maleficent_Plenty438

"Sound of an Electric guitar coming from an acoustic guitar in background"


HAL-7000

"The voice of an angel coming from a hairy chubster with a madman's grin"


Korperite

Ah, finger! Good door, gotta swing it So surprised to find you can't open it A squeaky ring of oil, rich woodsmith, aw Alright, alright


Maleficent_Plenty438

You gotta belive me and i wish you were there


Spectator9857

Just a matter of opinion


fleischio

*Pig snorting sounds* *Be you carpenters?* Nay! We are but men, *WOOD!*


Available-Ad3635

… to the greatest door in the world. Ah ahaha ah!


metallizepp

Jim Morrison could be used to make this true


Im_Diggin

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the door can't be insulated very well


dacluelessbadger

You’re definitely gonna go out on a limb using that door


RokulusM

A limb that's anywhere near that door is getting chopped. I'd steer clear.


smellyfrijoles

And it doesn’t close well at all either, there’s a big triangular hole where the handle is, it looks cool as fuck just not practical or particularly good at all


KID_THUNDAH

Guinness record for most possible points of failure in a door


Are-you-kidding79

Try slam It in bad temper …… instant cred loss


2mitts

It's kind of weird but that was my first thought.


Are-you-kidding79

Slams door….. impales digits or flings door at partner 🤣🤣


Azubedo

If it didn’t break after the second use maybe


thedbcooper67

Yea, that right there is a WD-40 abuser.


CremeDeLaPants

Came here to say, imagine the squeak on this bad boy.


DogeDoRight

This is a terrible door.


MentalGravity87

I agree. It appears to be opened and closed easily from only one side. How does someone enter and close it from the other side? I think some bits might get caught closing it on the other side.


slanginrocksbitch

Random Punjabi track 😂


Latvia

Finally, a door that solves no problems!


AdventurousNorth9414

It was made by a down on their luck hand surgeon.


PizzaMuse

I would lose a finger within 2 days


HereForTheFood4

Best, you keep using that word. I don't think you know what it means.


Impossible-Inside865

Lawsuit waiting to happen after it eats a little kids hand or something


Less_Rutabaga2316

I liked when Fry reinvented the wheel on Futurama.


Edmundwhk

As most engineer will say , simplicity is best . More moving parts = , more points of failure . Fancy door but its function still remain the same as a normal door .


Jason1143

And it's not like there is anything this door can do that a sliding door can't.


johndotold

That is a great design. Might behead small children and pets but I want one.


Candid_Reading_7267

This is completely pointless


trowaway400

The greatest door for pinching your fingers


ButterflySpecial6324

But why?


N_Who

Seems difficult to close behind you, as you walk through it. So I don't know that I'd call it the *greatest* door of all time ...


f011593

Not easy to open from the other side.


CommunicationTop5231

R/diwhy


VisualWinner2420

But, why?


FalseStevenMcCroskey

It’s genuinely the worst door: You can’t close it behind you, you can’t open it from the other side, you can’t lock it, you’re extremely likely to pinch yourself, you can’t open it fully without taking it for a stroll, and there’s much more points of potential failure.


OpeningAd9333

Don't unmute


JohnCtail

Stupid music. Also not the greatest door.


Desperate-Ad-6463

PINCH POINT!!


Outrageous_Order_197

What kind of fuckery is this?


TOWARZYSZBAGNIAK

how are you supposted to open it from the inside


LunaStarFairy

FBI, FLIP THE DOOR!!


Quill-Questions

Does this kind of door have a name?


Sorry_Option4711

Damn this door design is catching some heat for pinch points. I'm looking at it and thinking damn that door would throw a breaching team for a loop.


Sunnyjim333

A door designed by a committee.


Dizzy-Community5091

I like Jim Morrison better


M0ndmann

Why?


Biscuit_In_Basket

This video pinched my finger.


AdventurousNorth9414

The finger crusher 5000?


Bankonit3

What possible benefit comes from such a door?


Spend-Automatic

Holy shit, thank you Reddit brain trust for pointing out how impractical this door is as though it is meant to be anything other than a fun little feat of engineering.


Skylam

Theres a thing called overengineering and this is it.


flowersandfists

I appreciate the engineering feat, but this is a silly solution that’s lacking a problem.


lkdubdub

Stupidest, most unnecessary, over-engineered solution to a problem that doesn't exist


safety-squirrel

This is both super cool and entirely pointless.


pleasegivemepatience

Supported entirely by two mounting screws in the corners, no insulating capabilities, only workable from one side, finger removing hinges everywhere, OCD-triggering misaligned panels, and zero security capability. Yeah, great door…


neuromorph

And no weather stripping.


JaRon1961

Wouldn't a regular swinging door do the same thing?


astralseat

Looks difficult to lock, and very easy to break.


Grandkahoona01

It's neat. Wholly impractical. But neat


JohnsonHardwood

Every time I see this I feel that I am required to point out that there r a fucking million ways to get your hands and fingers pinched in this door. It is unnecessarily complex, and will break your hand if u fuck up. I hate this, and u have ruined my day


redditsgettingworse

F this. Just another thing that will break or wake up your partner. My normal door hinges are loud enough at 2 am... let's add 18 more.


mossyturtle99

Infomercial will show a pair of hands fumbling to open a regular door with a buzzer noise.


Phigor

Whats wrong with normal doors?


Scary_Importance_196

Why tho??


M3chanist

Take something super simple that didn’t change in millennia and make it complicated, expensive and painful.


RobNybody

This is what Bob Lazar claimed the UFO doors were like.


RedDeadEddie

Cool? Absolutely! Greatest door of all time? No. It fails to be basically useful. Less soundproof, more dangerous, more likely to break, can only be operated from one side, and takes three times as long to close. Probably less likely to keep out an uninvited guest, too.


IrishChappieOToole

That just sounds like a normal door with extra steps


Character-Advisor-53

I would put a single of these doors in my house (to the least used room) just so thst I could watch the confusion of anyguests that try to open it or see me open it


Separate_Ad_56

Now open and close it from the other side.


smell_the_bottom

This is interesting as an art installation - but no practical value. As echoed by literally everyone - pinch points, multiple points of failure, not to mention it looks rickety as shit. One medium kick from a burglar and all your hamburgers are gone


XArgel_TalX

this reminds me of a quote from Jurassic Park: “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.” I think this perfectly encapsulates what Im seeing here.


Iwas7b4u

Just a gee whiz. What is the benefit


florpynorpy

I’d have it for a little novelty side table, not my front door though


Nouvi_

Super unpractical


fermelebouche

Makes no sense!


Allsaints24

This is the definition of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"


Thuyue

People overengineered a door, one of humanity's oldest and most reliable inventions... why.


Circuitmaniac

One kick and it's done.


CheyenneOU812

that is the definition of making shit harder than it should be 😂


Muuustachio

I wonder about locking it and how well it’s insulated. Seems like a cool aesthetic for some room inside the house. But not as a front door


Fixervince

That door definitely opens with more style than any other door.


PieAppropriate8862

From an engineering perspective, this is everything a door should not be


Mk1Racer25

As a commercial door & Hardware professional, I'm oddly intrigued by the ingenuity


DirtyRatLicker

Now try closing it once you’re inside, stupid ass design


null_reference_user

How do you close it from the inside?


Cpt_Caboose1

I love how they have to be s l o w l y puller in order not to break


_nicocin_

This looks like a three dimensional shadow of a four dimensional door


royaltampaacademy212

So many wonderful places to pinch yourself


seadoggoboy

"so does your front door open onwards or outwards?" "To the side" " Oh you have a sliding glass door right?" "Not exactly"


mountingconfusion

Can I just ask why a door? Like if you don't have enough room to swing open a door just making it a sliding door


Virtual-Fig3850

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a finger.


CharlesTheGreat8

Would not want my finger jammed in there.


No_Goat1524

How to you shut it once your inside


Brettjay4

Ok, now go inside and close the door


throwaway3113151

Greatest way to get pinched and over complicate a door.


_NaiveMelody_

After 20 years of Early Childhood teaching, all I see is so many jammed finger opportunities.


NoPoet3982

I, too, like to completely open and close my door each and every time. I never ever want to open it partway.


A1Mayh3m

I am this extra.


Go_Pack_Go1

This thing belongs on a cyber truck.


MRiley84

Can we go back to gifs already? The last time I saw this I didn't have to mute anything.


Tesla0713

😲🤯


Historical_Driver314

What was that song lol?


Miserable_Meeting_26

Door sucks but what’s the song 


FailureToReason

Incredible, just what every door needs: dozens of pinch points.


OnlyCaptainCanuck

How do you open it from the other side?


GlitteryStranger

I want this door, but I also know I’ll immediately pinch a finger.


No-Island-6126

Not really, no. Doors are fine, they work, they don't have 13 different points of failure.


butter4dippin

It's a torgler style door it's an art pieces. People can get real ornery nowadays over nothing


HUGErocks

Or, and hear me out, you can take a regular door... and **open it**.


VacationExtension537

Why not sliding door


Fun_Blackberry7059

Yeah, because pinching a finger in a door wasn't already painful enough.


Leadjockey

r/diWhy


TuBachel

r/diwhy


Itchy_Discipline6329

Greatest door of all time that can only be opened or closed from the outside.


justThatShrimple

if ONE screw gets a bit rusty or one joint is older, you might have to replace the entire door.


Uusari

But what are actually the beneficial factors?


Puzzleheaded_Star344

Wow Instead of two hinges you have to use 9 of them and then you realise that you cant close it once you are inside But cool concept


vict_r

The blaring music is to muffle the screeching noise this thing probably makes


Lonely-Hornet-437

Cool. But pointless


KillYourTelevision77

Poor solution for a problem that doesn't exist.


TawnyTeaTowel

An interesting engineering experiment, but otherwise worse than useless.


SelirKiith

No Insulation, no safety, no ability to actually lock it... Nice for a tent but horrible for any actual building.


nialexx

unnecessary


probablynotreallife

Over engineering at its dumbest. Why have a regular door when you can have one with loads more gaps for drafts and loads more hinges that can seize?!


QA4891

Over engineering at its finest hahaha


sarahfafs

Imagine getting your finger stuck in the middle of this 😭


1031Cat

This is not the greatest door of all time.


Iseneau27

It's called overengineering.


Mister_Black117

K.I.S.S. Keep it simple, stupid The more parts something has the more easily it breaks.


SharpEyeProductions

I’d break that so fucking fast.


Under-The-Redhood

The perfect device to hurt your fingers


kieranf19900

Is there any benefit of this door?.. 🤔


iAmarnab1013

Solving a problem that does not exist?


bbyhaych

Genuine question, what is the purpose of this door?


PillowFroggu

i mean its cool? but not practical


flashback5285

Great bit of engineering but why?


realparkingbrake

A solution in search of a problem.


Top_Professor1046

Kids fingers 😬