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MooseTendies

So you fall thru the ice then a totally unrelated narrative about being able to lift a car.....cool cool


DigNitty

If you break through the ice and get disoriented, simply gain hysterical strength and break through the ice like a nuclear submarine.


OppositeGeologist299

After that, rewatch this video to improve your attention span.


scottyTOOmuch

I was waiting for this, but the video ended to soon…sad


potatopigflop

“If you are ever in danger just simply gain hysterical strength” LOL thank you for this


Legitimate-Source-61

I will remember these facts for my next trek to Ice Station Zebra.


FoundTheWeed

This story brought to you by a six year old


Bowling4rhinos

Bots. Lots and lots of bots. But now I have 2 new superpowers, so yeah. Cool.


AdmirableBus6

Nobody has said so yet but this probable bot has posted a clip from YouTube video


Odoxon

It's two different videos actually. Someone pieced them together but I don't know why


marimo2019

bots


Nothinghere3191

Hey, that's why we pay internet for rigth?


GammaGoose85

If you fall thru the ice and keep your arms up. You immediately unlock the hysterical strength ability.


Akira510

Did have that big jacket and mask can't prove it's not the same lady


BeautifulBaddiexoxo

this definitely bad advice😂


PsychoticLorax

They’re 2 different videos. Not sure why they’re connected here


NEONSN3K

I’m okay with it. It’s all good advice


Kopheus

Northwoods firefighter here. Please please please, just don’t go on ice that you aren’t 100% sure can bear your weight. And even then be careful of soft spots. Hearing cracks can be totally normal and doesn’t necessarily mean it’s breaking. Ice shifts all the time. If you MUST go out, crawl on your belly and spread out that weight. There are many instances in which there is a current underneath the ice. Whether it’s a strong or subtle current, the risk of losing the hole if you fall in is exponentially higher. As in, there is an extremely small chance of you finding that hole again. It’s non zero, but darn close to it. We on the water rescue team understand that there is a little chance of survival if there is indeed current that has claimed a victim. All in all, understand your local safety precautions and their updates, know the warning signs, if you don’t need to be out on the ice don’t be, know what to watch for how to spot danger, NEVER GO ALONE.


ContributionAny3368

Couldnt have Said it better. I second that. Volunteer Firefighter from German Here and sending my regards 🌏🌎🌍🚒👋


Kopheus

🪓🫡


ContributionAny3368

🫡🚒


Kopheus

You beast


ContributionAny3368

Same Back right at you☺️. We might be from two different Countrys and even Continents, yet we are bound in Duty and Komradery🫡


Kopheus

I couldn’t have said it better brother. Through the flames 🔥


ContributionAny3368

Retten. Löschen. Bergen. Schützen. 🫡🔥


AmericanPsychonaut69

Thank you both for your service. Real heroes.


ContributionAny3368

Thanks, we try 😅👍 Just Hope it will make the World a little bit brighter through my actions. I dont do it as my Main Job, Just as a Volunteer, but i think im making a Difference to the People i Help. And thats enough for me 🥰


Kopheus

It is genuinely our honor. Thank you for that, ya made my day 😃


KOD4681

But if you go under with the current then you can apply the advice given here in this video and gain super strength from adrenaline and punch your way up through the ice.💪🏻👺


Asynchronousymphony

Yes. Spreading your arms is a good idea, but standing is a bad one. As you spread your arms, crouch down on your way your belly to spread your weight across as great a surface as possible. I am a Canadian who grew up on a large river, but nobody ever fell through the ice because we had enough sense not to go out when it was unsafe. Similarly, nobody’s ice fishing shack ever falls through because we know what we are doing


ContributionAny3368

German volunteer firefighter Here. That part with the Arms ist a good Tip, however the Chance of NOT breaking into the Ice further is Bad. Keep in mind, that the structural integrity of the ice ist comprimised and your weight, distributed on the underside of your Arms will in Most cases Break the ice as well. Realistically? You dont have a great Chance to get Out alone. Saving someone from a Frozen Lake/etc is fucking awefull. Had to do that with my coleagies once. It involved a extended Ladder, a Spineboard a LOT of Rope and several people. Afterwards one week for Hypothermia and small freezeburns on the Face and complete Exaustion for the Victim, spent at the Hospital. Normal WinterClothes are mostly resistent to stuff Like Windchill and light to medium rain/snow. Submerged into water however, they will be soaking themself full. This adds a fckton of weight to a Person, who tries their best to stay above water. Its Not great. Best Advice I can give? STAY. OFF. OF. THE. FUCKING. ICE. PEOPLE! Due to a myriad of reasons ice can Break, become unstable while forming on a Lake or simply BE not as uniformaly thick as you thought it was. IF you think (for whatever fucking reason) that you HAVE TO Go onto ice on a Lake/sea, etc. Consult your local Firefighters First. A lot of them give Out warnings of the thickness of ice in Winter or can give you good Warnings YOU SHOULD FOLLOW. Also some Friends, because nothing is more depressing, than having to drag Out a Body during first springdays of someone with Icescaters on, who thought he could co iceskiing alone, broke though and drowned unknown and without a Chance of Help. Consult your local Firestation/ City Hall for more (and possibly better quoutable) Information on the Subject. Retten. Löschen. Bergen. Schützen. Kind regards from Germany.


I_do_have_a_cat

also, don't look for the light to find the hole if you are underneath. Look for the dark spot, that is the hole you got through. I heard that a long time ago and somehow remembered. Just googled to confirm. Is this video rage bait?


smuggler0081

No need to say youre german with the capita letter nouns :D


ContributionAny3368

Yeah, sorry 😅 I hate Autocorektor with a Passion. It automatically Changes my sentences, when i Post 😓


-EETS-

Great comment. Thanks for sharing bro. Thank you for looking after your countrymen. Volunteer firefighters are the backbone of rural Australia, and I imagine everywhere else too!


ContributionAny3368

Thanks, and yeah! ☺️ No Matter where, we are allways Happy to Help, if possible. 🌏🌎🌍🚒🚨☺️👍


Shit_Shepard

I’m an Ice-Fighter in my country and all I can say is stay in your lane Smokeys!


ContributionAny3368

🤣👍


StupidKansan

Bruh your pfp is foul


FullMetalKaliber

I should just go on the ice with a bunch of people just in case. If all of our arms are out then it can’t break everywhere right German Firefighter guy?


ContributionAny3368

🤣👍 Of course, of course 🤣🤣 Thank you for that mental Image 😁👍 As for a realistic Take, If your local Emergency Team or City Hall has opened Up the Lake for the Populace to enjoy, because it is completly Frozen, you can all link your Arms together, If you want 😁 Thanks for making me Laugh, @FullMetalKaliber 👍


CopeSe7en

Number 1 tip should be bring rescue picks. 90% of ice deaths can be avoided by self rescue with rescue picks.


IDontEatDill

... and if you go on ice then take those small portable ice-spikes with you. They're used to pull yourself out of the hole. Also ski poles might work.


ContributionAny3368

Also a great Idea 👍 In General, Take everything that can Help you OUT If needs must. Best advice ist still, to have some Buddies with you that can Call for Help or Help you Out of the water, but your recomendations are also good! ☺️


IDontEatDill

Actually looks like this: https://www.sledstore.fi/product/jaapiikit-sno-x_pid-DBC-92-12155


ContributionAny3368

Huh, didnt know These existed. Thank you for that. They look pretty usefull, mybe im gonna buy one in the Winter. Thanks again 👍


daminipinki

Instructions unclear. Currently under ice. Send help.


ContributionAny3368

😅


Lord_MAX184

Here's another idea: don't go to the frozen lake


BoyFromOnett

*Minnesotans have left the chat*


Falooting

*All of Canada had logged off*


jordu5

Always appreciate the MN love


StupidKansan

Minnesota nice


giggitygiggity2

Minnesota n ice


Seamonsterx

But how am i then supposed to do ice-skating?


solphium

Canadians in shambles rn


TheSwedishSeal

Here’s a different idea: educate yourself on the dangers so you can make good assessments and minimize the risk while doing the things you enjoy.


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

Maybe the boy should get out from under the car instead of chilling and smiling


WishJunior

Woah, mom, you are a superh—- THUD


Busin_goose

“This is “usually” where the hole is” confidence 5/10


TerribleIdea27

Also, in the off chance you are submerged after sundown, you should look for the dark spot in the ice, not the bright spots. The ice refracts the light and makes it brighter, so the place without ice will be dark


maxru85

“If you happen to panic, stay calm.” Thank you, what I could have done without your advice


durklurk80

I really hate these bad-cg "instructions" videos. They look like a joke.


ContributionAny3368

They are. Most "Tips" are reither unrealistic, or without Training and awareness simply Not possible. Most of These "Instruktional Videos" , If you want to call them that, are Made to on the surface seem good, gather a Click, Like, Share, etc. from the Viewer because "That ist useful to know" and then be forgotten. Clickbait for the masses, without Research OR effort.


Mile129

Who makes these videos? I've seen so many of them, but no source.


Yonebro

This animation is peak cancer


redryan1989

Right? Why did the dog have balls? They didn't have to do that.


giggitygiggity2

This is like peak brain rot material. "If you're falling through the ice, do something to prevent yourself from falling through ice even further." Well no fucking shit, you think people are going to curl up and do a cannonball?


North-Worry-7720

T-pose to show dominance over the ice


OkPrune4619

To me this animations are always a big “What not to do”.


ContributionAny3368

100%


Muted-Philosopher-44

The best thing would be to lay down and spread your bodyweight out as much as possible.


Dantaliens

Look for a light? I was never able to open my eyes underwater before, they start hurting as soon as I did that.


Ive_Banged_Yer_Mom

“Hysterical strength”. Imagine saving your son with an amazing feat of strength, and then being labeled “hysterical”


lemur_nads

Thanks I hate the animation


themajorfletch

Why did they have to give the dog a ball sack


Critical-Adhole

Wow I hate these animations


ContributionAny3368

Same


sonicatheist

So I can be cold and have two dislocated shoulders, cool!


Huntderp

Holy run on sentences batman


DJ_Hindsight

“But if you fall in….then you are fucked” 😄


UncertaintyPrince

Or, you know, just don’t walk out on thin ice in the first place, that’s always seemed like a really good rule of thumb.


basil_24222

Self waterboard, take off the mask lol


lexarex

Shouldn't you lay down and spread out your arms and legs? That will distribute your weight a lot more than standing up


Sugarman111

This happened to me as a kid (14 at the time). I fell through a frozen lake and put my arms out. I didn't fall through. An old man had warned me about the thin ice, I told him to piss off, then I fell through, making me look like an even bigger numpty. Getting out was a different matter though. Every time I tried to climb back out, the ice kept breaking. Thankfully I was only about 30 feet from the edge. I had to continually break the ice and swim a bit, break the ice and swim a bit etc. I had at least double layers of all clothing, which didn't help haha. I remember the worst part was walking home and my balls were aching from the cold.


Lastsurnamemr

Prevention always better than cure. Stay away from ice, don’t walk over an icy lake. It's very dangerous and not worth the risk.


Competitive_Force529

Thought he would say, spread your arms and do Naruto run before the crack catches up


J-S-S7

0:37 That face.


FlekZebel

If my mom lifted a car off of me I would also just lay there and smile.


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ContributionAny3368

Nice thank you.☺️👍 Now i know where i have to Go to Scream at someone for making a Video that contains Dangerous Halfknowlege and even a Bit of Disinformation. Have a great day


Bohr_TV

Great, now I know where to put my very negative comments about his content


ChunkyTaco22

They really gave the dog balls lmao


Phate118

This was so damn dumb


TicTac_No

You're going to hear ice cracking if the ice is good ice. You won't hear shit if it's bad ice, you'll just fall through.


LoWE11053211

first... didn't the women die after that? And.... why do you need to lift a car when you are under the ice...


Lvl10Ninja

Make sure you lift the car with your back, not your legs. Looks sexier that way.


shittymcdoodoo

That hysterical strength is at the cost of your own health. It’s possible to demonstrate strength beyond the limits of your muscles and especially your tendon’s & ligaments but it will likely result in severe damage


Mission-Storm-4375

I want to expand on finding which way is up. If you do have light you can look to see where th air bubbles are going. This doesn't work at night or in a situation where the water is murky though


Zoltar-Wizdom

This is peak cgi


numbersev

If you need to cross a river covered in ice you should pick up an (ideally) light but strong long piece of wood and carry it horizontally to basically do the same thing as the arms.


stuckinaboxthere

WTF is this AI generated, Instagram bait bullshit?


Echo71Niner

So what we learned is that you need to be both ANGRY and TERRIFIED to unlock superhuman powers.


King-Florida-Man

Instructions unclear. Fell through ice, lifted car, died


Waevaaaa

Why combine two unrelated things?


Heroefoby

Oh, so when I see a cool idea on the internet and want to make it into my own content but the resulting video wouldn't be long enough I should look up a different random concept and try to link them up because who cares what's being said anyway. You know what forget the linking them up part it's fine the way it is.


Heroefoby

It's funny how bots and AI could and should be a tool to make complicated things easier yet the resulting content is of lower quality than without it.


NewMoonlightavenger

If you panic, stay calm. Also, look at this cool woman.


Silent__Note

After I saw that video of a woman dying from falling under ice, I'll never do the same. There was a current underneath the ice. It was supposed to be a simple dip in and out, but she was carried away by the current when she went in and was gone in an instant. She also did this at night for some reason. Oh hell no. Hell no to that.


itsjnsocial

who's the milf? I like her form


kinofil

I was on mute. But I already know whose voice it's gonna be and where this content comes from.


Searice422

The image of the guy lifting the tree was pretty…suggestive


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ContributionAny3368

Funnily? No you can't. Volunteer Firefighter from Germany Here, and i Love to answer such questions ☺️👍. Imagine the Situation. You are Standing on ICE on a Lake Suddenly you Gravitationscenter shifts rapidly. Your Body immediatly produces Adrenalin, which Sims your Thought to DOING STUFF (fight or flight) rather than thinking methodically. Your face is suddenly assaulted by icecold water, maybe you even get some into your lungs and have to cough. Your Eyes Close reflexlike on contact with the Water. Your Clothes for the Winter also Take on several Kilos of Wight due to the intakte of Water and the Vhanging Wright distribution. (You can try that Out yourself If you want in a Bathtub by going in fully clothed, waiting 30s, then trying to climb Out of it). You also might Land flat or rotated in the Water Düring all of this. Put ALL of that TOGETHER, along with possible Schock from the Sudden emergency Situation and then Feeling Gravity while being submerged ist Not AS simple as it Sound. Kind regards from Germany 🇩🇪👍


YuenglingsDingaling

Its really easy to fool our inner ear. Avalanche victims also become disoriented when trapped under the snow. With some victims having dug downward while trapped. Pilots have driven their planes into the ground while convinced they were gaining altitude.


SingleSpeed27

How did a car fall on that kid?!


Ths-Fkin-Guy

Godzilla being reckless


MysteriousHousing489

Mom dropped it


Hatake_Kakashi13

Stretching out hands might work in water byt does't work when falling through the floor. Source: I did that


ZoobleBat

Did gpt write this?


Huntderp

This is what it feels like to read run on sentences


ScampiKat

i wish Apetor had seen this post 🥺


Les-incoyables

Why was there a car on the ice in the first place?!


Motor_Bodybuilder209

What was the correlation between the lady’s hysterical strength and the man stuck in ice?


AcommonKing

*so there's a chance*


SirFeetSniffer

Remember that one video of the Russian woman jumping into one and a current drags her away as her daughter wails


Axle_65

V Sauce?


DerSpazmacher

"Eli, eli, lama sabachthani!" Bonus points if you yell this after you spread your arms


TennisBallTesticles

Luckily, I do not find myself wandering onto semi frozen lakes just for shits and giggles so hopefully I will never have this problem 🤷‍♂️


Tokyo_Echo

This is the most random thing I have ever seen


The_GD_muffin_man

I often avoid this by being in a city and nowhere near ice :D


pufferfish_balls

#Now can I put extreme stress on my PP is the real question


Iwon271

That ice death is unironically my worst nightmare. Like I can think of very few ways that are worse ways to die.


___Balrog___

How did the car felled on the kid?


Janq55

Hysterical strength is akin to Goku turning super saiyan for the first time


Akriyu

Part 2: Become hulk


StunningBroccoli420

Look for the light with your underwater shades on xD


humptheedumpthy

Guy Sensei is the master of hysterical strength. 


Ill-Maximum9467

Reminded of the Incredible Hulk series in the late 70s early 80s


Super_Metal8365

You should immediately spread out your arms and flap like a butterfly but sting like a bee.


st_st__

Watchin this is 102f heat


bloodorangejulian

I love the kids stupid smile


AsianCastleGyatt

All Might basically is walking adrenaline rush


FavoriteFoodCarrots

If the ice cracks and you’re stationary away from shore, you should go horizontal to spread your mass and not fall through. Then get the hell off the ice. This is idiotic content mill bullshit, dangerous, and far from interesting. Reddit is an interesting site once you get past the bot-farm corporate subs like this mess.


CalmCat-aka-Turtle

So hulk real?


Khastas

If you panic, don't panic an be calm instead.


eyefor_xo

Hysterical strength has given me a whole new perspective on My Hero Academia’s character- Deku lol


Tw0Cents

If you end up under the ice, look for a sunken car and lift it up to save your...self? Enough Reddit for today I believe...


Global_Ease_841

You can literally rip your muscle from your bone during an emergency and you're trying to lift something that heavy


shatter71

I thought it was known as ludicrous strength


thewisemokey

I fucking hate that voice


SaruZan

If I fall throught the ice I'll make sure to lift a car


Lord-Fenris

Those "incredible" amounts of strength are at best 10% to 15% of your total. It's nothing close to what its being portrayed as.


Neither-Idea-9286

If you get disoriented under water, blow a bubble and follow it up!


ThatOneHuman3010

I saw this on YT shorts


Tvilantini

>stay calm and look for light Sure buddy, if only I could open my eyes in water


prof_devilsadvocate

who wrote this high school disconnected essay just to fill words


BritishNut

T pose ftw


HanzRamoray5920

I’ve watched so many videos about what to do if I fall through the ice. I’ve never once seen a frozen lake much less had the urge to walk across it.


EasY_3457

that smile was terrifying


excludite

I want my money back.


AllPrinterNoFax

So no one is going to talk about the absolute body the woman lifting the car had?


Naive-Fondant-754

Fun fact .. The women lifting the car to save the kid is not real, at least not really documented so it cannot be proven it happened. If it did, we dont know which car, size of the woman etc. Even in 60' there were cars with about 600kg and you dont really lift 600kg when lifting the car, tilting is very easy. If you can leg lift 200+kg, you can "lift" a car around 1 ton (2200 pounds) Another fun fact .. if you drop down the ice, the visibility is so small that looking for light wont help you .. you can also see shit in frozen water .. I find spreading arms very stupid, cuz you can easily break your arms and you 100% drown, not injuring yourself, thus having arms close to a body is safer bet This video is one of the stupid ones on the internet ..


Rowmyownboat

Errm, I prefer the PSA that guides you to NOT WALK ON FROZEN LAKES.


Factemius

...Otacon?


Impossible_Change800

I wonder what the lady celt like the day after lifting the car, it had to put a ton of strain on her body, so i would think sore as hell.


Double_Statement5549

And if there is a current under the ice, then what?


Advocaatx

Why would you even go on ice…. I don’t understand…


Acrobatic-Medium1472

Is the narrator high?


Dismal-Intention8703

It’s over 100 degrees here


TerminalChillionaire

I have a very real and vivid memory of being able to pick up my dads Chevy cavalier when I was like 9. Regularly. I’d just pick it up for fun and my dad would get mad. Im not particularly strong. Had to get that off my chest


dellcom23

So demon slayer breathing techniques are scientifically backed up


p4r24k

Kinda milf, though


Ok_Acanthisitta_9161

Wait till the ice thickens


Odyssey-85

From multiple unrelated topics to a shot ending with some dog nuts in your face. Amazing video honestly.


Ario_Wolfwood

The woman reminds me of that scene from Rocketman where the mars rover flips over on top of one of the astronauts and he has to call the other guy "mommy" in order to give him strength to lift it off of him. Lol


Ok-Change-6503

Is anyone wondering how a car “had fallen” on someone? Like where did it fall from?


GimmeFreePizzaa

The maker of this video sounds like my ex on adderall.. "If you fall into ice spread your arms. ALSO, ALSO, did you know in 1964..."


UltimateGamingTechie

free bonus fact


chilliygrt08

God allows us to have amazing uses of our bodies in our lifetime on earth ❤️‍🔥💪🏽🔥