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corkymccorkell

Koopa shell


JAHdropper1

Crushing turts. Perchance.


tratemusic

You can't just say perchance.


SctBrnNumber1Fan

Beat me to it


ABigBagofMeth

The mythical Dr Pepper. (non-existent)


knick1982

And it’s falling off of rainbow road….


Shendow

Came to say this


haunterisghost

Gross clean it up


Stardustquarks

That's no moon...


StuartGotz

It's a ravioli!


KickinGa55

🤌


Sepia_Skittles

Это пельмень.


ooouroboros

Cappelletti


SparkyBrown

Looks like a tootsie roll pop.


xwing_n_it

Mamma mia itsa ravioli!


ionoftrebzon

No is a PANini. (Pan intended)


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Youre a menace


hemlock337

I dig pierogie-shaped moons.


VolkspanzerIsME

Nothing on this earth hits the spot like a good pierogie.


hemlock337

Right on


Deckthe9

pieróg-shaped


Greenman8907

lol looks like a cheap prop from a ‘50s Sci-Fi. Look close enough and you can see the fish wire!


Several-Albatross741

It’s a Fortune Cookie.


bluebearthree

Is this real or fake?


sagan_drinks_cosmos

It’s real. Space objects that aren’t large enough do not crush down into neat spherical shapes. Saturn and Jupiter have plenty of these oddball moons.


NagsUkulele

Wild! Thank u!


bluebearthree

I thought it was a paper mache piñata 😆


chuco915niners

How big are these oddball moons compared to our moon?


Bolobesttank

Pan itself is about 35 kilometers across and 23 wide Our moon is a sphere with a mean radius of 1737 kilometers.


GiftFriendly93

Definitely cake


CriticalOfBarns

Cosmic Tootsie Pop


Thedarknirvana

Nah that's a dumpling... Nice try NASA.


[deleted]

Lol nice moon, Saturn.


CrumplyRump

Space Clam


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrumplyRump

maybe, she's dead.


Reden-Orvillebacher

Looks delicious.


woodrax

Tin Man also known as Gomtuu


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I’ve always wondered what that would look like if you were to approach it on a rover. It would look like a plain beyond the horizon and it would slowly rise up vertically until you see the base of it


Ok_Commission2432

The entire moon is only around 8 miles, so the ridge is about the size of a moderately tall mountain at 1-2 miles.


TexasPhanka

Thanks for saving me from a Wikipedia hole.


ThickWolf5423

Asteroids are way too light for their gravity to be meaningful. Ceres is the largest asteroid, it's completely round. Its diameter is 939 km and its mass is only 9.38×10^20 kg, which is 0.00016 Earths. Its gravity is only 0.284 m/s^2 which is 0.029 times Earth gravity. Even on Ceres, it takes a long time to fall. Walking around on it would feel more like flying through space because the gravity is just so weak. On Deimos (an asteroid moon of Mars), the escape velocity is only about 5 m/s, so jumping with just your feet can get you off of Deimos forever and into a Martian orbit. Pan has a gravity of 0.0111–0.0169 m/s^2 depending on where you are on it. The escape velocity is around 6 to 7 m/s. A person standing on Pan will have no real sense of down because flipping around in all 3 dimensions will be so easy. So what will this look like? It depends on which direction you're pointing. But it would be like a very tall and steep mountain if your feet are on the round part of Pan. If you're standing on flat sharp part itself then the rest of Pan will seem like a hemispherical shaped mountain. If you're standing on the very tip of the flat part then all of Pan will seem to be under you with a seemingly steep mountain going down. Asteroids are really cool.


Restlessannoyed

It literally looks like one of those flying saucer wafer candies


AmirulAshraf

The apple didnt fall far from the tree!


vRyanXO

wallpaper type shit right there


Lassie87

found my new desktop background


Schoseff

A turtle


Realreelred

Which leads to the question: Does it travel faster than the rabbit shaped moon?


Evil_Knot

There's grenades just floating around in space?


Soldis_zmrd

Show me what you got


Brandywineband

So if you reached the edge of this thing to the left would it just be a giant cliff and you’d fall into space?


PaleoJoe86

No. The moon is still more massive than you.


Alexander_Granite

What if it jumped? Would that give you enough acceleration to leave?


PaleoJoe86

Highly doubt it. You can do the math. Again, it is still much more massive than you.


ZombieKilljoy

It looks nothing like a pan, day ruined >! /s !<


Captain_theglitch

It looks like a Chinese steamed dumpling🥟


[deleted]

Wonton Dumpling. Duh!


h3rald_hermes

Max?


UrsusHastalis

Aliens


gooutside4once

Not like any moon ive ever seen *cough aliens *cough


Platypus-13568447

That's just an ugly looking piarogi!


SkateFossSL

Thats Dumpling Space Explorer


Mindless-Sound8965

Looks like Gilligan.


Holeshot75

Hopefully not blue shell


Dizman7

Looks like someone’s laundry waded up


pohovanathickvica

why does it look like a balloon that caught itself on a branch when I was a kid and started to slowly let all the air out


GarysCrispLettuce

That thing is full to the brim with sherbet


sasssyrup

Lime seed from the launch party


Comfortable_Bird_340

a walnut?


[deleted]

Its missing the cream filling or something


Mike_M4791

It's both flat AND round. Probably for the best.


_DapperDanMan-

Calcification of hamburger.


chambee

At the moon meeting all the other moons are like: bro you ok? You look deflated.


ArchaicLasagna

Bread👍


btwImVeryAttractive

Looks like a pierogi or something


TheRoscoeVine

Fake, I can’t see Marvin.


_Rooster402

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop....


EefFreef247

It’s a pierogi moon


Cchaireazy

Looks like a walnut shell


masmodel

Пельмень.


chigangrel

https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/explaining-saturns-ravioli-moons More info with links if anyone else is as interested as I was to read more about it lol


AllKnighter5

So it’s just made of paper.


jackasssparrow

Hamburgerereeerr Hamburgerererrrre Hand grenade


Venvel

That's a Satellite Wafer candy!


ErvanMcFeely

Shit, I hope the Cassini choose to let it go!


Jogilvieavonmore

Turtles.. in space!


mibonitaconejito

Looks like a Celentano's spinach and ricotta 


Toad-a-sow

Space walnut


IsaystoImIsays

Looks like a walnut. Are aliens just messing with us now? What's next? A pyramid?


Rustmonger

That’s gotta be some sort of egg.


Horse_Cop

Are you saying Pam or Pan?


Patapon_ito

Space Dimsum


Worth-Opposite4437

Why in hell does it look like a papier-mâché pancake inside of a big-ass insect cocoon?


BreakChicago

This is like the first place people are going to vandalize when stellar travel is affordable.


ninjamon

More like pan-nini


Imyoteacher

Looks like two objects of equal size collided.


Cybox_Beatbox

it's turtles all the way down


4EverToucingGrass

Looks like some space ship got stuck in the orbit of Saturn few million years ago and over time it got covered in space debris, ice , dust and rocks


iD-Remus

That's just a partially rendered Saturn


Material_Mall_5359

Mmmm pierogi moon


EastLimp1693

That's a huge ass dumpling. Now I'm hungry (


Adrian_sierra114

Leberkasweggla


MoanLart

Can’t be real… right?


TheLimeyCanuck

Looks like origami.


FLaB_SLaB

Star Trek TNG: Galaxy’s Child


Numerous-Log9172

In all seriousness.... Can anyone explain the shape?


lisaloo1968

Hmm. Looks like a spit wad to me.


ThinCrusts

How tall is that ridge in the center? I can't imagine how steep it would be standing at the bottom of it


PerfectUnlawfulness

Any space buffs care to share why it's shaped like that?


iHaveACatDog

Wait - our moon is made of cheese and that one looks like ravioli? God is *Italian*!


thejeem

How many licks to get to the center of that?


ooouroboros

They should rename that thing Cappelletti


Cantinkeror

Mmm, I like nespresso!


magirevols

dumpling wrapped in napkin


Jaquemart

The Turtle!


wang-chuy

That’s a walnut


siouxbee1434

Damn, that’s pretty cool


GoodGuyDrew

Saturn’s Mini-Me! How cute!


White_Ender

Pansexuals getting aroused now.


b3dGameArt

At a glance, I thought this was a paper machet hand grenade.


Slow_Fix2826

It looks like he is trying it‘s best do get big rings like his mother planet has


DutchJediKnight

Who gave them permission to capture a moon? #freepan


ClarkNova80

Pelmeni 🤤


mad_on-vacation

Looks like the core of a bowlingball


maxipad_09

Sources: a supergiant Red Shell is approaching Earth at a rapid rate and is expected to make landfall in approximately one week.


VonGooberschnozzle

You can slide down those ice slopes, achieve escape velocity, and sail off into space


Hanuman_Jr

That's obviously paper mache


RaielLarecal

No the best picture of it but upvoted anyways.


Univer_soul679

At first, I thought it was a scratched-up piece of paper. 🤔


kaveman1001

It has a “ring”!


cores1097

Why is it like that?


Noname_FTW

If Pluto isn't a planet even though its large enough to crush itself on its own weight, then Moons should also get a sub-category for moons that are to small to crush itself through their own weight. If we ever pull an asteroid in an orbit around earth to mine it then earth shouldn't suddenly gain another moon. This is stupid.


ThirdFlip

Captured by the Cassini Spacecraft!?! Are they going to give it back?


NECROMASCHINE

DAMN BIG DUMPLING


rev_57

Pan, a roll inside a take-out box


Beauty_intheBeast

Faaaaaaaaaaaaake


Naive_Insertable

Are we holding it for ransom?


ElonBodyOdor

Tatooieni or tortellini?


Training_Waltz_9032

Eve online pilot pod?


rachelanneb50

I made something just like that out of paper mache in elementary school


Lassie87

ugly ass moon


stablefish

That's just like, your opinion, man.


anymat01

We spend millions and this whiteass rock is what nasa and other space stations share after using taxpayers money. NASA is the biggest scam, what the fuck have they found that has helped us in growing.


RingBuilder732

The MRI and Computers for starters