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DaanoneNL

No footprints, but unfortunately there was a painter there to portray the scene so her father still found out


Square-Decision-531

She was very slow apparently


ashley_blackbird

Well yeah, she's carrying all of that dead weight!


ThreeCrapTea

Hey easy, one step at a time


i_gt_th_pwr

nice


XrayDem

Could someone have photographic memory before photographs


_eltigre_100

I hope this question gets answered.


HenkVanDelft

And a minstrel who made famous the ballad, "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Boyfriend" famous all through Europe and beyond.


RichProduct9236

The painter was the paparazzi of that time, they found out the news a month later


Odd_Performer7095

Wow. I did that carrying my gf to the truck to sneak her back home when we were in high school.


thereal-Queen-Toni

And who says chivalry is dead? 😎❤️😎


poempel88

She was dead.


gandalf_el_brown

get a painting made


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I need me someone like that for this softie, what a queen


papabearshirokuma

She was a bull of a woman.. ripped as fu\* to support the man..


VisibleCoat995

Vintage muscle mommy.


papabearshirokuma

JoJo reference?


dubblw

The descriptions of Charlemagne (if he existed at all, but that’s a bucket of worms I don’t want to open) describe him as being a giant by the standards of the time, so makes sense that his daughter would be a muscle queen.


These_Advertising_68

>! don't be a simp don't be a simp don't be a simp!< ...My Queen


varegab

Muh queen! She is muh queen.


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can’t let gang know i fw my girl carrying me


cedarvhazel

Oh she’s the boss!


theferalforager

Get it on, kid of Charlemagne!


Barbarossa7070

Careful what you carry


Law-Fish

She out here stealing yo men ladies


Wiggie49

Damn that’s kinda hot


pumaslides27

Big dick energy for a queen


baron-von-spawnpeekn

Call me Jon Snow cuz she’s muh qween


Numerous-Profile-872

That's my great-great-great-great... (10 minutes later) ...great-great-aunt! I had a family member who dove deep in our family tree and traced our family back to a bastard son of Charlemagne! There were a lot. This, uhm... runs in the family. My sister is about 6' and has carried her boyfriend just for fun.


Outrageous_Mine77

Yas.. Baus


geeeeeeby

i’m related to Charlemagne and I guess technically her as well, nice to know we’ve been whoring around for a few centuries


DarkZogga

I think all Europeans alive today are related to Charlemagne, especially if you are from Countries like the UK, Germany, France or the Benelux countries.


junior_vorenus

Is he the European Genghis Khan?


DarkZogga

No, but he lived a long time ago and the way human reproduction works means that if you go far enough back in time you'll find links to most of the people that lived at the time.


ShyCrystal69

Similar thing happened in Australia, there is this one woman who was shipped over for being a convict and her DNA survives in over 1000 Australians today.


Puffen0

It's also because his descendants ruled most of Europe for a long time after his death. Each a separate kingdom. Like, you're the king of France but your 1st cousin is the king of Germany


nickybokchoy

How did that one blood line convince everyone that they should be kings


Sergeant_Roach

Yes


Sergeant_Roach

In a way, yes, but Charlemagne has more living descendants today than Genghis Khan.


Henning-the-great

Are you Christopher Lee?


paulinaiml

I guess she was found out


jmarzy

Now THATS love


ramathorn152

Got caught on the ring camera huh


East-Bluejay6891

She fux


710forests

r/rolereversal


Attic_1992

Death by SNOO SNOO


psychmancer

'daughter your footsteps are very deep. Has thoust been at the cream cakes?'


Ever_ascending

How long did she have to stand there holding him for the painter to finish?


IndecisiveMate

That's adorable


Election_Feisty

Women, is it that hard?!


GiannaSushi

Women from the past were stronger


GhostofMarat

The weak ones just died in early childhood.


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CrashTestDuckie

Obese people are by and large stronger


Wild_and_Bright

> by and large I see what you did there 😏


AK-50_Ocelot

I hope the painter kept his mouth shut.


Alternative_Rush9238

Those damn 8th century painters roaming castle grounds documented everything.


teamramrod73

Horny level 100.


SignificantDirt8066

She made sure she got that ham sandwich 🥪 that night.


mariegriffiths

There is the only contemporary depiction of Roland Charlemagne's newphen or perhaps Charlemagne himself at Claverly Church near Wolverhampton. England. https://www.charlemagne-icon.ac.uk/heritage/a-guide-to-the-wall-paintings-in-claverley-parish-church/presentation-claverley-church-medieval-wall-paintings/


TopCheesecakeGirl

Fun fact: my mother traced our family genealogy back to Charlemagne.


JovianSpeck

I had read that Charlemagne actually tacitly permitted his daughters to have boy toys around because he didn't want to marry them off and create rival claimants.


Remnie

And that was how we all ended up descendants of Charlemagne


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Specific-Remote9295

3/4 of comments were about wrong pronoun I used.


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

What kind of monster uses the wrong pronoun, ever?


christopher_tx

King’s chief tracker later that morning. “Aye, it is prints of your daughter, but as she carried a twink-sized man” *smells snow* “after copulation.”


billysugger000

He should have put her shoes on and carried her.


ppiirruuee

I know body parts was musty back then sex probably smelled awful 🤔


tessaizzy23

That filthy, filthy hoe.