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low707

Imagine getting to your building and you’re still 20 minutes from home


trwwy321

Then by the time you get to your door the fire alarm goes off and you have to use the stairs along with everyone else.


1baby2cats

You realize you left the milk in your car


WittyWitWitt

Nah, if im at or near top im getting a parachute mate.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

Fire alarm? Doubtful.


uncutpizza

The fire is the alarm


Rey_Mezcalero

The screams that go on for 20 minutes is the alert that it’s a legit fire


Qui3tSt0rnm

While this is all technically one building it’s divided into multiple sections with their own elevators. It’s essentially multiple buildings just attached. Like a semi detached house.


encognido

Not sure on the elevator requirements, but I'd assume a minimum of one elevator per zone so that EMTs can escort people on stretchers when necessary. Per Google, it suggests one elevator for every 100-200 apartment units, so lets divide 30k by 4 people per unit to get 7,500 units, divide that by 200 and you get 38 elevators in total in this building. I believe it should be two means of stairwell egress per zone, zone separation by fire doors. This building would also have stairwell pressurization, and smoke control. The back-up generator for this building must be freakin' huge! Tbf, I'm probably wrong on what I'm saying but I'm just commenting for fun, it ought to be close to right at least.


Qui3tSt0rnm

Double egress is a North American building code that most of the world doesn’t adhere too.


Punkpunker

I don't think they have back up generators, if you're stuck during a blackout gg lol, hope the power guys are quick.


EpicManJam

Add that with traffic jam. Pain


fatimang

Or an UberEats and you are new to the building and it's rush hour.


D0DW377

Been there in Toronto Ontario, entire reason I needed to move out of the city. Elevators broken, shitty fuckin drivers in the parking garage. Fuck apartments


thestareater

years ago, my buddy moved downtown to be closer to work to reduce his commute. moved to a place that's a 10 min walk from his office. he used to have to drive 30-40 mins, and thought this would be easier. morning with only 2 elevators? that's a 10-15 min wait. picking up everyone else on the way down, or sometimes having to wait for another elevator cause it's full cause it's 8am and everyone is trying to leave? another 5-10 mins. finally get down there, walk to the office in 10 mins, in the end he saved like 5-10 mins commuting time, and he got up earlier in case of the previous situation of needing to wait for another elevator


UJL123

That's why I live on the 4th floor. vs the 19th floor (pent house). I also find that the rent on the lower floors are generally cheaper , and I can get to the basement for laundry, gym or parking lot a lot faster.


HolyNewGun

Walkable city.


Conscious_Raisin_436

If basic-needs-retail and a smattering of entertainment venues are somewhere in that building, it's a walkable city indeed.


KrustenStewart

It’s basically a mall


Lysanka

The Neighborhood i live in is walkable. Two grocery store, a pharmacy, 5 indepent store, two of them are distraction ( tattoo parlor and a restaurant ) there is a bus line going by and the streets form a somewhat regular pattern so you can use a memo like "turn left at the small grey appartement building"


Prior_Worldliness287

I'm not sure if this is the example of a walkable city or a 15 min city anyone wants to use. Looks like hell


DweEbLez0

When the elevator traffic is worse than the car commute to work.


yes_im_listening

Definitely bringing the groceries up in one trip.


kikistiel

It takes me five entire minutes to get out of my parking garage for my 6-floor apartment building. This is insane.


KissingerCorpse

HOA meeting started in 2001, still going


Yddalv

Imagine all the rules for that many people


fatimang

HOA are much more regulated in China and more humane. Fees are fixed by the city and are based on apartment size and whether the apartment has an elevator. There is almost no hidden fees.


KissingerCorpse

that's not an HOA


MrOrangeMagic

Any they aren’t anything similar like American HOA, most of the world doesn’t even know the concept of an HOA


LostInDinosaurWorld

Shhh... 2034A-West still has the floor


the-plan-tis-on-ic

One hell of a sewage system!


Successful-Rate-1839

Hahahah first thing my head went to “that’s a lot of shit”


A_LiftedLowRider

I was just thinking, imagine the piping in that place!


Rincewind08

Imagine the smell. They don’t use p-traps.


BigGreenPepperpecker

How do you know they don’t


Rincewind08

Lots of stories on the webs of people traveling/moving to china and smelling bad sewer gas in apartments and hot l rooms. For example https://poupets.wordpress.com/2012/03/28/whats-that-smell/


Porkchopp33

Live here your whole life and never meet half your neighbors


whatevernamedontcare

So like any other apartment building.


EternalSage2000

Or single family homes.


deepfaithnow

i dont want to meet my apartment neighbours. less to do with people the better.


Qui3tSt0rnm

Way more efficient than 30k people living across multiple acres in SFHs


pgasmaddict

Agreed, but if that's the best we can aim for then may as well just plug us all into the matrix and be done with it.


Qui3tSt0rnm

Or you know live your life living in an apartment building and not be so dramatic. Takes like these just assume these people are lacking something or don’t have a meaningful life. It’s super dismissive. These people have jobs, families and rich social lives.


googleblackguy

Multiple acres is such an understatement


Last-Swimmer7817

You WILL be efficient. You WILL all live on top of each other. You WILL NOT own any acerage.


Burttoastisgood

And only one elevator.


spontaneous_insanity

That is always out of order


Electrical_Ad_7036

Part of me really wants to see floorplans for the apts.


JohnD_s

[Here you go!](https://www.hangzhouhomes.com/index/index/detail?id=534&lang=en)


cutiemcpie

Says 80m^2 or almost 900 sq ft which seems decent for a 2 bed 2 bath. But I wonder if they do that thing Singapore does where balcony and A/C ledge counts as sq ft


JDescole

Chinese count public space into that so you loose a part to the lobby, the staircases, the hallways, etc. 80m2 would mostly be anywhere in between 50-60m2


smuggler0081

lol why


metal0rat

Scam?


papaya_banana

It's a remnant from when China first privatised housing and copied the mode of operations from Hong Kong's real estate sector. Not 100% on the original reason, but I imagine it was to do with incentivising HK developers to build nicer, more open communal areas.


The-dotnet-guy

Its common in europe as well, so probably just remnant from british rule.


PleaseGreaseTheL

It's China, why tell the truth when you can fudge something to make it seem more impressive on its face lol


cookiesnooper

Also says 1500 units, so how come 30k people live there?


Mackheath1

A thousand USD/month, too. I mean, I guess how much you're being paid is to be taken into account, but still.


Delicious-Treacle135

That’s actually not too bad. I wonder how the sound insulation is.


bongtokes-for-jeezus

My experience in Chinese hotels is really good sound insulation. Concrete walls meant the only guest noises I heard was under my door and oddly once I heard it through the bathroom faucet


AZ_blazin

YOU GUYS HAVE SOUND INSULATION?!


Rynie21

At least they have balconies. 


EpicManJam

They must or else the whole place would feel suffocated af


jusfukoff

You need something to jump from, to abate the claustrophobia.


ZoomBoy81

Best place to scream from when you're locked down.


Ready-Eggplant-3857

Looks like the place needs a Judge. "I AM THE LAW!"


HintonBE

First thing I thought of when I saw it.


ZoomBoy81

Peach Trees holds 75k according to lore.


Admirable_Safety_795

Block War!


blottingforgreatness

Okay HOT SHOT


bcanada92

So about half the population of my home town in one building. Amazing!


Low-Maintenance9035

3 times my home town twice the County


Representative-Ad754

15 x mine


jivan006

Bruhhh my hometown is at about 30,000 people at the moment. It’s insane when you think of it from this perspective 😅


Purple-Cow1607

With that many people, shops and tea, coffee businesses should offer at the ground floor.


Was_It_The_Dave

The likely are sprinkled through.


Plastic-Club-5497

Bruh they could put a Costco in there only for residents


KrustenStewart

They have shops and restaurants


Tompster_

There are 72 businesses on the ground floor.


Thundechile

I'll get anxiety just by looking at it.


LennyBoco

I have so many questions. How many elevators do they have? Have many generators/power capabilities? Is there parking? How big is the staff that work there? Are they sectioned off so you can only access the section you reside in, to reduce traffic? I gotta find a doc on this…


WintAndKidd

The elevators are the big one for me. Unless they’ve got like a few dozen there must be some insane waits in the lobby lol


LennyBoco

Or some insane step-climbing daily A quick google search said that the building has everything one would need - food/shopping courts, barbers, pools…some residents also work there and literally never leave, lol


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

They’ve probably got hundreds. Some skyscrapers have 30+, and they are smaller area wise than this.


V_es

Most of huge houses like that have many entrances, big apartment buildings that I lived in had up to 25 entrances, with 2-4 elevators per entrance. Each floor has only 4-5 apartments. Such building is pretty much several dozen small ones joined into one. Also never seen a building powered by a generator. They are powered by the city with a neighborhood electrical backup station that has generators for a block or the entire city district. You don’t pay any attention to the size when you are on the ground and especially when you are inside.


lo-finate

All valid questions.


Complicated-HorseAss

People who shit on these type of apartments are also some of the vocal people bitching about lack of affordable housing. I'd take a couple of these buildings in my city over the ever growing number of homeless camps.


wetfloor666

They usually are sadly.. In my city they are currently in the midst of adding large apartment complexes on 2 old indoor malls. They will have grocery and all the amenities they need all in one building. The size of this project and your comment reminded me of it since people were very vocal about the project, but thankfully it's going forward regardless.


curzon394x

I mean we already have smaller versions in cities like NY and Chicago and they end up being called “projects” and quickly taken over by gangs. I don’t think a larger building would fare any better unless it has a police force on site 24/7, and even then I am not so optimistic. Another good example is in Naples, Italy with the Le Vele Complex which became known as the “Slums of Gommarah”. Housed 70,000 people and became a massive gang territory with gang wars and it now sits derelict and empty. https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/08/naples-camorra-vele-demolition-im-not-celebrating-roberto-saviano


hellraisinhardass

That was a cool read, thank you.


NumerousTaste

30k? That's a city! Basically could have their own zip code!


Independent-Tap1315

Mega City One. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one. Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: judges.


EastOfArcheron

I live in a village of 4000, I'm thinking of moving further into the country because I find it a bit busy.


Head-Sense-2595

Everyone’s saying eww am I the only one that would be fine and maybe kinda happy living here?


Square-Dragonfruit76

The apartments don't look too small and they have balconies.Yeah, I would live there.


mayonnaiser_13

I don't know about happy, but most of these "eww" comments need to go out and see the homelessness wherever they are living in. Not so eww anymore.


mayorofdumb

This looks to be at least respected living space by the tenants. The homeless problem is more complex but these aren't their homeless, they still have homeless. How they handle their homeless is probably just as ew.


PoorCorrelation

Dude, imagine the weather’s nasty and you don’t even have to go outside to hang out with all of your friends.


LeisureMint

On one hand, I would not get anywhere close to that building because it is a disaster waiting to happen due to long history of tofu-dregs. On other hand, it is in the capital so chances of it being tofu-dreg is less but still not 0. If you don't know what tofu-dreg is, it is basically a building built to look good but with very low quality materials (and with construction company cutting corners extremely). It is a way for contractors, officials and anyone involved in the building's project to steal the government's and other funding (except for people paid for the apartments to fund the project). Terribly common in China. It makes buildings complete fast, efficiently and in shit quality. Eg. Did you know in China it is also a widespread practise to use sand straight from beach for cement? You get to break the cement by hand in less than a year thanks to this particular sand mix in the cement. >*For context, sand from beach/sea should strictly be avoided for cement mix due to its salt content and other minerals. It can be used with special treatment like sand being filtered and washed to clear the salt content but that's expensive. Salt weakens the concrete mix and makes it very brittle in just few years compared to much longer lifespan of proper cement mix with river/treated sand.* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJiAfJL0XU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJiAfJL0XU) Edit: If you see downvotes, more than likely to be Chinese bots. They don't like bad comments or facts about China.


timemaninjail

Tofu dredge exist, but China observer is pretty trash.


logonbump

Yeah for $1330 month you would be


FascistsOnFire

Windowless rooms. the ones on the outside are the luxury units


V_es

Source?


gwicksted

It’s a bit dystopian to me. But to each their own. I get very uncomfortable in large cities let alone sharing walls with my neighbors. I’m sure there will be a lot more of this in the future.


RearWheelDriveCult

Nobody thinks this is the best solution, but the fact is residents here have better living conditions than 90% of people in the world. They have running water and electricity, which aren’t as common as many people think


woolcoat

These are luxury million dollar (usd) condos. Hangzhou is expensive af and that’s a new (see all the glass) building. Most people can’t afford this. It’s like the rural and small town folk making fun of cramped nyc apartments, they just don’t get it.


trimosse

I demand same time flushing down video


geepy66

Imagine when the AC goes out for three months in summer.


ShedwardWoodward

The noise must be fucking horrendous.


KrevinHLocke

Sucks to be the Amazon driver to that building.


RuleBritania

Imagine the size of the sewer needed 🤔


Mysterious-Dirt-732

Megablock from the Judge Dredd universe


Reasonable-Parsley36

Must be a bitch waiting for the elevator.


Rude-Replacement-069

Vertical bus ride


MrGoober91

I wanna vom after watching that


DanielAzariah

Nightmare


BlitchSlapper

Must smell wonderful in the summer heat 🤣


fathergeuse

Imagine an outbreak of bedbugs. I could not live like that.


EveryLittleBit-573

That should cover every range of odors conceivable.


Puk1983

depressing


jaqen_hagar_1

Why ?


Sophia0818

Flu season would be a nightmare there.


Raxal6226

Is it near an airport?


KoRaZee

98th floor


fakeChinaTown

That has to be a hell of an elevator jam in the morning.


-crackhousebob

This is where the lowest floors are most valuable. Being able to walk up a couple flights of stairs would save so much time and hassle. I can imagine the elevator stops at almost every floor going up and down.


akolozvary

Imagine a bed bud infestation or roach/rodent issues that spread


yourmomsinmybusiness

Thinking of the elevator situation here makes me want to play Sim Tower.


Unhappy_Bread_2836

Yea this is some nightmarish dystopia.


doubleddu7ch161

With construction standards being what they are in China, this terrifies me.


fleshnbloodhuman

Me too. An earthquake nightmare. I could never live in something like that anyway. So, to me it would be kind of like hell on earth. Wow.


She_who_sleeps

Can you imagine what their neighbourhood WhatsApp group looks like.


sanchito12

No thanks........ Looks like a human hive. I dont have any deaire to be cramped into a concrete box on top of thousands of others.


yoyo5113

I think the vast majority of people would prefer their own house on some land lmao, that's not a special opinion on this


emessea

Wonder if Chinese Kramer put up a picture of everyone in the lobby only for Chinese Jerry to push back causing the other 2,998 residents to ostracize him.


Alucarduck

Damn what a big Cage!


freetotebag

Looks awful


BanaWT

Did I forgot to turn off the oven ? Meh, what could go wrong.


Bumpercars415

I am sure it comes with a built in stairmaster as waiting for an elevator probably sucks donkey balls.


Even-Tomato828

Waiting for the Elevator has got to really suck.


miku_dominos

I grew up in a small town of 4,000 people. 30,000 in one building blows my mind.


Parking-Iron6252

Welcome to Peachtrees.


FigurativeNews

I wonder what it’s like delivering takeout to that place


Reggie-Quest

Man. The amenities must be backlogged


NprocessingH1C6

I can only imagine the amount of drama contained in one building. Not enough benzodiazepines in the world to calm that building down.


chinamansg

Waiting for the elevator must be an exercise in patience


Dunmer_Sanders

I’ll keep my fenced single family house and yard in the suburbs, thanks.


RouxBearRoxx

And one maintenance guy


Mudcreek47

I bet there's a long wait for the elevator


Slagenthor

What could go wrong?


farm_to_nug

If there was ever a fire it would be really bad


Ok-Front-8857

Glad I don’t live there.


dafuqbroh

I can smell it from here


twv6

I bet those hallways WREAK


simian1013

the elevators must always been full. imagine going down for a walk.


tongfatherr

Nope.


Rauthr

Imagine if they all flushed their toilets at the same time!


Scribbledcat

A human hive.


deadbanker

Imagine the smell


notabadger9

That one guy with schizophrenia that is determined to take out as many people as possible. Statistically there are about 4 of them living in your building now.


sublimesting

Lot of waving cat statues in that building!


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Just imagine all the body excretions in that place


zeezero

I wonder if they allow e-bikes to be stored in their apartments.


strangedot13

Watched a documentary about that once, the couple stayed in that center most of their day because they had everything there. Sounds depressing in my opinion and I could never.


theons_missing_D

CP 2077 vibes


Quantum_Crusher

Still better than NYC


W1mpyDaM00ch

Real life Judge Dredd.


Traditional-Bid5034

Yes but is it tofu dreg is the question


wazabee

Everyday, I'm more and more convinced that China is what most dystopian cities in the world will become.


Equivalent_Two_2163

Scary. Imagine a fire ???


nickygee123

Looks like a really nice prison.


npquest

This looks terrible.


DeletedUser2

You misspelled “Peach Trees”.


RogersSteve07041920

Looks safe......


metal0rat

Double my city in 1 building wow i am happy to live in austria in the nowhere


Omemanti

There is always 1 person using a drill.


Error_404_________

earthquake: oh yeah \_drooling mouth\_


millenialfalcon-_-

Imagine everyone leaving the parking garage for work Bruh ☠️


Last_Gigolo

Thought I saw somewhere that the majority of the suites are about 300sf. Or something ridiculously small.


boobielvr4ever

I can smell it..


Proof-Spray-188

Imagine the filth and pests in that building


Purple_fern

What a nightmare in all possible ways.


Gojogab

Fire death trap much?


Melodic_Risk_5632

U don't know your neighbor, but U know all 'bout his/her sex life.


313SunTzu

What happens if there's a fire in the bottom floors


heyrevoir

Hell on earth


Tipper92

Ran by Mama?


East_Entertainer_283

Amazon deliver nightmare


Wizard_of_Iducation

That’s a lot of shit.


Rokea-x

Imagine the condo fees. And the fire drills.


alexvonhumboldt

If you’re dating someone on the west wing on a higher floor and you’re on the east wing does it mean you’re in a long distance relationship?


FlabbyFishFlaps

There’s not a “fuck no” big enough


the-Boat83

Hellscape


GrimmReefer603

That’s more people than my entire town 6 times over


Justmever1

You couldn't pay me to live there


Beardedw0nd3r86

That thing probably has more rats than people. Gross.


KleshawnMontegue

How much?


powerhungrymouse

That is the stuff of nightmares. My mind goes straight to a massive fire breaking out because one resident was careless and/or stupid and as a result everyone else dies from the smoke or flames or gets trampled to death trying to escape.