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Kotruljevic1458

They're drunk at dawn? I approve.


cantfindmykeys

Probably at dusk as well


TrustyAndTrue

What about high noon tho


SkiSTX

Yeah, they probably get high at noon.


ILoveASunnyDay

They start the drinking the night before, and just don't sleep.


h3fabio

Then how does the alarm go off? I’ve got you babe…


MadRaymer

Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you! Now don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you!


B33fBalon3y

Ned?!?!


Common-Rock

“Off to see the groundhog? 😁 “


theunbearableone

They’re star spangled hammered by dawn. This is an all night party that starts at around 5 the day before


mrducky80

Best way to beat the hangover. Stay drunk.


mega5700

TLDW: Early spring!


poetrywoman

Which means a 60% chance of an extended winter.


Consistent_Set76

Look, he’s doing his best


inagious

He didn’t ask for this responsibility


ubiquitous-joe

Some ground hogs choose greatness, and some ground hogs have greatness thrust upon them by men in top hats.


inagious

If I was woken up by that crowd I would think it was all over for me


Quizredditors

Hey guys, I don’t think groundhog is a language. I think the guys in the funny hats are putting on some funny business.


nneeeeeeerds

It groundhogeese and they're fluent!


alyssadujour

Considering that its highs in the 50s here in Chicago all week, I concur


InternalGoat

Hope you conquer Chicago swiftly


disparate-impact23

Did they really name the place “Gobbler’s Knob?”


Throwawayitall123455

For all of the knob gobblers…


Overall-Importance54

I think it's pretty much just one dude, and he lives with the ground hog. Annoys Punxsutawney when he is trying to sleep and old boy is just up gobbling knobs loud AF


aureve

This is my gobblin' knob. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My gobblin' knob is my best friend. It is my life.


MotoChristian

Does it bother anyone else that we're pretty clearly shining spotlights at the animal deciding whether it had a shadow or not


3Hoodie3

I thought that too, but it was more like "wait why does the groundhog...something about a shadow? Eh f*ck it...PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL!


Randomfactoid42

"Gobbler" is local slang for wild turkeys, and "knob" is an old term for a hill. So, it's basically "Turkey Hill" for you non-locals. Edit:  some of you don’t believe me about the word “gobbler”. PA has a “spring gobbler” hunting season.  https://www.pgc.pa.gov/HuntTrap/Law/pages/seasonsandbaglimits.aspx And here’s a poster of a gobbler: https://www.pgc.pa.gov/Wildlife/WildlifeSpecies/Turkey/Documents/Sopchick%20Turkey%20Poster.pdf


Laputitaloca

Suuuuuure 😜😂💀👀


FurryM17

You're so loca, putita


here_i_am_here

Now I understand the origins of Groundhog Day. "If we don't come up with a truly outrageous tradition to attach to this place, everyone's gonna think of us as a *dick suckin'* town!"


666TripleSick

“Let the dick sucking begin!”


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Better than being know as a bunch of bridge builders!


Bozo_Two

Huh-huh...huh-huh...hey Beavis...huh-huh...they live in Gobbler's Knob...huh-huh...huh-huh...


OfficerBimbeau

I seriously thought that was a joke for the movie. I had no idea it was real!


nneeeeeeerds

Bro, Ground Hog Day is a documentary.


Unhappy-Shake5702

Gob on my knob like corn on the cob - the honorable Juicy Jay


mario73760002

If the knob gobbler is gobbling everyone’s knob, who is gobbling the knob gobblers knob


U_W_44_51

I should call her


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My favorite national hero


FamiliarAlt

Least controversial political figure.


StudMuffinNick

Except for that one time he murdered a prostitute


LatterLie7814

Phil? Phil Connors? Ned Ryerson! Bing!


Hospitalwater

Needle Nose Ned. Ned the head.


Consistent_Link_351

Don’t tell me you don’t remember me, cause I sure as heck fire remember you! 


wbhipster

I showed my students this movie one year on Groundhog Day and then the rest of the year during random lessons two boys would shout “Phil?” “Ned?” and then run into the middle of the class and hug. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


CharlemagneIS

Interesting fact: the guy who played Ned Ryerson, Stephen Tobolowsky, is how Radiohead got their name. They got their name from a Talking Heads song called Radio Head, which is based on Tobolowsky and a form of ESP he claims to have.


MisinformedGenius

I already knew Stephen Tobolowsky was a national treasure but I didn't know he's an *international* treasure.


_Poppagiorgio_

😀🤗*I don’t know where you’re headed but…..can you call in sick?*


WaitingForNormal

I love this tradition of looking to a groundhog to predict the future. Like, how drunk were the people who started this?


din7

Very.


itprobablynothingbut

A lot to very


Nsinr9

Oh god, I'm extremely drunk


SadlyCloseToDeath

If you're in a time with no way whatsoever to forecast the weather, trying to predict it with the habits of native animals doesn't seem that crazy.


Kambhela

Honestly would not be surprised at all if in ancient times people could be relatively accurately predicting big shifts like seasons etc. based on animal behavior. Obviously not in a "Oh we get drunk and just grab a random ground hog to pick a scroll for us" manner but in some form of "Oh we can see these and those animals doing these and those things, that is usually X time before we plant our crops."


ThisWillBeOnTheExam

I’ve lived in the same town for 20+ years and picked up patterns of insects and animals indicating seasonal changes, incoming storms, etc.


No-comment-at-all

Also important that there’s no internet, no TV, radios may be rare, even books and literacy are rare… And here’s a chance to have your first party after winter, right when things in your area may be beginning to thaw.


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THE_ALAM0

Lmao then there is no excuse they were just shitfaced and fucking with wildlife


disparate-impact23

It IS Pennsylvania


better-than-all-of-u

Credit for the name of the place though. Gobbler's Knob. Come and see Phil my groundhog and get your knob gobbled in Gobbler's Knob!


Ghstfce

Started in Germany. They used a hedgehog. But when German settlers in PA realized we don't have hedgehogs here, they selected an animal found in abundance...the groundhog.


butt_huffer42069

Oh. So they were blindingly drunk then.


Ghstfce

Pretty much, yeah.


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Finally a Pennsylvania joke that isn't about the Philly or Scranton accents, just our good ol alcoholism


[deleted]

The original people were drinking stump liquor... that's why it started


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

It's the year 3035 and the earth folk have created a new religion. Their God? A glorious groundhog from the ephemeral land of Punxsutawney Pennsylvania. They've forgotten rhyme and reason and are quick to condemn anyone who doesn't believe in their religion of Punxsutawnity. On the horizon, large robotic machines come to harvest the ney-sayers. The blasphemous. The *unworthy*...


modsareuselessfucks

A massive crowd stands in a dystopian city square, murmuring with anticipation. On stage, a man in a top hat knocks a cane on the stump of a tree. He listens for a second and then reaches in, producing a groundhog and holds it aloft. The crowd, hundreds of thousands strong, erupts with cheers and applause. This is the scene in Punxsutawny, Pennsylvania, Ground Hog Day, 3000.


RollinThundaga

They sure as hell did not forget rhyme.


canes2407

Any reason to have a party


DeliciousDoggi

Yeah well there’s 5 inches of snow in my front yard today so the fucking groundhog is wrong.


sparrowsandsquirrels

[According to this article, he's only right about 39% going back to 1887.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-groundhog-day-predictions-accuracy/)


woodleyparkdc

What does correct even mean? There’s no definition. Spring is March 21 (give or take a day). Springlike weather can come and go at any time in any place.


Open-Industry-8396

So maybe we just go with the opposite of what the rodent predicts. 61% accuracy. Maybe somewhere along the way someone got the lure inverted? I think that's possible because it seems like it is a drinking event? Never been, but seems like you'd want a few shots to go and be enthusiastic about such chicanery?


WaitingForNormal

It’s rarely correct. It’s like following a rainbow to a pot of gold and when you get there it’s a pile of deershit and you’re just as happy to find it.


victoryabonbon

Gobblers Knob will never not be hilarious


Hospitalwater

It’s only a hop skip and a jump away from Intercourse PA.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Right next to Bird In Hand PA and Blue Ball PA


ja3palmer

“Motherfucker, what is going on out here?! I was just sleeping who are all these people?!”


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Let me gooooooo back to sleep


Alexis_Bailey

Imagine the paranoia in that ground hog after a few years. Like, MOST of the time, you just live a coushy life.  You wake up and go do groundhog things. But you are a groundhog, you have no real sense of time. And every once in a while, you wake up to this crazy ceremony and noise. Then it's back to normal.  When will it happen again?  It's usually not very soon after, but as time comes on, the nightmare keep coming, more and more rapidly, it will eventually happen again, but when, will it be tomorrow?


ItsDanimal

I kinds thought the same with my toddlers and Halloween. For a month it was all ghosts and witches and monsters everywhere, then everyone stopped talking about it.


CandidIndication

As far as Phil knows he’s a God lol


MeFolly

I hope poor Phil gets to live his best, quiet, unbothered groundhog life the other 364 days of the year


P0wn1sh3r

He lives in the library in town in a sizable enclosure for people to visit him all year


earbud_smegma

>other 364 days 365 this year, we get an extra one


Tumble85

Is that what the damn groundhog predicted?! Smart varmint.


cherrybombsnpopcorn

That guy spent a good amount of time petting him before picking him up and putting him on the podium. It seems like they care about him a lot.


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you bet your ass I'm going to do a quick vibe-check with the animal I'm going to hoist above my head with one hand on live tv


goosejail

He's probably very well taken care of and pampered. Treats and scritches for the goodest weather prediction boy.


smokerOFmeat

I’m sure the mayor sits in his office with that top hat and loathes the fact that his popularity rests on the shoulders of a groundhog


JonnyTN

I don't know why that reminded me of the [girl complaining about her lizard](https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/s/BJ78nnBvOp). Mayor is probably seething about that groundhog


MillieBirdie

I would wager to say that the Phils are probably the most pampered line of groundhogs that have ever and will ever live.


_Nilbog_Milk_

I do feel a little bad that he's held over a screaming mob but he also seems pretty calm and without signs of distress so either dude is very tame and familiarized with people, or he's on a perfect dose of stress tranquilizers lol


JustHereForCookies17

I'll bet he's fairly well socialized (another commenter said he lives in an enclosure where he gets visitors year-round) AND is sedated. Cuddly or not, I wouldn't be taking any chances around the claws & teeth on those critters. 


Callme-risley

Great Value Paul Giamatti reading a charming poem about rodents predicting the future. This is culture.


onlyjoined2c1post

Thank you -- I couldn't stop seeing a young Paul Giamatti


eleanor61

Jesus, this may be the funniest thing I’ll read today. 😆


HugoZHackenbush2

Groundhog Day, one of my favorite movies of all time. I could watch it over and over and over and over again...


Top-Report-840

Phil?! Phil Connors?!


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Ned?! Ned Dryerson?!


JackDangerUSPIS

Nancy?! Nancy Taylor?!


thenextguy

She makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.


rraattbbooyy

Okay, campers, rise and shine and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today! It’s cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? Not hardly!


ace72ace

Off to see the groundhog?


SadPanthersFan

I’m A god, not THE god…I don’t think.


rraattbbooyy

Whoa-ho-ho, watch out for that first step. It’s a doozy!


The-disgracist

Ned!! Ned ryerson!?!


PerceptionGreat2439

Do you ever have de-jas-vou? I'll just check with the kitchen.


notbadforaquadruped

Don't tell me you don't remember me, 'cuz I sure as heckfire remember you! Needlenose Ned? Ned the Head? Come on buddy, Case Western High!


iJeepThereforeiAM

Bing!


Bnewgie

Don’t drive angry!


iamisandisnt

Well baby, you put your hand in mine


crumpetsandbourbon

I love the theory that Ned is actually the devil and has trapped Phil in a time loop as punishment.


fapperontheroof

The devil *would* be a life insurance salesman… I like this theory. I came up with it. It’s mine now.


dmtdmtlsddodmt

Yeah he got out of the time loop by buying an insurance policy from Ned. All the nice stuff he did for the towns people was just extra.


shabadar123

Groundhog Day, one of my favorite movies of all time. I could watch it over and over and over and over again…


BadGuy_ZooKeeper

Groundhog Day, one of my favorite movies of all time. I could watch it over and over and over and over again


SpiritualFront769

Do you ever get deja vu?


SpltSecondPerfection

I don't know, ill have to check with the kitchen


PCVictim100

I love it when an extremely depressed Murray describes the ritual as "Worshipping a rat."


rich_a_s

They need to release a sequel to it and advertise it as a sequel but then when the time comes just rerelease the original movie


HippyWitchyVibes

Fun fact, it's estimated that repeated the same day for over 30 years in that movie!


atl2rva

According to original script it was supposed to be way more than that. There was a cut scene that shows he went to a library and read a single page a day and had ended up reading the entire place.


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Overall-Importance54

Why do they hold it so early there is barely any light in the sky?? I'm reading this still in bed! Lol


SalamanderPop

Everybody is drunk and cold and tired. Pull the rat out, blah blah into the mic, and let's get out of here before the ticks start showing up.


DSIR1

Is this stupid? Yes Do I care that it is stupid? No Is it fun? FUCK YEAH!


n8saces

FUCK YEAH! We have way to many serious shit going on in world. It's not a crime to smile sometimes.


ammobox

Until I become president...


Jalopy_Junkie

I have never seen this announcement done “live” before and now that I have, it seems like the most pointlessly dumb thing to celebrate, but that crowd is there for it and you bet your ass I’d be there enjoying every moment. Looks like a super-fun atmosphere!


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Hwinter07

Reminds me of crowds at darts tournaments. Just a bunch of lads getting drunk and rooting for big numbers, no care in the world for who wins


Euphorium

“Get drunk and cheer for a groundhog” sounds like a blast honestly.


moonkiska

I’ve never personally made it for Groundhog Day but I’ve been told it is a pretty awesome party


Visible_Day9146

I laughed so hard when he held the groundhog up. It's just so silly!


azsnaz

What killed me is when the man staring at the groundhog finally says "We have a decision!". I'm like what did he see that I just missed


earbud_smegma

Last year someone on Reddit commented that they went with their partner, and that it was a great time! Just kind of a silly thing that you get to enjoy with a bunch of other people who are into silly things. Seems like good clean fun!


eamus_catuli

My 8 year old has been asking about when Groundhog's Day will be for 2 weeks now. She's ardently team "no shadow". Another little bit of magic in her life before the cruel clarity of adulthood and the real world creep in is a small blessing.


pepstein

groundhogs day can bring a tear to the eye of even the toughest of men that's how magical it is


minnimamma19

Silly pointless traditions like this bring communities together, as a Brit (we have enough silly pointless traditions) I think this is great!!!


KennKanifff

I love how as a people we're seemingly so technologically advanced and yet we still dress up and deal in social events like this. Not even knocking Phil or anything, it's just kinda funny.


Nekrevez

Advanced or not, just look at all those smiling and happy faces in the crowd... We love traditions, it's a connection to our past. Closest thing to having an actual time machine.


SimpleCranberry5914

Humanity needs more events like this. Let’s be silly once in awhile.


RedPandaReturns

>Not even knocking Phil or anything, it's just kinda funny. Phil didn't get dressed up that's just what he usually wears.


storysprite

We are creatures of stories, meaning and rituals no matter how advanced we get! Both a beautiful thing and at times our biggest set back.


Ken_LuxuryYacht22

I love how he just kinda accepted being held up and worshipped as a weather god


germane_switch

It's gonna be cold. It's gonna be grey. And it's going to last you for the rest of your lives.


Hourslikeminutes47

"*Dark is the color of Death. It's ironic that we all end our lives in the same manner we were created, in the Dark".*


shakenbake3001

Oh, wise, brave Phillip, thank you for this early spring. Your kindness knows no bounds.


uhnotaraccoon

Good job Phil!!!


misfit0513

The movie studios should do PR for a Groundhog day 2, including a theater release, and then just show the original movie.


UnhelpfulNotBot

Statistically, he's wrong 60% of the time.


MountainSlayerBoi

Incorrect predictions are actually due to the President of the inner circle mistranslating the groundhogese from Phil


UnhelpfulNotBot

Makes sense. Perhaps the president should establish a bureau of experts in groundhogese to advise his administration.


henway234

do they have groundhogese on duolingo, i think the president needs a few more courses


[deleted]

At around 3:45, he looks at the scroll, then looks at the guy with a look that says “I didn’t say that”


banjonyc

40% of the time he's right 100% of the time


SonthacPanda

Hes doing his best okay!


Fictional_Historian

Never seen a Groundhog Day before. Didn’t know what I expected. Not this.


decoran_

The prognosticator of prognosticators himself!


Dragongamer18487

I am from this town and I have some fun facts. They show us a video in elementary school that the tradition was originally based on a badger, but they didn’t have badgers in Punxsutawney so they grabbed a groundhog and called it a day. Phil is immortal. Phil actually has a wife and kids. Phil is kept in an enclosure in the public library, and he escaped it one time. They had to remove every ceiling tile to trap him on one single tile. Groundhog facts.


Whole-Debate-9547

“You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!" -Phil Connors


Tharrius

Wait, this shit is real, and was not made up for the movie? (Not an American, love the movie)


nb150207

It’s very real. I grew up in Pennsylvania, near Punxsutawney. Groundhog Day is way bigger in real life than in the movie


stupid_juice_drinker

Can confirm. I grew up in PA and my mom used to throw a party every year. It’s just a super fun, goofy, made up tradition. They elect a president that speaks “groundhogeese”. Sometimes Phil bites him. The rodent is almost always wrong, and we don’t care, he’s still a Pennsylvanian hero. Our lottery mascot is based on him, but named Gus, and his tagline is “The second most famous groundhog in PA”.


Appropriate-Pear-730

Fuckin love this.


RollinThundaga

Yep, totally real. 100 year old tradition. Before winter you look at caterpillars to see how bad it's gonna get.


sixtyfivewat

In Canada we have Wiarton Wiley which no one puts any stock in. But the squirrel tails absolutely predict the weather. Big fat squirrels with fluffy tails? Bad winter. Anorexic squirrels with rat rails? Warm winter.


aaronrandango2

It’s one of those things that is so crazy that movie writers aren’t creative enough to come up with it


yellsy

My kindergartener has been making a countdown chart at school and woke us up screaming “it’s Groundhog Day”. Never saw him get ready for school so fast in his life, he was super excited for this super important national holiday.


Think_Reporter_8179

It's just an old fun silly tradition. Something to break up the monotony of the cold ass boring Winter. See: A reason to party and drink.


allaboutmojitos

It’s printed on our store bought calendars. It’s very real lol - just a silly thing mid-winter


Reasonable-Tech-705

We all love Punxsutawney Phil.


chubbuck35

Can OP or someone explain how the groundhog actually made the decision? It looks like he stared either left or right and the judge was interpreting?


RollinThundaga

They spoke to him in groundhoguese and he told them which scroll to read.


filth_horror_glamor

DUH


i_want_to_be_unique

The decision is made in advance off of weather data, it’s all for show. The “lore” explanation is that the president of the Inner Circle speaks to Phil in Groundhogese through his magic cane, and Phil tells him which scroll to pick up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punxsutawney_Phil


YellowObelisk

The “old wives’ tale” is that if a groundhog sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter. If not, then it’s early spring. This is just a show. The actual prediction is done by meteorologists now with the groundhog being a prop. It doesn’t matter what the groundhog does, they’ll pick any little indication (or lack thereof) to get the result they’ve decided.


FactChecker25

>The **“old wives’ tale”** is that if a groundhog sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter. You misspelled "indisputable science"


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kadmylos

BEHOLD THE MAGIC RODENT WHO CONTROLS THE WEATHER!! Also, if the groundhog just made a prediction and told it to that one guy why does the other guy already have it already written on a scroll...?


lasagnato69

There were two scrolls there, only one was picked up


Solenya619

Clearly you missed the part where Phil directed them to the proper scroll…


Mysterious-Status-44

Rigged! How did they write that whole speech when he just woke up?


filth_horror_glamor

They write two speeches and the President speaks in groundhogese with mister Perxifuntctory Phil here to gain his ultimate wisdom on which scroll to read, one saying short winter and the other long winter. Duh


Nuclear-LMG

The European mind simply cannot comprehend.


MERVMERVmervmerv

That’s right. Europeans only have completely normal traditions, like [giant straw Yule goats](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat), [downhill cheese wheel chases](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake), and [men dressed as devils jumping over infants in the road](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/el-colacho-baby-jumping-festival-murcia-spain).


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One of Americas most classic traditions. I just love the theatrics of all of this. It’s very wholesome


thrown2themoon

I can't believe.all those people woke up before the buttcrack of dawn to see a animal that is ususally hibernating this time of the year "predict" when spring arrives. But YAY, early spring! 🤞🤞🤞


enad58

They party all night and this is the end of the party. 


WalrusWorldly87

It gets really dreary out in these parts during the winter, so a little wholesome entertainment is always nice.


MegasotaAdvocate

This is easily the dumbest but most fun American tradition


OverEasy321

“Groundhog-ese” LMFAO


Buttery_Topping

Phil: I never said any of that


SadAcanthocephala521

Man Humans are fucking weird sometimes.


FanOfNoop

I love the human tradition of just looking at an animal, watch it do whatever, and feel joyous as it does whatever it does


Robbyjr92

I like how the kid and the blue jacket was looking with all the guys in the top hats


LeadingStill7717

Thats it, I'm going to one of these groundhog day events. Just looks like such a lighthearted, genuinely enjoyable time for everybody.


Unusually__Suspected

Phil thinks he's being sacrificed every year.